Car salesman called in game of poker


The cabal failed.  Through their point man in the Highlands they thought had the numbers the null and void the entire league season.  Poker was the game of their choice and they intimated they had documented evidence of wrongdoing at the SPFL in their hand.  Neil Doncaster and Rod McKenzie must go!

Fortified, the SPFL called their bluff.  ‘We call you, show us your hand!’  There was no response.  It was pitiful.  Still, today, they call for an investigation.  Produce your evidence or, respectfully, shut your greetin’ face.  There is no evidence, but they cannot say that.  Consequently, they have left fans disillusioned, paranoid and bitter, not a demographic you would want to build an empire on.  All this when they need to queue to buy tissues from the supermarket.

For the record, Celtic have been significantly stressed throughout this period.  We held no aces; but if I were to list those I would never play poker against, Peter Lawwell would be in top spot.

We are not in the business of offering a job to an exec at a Championship club if he could provide a vote.  But we could offer experience, sincerity and assuredness.  This proved to be enough while the car salesman was ranting about Private Eye.

Now Ann Budge is to head up a working party to look into league reconstruction, I think we all know how well it will be run.  In her statement this morning, Ann is still expressing anger – at others, not at those who contrived to leave Hearts four points adrift of the third best supported team in the third largest town in Lanarkshire.

All the angst you witnessed since yesterday is all about stopping Celtic winning the league in the only way possible – by ensuring no one can win the league.  We would still prefer to complete the season on the park, but that will not happen.

This will be a memorable season in our Celtic supporting lives.  You have a tale to tell to future generations.  There is not a championship winning game to discuss, just a beautiful asterisk.  Own the asterisk; tell people that as the floodlights went out across Europe, we stood 13 points clear.  Tell them our asterisk denotes sporting performance, not cheating player registration.

This has been a sweet one.

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  1. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on



    the hospitals are empty, so the staff are displaying symptoms of and dying from psychosomatic infections.

  2. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    got to say, I really like


    what we do in the shadows, very funny

  3. Cant see why we should be accepting an asterix against our niar title to appease those bigoted morons , tit for tat if that is what is requested . Then an Asterix placed against ebt years is what we should be requesting . Another thing if one of those imposters called sports journalists ever mention the words tainted titles they should never be allowed over the door at celtic park ever again . We have had enough of there hatred for us .and when were at it, we have had enough of our suits sitting doing hee haw ,if they sit back ,then they are complicit in the tainted titles


    Game .HH

  4. Paul67 et al



    The EPL meet tomorrow under some kind of format. A number of clubs want the league to be called by June 30 at the latest. Doubt Aston Villa will be voting for that. Lets see if Liverpool FC are happy to have an asterix beside their name. That and next weeks UEFA meeting should give us some clarity, they have two unfinished tourneys of their own, and a following season to contemplate. And a lot of unknowns.

  5. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    I know exactly what is being done on the back of this but it is real, contrary to the claims by shiva the are over estimating, there are people dying from the virus not being counted because they are not being tested.



    They are culling the people who implemented and paid for the NHS, they reckon they have engineered the community out society so it will be easier to finish of the NHS and introduce an insurance lead health industry.



    Are posts being deleted ?



    The Deep State works in mysterious ways

  7. Camalarar



    Are you a doctor of medicine or a scientist?



    Or are you like the majority of us in getting information from the world wide web.?


    The earlier post from TBB was more informative than what I have heard from our corporate or media outlets.



    HH to all

  8. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on



    you obviously missed his clarification that it was as accurate as the sevco meeja as it is what he has gleaned from t’interweb.


    My comments were based on what I’ve gleaned from t’interweb. I don’t need to be a doctor to comment do I?


    I note though you ignore the main point of my comment.

  9. glendalystonsils on

    TONTINE TIM from 5.10



    Didn’t know that disgraceful fact about Rangers/Dumbarton .



    No wonder they are such specialist cheats…..they’ve been at it since the year dot!

