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Monday, July 02, 2007
Generations of Domination

SPL
2000/01 - Celtic
2001/02 - Celtic
2002/03 - Rangers
2003/04 - Celtic
2004/05 - Rangers
2005/06 - Celtic
2006/07 - Celtic

Reserve
2000/01 - Rangers
2001/02 - Celtic
2002/03 - Celtic
2003/04 - Celtic
2004/05 - Celtic
2005/06 - Celtic
2006/07 - Celtic


Under 18/19
2001/02 - Rangers
2002/03 - Celtic
2003/04 - Celtic
2004/05 - Celtic
2005/06 - Celtic
2006/07 - Rangers

Total 20
Celtic 15

Since MON came to Celtic in the summer of 2000 Celtic have won 15 out of 20 league titles that they have contested. It may have been 16 if Rangers had not sacrificed the Reserve league last season (they finished in 9th position, 34 points behind Celtic) and put all their resources into the Under 19 league.

The statistics for the Reserve and Under 19 leagues are meaningless if there is no benefit to the first team. Thankfully in the last few season, we have seen a collection of players such as McGeady, McManus, and Maloney develop and hold down a first team place, as well as Kennedy and O’Dea having their finest hours in the biggest arenas in Europe and hopefully many more to come.

It would also appear that the players who do not make it for our first team are of sufficient quality that we can sell them for a reasonable amount of money. If rumours are to be believed then in a 12 month period we could raise between 3 and 5 million pounds from squad players.

Most clubs find youth football a drain on resources. Hopefully we are seeing a beginning of a period of success in our development of youth players that we have not seen in over 20 years.

Thank you
Kevin

PS. Paul is taking a well-earned holiday, and has left me in charge of the blog. He will be back next weekend.

PPS. A big and late that you to Singapore Celt for his hospitality when I was visiting Singapore.

PPPS. Celtic fail to get a striker who has scored 13 goals in 4 seasons.
Posted by Paul67 at 10:33 PM :: 

216 Comments:
  • At 02/07/07 22:41, yoshimisgreenandwhiterobot said…

    First?

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:42, Andy said…

    test

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:43, Andy said…

    oh no!
    Lost my chance of glory

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:57, deliasmith said…

    Battling my way through the crowds...
    “The Cabinet Makers” BEITH
    In 1919 they won the Western League championship. DUMBARTON HARP
    First Scottish team to wear green and white hoops. HIBS
    Second Scottish team to wear green and white hoops (Not us). EAST FIFE
    Home town of King's Park. STIRLING
    Successor to Fifeshire Hibernian (1889) LOCHGELLY
    "The Happylanders" LOCHGELLY
    Played at Hyde Park (Springburn) NORTHERN
    "The Royalists" ROYAL ALBERT
    In XXXX, Edinburgh dominated senior Scottish football. Hearts won the First Division title, Hibernian were Second Division champions and [this team] beat Renton to win the Scottish Cup. 1895 AND ST BERNARD’S
    English club who wore green and white hoops from 1911 for 12 years BRADFORD PARK AVENUE
    English club who wore green and white hoops from 1892 (then non-league) QPR
    Town which has had three English league teams, currently has none. BURTON ON TRENT

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:57, curly said…

    Andy -

    If you urnae fast, yer 4th

    Lycru

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:57, Tom the Tim said…

    Kevin,
    I hope Paul doesn't suffer too much nagging on his "well eared holiday"

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:58, curly said…

    Or 7th?

    Cyrul

     
  • At 02/07/07 22:59, WGS said…

    Paul67 sorry Kevin,

    Who's the striker we want. Reveal all?? U tease!!

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:05, Paul67 said…

    WGS

    He has taken all his secrets on holiday with him.

    Kevin

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:07, Sharon said…

    Kevin -

    Good to see that Paul67 has succession planning at the front of his mind!

    As for the Dutch lad, he doesn't sound like much of a striker. Is he a striker??

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:08, U2_1888 said…

    Has the Herald and it's Sunday Sister went downhill in recent months or what?

    Two live stories just now:-

    1. Rigters opts for Blackburn instead of Celtic

    (No mention of Rankers' interest in the player despite reporting such on 30th June? Wonder why.)

    2.Rankers confident over deal for Cuellar.

    One negative.
    One positive.

    It's fun these days. The headline writers are scraping the barrel for scraps that fit their jigsaw bhoys and ghirls.

    Smile. Be happy:))))

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:10, noel90 said…

    YAAAAAAS !


    Cheers Kevin.

