Why Newco want a Hail Mary manager

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While Celtic are busy preparing their players and supporters for the derby game at the weekend, Newco look to be storing up their major news story for after the game, perhaps anticipating a pick-me-up will be needed.

I’ve heard a bit of ‘Why this guy?’ chat about, Pedro Caixinha, one of our self-declared “Celtic brothers”. Why not Derek McInnes or Tommy Wright instead of a man who sends video messages across the globe to congratulate Celtic?

McInnes, and Wright are both better than any previous Newco manager, and would use the Murray Park budget to out-perform Aberdeen and St Johnstone respectively, but ask yourself, what percentage chance would Newco have of catching Celtic with either as manager?

2%? Maybe more, but it’s certainly not as high as 5%. Newco would probably finish second, but by this time next year the reality that they were miles behind Celtic would have dawned on everyone.

What chance would Brother Caixinha give them of catching Celtic? While there is a high chance he would be less successful in the Scottish Premiership than McInnes, the certainty of success or failure cannot be predicted as accurately, as with a manager we are more familiar with.  You could be around 80% certain that with Newco’s budget and resources, McInnes would finish second in the Premiership, but 98% certain he would fail to top the table.

If you are left to choose between a manager you are 98% sure will fail, and a manager who you just don’t have enough information to estimate his chances of success or failure, why would you appoint the former?  Newco are as well taking the Hail Mary manager than investing in a strategy they are sure will fail.

Brother Caixinha is being offered the job because there are no good choices, only bad ones, and worse still.  And that’s the pick-me-up some will read about on Monday morning: ‘Brother Caixinha will give us a Hail Mary shot at winning the league, but might finish below St Johnstone.’  Although maybe they’ll phrase it differently.

I loved Ally McCoist’s assertion on Sky TV that it was rubbish to suggest Newco needed a director of football and that all they needed was to spend ever-more money.  After all they have been through, their influential figures are actively briefing against adding technical resources, instead asking for a club already running at a loss to gamble more.  I hope Ally knows the Hail Mary!

Here’s an idea, live within your means and get better at everything you do.  Do this and you’ll survive.

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We ask for a minimum donation of £5.

You can enter through this MyDonate page, with the money going straight to Alzheimer Scotland.

Please make sure I have contact details from you (email me at celticquicknews@gmail.com with the word “Canvas” in the subject, just in case) to make sure I can get in touch if  you win.

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  1. BT.

     

     

    Flying up yesterday . clear skies. Celtic park and the big green bannners stand out . quite magnificent.

  2. Brendanlarsson on

    Morning all,

     

     

    It is with a fair degree of embarrassment that I post this, but with young kids and bills to pay, needs must…

     

     

    Having been made redundant last year and having taken up work that is quite a bit below what I was earning, I am looking for some extra work to help boost my income.

     

     

    I work 5 days a week so can work the other 2. All jobs considered.

     

     

    I have set up an email if anyone can help – Brendanlarssoncqn@Gmail.com

     

     

    Thanks for reading (and hope you don’t mind Paul)

  3. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    Is there any concern whatsoever about the tipster pressures currently polluting the Celtic blog ?

     

     

    if not , there bloody well should be.

  4. Lads,

     

     

    CQN Saturday Naps on here today please… and for anyone interested, I will be running the usual Cheltenham Festival competition from Tuesday to Friday of next week !

     

     

    :)

     

     

    Happy punting everyone…

     

     

    Cheers, fleagle1888

  5. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    What tipster pressures?

     

     

    This is purely for fun. No coercion,no pressures. Not even on the main blog so no need for the easily-offended to skewer their eyes or sensibilities.

  6. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    FLEAGLE1888

     

     

    As ever,grateful thanks for your efforts.

     

     

    I’ll try to match them over the finest four days of the year.

     

     

    HH

  7. Hi Macjay…

     

     

    the CQN napsters who post here are a small community of horse racing enthusiasts from within the wider Celtic & CQN community.

     

     

    Everything related to the CQN Naps competition was cleared with the boss (Paul67) before posting on his blog, and we always post our selections and comments on an old article.

     

     

    Cheers, fleagle1888

  8. BMCUWP,

     

     

    a big thanks for putting me in touch with Sydneytim – I’m hoping to meet him tomorrow night (Ozzie time) for a few beers, and Celtic v The Deady Bears match !

     

     

    :)

     

     

    Cheers, fleagle1888

  9. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 11TH MARCH 2017 9:25 AM

     

    MACJAY

     

     

    Bobby.

     

     

    Your opinion resonates.

     

     

    Happy to accept your assurances.

  10. Full Irish 1.50 Sandown.

     

     

    Really appreciate the time and effort spent by Fleagle1888 running the CQN Naps Competition.

  11. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    FLEAGLE1888 on 11TH MARCH 2017 9:37 AM

     

    Hi Macjay…

     

     

    Thank you.

     

     

    My mistake.

     

    Conveyed with the best of intention.

  12. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    FLEAGLE1888

     

    MACJAY

     

     

    Good chance you two might meet up tomorrow too!

     

     

    Hope it all goes well,little doubt of it in my mind. Cheers,beers,hooooops,wish I could be there!

     

     

    HH

  13. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 11TH MARCH 2017 9:47 AM

     

     

    I`ll be looking out for him.

     

     

    He`ll be avoiding me.

     

     

    :-)

  14. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Macjay 9.17am

     

     

    Fleagles competition is a godsend, it makes me realise how bad I am at gambling, not a winner for months,Mellon Cheltenham as the old saying goes you can lead a horse to water but you canny make the horse drink the water :-)

     

     

    Many thanks for your time and effort Fleagle

     

     

    3.00 Sandown … Fixe Le Cap

     

     

    Best of luck to all

     

     

    Cheers GFTB

  15. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    GERRYFAETHEBRIG on 11TH MARCH 2017 10:04 AM

     

     

    Mate.

     

     

    One of our number had previously signalled his intention to try to avoid the punt.

     

     

    That was my concern.

     

     

    And my intention.

  16. Som mes que un club on

    1500 Sandown

     

     

    William H Bonney

     

     

    Fleagle1888

     

     

    Looking forward immensely to Cheltenham and thanks once again for your continued efforts.

  17. Molly Childers in the 3:35 at Sandown

     

     

    Good Luck to all

     

     

    Fleagle 1888 you’re a star, look forward to Cheltenham

     

     

    Hail Hail.

  18. Flea,

     

     

    Looking forward to next week.

     

     

    Meanwhile, Sandown 1.50

     

     

    Prime Venture cannae get beat.

  19. GRAFFITIONTHEWALL on

    Sonoftheking

     

     

    1:40 Hereford

     

     

    Good luck everyone.

     

     

    Fleagle, thanks again for your time and effort.

     

     

    Keep us posted about the Cheltenham Comp please. HH

  20. Kayf Bianco 3pm Sandown

     

     

    Good luck to all

     

     

    Looking forward to Cheltenham Fleagle

     

     

    HH

  21. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    15:40 @ Gowran Park – Draycott Place – NAP!

     

     

    Good luck everybody.

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