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  1. FAVOURITE UNCLE on

    clunks on 18th January 2026 8:17 pm

     

     

    Sadly no. 3 day hangovers are the norm when i drink too much so a thing of the past

  2. Not good for the nerves but we won. All that was needed tonight.

     

     

    Hate when we have to play on plastic, especially awful ones like at Rugby Park.

     

     

    Let’s hope we can raise our game against opposition like Bologna and Hearts. If we have to win 1 game of those 2, I hope it against Hearts.

  3. FAVOURITE UNCLE

     

     

    Was doing a dry January, but…..

     

     

    My 78 year old mum fell over the dog last night, busting her head, resulting in a 5 hour A&E trip – for 3 stitches

     

     

    Meaning tonight, I need stress relief (stella)

     

     

    Thank you to the NHS for getting to us eventually

     

     

    And for the doctor and nurse’s understanding that may have caught the less than patient (lol) side of me after a hefty wait

  4. an tearmann

     

     

    Apparently they were giving ‘Tommy’ a run out @ the time.

     

    And getting in shape for Woodstock!

     

    Who’s Next?

     

    Bologna in the EL, Hearts in the SPL, and Dundee in the SC.

     

    Keep them coming

  5. Maolmuire O Muirgheasa on

    There is no need to seek out rent a gobs with no love for the club, we need only verbatim quote our own board of directors and their nepo babies.

  6. FAVOURITE UNCLE on

    clunks on 18th January 2026 8:45 pm

     

    FAVOURITE UNCLE

     

     

    Big box of chocolates will do the trick.

  7. Prestonpans bhoys

     

     

    Just below it, it mentions to

     

     

    “get to 25 signatures”

     

     

    And then below that

     

     

    “People with 1000’s of signatures get traction”

     

     

    He is getting trolled on his sign up page

  8. Celticmac

     

     

    Bologna in the EL, Hearts in the SPL, and Dundee in the SC.

     

    Keep them coming

     

     

    Title Title you forgot me title :-))

     

     

    HH

  9. Sionnaigh on 18th January 2026 8:42 pm

     

    God bless Celtic and all those belonging! Ave Av

     

     

    Petition

     

     

    One Celtic. Back our Board, our Players, and Martin O’Neill.

     

     

    ≈:=====/=///%%========

     

     

    What happened to your last petition you chancer. You are no friend of CFC

  10. What Super Star player would come to Celtic not knowing who the manager will be after May????

     

    Wilf-2 will be next – for Old Firm reasons.

     

    STB and replace them with whom????

     

    “SIR” WULLIE HAUGHEY?

     

    DAVID LOW? FERGUS’s puppet/plant. lol

     

    Celtic’s backdoor will remain open for the haun rubbing sleekits who’ll be Old Firm all the way and the out of date fake Irish rebel chanters will solve – ZERO!

     

    MON is bluffing his erchie aff about looking to sign players as the Old Firm are far more important.

     

    I hope I’m wrong!!!!

     

    A Celtic supporter base who blamed NEIL LENNON for being appointed in the showers, is a supporter base that needs a right good TOMMY GEMMELL style boot up the erchie!

     

    A player scores a goal and fans sing – “STB.”

     

    The player must walk away after scoring the goal thinking:

     

    “I’VE BEEN SOLD A PUP HERE. SCORE A GOAL AND THEY DON’T EVEN SING YOUR NAME. NOT EVEN ONCE. I WAS TOLD THAT THESE FANS WERE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. Awaaaay!

     

    ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEMSELVES. THEY ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES. ITS ALL ABOUT THEM. NOBODY ELSE EXISTS EXCEPT THEM. ALWAYS WANTING TO BE SHOWERED WITH SUPER STAR PLAYERS. ADAM IDAH SCORED THE WINNER VS RANGERS IN THE SCF – AND GOT FKN DROPPED????

     

    WHAT NORMAL CLUB BEHAVES LIKE THAT? THIS IS LIKE WOOLWORTHS BEFORE IT SHUT DOWN!

     

    OH WOOLIES IS TOO BIG TO SHUT DOWN THEY SAID. YEAH RIGHT. ITS LIKE PLAYING FOR A SPOILED CLIQUE.”