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:18, noel90 said…

    U2_1888-

    can you mail me?

    noel90@hotmail.co.uk

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:27, TheGreenTrumpet said…

    Cash-strapped crisis club Celtic have been humiliated once more this summer as their top-striking target Maceo Rigters opted to sign for Blackburn Rovers. Gordon Strachan and Peter Lawwell were left with egg on their faces after staking their reputations on the signing of the Dutch hitman. The transfer window torment of the long-suffering Celtic support continues, with reports of season ticket cards being returned in their thousands.

    In other news, Rangers FC have confirmed they ‘will not be held to ransom’ by Scottish Power, after receiving an electricity bill for £245. An Ibrox powerbroker raged: “We value the electricity we have used at £16.90, and we won’t pay a penny more”. Scottish Power are left with little choice but to meet the Rangers’ valuation, as both Gary McAllister and Alex ‘Big Eck’ McLeish have waded into the argument, and are in total agreement with the Ibrox offer.

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:28, minx1888 said…

    Kevin I hope you know what you have let yourself in for??? That Noel90 takes a bit of watching :))

    U2 lazy journalists I can think of another word or two! Papers will be full of it tomorrow how we missed out what odds on how they forget to mention the debacle that is rangers and naismith!

    G.O.D lovin it!

     
  • At 02/07/07 23:56, dixiedeanssideboards said…

    Welcome Kevin, Keep yer tin hat on!! Only kidding. Maceo Righters he may be brill, maybe not. I would like to see alex frei signed. A proven international scorer. Hail Hail!

     
  • At 03/07/07 00:10, Paul67 said…

    Thank you minx1888 and dixiedeanssideboards, thankfully Paul left me his tin hat, although it is too big for my head. I have meet Noel often, and I know he is one of the good guys. My big fear is when Martin42 finally gets back on the net.

    Kevin

     
  • At 03/07/07 00:13, Tom the Tim said…

    Noel,

    What's with the big YAAAAAAS.
    Did you hear anything?

     
  • At 03/07/07 00:52, James said…

    Can't say I'm too bothered about Rigters, and agree with our fellow bloggers that Frie or A.N. Other PROVEN goalscorer is more what we want.

    What will the Scottish media (spit) make of it? I wonder.

    Auld yin:-
    Bhoy walks into a barbers in New York.
    African/American barber turns around and says "Yaas sir".
    Bhoy says "Naw ma heid"

    Oregonbhoy
    WhoisnotracistandblamesitonNoel

    PS Hi Kevin

     
  • At 03/07/07 02:29, David said…

    John Reid tipped to be next Celtic Chairman. Another realy positive story from the telegraph.

    Telegraph
    Test your link by clicking here : Telegraph

     
  • At 03/07/07 03:26, PJBhoynyc said…

    I will hold my fire on this one....First to wait and see if it happens (although it was predicted by some CQN contributors)... Secondly because the article has left me temporarily speechless.

    Celtic and Michael Chertoff associated with one another? WTF? Seems there is no escaping the corporate context we all live within. I better lie down.

    PJ
    Not so happy clappy tonight....

     
  • At 03/07/07 03:35, tinytim said…

    Mr Strachan's signing policy concerns me.

    My view is that he should be signing players to fit his system.Granted he may wish to change systems during matches.A horses for courses,type of adaptability makes sense.

    Just where does Rigters fit in with this?
    One month ago we had never heard of him.
    He has a good euro under 21 championship,and suddenly he is a legitimate signing target for us.

    I did not see the boy in person ,but like, Vargas Shampoo my brother in law watched the lad and thought that he lacked pace,movement, and fight.

    On checking his goal scoring record,it is very poor for a supposed goal scorer.

    This leads me to ask the question.
    When did Mr Strachan decide that the boy was what Celtic needed?

    There seem to have been so many instances where we go after one type of player,don't get him and the next player we sign is a totally different type.

    Last year it was Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank .(What another waste of money he would have been)

    Last year we went after Quinton Fortune,a player with a fitness record to match that of Phil O'Donnell and Craig Beattie combined.(What another waste of money that would have been)

    We then go on to sign JVOH and JJ who are totally different types to our earlier targets.

    Is the man flying by the seat of his pants?

    It seems so to me.

    He has wasted millions on players,he has to get it right.

    He seems to be going after anyone who fits his budget, instead of getting the right man for a certain role.

    We need less squad players, and more players who can make a difference.

    He is giving The Waistcoat,hope tha he shouldn't have by wasting millions on players who have been signed , yet he doesn't know (or if he does ) doesn't play them in there best position's.

    JJ,TG,Adam Virgo ,Paul Hartley,Gary Caldwell,all spring to mind.

    Kenny Miller is also not an out and out striker.He has had more effect, when playing out wide.

    No i'm sorry but with the gap in funds avaiable to him.The Darnel should not be in the race.

    That will not be the case.