  10. watching euro96 documentary. quite funny in the end up.



    it is the hope that kills them

  11. TONTINE TIM on 16TH APRIL 2020 9:57 PM


    The deidco version didn’t turn up for the 69 final. 😂

  12. you shouldnt be able to mark your own homework,



    we need a furinsic investigtor




    stiv g.

  13. SAINT STIVS on 16TH APRIL 2020 11:37 PM



    saltcoats trying to recalim a flag, or wtf



    *I remember a version of that flag without the writing at the corner of the Celtic end and enclosure/stand.

  14. The most important issue facing all of us at this time is the Covid-19 pandemic and the Board of Rangers sincerely hope all of our fans and their families are staying safe and healthy. Hopefully we will all be back supporting our team as soon as possible.


    Am I being picky and ultra critical, but


    Are they only concerned about their own Hun fans?

  15. Melbourne Mick on

    Hello again all you young rebels.





    I too remember the same flag back in the day, think the 60’s


    When almost everybody had to have a banner.


    Me and the mates made one up using some old snooker table


    covering and done a batman theme with the hoops in the


    middle and the all the words that you’d see when he was bashing


    some crook or other.


    Pow, bham, wallop, etc.


    Looked great to us, but weighed a ton, of course first game we


    took it, it rained, and turned into a mushy heavy mess.


    Ach well the idea was good.


    H.H . Mick

  16. I’m looking forward, again, to the Clyde Phone in.


    In these grim times I need a reason to smile.

  17. It seems that the models of a high death toll here are being revised downwards.


    I guess our clamp down is bearing fruit.


    Deo Gratias.



    Re my earlier post on the asterisk . I don’t object to our ninth title being asterisked per se , rather it’s the principle of the huns cheating titles appearing as honest wins.



    Their titles should of course be stripped , but failing that , perhaps a double asterisk to denote that our asterisk and theirs mean quite different things.




    That will never happen , destined for the history books like resolution 12.





    The history of Res12 is not over. There is still a chapter to be added that sets out deception of the Celtic support on BOTH the UEFA Licence 2011 and LNS by the Celtic Board, making use of Board leaning bloggers, either knowingly or unknowingly, to create the impression of unhappiness with both the SFA and then SPL.



    That deception reached its latest high point at the last AGM with denial of seeing the 5 Way Agreement.



    There is another reveal all evidence backed resolution drafted with support from sufficient shareholders to have it tabled in November, by which time I hope even the most fervent of supporters will tire of being lied to and demand, not just league reconstruction but SFA/SPFL reconstruction too as it dawns on every club and their supporters that looking after their fellow clubs is good for business, especially with a lot less finance to share.






    Now is not the time to discuss of course, survival is the name of the current game but if there is game by October then all will be revealed.

  19. Big Georges Fan Club - Hail, Hail, Wee Oscar on

    I’m assuming, by the comments above – and specifically comments about deleted posts – that someone (now deleted) was questioning the veracity of the current situation. If that is the case – and apologies if I have misread the situation – then:



    1 – those at the graveside I attended this morning (funeral of the father of one of my Research Nurses – who is supporting clinical trials of Covid-19 treatments) may disagree – as may the families of the multitude of graves on which fresh flowers were placed



    2 – colleagues on the front-line in ICU / respiratory care units may also disagree



    I’m also assuming – given the references to deleted posts (albeit some may have been incidental to the initial post(s)) – that someone with sense is on the ball on CQN – thanks for that service.



    HH BT and Canalamar

  20. Tobago Street on




    Thank You for that, and for your patience.




  21. Canman if what we do in the shadows is the kiwi vampire spoof you will like the spin off Wellington Paranormal. Officers Minogue and O’leary comedy gold kiwi style. Hail Hail

  22. Taika Waititi also directed a couple of other kiwi classic comedies ‘boy’ and ‘hunt for the wilder people’ as well as Jojo rabbit and Thor. Hells to get the kiwi dry sense of humour but it not too different to Scottish humour. Need something to laugh at these days, other than the buns.