Bizarre fantasy-rant from Miller

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Someone forwarded me the statement from US based Bill Miller which I read and ignored, thinking it was a wind-up.  Incredibly, it’s ““Real””.

Bill tells us he will invest £11.2m into the club and:

“There is no way that Ticketus would agree to accept a “pence on the pound.

“It is apparent that there will be several lawsuits that will emerge in relation to a potential CVA exit.

“In order to preserve the club’s history, records, championships and assets, I will put the “heart” of the club into an “incubator” company while Duff & Phelps works to make the “sick patient” healthy through a CVA process that effectively works to “radiate” the toxicity of past administrations’ sins out of the patient while the “healthy heart” is preserved and moves forward.”

The above is an actual quote.  I’m not even sure the pubs are open in America at this time of day.

But Bill, the “sick patient” owns the stadium, and as you suggest, a CVA would be prolonged.  Craig Whyte owns security over the stadium and your refusal to deal with him might make playing there…. awkward.  Any creditor, like HMRC or Whyte, could and perhaps would challenge a disposal of assets like the one you suggest.

He goes on:

“Any suggestion that Rangers history is lost by such a process is preposterous.

“Using such logic, Rangers would not actually have a 140-year history as its current corporate structure was only created in 1899. To suggest that Rangers thus have only a 113-year-old history is absurd.”

We’ve explained this one before.  Rangers were incorporated 113 years ago; “Real”.  The same entity, owning the same assets, existed pre-incorporation as an unincorporated football club.

Buying and selling history is almost as entertaining as buying the Eiffel Tower in cash off a guy in a Bellshill pub.  If it’s possible, I demand Celtic PLC get off their bums and buy the history of ancient Greece.

Bill adds:

“My offer is contingent upon the regulatory bodies agreeing that the club will begin play in the 2012/13 season in the SPL and that they will do so without any loss of points and with all historic titles intact.”

Ah, “contingent upon”.  A condition; just what Duff and Phelps asked to be excluded.  You’ve underplayed this one, Bill.  If the SPL will agree to this they will surely agree to give you a 10 point bonus next season, just for being so nice.

“The time for talk is over. The club is in serious jeopardy of dying. “Real” [sic]liquidation is looming.”

I like this guy.  He sounds like a “Real” level headed custodian for Rangers. Alas, I fear Duff and Phelps will be in sombre mood when next we hear from them.

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  1. Don’t look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you’ll know you’ve been liquidated.

     

     

    Tennessee Bill

  2. Raymy on 20 April, 2012 at 17:04 said:

     

     

    Cheers for the heads up, hopefully be ably to join you. Look for LightingMonkey1.

  3. midfield maestro on

    Jumped into sainsburys for some cava & half price cornettos, any news on liquidation?

  4. CelticResearch Twitter:

     

     

    Why have Insolvency firm BDO sent employees an urgent email asking if anyone has a conflict of interest with Rangers. Imminent appointment?

  5. RogueLeader on 20 April, 2012 at 17:09 said:

     

     

    Interesting. It’s years and years since I was there, which I should have said, so it’s clearly all changed.

  6. Miller’s statement allows blame for the failure of his bid, and for the inevitable liquidation that will follow follow, to be placed at the door of the SPL for failing to give the necessary undertakings.

     

     

    It’s almost as if it has been written by Jolly Jack Irvine, to deflect attention from his clients, David Murray and Craig Whyte.

  7. My dictionary reveals that incubator and incubus share the same root:

     

     

    incubus |ˈiNGkyəbəs, ˈin-|

     

    noun ( pl. incubi |-ˌbī| )

     

    • a cause of distress or anxiety: debt is a big incubus in developing countries.

     

    • archaic a nightmare.

     

     

    Perhaps Bill Miller mis-spoke.

  8. Steinreignedsupreme on

    LiviBhoy on 20 April, 2012 at 17:04:

     

     

    “I don’t listen to them. I just read the rage on here.

     

     

    “What’s the numbers?”

     

     

    No idea. I don’t listen to them either. I can’t understand why anyone would want to speak to people who basically don’t know their arses from their elbows.

     

     

    Every pub in the country has characters like that – generally you give them a wide berth rather than canvassing their opinions or getting into any kind of discussion with them. Life is really too short.

     

     

    But I wouldn’t encourage anyone to call those jokers.

     

     

    Hail Hail

  9. Was there not a meeting called with creditors today as part of the administration process in order for the creditors to OK D&P continuing the process?