    There are many crawing on here,but i believe that The Waistcoat,has done better with the resources available to him, than Mr Strachan has.

     
  • At 03/07/07 04:19, The Great Auk said…

    Mr Strachan doesn't seem to like goal scorers.He takes them and within a year they dry up. Kenny Miller got a great run though because he doesn't score goals. Magic scored a bunch in his first season but that dried up. I believe Hartley used to bang in a few too. Riorden was just scoring too easy so he had to be kept out. Having scored about 60 in the previous 3 seasons combined, Mr Strachan just couldn't take the chance that he'd score some for Celtic.
    As for the collosal Celtic squad these days with (soon to be)triple digits on their backs, they must be eating up a huge wage packet.
    As a follower of celtic I must say that it's a bit hard to get behind a huge squad of players who come and go. Maybe that's just me. Seems every week when the team comes out, there's a half a team that didn't play the week before.
    But is Mr Strachan winging it? At times I say yes. Definately. Is he looking at Celtic as top of the league or 12th from bottom?
    I'm probably repeating myself but it would be great to see consistency from Mr Strachan and a little all round adventure on the pitch. Still, I wish him all the best.

     
  • At 03/07/07 04:57, Weeron said…

    Jeez, Tiny....I wish I had got 10 or 12 pints into you...you'd maybe a wee bit more upbeat....:)

    I do agree that we seem to have too many squad players, and not enough really top guys.

    That being said, we are getting some trickle down dosh from england, and could end up having 5 or 6 million added to the kitty. So who knows?

    I'd give gordon and Peter the benefit of the doubt. I think they have earned it.

     
  • At 03/07/07 05:42, michael said…

    This post has been removed by the author.

     
  • At 03/07/07 05:47, noel90 said…

    I see that dud

    Riquelme

    only managed to score 2 in Argentinas 4-2 win over Colombia last night.

    Really needs to get his act together........

     
  • At 03/07/07 05:51, San_Frantic said…

    This post has been removed by the author.

     
  • At 03/07/07 05:56, San_Frantic said…

    Ok I broke down and created a Goooooooooogle id. West Coast back in the hizzzooooose. Counting the days to Denver and Chy-town.
    My middle Bro is coming over for the games; he then shoots back to London - packs up and moves to SF (for 6 mths to a year with his firm). Great news for me, SF CSC and the Bars in the Financial District. Bad news for the wife and my liver.

    Looks like I cacked up my id. I was the Pee-Artiste formally known as SanFran_tic


    Noel90 you still harping on a bout Riquelme?

     
  • At 03/07/07 05:57, San_Frantic said…

    Paul67. I was lost now I am found.

     
  • At 03/07/07 06:16, noel90 said…

    Hi San Fran-

    I know-I really should move on with my life.........

     
  • At 03/07/07 07:33, curly said…

    YET ANOTHER SIGNING



    Gordon Strachan has added Dunfermline's Stevie Woods to his goalkeeping coaching staff.

    The 37-year-old ex-Hibs and Motherwell No.1 has been recruited to work with Jim Blyth at the club's new £7million Lennoxtown training complex.

    Woods was out of contract at East End Park and has taken the chance to look after Artur Boruc and Mark Brown at Celtic.

    Pars manager Stephen Kenny is sad to see Woods depart after helping develop young Fife keepers Greg Paterson and Sean Murdoch but will now target a replacement.

    The Irishman, who hopes winger Owen Morrison agrees a new contract, said: "Stevie was very professional in everything he did with us and we wish him well."

    Ulryc

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:01, itz said…

    Luigi 14.48 yesterday

    "Ama Surprised ata yo!

    Ya no believa da cane, collie?

    cane, he'sa say da Ma C.E.O. isa go ta Celtica ..oh!.... 2 weeksa go!

    Believa collie!"

    C'mon Luigi, Collie's fans need you to speak up here, what happened?

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:38, winningemmell said…

    July 3

    St Thomas


    Patron of Cigarette Stubs

    Pro - Cooper
    Con - McLean

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:38, chennaiseabird said…

    itz

    This happened?

    story

    Makes sense to me.

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:39, winningemmell said…

    ......and my/our/her 20th wedding anniversaire to boot...... oh dear

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:46, curly said…

    WG -

    My congratulations to you both (I think?)

    Lucyr

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:48, chennaiseabird said…

    wg

    Martyred and buried in Chennai so they say. Any doubts?
    Thomas

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:49, curly said…

    A slightly different take on the Rigters story from the Express -

    CELTIC manager Gordon Strachan dropped his interest in Dutch under-21 starlet Maceo Rigters last night - hours before he led his team - under tight security - to their Swiss training camp.

