Its her birthday tomoz, so I may have to try harder!
Prestonpans bhoys on
Petition, growing momentum, 18 signatures, last one three weeks ago, eejit!
clunks on
Prestonpans bhoys
Just below it, it mentions to
“get to 25 signatures”
And then below that
“People with 1000’s of signatures get traction”
He is getting trolled on his sign up page
Maestro on
Sounds like we might he shopping buying local players this window.
Prestonpans bhoys on
clunks on 18th January 2026 9:18 pm
Didn’t notice, double eejit then 🫣
An Tearmann on
Celticmac
Bologna in the EL, Hearts in the SPL, and Dundee in the SC.
Keep them coming
Title Title you forgot me title :-))
HH
celtic dawn on
Sionnaigh on 18th January 2026 8:42 pm
God bless Celtic and all those belonging! Ave Av
Petition
One Celtic. Back our Board, our Players, and Martin O’Neill.
≈:=====/=///%%========
What happened to your last petition you chancer. You are no friend of CFC
KevJungle on
What Super Star player would come to Celtic not knowing who the manager will be after May????
Wilf-2 will be next – for Old Firm reasons.
STB and replace them with whom????
“SIR” WULLIE HAUGHEY?
DAVID LOW? FERGUS’s puppet/plant. lol
Celtic’s backdoor will remain open for the haun rubbing sleekits who’ll be Old Firm all the way and the out of date fake Irish rebel chanters will solve – ZERO!
MON is bluffing his erchie aff about looking to sign players as the Old Firm are far more important.
I hope I’m wrong!!!!
A Celtic supporter base who blamed NEIL LENNON for being appointed in the showers, is a supporter base that needs a right good TOMMY GEMMELL style boot up the erchie!
A player scores a goal and fans sing – “STB.”
The player must walk away after scoring the goal thinking:
“I’VE BEEN SOLD A PUP HERE. SCORE A GOAL AND THEY DON’T EVEN SING YOUR NAME. NOT EVEN ONCE. I WAS TOLD THAT THESE FANS WERE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. Awaaaay!
ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEMSELVES. THEY ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES. ITS ALL ABOUT THEM. NOBODY ELSE EXISTS EXCEPT THEM. ALWAYS WANTING TO BE SHOWERED WITH SUPER STAR PLAYERS. ADAM IDAH SCORED THE WINNER VS RANGERS IN THE SCF – AND GOT FKN DROPPED????
WHAT NORMAL CLUB BEHAVES LIKE THAT? THIS IS LIKE WOOLWORTHS BEFORE IT SHUT DOWN!
OH WOOLIES IS TOO BIG TO SHUT DOWN THEY SAID. YEAH RIGHT. ITS LIKE PLAYING FOR A SPOILED CLIQUE.”
Best fans in the world era JUNGLE led Tims would have been singing Talbots name at the end, like they did for INVERNESS THISTLE back in the day.
The rivers of piss were flowing all around them, but their class had them head and shoulders above the old JUNGLE roof.
Their likes have never been seen again.
A decent standard of Tims was on show up until the end of MON-1 in 2005.
AND THEN.
WGS snash is good era happened!!!!
AND THEN.
The Snp befouling of Timmy mindsets happened. Oh dear!
AND THEN.
Timdom became CRAIGLANG. Oh dear!
AND THEN.
Celtic fans became fool on Scotland International team suckers. Oh dear!
Can you imagine what goes on in a strikers head after scoring for the tic?
Charlie Nicholas was King of the JUNGLE his name chanted after every goal, as was every other players who scored as well, even when the players came out to warm up, the JUNGLE wrapped their arms around EACH player letting them know that the JUNGLE was with them all of the way.
BUT.
Even when a player was struggling, the JUNGLE patrons knew how to immediately lift the struggling player, singing his name constantly, cheering louder every time the player on a downer touched the ball, and when the player was straightened out and play had stopped, the player would turn around and applaud the JUNGLE, to cheers like he’d just scored a cup final winning goal.
AND NOW.
The 30 years out of date, Irish Rebel songbook gets blasted out for 97 minutes, just like the other cheek of the Old Firm erchie at Ibrox with thur 300+ years old BOYNE dinosaurs.
BUT.
Take away the JUNGLE and FRANK McGARVEY RIP, and Nicholas and a lot of others weren’t up to much were they????
Now there is no JUNGLE so fans are an incoherent babble with ZERO threat to the board.
BECAUSE.
The board might be a lot of things, but they consistently show that they are way too smart for all seated dumbed down Timdom.
Ach well.
Will MON defeat ELVIS?
What if he doesn’t?
Who gets the blame? MON? Board? Neil Lennon?
What a time to be alive!