     

     

    Is the PC just to say that the have agreed for D&P to continue.

     

     

    Mind continue what is the question?

  10. James Edward McGrory 408 goals in 408 league games on 20 April, 2012 at 15:08 said:

     

     

    Thanks for mentioning Alabama Shakes. I hadn’t heard of them so, as I love southern rock, I checked them out on YouTube. Superb, absolutely superb!

     

     

    Hail Hail

  11. My dear,dear,dear,friend… Kojak..

     

     

    Hiya, Pally??

     

     

    Great tae meet.

     

     

    Bill Miller is Wan tae watch.

     

    and.. even if He turns oot Tae Be .. well

     

     

    Actually.. a .. First Class KOOK..

     

     

    Since, Ah like Ye,pal.. Ah wull Gie ye this Piece

     

    of advice..

     

     

    “Beware ,o’ Wise Guys… in.. FOOLS Clothing!”

     

     

    There is an auld Saying.. which we used tae …well… Say!

     

    aroon the Campfires, when We went oot Camping in the Campsies..

     

     

    When Ah wiz a Callow Yoof.. In Scotland..

     

    and it went like this..

     

     

    “Kid Yer Daft..and Getta .. Hurl .. Fur Nuthin’!!”

     

     

    And Ah never furgoat that saying..,

     

     

    Shoot. Ah hiv Practised it..

     

     

    Maist o’ Ma Life!

     

     

    Fur..

     

     

    It WOIKS!

     

     

    Yep..It surely .. Woiks..

     

     

    Fur Ah hiv HId a Great Life. and Hiv Enjoyed.. Enormous Success in awe awe Ma Ventures..

     

     

    Kojo

     

    Yer pal…who likes ye aloater than even Aloater.

     

     

    Still, Laughin’..

  12. enmac, a bampot stands shoulder to shoulder with Neil Lennon on

    weeminger on 20 April, 2012 at 16:52

     

     

    ————-

     

    The big question now is-

     

     

    Did you have an EBT?

  13. Said Whytey to Miller I think we should talk.

     

    If you try this without me then you’ll have to walk.

     

    Everyone knows that i own the team

     

    And to take them from me tis just a dream

     

     

    I bought them last year for merely a pound

     

    The players, the assets, yes even the ground

     

    Its now 30 million, no more or no less

     

    And I couldn’t care if i’ve left them a mess

     

     

    Murray said i duped him or did he say conned

     

    I cared not a jot, as Arsenal shares were pawned

     

    Im selling more stuff but their not going cheap

     

    What use is this bike when i’ve got a jeep

     

     

    Im not in the country, today im in France

     

    And the huns are all ragin i’ve lead them a dance

     

    From all over the world they’ve all walked away

     

    the latest from Singapore and thats just today

     

     

    Now we have Miller could this be his time

     

    It doesn’t look likely he’s got just a dime

     

    Till monday he waits at the back, in the wings

     

    but if its too late the fat lady she sings

     

     

    Where are the Scotsmen do they want to play

     

    Some where here last week why not today

     

    Not him of tall stories an fables untrue

     

    An account he is with his knights of blue

     

     

    So come buy the rangers theres not even a queue

     

    they’ll sell them to anyone, even to you

     

    so bring all your money and raid your kids banks

     

    The famous glasgow rangers supported by………….

  14. Sir Paul..

     

     

    Ah am Pinkety , Pinkey Wi’ You,in Thinking. THAT!

     

     

    Bill.. is.. the Perfect Summer Replacement fur.. the

     

    Conniving Whitey.. and Ah am convinced if Bill gets the Nod..

     

     

    We wull be in fur Even Mair..

     

     

    Tales of the Unexpected.. issuing Forth fae the Ibrox

     

    Boardroom.

     

     

    Kojo

     

    Still, Laughin’

  15. RogueLeader on 20 April, 2012 at 17:09 said:

     

    Been confirmed staff were sent home early from Rangers. No reason given and not normal course of business.

     

     

    Something is afoot……

     

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    Its a cunning ploy to save money on the lecky and gas bills.

  16. James Edward McGrory 408 goals in 408 league games on

    Dublinbhoy on 20 April, 2012 at 17:14 said:

     

     

    No problemo, it was actually Gordon_J who brought them up first today though ;)

     

     

    They are certainly one of the best southern rock bands ive heard in a long time, I’d put them up there with

     

     

    This band

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