    The Scottish champions had expressed an interest in NAC Breda youngster Rigters but have now decided that they need a more experienced blue chip striker for the Champions League - with Swiss star Alexander Frei still on the radar despite Borussia Dortmund claiming he is not for sale.

    Rigters had come to the Hoops attention, via director of football John Park, after he had finished top scorer at last month’s under-21 European Championships but Strachan does not see the player as any better than any of his current striking options - including Maciej Zurawski, Chris Killen, Scott McDonald, Kenny Miller, Derek Riordan and Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

    The Dutchman is now likely to move to England where Norwich and Blackburn are both keen to secure his services. Meanwhile, Celtic continued their pre-season when they flew out to Switzerland, after switching to Prestwick from Glasgow airport after the weekend terrorist attacks.

    Strachan is still planning for the new season and is prepared to bide his time to get the top targets he wants. Strachan still wants to add more firepower to his squad but before he can do that he must try to move on some of his top earners - including Thomas Gravesen, Jiri Jarosik and Bobo Balde.

    He is still looking to add to his squad with another goalkeeper to replace Norwich-bound David Marshall a priority, along with another full back to replace Jean Perrier Doumbe, who has pulled out of contract talks and is set to return to France with St Etienne, although there is also interest from England.

    The Hoops are also looking for another midfielder and after pulling out of a move for Stephen Appiah and they have left their £3 million bid on the table for Guiranne N’Daw - even though Sochaux are adamant they won’t sell.

    N’Daw’s UK representative, David Baldwin, said: “Celtic have made an offer for the player but at this time Sochaux have said they don’t want to do business.

    “Celtic have offered what is a fair price for Guiranne, who I am in no doubt will go on to become a really top player.
    “Sochaux have turned down that offer and said they aren’t going to sell and so it looks like the deal has reached some of an impasse.

    “Guiranne knows that an opportunity like this doesn’t come along too often and he has told Sochaux he wants to go but he is still under contract and there is nothing he can do.

    “It is just a case of waiting to see if Sochaux will have a change of heart, because Celtic have made it clear they are willing to leave their offer on the table.”

    Cruly

     
  • At 03/07/07 08:56, itz said…

    Chennaise

    The Celtic View couldn't have topped that - hope it is true.

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:01, U2_1888 said…

    Tinytim,

    WGS was interested in Rigters BEFORE the U21s (at least it was in the redtops and he was being discussed on here before the Euro championships), so he wasn't interested just because he scored a few goals in the tournament, he was intersted because Celtic's scouting network informed him of the lad.

    Personally I didn't see much that impressed me, but I never got the job!

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:06, Great_No_8 said…

    Morning Guys

    Just following up a point made by Tiny last night about the waistcoat. Why wouldn't you think that Rangers can provide a credible challenge this year?

    Yes our budget is far larger than Rangers but then their's is far larger than everyone elses. In truth, both McLeish and PLG should have been hoovering up points all season given the resource advantage they have over the rest of the league. The fact that they did not showed their failings as coaches.

    Smith was a good fit for Rangers this time around as his experience with both Everton and Scotland has taught him how to stretch a buck so to speak. Factor in two old firm victories last season then yes, i do expect a serious challenge from the dark side this year.

    As for Mr Strachan's signing policy, I think you are right to criticise as his scatter gun approach has not been entirely successful. The pro's perhaps just about outweigh the cons but I am happy that he is at least generating some money through player sales.

    #8

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:07, spirit of arthur lee said…

    WelldonetoGemmellswife

    Pro The tank engine

    Pro John(Legend)

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:17, Glenoory said…

    Congrats to the WGs. Surely this calls for a Freddo or two?

    Pro Burns (Biggest legend)
    Pro Gun (the Clash)

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:21, Celtic_First said…

    WG

    Happy twentieth anniversary. I hope you and Mrs WG have a great day.

    Pro Winning
    Pro Gemmell
    Pro Burns
    Pro Callaghan
    Pro Gravesen
    Pro McKinlay (Tosh)
    Pro Aquinas
    Pro Holloran (pp Holy Cross, Dixon Ave).
    Pro Coyne

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:30, Hazybhoy said…

    Noel,

    Good job this didn't happen on the Celtic website:



    "Everton's official website had the club's fans in raptures after announcing the signature of Argentine superstar Juan Roman Riquelme, ony for disappointment to hammer home when it was revealed the story was untrue and had been part of some test data which had been displayed in error."


    There'd have been tears before bedtime...

    H

     
  • At 03/07/07 09:36, Tom the Tim said…

    Pro-Me

     
  • At 03/07/07 10:16, Parkheadcumsalford said…

    Congratulations, Mr & Mrs WinningGemmell.