     

    Best fans in the world era JUNGLE led Tims would have been singing Talbots name at the end, like they did for INVERNESS THISTLE back in the day.

     

    The rivers of piss were flowing all around them, but their class had them head and shoulders above the old JUNGLE roof.

     

    Their likes have never been seen again.

     

    A decent standard of Tims was on show up until the end of MON-1 in 2005.

     

    AND THEN.

     

    WGS snash is good era happened!!!!

     

    AND THEN.

     

    The Snp befouling of Timmy mindsets happened. Oh dear!

     

    AND THEN.

     

    Timdom became CRAIGLANG. Oh dear!

     

    AND THEN.

     

    Celtic fans became fool on Scotland International team suckers. Oh dear!

     

    Can you imagine what goes on in a strikers head after scoring for the tic?

     

    Charlie Nicholas was King of the JUNGLE his name chanted after every goal, as was every other players who scored as well, even when the players came out to warm up, the JUNGLE wrapped their arms around EACH player letting them know that the JUNGLE was with them all of the way.

     

    BUT.

     

    Even when a player was struggling, the JUNGLE patrons knew how to immediately lift the struggling player, singing his name constantly, cheering louder every time the player on a downer touched the ball, and when the player was straightened out and play had stopped, the player would turn around and applaud the JUNGLE, to cheers like he’d just scored a cup final winning goal.

     

    AND NOW.

     

    The 30 years out of date, Irish Rebel songbook gets blasted out for 97 minutes, just like the other cheek of the Old Firm erchie at Ibrox with thur 300+ years old BOYNE dinosaurs.

     

    BUT.

     

    Take away the JUNGLE and FRANK McGARVEY RIP, and Nicholas and a lot of others weren’t up to much were they????

     

    Now there is no JUNGLE so fans are an incoherent babble with ZERO threat to the board.

     

    BECAUSE.

     

    The board might be a lot of things, but they consistently show that they are way too smart for all seated dumbed down Timdom.

     

    Ach well.

     

    Will MON defeat ELVIS?

     

    What if he doesn’t?

     

    Who gets the blame? MON? Board? Neil Lennon?

     

    What a time to be alive!

     

    HH

     

    oot.

  11. KEVJIMGLE

     

     

    We have signings (lol) to our club scout us out, then come on here and fall asleep reading that pish

     

     

    It may be your fault we are not signing the players we need

  12. maybe, but probs nicholson and desmond (and sure lawell is still in there somewhere)

     

     

    But its your fault

     

     

    JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

     

     

    shorten them posts,

     

     

    more people will read

     

     

    Which means more people will understand

     

     

    Which means more people will be free

     

     

    Kapeesh???????????????????

  13. FaveUncle

     

     

    keep on keepin on – bring on 90 :)

     

     

    my uncle wullie found out he had prostate cancer last week

     

    my auld man said he just shrugged

     

    then wullie had to put his wee dug down

     

    hes got a wee puppy now – keeps him going

     

     

    will see him tomorrow at the funeral for his bro-in-law

     

    life goes on

  14. So,everyone now happy we beat a part time collection of Plumbers,Sparks,Barmen,etc,who have not played in a month.I see the Clappers are out.” Bring on Bologna,bring on Hearts”.Anything to distract from no signings made.

     

    Martin running around like a blue arsed fly,answering phones,trying to take a bit of training,washing dishes, cleaning the Boardroom,doing pressers,hiring planes for Wednesday,checking passports.Pansy. Potter staying well away..

     

    Welll,you would,its all running like clockwork.

  15. the Bada Bing on 18th January 2026 11:03 pm

     

    Desperate stuff against an amateur team

     

    ……

     

     

    If the fans are pish so will the team be as well.

     

    HH

     

    oot.

  16. Kevjingle

     

     

    dafuq lol

     

     

    Shorten your posts

     

     

    Tackle one point at a time

     

     

    But do it in 4 or 5 sentences

     

     

    Dont ramble

     

     

    you get vaccinated???

     

     

    Bet you got atleast 2???

  17. PeterLatchfordsBelly on

    Talbot lads competed brilliantly. Our B team went through the motions. Unimpressive apart from Jamesy who looked a class above (both teams).