Alcohol, if you’re rich enough

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As you and I know, alcohol is sold at football games.  If you are in a corporate seat, you can drink before kick-off, at halftime and again at fulltime.  Prohibition only applies to the cheap seats.

Alcohol-related issues remain a problem in towns across Scotland in the hours after big games, but suggestions by First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon, that there is a potential correlation between those drinking from cheap seats at games and violence (including the domestic kind) are simply unfounded.  People are free to get tanked up before and after games, the wealthy can do so during games, and millions can do so in pubs and at home while watching games on TV.

I have some concerns about reintroducing alcohol for the rest of us.  Alcohol requires appropriate infrastructure and ambiance – like there is at the Kerrydale Suite, for example.  The North Stand Upper, where I sit, does not have the space, supervision capabilities, or even the toilets to become an appropriate venue to encourage the consumption of any more fluids.  In the 20 years it’s been up, it’s never had enough paper towels to make it to halftime, and may God go with you, if you need to spend a longer visit, but don’t let that be a reason to stop the rest of you.

Modern football stadiums have many safe areas where alcohol can be consumed.  Those who cannot handle their drink, would find themselves supervised to within an inch of a football banning order. Scotland needs to learn what a healthy attitude to alcohol looks like – check out the Kerrydale Suite for a glimpse.

Build the lounges, toilets, and grills.  Put carpet down, dress stewards in black ties, have them welcome fans as “Sir” or “Madam”, treat football fans like responsible adults.  It works in the hospitality areas and in the Kerrydale Suite, it’ll work from Palmerston to Peterhead.

Thank you for the tremendous response yesterday to the line-up for the CQN11 St Patrick’s Dinner.  We have (St) Packy Bonnar, Tommy Coyne and Joe Miller for a Q&A, an unmissable address on Jock Stein by Archie Macpherson, and Celtic’s First Lady of Song, Patricia Ferns, for those of you who enjoy a song or dance.  Let me know if you’re still looking for tickets,
celticquicknews@gmail.com

And Celtic, how hard can it be to put enough paper towels in the toilets? I love the family approach the club has now, but bringing kids means dealing with the toilets, and that’s never a highlight of the trip.

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  1. Dena29, Ill be fine, Eddie’s Ghirl holes otherwise, she is promised the ticket if anything goes wrong! No reason to believe otherwise though.

     

     

    I’ll be there to give the Bhoys a cheer.

     

    Nearly midnight here, more work tomorrow.

     

    See you at Paradise!

  2. Doc

     

    22:54 on

     

    17 February, 2015

     

    Eddies Ghirl, gets the ticket otherwise!

     

    Apologies.

     

     

    Knew thats what you meant

     

     

    no language police on tonight

     

     

    HH

  3. Magnificentseven on

    Friesdorfer

     

     

     

     

    22:08 on

     

     

    17 February, 2015

     

     

     

     

    Murdoch buoy

     

    Hospitality recording in the public sector is commonplace. Not sure about the private sector, it would depend upon whether they have a policy in place – BAe is a case in point! Contracts Manager seems a prime candidate for such in terms of conflict of interest ( to protect own position).

     

    HH

     

     

     

    The only person that has ever asked me for anything was in the Public Sector, he didn’t get it, we didn’t get the order.

     

     

    I could take anyone to hospitality 10 years ago, that has all changed, more and more Companies are cracking down on it as it can make the recipient seem conflicted, it’s very much dying out with employees of larger Companies, the tax man is also getting involved, the Company I am with now our policy is not to offer hospitality as it can be seen as unethical

  4. Dave King, being a ‘Rangers man’ obviously doesn’t remember that HUNS are the only club who were presented with European trophy in a dressing room due to rioting fans, a club who made another European final lost & oh started a riot & when they lost to us at hampden in 1980 in cup final – started a riot – he should look into their history for the rangers way, not to mention bombs, bullets intimidation, assault, death threats the list is endless, and he says ‘It’s not the Rangers way to intimidate’ fuckin hell!!!

  5. SmashingMilkBottles on

    Off to see Echo & The Bunnymen in the Olympia – Dublin tomorrow night and then home on Thursday to see the ‘Tic

     

     

    Any CQN’rs about in Dub the morra and fancy an afternoon swallae then I highly recommend pubs….

  6. Dena

     

     

    Purring beautifully beside me :-) a bit better thanks G.

     

     

    Ard Macha

     

     

    See you there sir.

     

     

    Mag7

     

     

    Once I move here permanently I’ll change my moniker but hopefully I’ll come up with something different :-)

  7. Only one thing beats Budweiser (the King of Beers) on draught…..and that’s a Corona….with a wedge of lime…….no arguments

  8. Hamiltontim

     

    23:06 on

     

    17 February, 2015

     

    Dena

     

     

    Purring beautifully beside me :-) a bit better thanks G.

     

     

    Good to hear see you both on Thursday

     

     

    HH

     

     

    gettingreallyexcitedcsc

  9. I was laughing at the BBC program earlier with rent a facist Les Grey who is clearly the unofficial spokesperson for the rozzers.

     

     

    His condescending tone towards football supporters both belies an bizarre snobbery inherent in scottish society and the truth about who is running football in Scotland. Namely police scotland.

     

     

    Scotland is becoming an increasingly bizarre place. A place where rampant sectarian singing is equalised with political comment. And no one in th express or celtic or anyone says anything.

     

     

    It’s utterly bizarre.

     

     

    A true parallel universe.

     

     

    Solidly supporter by PL and DD.

  10. smashingmilkbottles

     

     

    Oh well it’ll make a change fae you drinking out of brown paper bags doon the Green!!

  11. La Toya Jackson must be the only lassie on planet earth that actually looks better after lots and lots of plastic surgery……..and she’s still pot ugly

  12. SMB

     

    Dublin ye say?

     

    Echo and the Bunnymen?

     

    Sounds good….

     

     

    I’m up for that

     

    McCulloch CSC

  13. Ian Davidson MP on Scotland Tonight when asked if his request for Mike Ashley to attend a Commons Scottish Affairs committe to discuss Ashley’s USC employment practices had anything to do with Ashley and Rangers says, I quote:

     

     

    ‘The fact, as I understand, Mike Ashley has any involvement with Rangers, is purely coincidental.’

     

     

    As if he didn’t know until wee MacKay told him…

     

     

    Then in the next breath he has to admit that he was a Rangers shareholder!

     

     

    What a tragedy of a politician, using people’s devastated lives to facilitate his petty Hun prejudices against MASH. Disgraceful wanker. Public servant, my arse. Publically-elected Hun Monkey more like.

  14. HT,

     

     

    He sent me a few suggestions. Wasn’t aware they were yours though:-)

     

     

    I’m seriously thinking of the social on London Road though. However the later we arrive the better, might just go the Forge for a bite to eat.

     

     

    Playing it by ear, but we’ll call to the corner definitely.

     

     

    Ard Macha

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