    I see the Telegraph seems to think John Reid is to be our new Chairman. While I don't think our current Chairman should be shown the door, I wouldn't really want Reid to take his place. But reading the Telegraph article really p***** me off. He would supposedly make us more acceptable because of our assocation with the IRA. Tosh, to coin a phrase. Those who find us unacceptable will never change and it is not because of the IRA.

     
  • At 03/07/07 10:18, Parkheadcumsalford said…

    There was more about our not accepting the bold Doctor for our own reasons, but I won't bother you all with that. You can read it for yourselves. We do get under the skins of an awful lot of people for just being who we are.

     
  • At 03/07/07 10:20, Celtic_First said…

    Parkheadcumsalford

    Allow me to suggest that the key in this is your phrase, "reading the Telegraph article …".

    It's the Telegraph. What else would you expect?

     
  • At 03/07/07 10:51, tully57 said…

    Congrats WG

    Is it really 20 years....best band I can ever remember at a wedding.

    ...and I stayed throughout to hear them......unlike you at my wedding when you & several of my family members left to watch Sportscene at my uncles's house.

    Might have had something to do with Billy Stark scoring the only goal of the game that day to beat The Darnel 1-0 and set us up for The Centenary Season. Happy days.

    Pro: Larkin (Conor's dad in Trinity, best book ever)

    Pro: Ó Fiaich

     
  • At 03/07/07 10:58, Celtic_First said…

    Tully57

    Trinity? The best book ever? The Leon Uris Trinity? The one in which he has arms smuggled into Ireland in the gear of a team playing that well known Irish sport, rugby league?

    Aye, right.

    Away and read some Heinrich Böll, man.

     
  • At 03/07/07 11:03, druiddude said…

    Perhaps the next convention in America might include a trip to Cuba in it`s itinerary.With the John Reid/Michael Chertoff axis in charge I`m afraid it may be Tiochfaid Guantanamo Bay for our Tiochfaid Allah poster.

    We could also say hello to P8ddy,Timlord,Shelbourne 1916,Gweedorebhoy,Alex frae Govan,Negataive Anon,Mr Angry aka Fluffy Bunny,Pablo,Madmitch and all the awkward squad who have been disappeared in our efforts to meet the respectability test set by the Telegraph

     
  • At 03/07/07 11:05, TontineTim said…

    Gordon Strachan has added Dunfermline's Stevie Woods to his goalkeeping coaching staff

    *another St Pat's Dumbarton bhoy, I believe he also played with the local GAA side as well.

    My brother was friendly with his parents, both now no longer with us, he went through school with his da John (St Pats McLean Place and Castlehill) you must have known him Derbyshirebhoy, he lived out in Milton.

    His mother's wee sister grew up with Mrs TT and it was through her that I met the mother of my children.

    Good lhad fae a good Tim family.

     
  • At 03/07/07 11:06, Celtic_First said…

    Druiddude

    You're in danger of coming over as a Druid who knows too much …

    If all those posters have been 'disappeared', how come you know about it, unless you're part of the junta?

     
  • At 03/07/07 11:14, Parkheadcumsalford said…

    Can't agree that Trinity by Leon Uris was a good book. Uris also wrote Exodus. Neither is even good history.

     
  • At 03/07/07 11:19, druiddude said…

    Celtic First

    I feel the blog is becoming like one of the photos that used to appear in Pravda during the Stalin era.At first a bunch of happy smiling faces all tightly crowded and smiling..
    As the photo is reproduced very odd gaps appear which throw the remaining group into odd postures..all yin and no yang.

    fourlegsgoodtwolegsbad csc

     
  • At 03/07/07 11:26, druiddude said…

    On the other hand perhaps we have all become devotees of the Kama Sutra

     
  • At 03/07/07 12:10, Estadio said…

    Donald Findlay cleared of offensive Joke.

    In a landmark ruling yesterday, the Faculty of Advocates - the professional body which governs the sash size, trouser length and hand-shaking etiquette for Scotland's courtroom lawyers - concluded their judgement of Mr Findlay on a charge of professional misconduct.

    In a surprise outcome, the tribunal agreed that the case was proven and that the offensive joke must be cleared with immediate effect.

    To this end, Mr Findlay whose plea of insanity was rejected as immaterial to his case, immediately had his whiskers removed, one follicle at a time with rusty tweezers.

    In keeping with the principle of 'justice being seen to be done', the coven of old salivating perverts on the bench watched each painful tug, listened to every painful squeal, and rolled their eyes in tongue biting ecstasy.

    Asked, after the sentence had been carried out, how he felt, Mr Findlay admitted to 'oddly enjoying the experience in a sort of public school and broomstick sort of way.'.

    His partner, longingly admiring the now chinless wonder said simply that the new hirsute-less suitor now looked days younger'!