HH
oot.
clunks on
KEVJIMGLE
We have signings (lol) to our club scout us out, then come on here and fall asleep reading that pish
It may be your fault we are not signing the players we need
clunks on
maybe, but probs nicholson and desmond (and sure lawell is still in there somewhere)
But its your fault
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
shorten them posts,
more people will read
Which means more people will understand
Which means more people will be free
Kapeesh???????????????????
spikeysauldman on
Clunks
best wishes to your mum
bigrailroadblues on
Clunks
Awrabest to your Mum, big chap. 👍
clunks on
Cheers spikey
She is good!
spikeysauldman on
FaveUncle
keep on keepin on – bring on 90 :)
my uncle wullie found out he had prostate cancer last week
my auld man said he just shrugged
then wullie had to put his wee dug down
hes got a wee puppy now – keeps him going
will see him tomorrow at the funeral for his bro-in-law
life goes on
Turkeybhoy on
So,everyone now happy we beat a part time collection of Plumbers,Sparks,Barmen,etc,who have not played in a month.I see the Clappers are out.” Bring on Bologna,bring on Hearts”.Anything to distract from no signings made.
Martin running around like a blue arsed fly,answering phones,trying to take a bit of training,washing dishes, cleaning the Boardroom,doing pressers,hiring planes for Wednesday,checking passports.Pansy. Potter staying well away..
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Some set this one in the snooker.
expert – expect lol
Freudian skip lol
FAVOURITE UNCLE
No worries matey
slip!!
clunks on 18th January 2026 8:17 pm
Sadly no. 3 day hangovers are the norm when i drink too much so a thing of the past
Not good for the nerves but we won. All that was needed tonight.
Hate when we have to play on plastic, especially awful ones like at Rugby Park.
Let’s hope we can raise our game against opposition like Bologna and Hearts. If we have to win 1 game of those 2, I hope it against Hearts.
God bless Celtic and all those belonging! Ave Ave
Petition:
One Celtic. Back our Board, our Players, and Martin O’Neill.
https://c.org/Z2h9XxwJyx
Could be a late one but a good tight game in the snooker final.
Turkeybhoy
Kocacevic plays were?
His agent?
Where does ge fit in ?
https://x.com/i/status/2012446582378041373
Mind we are easty pickings with everyone and yir ma registering interest
FAVOURITE UNCLE
Was doing a dry January, but…..
My 78 year old mum fell over the dog last night, busting her head, resulting in a 5 hour A&E trip – for 3 stitches
Meaning tonight, I need stress relief (stella)
Thank you to the NHS for getting to us eventually
And for the doctor and nurse’s understanding that may have caught the less than patient (lol) side of me after a hefty wait
an tearmann
Apparently they were giving ‘Tommy’ a run out @ the time.
And getting in shape for Woodstock!
Who’s Next?
Bologna in the EL, Hearts in the SPL, and Dundee in the SC.
Keep them coming
On the Match with St Martin O’Neill (Episode 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32X2s9Dih8
There is no need to seek out rent a gobs with no love for the club, we need only verbatim quote our own board of directors and their nepo babies.
On the Match with Sebastian Tounekti (a young Captain Jack Sparrow???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7XTzmCyxsg
clunks on 18th January 2026 8:45 pm
FAVOURITE UNCLE
Big box of chocolates will do the trick.
FAVOURITE UNCLE
Its her birthday tomoz, so I may have to try harder!
Petition, growing momentum, 18 signatures, last one three weeks ago, eejit!
Prestonpans bhoys
Just below it, it mentions to
“get to 25 signatures”
And then below that
“People with 1000’s of signatures get traction”
He is getting trolled on his sign up page
Sounds like we might he shopping buying local players this window.
clunks on 18th January 2026 9:18 pm
Didn’t notice, double eejit then 🫣
Celticmac
Bologna in the EL, Hearts in the SPL, and Dundee in the SC.
Keep them coming
Title Title you forgot me title :-))
HH
Sionnaigh on 18th January 2026 8:42 pm
God bless Celtic and all those belonging! Ave Av
Petition
One Celtic. Back our Board, our Players, and Martin O’Neill.
≈:=====/=///%%========
What happened to your last petition you chancer. You are no friend of CFC
What Super Star player would come to Celtic not knowing who the manager will be after May????
Wilf-2 will be next – for Old Firm reasons.
STB and replace them with whom????
“SIR” WULLIE HAUGHEY?
DAVID LOW? FERGUS’s puppet/plant. lol
Celtic’s backdoor will remain open for the haun rubbing sleekits who’ll be Old Firm all the way and the out of date fake Irish rebel chanters will solve – ZERO!
MON is bluffing his erchie aff about looking to sign players as the Old Firm are far more important.
I hope I’m wrong!!!!
A Celtic supporter base who blamed NEIL LENNON for being appointed in the showers, is a supporter base that needs a right good TOMMY GEMMELL style boot up the erchie!
A player scores a goal and fans sing – “STB.”
The player must walk away after scoring the goal thinking:
“I’VE BEEN SOLD A PUP HERE. SCORE A GOAL AND THEY DON’T EVEN SING YOUR NAME. NOT EVEN ONCE. I WAS TOLD THAT THESE FANS WERE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. Awaaaay!
ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEMSELVES. THEY ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES. ITS ALL ABOUT THEM. NOBODY ELSE EXISTS EXCEPT THEM. ALWAYS WANTING TO BE SHOWERED WITH SUPER STAR PLAYERS. ADAM IDAH SCORED THE WINNER VS RANGERS IN THE SCF – AND GOT FKN DROPPED????
WHAT NORMAL CLUB BEHAVES LIKE THAT? THIS IS LIKE WOOLWORTHS BEFORE IT SHUT DOWN!
OH WOOLIES IS TOO BIG TO SHUT DOWN THEY SAID. YEAH RIGHT. ITS LIKE PLAYING FOR A SPOILED CLIQUE.”
Best fans in the world era JUNGLE led Tims would have been singing Talbots name at the end, like they did for INVERNESS THISTLE back in the day.
The rivers of piss were flowing all around them, but their class had them head and shoulders above the old JUNGLE roof.
Their likes have never been seen again.
A decent standard of Tims was on show up until the end of MON-1 in 2005.
AND THEN.
WGS snash is good era happened!!!!
AND THEN.
The Snp befouling of Timmy mindsets happened. Oh dear!
AND THEN.
Timdom became CRAIGLANG. Oh dear!
AND THEN.
Celtic fans became fool on Scotland International team suckers. Oh dear!
Can you imagine what goes on in a strikers head after scoring for the tic?
Charlie Nicholas was King of the JUNGLE his name chanted after every goal, as was every other players who scored as well, even when the players came out to warm up, the JUNGLE wrapped their arms around EACH player letting them know that the JUNGLE was with them all of the way.
BUT.
Even when a player was struggling, the JUNGLE patrons knew how to immediately lift the struggling player, singing his name constantly, cheering louder every time the player on a downer touched the ball, and when the player was straightened out and play had stopped, the player would turn around and applaud the JUNGLE, to cheers like he’d just scored a cup final winning goal.
AND NOW.
The 30 years out of date, Irish Rebel songbook gets blasted out for 97 minutes, just like the other cheek of the Old Firm erchie at Ibrox with thur 300+ years old BOYNE dinosaurs.
BUT.
Take away the JUNGLE and FRANK McGARVEY RIP, and Nicholas and a lot of others weren’t up to much were they????
Now there is no JUNGLE so fans are an incoherent babble with ZERO threat to the board.
BECAUSE.
The board might be a lot of things, but they consistently show that they are way too smart for all seated dumbed down Timdom.
Ach well.
Will MON defeat ELVIS?
What if he doesn’t?
Who gets the blame? MON? Board? Neil Lennon?
What a time to be alive!
HH
oot.
KEVJIMGLE
We have signings (lol) to our club scout us out, then come on here and fall asleep reading that pish
It may be your fault we are not signing the players we need
maybe, but probs nicholson and desmond (and sure lawell is still in there somewhere)
But its your fault
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
shorten them posts,
more people will read
Which means more people will understand
Which means more people will be free
Kapeesh???????????????????
Clunks
best wishes to your mum
Clunks
Awrabest to your Mum, big chap. 👍
Cheers spikey
She is good!
FaveUncle
keep on keepin on – bring on 90 :)
my uncle wullie found out he had prostate cancer last week
my auld man said he just shrugged
then wullie had to put his wee dug down
hes got a wee puppy now – keeps him going
will see him tomorrow at the funeral for his bro-in-law
life goes on
So,everyone now happy we beat a part time collection of Plumbers,Sparks,Barmen,etc,who have not played in a month.I see the Clappers are out.” Bring on Bologna,bring on Hearts”.Anything to distract from no signings made.
Martin running around like a blue arsed fly,answering phones,trying to take a bit of training,washing dishes, cleaning the Boardroom,doing pressers,hiring planes for Wednesday,checking passports.Pansy. Potter staying well away..
Welll,you would,its all running like clockwork.
clunks on 18th January 2026 10:09 pm
…..
You need to go out and get some air!
Watch out for the Aliens! lol
https://x.com/davidkurten/status/2012798578301796637#m
HH
oot.
Desperate stuff against an amateur team
the Bada Bing on 18th January 2026 11:03 pm
Desperate stuff against an amateur team
……
If the fans are pish so will the team be as well.
HH
oot.
Kevjingle
dafuq lol
Shorten your posts
Tackle one point at a time
But do it in 4 or 5 sentences
Dont ramble
you get vaccinated???
Bet you got atleast 2???
Turkeybhoy
see above…
Talbot lads competed brilliantly. Our B team went through the motions. Unimpressive apart from Jamesy who looked a class above (both teams).
Spancil Hill – Shane MacGowan & Christy Moore, (courtesy Spikey)
https://youtu.be/aqlLJXYtRWg?si=bqrRtfpUh_MZ17GS&t=46
House Of The Rising Sun (Live At New Orleans Jazz Fest) featuring Celisse and Trombone Shorty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K0QN8xy1kM&list=RDMM&index=4