    She also did however suggest that the judges were no animal lovers and that the now offensive-jokeless-bare-upper-lip would probably frighten the dogs (or possibly attract them since he looked like an ovulating shitzu)!

    They then swaggeringly marched out of court, sashying left and right, while tunelessly singing along to 'Donald where's your whiskers'!

    Hail hail

    Estadio

     
  • At 03/07/07 12:18, tully57 said…

    Celtic_First / Parkheadcumsalford

    Yes, the very same Trinity, excellent book.

    Opinions.....opinions...... I loved it. Read it in late 70's, there certainly weren't many books of it's sort out then. Good fiction based on fact in my opinion.

    Think the fact it was rugby league was due to a team brought over from north England......I agree rugby union would certainly have made more sense.......think the point was the infiltration of a garrison sport by the bold Conor.

    Heinrich Böll - need to find out more about him....but I'll give him a whirl.

     
  • At 03/07/07 12:36, Celtic_First said…

    Good man Tully.

    Old Heinrich was instrumental in forcing the German nation to face up to what had happened to it in the build-up to WWII and during the war.

    His books (certainly the early ones) are much softer, more human, more romantic than those of Günter Grass, who took up the mantle and is probably more famous, although Böll won the Nobel prize decades before Grass.

    I love the following titles:
    The Bread of Those Early Years
    And Never Said A Word and, especially,
    The Clown.

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:07, derbyshirebhoy said…

    Tontime Tim

    Hadn't realised who it was when I read the reports. I knew his dad very well (supported the Hibees in my day) and remember him asking Stevie(Murray that is)for advice on the lad's first steps into the professional game. John's wife was Kathleen I seem to remember.

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:10, Tom the Tim said…

    11:03, druiddude

    Is this a clique I see before me.

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:14, FIAGOTTPF said…

    Estadio - I suppose the outcome doesn't really count as news - no surprise at all - though I like the headline at http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/ - scroll down to the news in pictures.

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:15, tully57 said…

    Thanks C_F

    Just googled him and I see he also spent some time on the beautiful Achill Island in Co Mayo.

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:17, SadiesBhoy said…

    I'm off on my hols tomorrow so it will be a while before I post again. I just want to get one last laugh in at the Southside Strollers before I head off

    Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    (Laughling Policeman style)
    Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho (Santa Claus style)

    Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee (Muttley)

    Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Dr. Evil)

    Chuckle Chuckle. I tokk their Nine In A Row bad. May their armpits be infested by the fleas from a thousand camels!

    SadiesBhoy

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:21, SadiesBhoy said…

    tokk! doh! I meant ''took of course.

    Hail! Hail!

    SadiesBhoy

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:26, SadiesBhoy said…

    I need that holiday more than I thought! Too much laughter and mocking of the afflicted! I'll try again - "took". Yee Hah!

    SadiesBhoy

    Hail! Hail!

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:27, Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo said…

    It hasn´t been noted Kevin in the Scottish press that the 1.25m for Craig Beattie is a record for a Murray Park youth product !!

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:27, derbyshirebhoy said…

    After Paul's lead last week re Craig Beattie's departure it seems to be taking a terribly long time to conclude. Has he sprained a wrist perhaps in signing the contract?

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:28, timoot said…

    Druiddude

    Aggghhhrrrr!!! Timlord, Shelbourne,Gweedorebhoy, now there was a Holy Trinity who knew how to attack on the flanks and through the middle.They were fierce adversaries and good tims! Funny how they always seemed to have a go at you one after the other right enough? They couldn't be the Coterie's alter ego could they?

    Timoot

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:35, Ulysses McGhee said…

    Apoologies if posted before but here's 3.5 minutes of Alexander Frei scoring and scoring and scoring...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USYPTDWCByQ

    From 20 yards out all the way to poaching, this guy seems to sniff out the right place to be. Everything in his locker apart from free kicks... If only Naka wasn't going to one of the world's top four clubs... Oh that's right he isn't. Frei, JVOH, McDonald and perm any other- yes I'm liking it a lot...

    Here's hoping we get this guy.

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:39, TontineTim said…

    At 03/07/07 13:07, derbyshirebhoy said…

    Tontime Tim

    Hadn't realised who it was when I read the reports. I knew his dad very well (supported the Hibees in my day) and remember him asking Stevie(Murray that is)for advice on the lad's first steps into the professional game. John's wife was Kathleen I seem to remember.

    *actually it was Eileen but she passed away before I left hame and that was 32 year ago. Cannae remember his 2nd wifes name but her family were also well known, they lived up Oxhill and her da worked in Burtons in the High Street

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:52, Ulysses McGhee said…

    Oops re my comment on his free kick ability...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m1Qq-PrCzw

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:53, derbyshirebhoy said…

    Tontime

    Terrible how the memory plays tricks. I left in 1963 and my last family connection left Dumbarton over 15 years ago so I have no pool to draw on to refresh the gaps when I say "now what was her/his name?"

    Burtons? Now was it not a ritual commensurate with a first communion to get measured for the first suit at Burtons?

     
  • At 03/07/07 13:55, El Diego Bhoy said…

    Tontine Tim

    I'll give you a clue:

    Rhymes with Mullion

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:08, Bigjock67 said…

    Tontine Tim

    Spot on about Stevie and the GAA connection, remember playing against him in midfield many a time, he was a nightmare to play against due to his goalkeeping abilities.

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:20, thismancraig said…

    When I played Gaelic for St Pat's, then Motherwell goalkeeper and local bhoy done good Stevie Woods came back to do a presentation night in the Meadow Centre. I still have the trophy somewhere that he was a previous winner of, as well as a snap of my team and him.

    As claims to fame go, it's not a great one!

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:21, benny said…

    Beattie has signed for WBA according to their official website for 1.25M

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:23, yoshimisgreenandwhiterobot said…

    If we sign this Frei fella then we need a new winger to compliment him. The video posted sugests his main things is his heading, and McGeady wont be suplying adequet crosses for him to get on the end of. He looks good tho. Hope to G.O.D he signs. Been a few days since we signed someone, getting restless...

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:27, Celtic_First said…

    TMC

    How come you never handed the trophy back? And do you think they're still looking for it?

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:30, justnippedootfuraminute said…

    Beattie signs for WBA for 1.25 million with 500,000 add-ons depending on appearances etc.

    Wi his injury record we'll no see that additional money then.

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:34, derbyshirebhoy said…

    EDB

    Of course - it was Eilleen Scullion wis it no?

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:40, CHAMPIONS AGAIN aka BAZ67 said…

    Good Luck Craig Beattie.

    £1.25M ! Crazy !

    Cracking Billy Connolly Clip

     
  • At 03/07/07 14:44, thismancraig said…

    Celtic_First

    Vale men don't take trophies back to Dumbarton...I was told to keep it!

    Honest

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:10, chennaiseabird said…

    Ah canny believe it. This blog has turned intae a Friday night at ma mammy's hoose in Dumbuck Road.

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:13, chennaiseabird said…

    If Craig can stay fit it's a steal.

    Good luck Craig.

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:18, TheLeftWinger said…

    TMC,

    I was watching the Celtic v Motherwell 2-1 game fom Fir Park, October 1998 last night on Celtic TV, and Stevie Woods was in goal for them.

    As for WG's disdain of all things Murderwell, their fans booed Henke for being injured, then chanted 'scum scum scum' at him until he was carried off. Charming!

    Also noticed from that game that we could be doing with a player similar to Marc Reiper in out central defence. Always calm, strong and could find a midfield player with his passing.

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:18, derbyshirebhoy said…

    Chennai

    You'd be near the timber hooses then?

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:26, chennaiseabird said…

    In them Derby. In them.

    I've lived in wood, aluminium (Castlehill), and roughcast (Brucehill and Westcliff). Well travelled, me. Never made Oxhill though!

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:29, derbyshirebhoy said…

    chennai

    I thought when you were that much trouble they sent you to Merkins Ave in Bellsmyre. You'll never know what ye missed.

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:37, El Diego Bhoy said…

    derbyshirebhoy

    Correct.

    I travel to Celtic Park with Roger.

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:44, derbyshirebhoy said…

    EDB

    The downside of being away for as long as I have (and age of course)is that names and faces don't always co-incide so I don't dare add anything else for fear of making a complete ***se of myself. A little voice in my ear reminds me that's an impossibilty as I've achieved that status already!

     
  • At 03/07/07 15:53, chennaiseabird said…

    Never made Bellsmyre brick, but I did start out in Dennistoun sandstone. Grey as well, I think.

    See how I blanked that out?

     
  • At 03/07/07 16:29, Notafanofstan said…

    WG,

    Congrats to you and the long-suffering Mrs WG . Hopefully you will not be digging the video out and having a guffaw at Mrs NAFOS´
    skinny dancing partner .

    Con . Garrity
    pro/con ? Clarke

     
  • At 03/07/07 16:37, spirit of arthur lee said…

    nachos

    how is the holiday?

     
  • At 03/07/07 16:43, EdwardUrsus said…

    WinningGemmell :- Many congratulations to you and your good lady and I wish you many more to come. Though I expect I'll see her name up here on one of your saints days as a reward for putting up with you for the past years :-)

     
  • At 03/07/07 16:48, spirit of arthur lee said…

    Edward

    is there a st Esmeralda?

     
  • At 03/07/07 16:52, derbyshirebhoy said…

    A very decent bit of business for Craig Beattie I'd guess - makes you wonder what Kenny Miller might be worth if he goes.

    If the rumours are true that David Marshall is off soon then again that will be a good piece of business for the club whilst it will be a welcome opportunity for David to regain some confidence and perhaps re-establish himself as a candidate for the natonal side longer term.

    Whatever the outcomes I wish both well. With Mr Beattie if stars were made from effort alone there would have been no stopping him.

     
  • At 03/07/07 16:58, Celtic_First said…

    Good luck to Craig Beattie.

    It's an amazing feature of the generation of domination that ghuys who don't quite make it at Celtic now command £1m-plus fees.

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:02, druiddude said…

    Tm the Tim @13.10
    Celtic Clique News ? Surely not.

    Timoot A 13.28
    Timlord,Shelbourne,Gweedorebhoy the alter ego of the coterie..what a staring idea!
    I was thinking of Newton`s third law of motion..to every action thee is an equal and opposite reaction..but that would mean the TSG trinity were the forces of reaction which does not seem right.

    Maybe the whole coterie and caboodle are denizens of a parallel Universe where everything is the reverse of this one.

    It would explain the peculiar lingo that some of them utter.

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:14, hail hail said…

    on donald findlay

    anybody tell me which precise proportion or section of
    scotlands catholic population, that wasn't offended
    by his remarks?


    hail hail

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:15, derbyshirebhoy said…

    Careful Druiddude

    I can hear the plaintive howl of a lone wolf out there in the ether.

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:15, Celtic_First said…

    Are the Bhoys in Switzerland yet? Has anyone, other than Beattie, not travelled?

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:19, druiddude said…

    My peculiar spelling is probably due to too much time spent boxing the fox when i was an apprentice wizard

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:28, druiddude said…

    Derbyshire
    In case RSPCA are listenting ,I should explain that boxing the fox is an old Dublin expression for playing truant from school.

    I am innocent of charge of inflicting harm on foxes or indded causing wolves to howl.

    Dracula CSC(re howling wolves..The children of the night what sweet music they make..mind you Muddy Waters is...

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:31, benny said…

    Are the pre seasons games being televised?

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:46, TontineTim said…

    At 03/07/07 14:34, derbyshirebhoy said…

    EDB

    Of course - it was Eilleen Scullion wis it no?

    *think it was Rosemond, her older sister went out with a Lisbon Lion at one time, used tae run doon Cardross Road for the last train at the same time as him, he was miles in front of me, while he was on the train going up the toon I was hoofing it oot the Renton road after missing mine.

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:56, Big Joe said…

    Congrats 2 Alinghi...........................

    Who just won the 32nd America’s Cup

    ..........................

    1.25Million for who?????????


    bIGjOEwhowasATtheAmericasCUP

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:56, Big Joe said…

    Congrats 2 Alinghi...........................

    Who just won the 32nd America’s Cup

    ..........................

    1.25Million for who?????????


    bIGjOEwhowasATtheAmericasCUP

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:58, Big Joe said…

    2 posts..................

    dose that mean I get a prizzzzze

    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    1.25 Milliiiiiion........

    For The Beets..................

    bIGjOEwhoThinksYOUarHAVINGaLAUGH

     
  • At 03/07/07 17:59, El Diego Bhoy said…

    benny
    For starters,

    v Basle on Thursday 5th Setanta Sports 1 at 19.30.

    v Young Boys Saturday 7th Setanta Sports 2 at 18.00.

    Check livesportontv.com

     
  • At 03/07/07 18:01, TontineTim said…

    At 03/07/07 15:37, El Diego Bhoy said…

    derbyshirebhoy

    Correct.

    I travel to Celtic Park with Roger.

    *I was at school with him, first year, Nicky tae same class he was a late developer, then Roger took off tae Blairs tae become a priest.

    Came back when we were in 3rd year, everybody was a bit tentative around him, nae swearing durty jokes etc. Around this time the Miss World competition was on and the winner was an English lassie cannae remember her name but she had a cameo in "A Hard Day's Night", anyway as she's getting crowned her top came loose and you could see her strawberry ripples, my da was off the chair like a shot trying tae turn it off in case we got corrupted. The next day we were walking round the back of the school close tae the science labs and talking about it when Roger comes running along tae join us, cue for everyone tae shut up, first thing Roger says is "anyone see the Miss World last night", God it was like confessions there was a mumbled "aye", "did you see the threepenny bits on her" he said, after that Roger wisnae a priest anymore.

    Saw him a few year