A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand and says “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives nextdoor got a running start and, before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
‘That must’ve been scary,’ said the teacher.
‘It sure was,’ said the little girl.
‘My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff,” but before she could say ‘F@£k off !,’ the Rottweiler ate her!
See what you posted earlier about those paper that were submited to co’s house.
What was that all about ?
fencelt on
Here we go. Ground filling up nicely. I swear it’s more nerve wracking not to be there
MHARK67 on
To all at the game , watching from behind sofa or praying the blog don’t collapse with a dodgy Internet connection ………. Enjoy the party and COYBIG!!!!!!!
Lets give them a game to remember
HH
Dublinbhoy on
TET
Dunphy is a plank…he won’t give us any credit. He is an EPL loving muppet.
He had to eat his words when Hartson scored against Liverpool a few years back. He called him a beached whale abut 5 mins before BBJ scored that cracker.
It seems a but unfair on wee Matthews to play him at LB. Maybe Chico will play there? 3 at the back? Matthews on right wing?
FAVOURITE UNCLE on
tontine tim.from earlier i asked my wife where BALLYCONNEELY was.right off the top of her head.”MAYO right on the coast.”ok no bad for a wee DUB lass.when i wrote that poem about DONEGAL totties i did not realise half of me is from there.other half CORK and SOUTH DOWN.Oh and i’m 5fit 7 same as you.hope we have lots more in common tonight.hope yir big grannie is smiling down on you in heaven when we score our 3rd goal.
I fecked a pint of Guinness over him a few years ago, he came into my local in Rathcoole, Dublin, with his hangers on, he was wasted and started to slag off a few of the locals, I couldn’t help it, then thay fecked him out.
And I got my pint replaced free of charge :>)
I like his spats on the show, especially with Souness.
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MTH
Moi – premier?
Mon The Hoops
Yurcl
PeteTheBeat –
Non! Derrier?
Ulcyr
Never mind. As Peter Green said ‘Oh well’.
curly – Like a 100 metres final without Usain Bolt – I’m sure there were only hundredths of a second in it.
Intae them Celtic!
Afternoon all,
Mon the Hoops!! Get into this pub team :)
Hail Hail
Podium chasers!
At least I read the article!
No Kayal …the manager disnae really fancy him at present
Mike upfront ….took his goal well…hope he isn’t playing there on his own …doesn’t work hard enough for that role IMO
We never get beat when Vmhan is on the podium …….. happy days :¬)
Only a couple of weeks ago we were saying that we had a really strong bench.
Fast forward a couple of weeks, and we see the result of referees allowing our players to be kicked and fouled with impunity.
…………………………………………………………
petec
I know he is.
Some of the comments after the Killie game were hunish.
From a hun I expect it, from a Celtic supporter I don’t, what does that tell you ?
Anyways, got the tele to myself tonight, watching it on RTE, so at least they will not be against us.
Dunphy and Giles always tell it like it is.
C’mon the Hoops! Lets make it a night to remember!!
Greetings from Denver. Mrs RobinBhoy at Celtic Park with some lucky sod using my ticket!
Managed to find the game in the British Bulldog boozer. On the soft stuff. Too early for booze here.
Mon the Hoops!
RobinBhoy
TET
What channel is that? Is it freeview?
A teacher’s story about Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand and says “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives nextdoor got a running start and, before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
‘That must’ve been scary,’ said the teacher.
‘It sure was,’ said the little girl.
‘My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff,” but before she could say ‘F@£k off !,’ the Rottweiler ate her!
Vmhan
See what you posted earlier about those paper that were submited to co’s house.
What was that all about ?
Here we go. Ground filling up nicely. I swear it’s more nerve wracking not to be there
To all at the game , watching from behind sofa or praying the blog don’t collapse with a dodgy Internet connection ………. Enjoy the party and COYBIG!!!!!!!
Lets give them a game to remember
HH
TET
Dunphy is a plank…he won’t give us any credit. He is an EPL loving muppet.
He had to eat his words when Hartson scored against Liverpool a few years back. He called him a beached whale abut 5 mins before BBJ scored that cracker.
Hail Hail
Auldheid
It’s Irish, I have a ROI sky card, it’s freeview in Ireland.
Soreeeeeeeee.
Huns, Hearts, now what do we need for a treble?
Thatcher or a win tonight?
A win tonight will do just fine.
Come on you bhoys in green.
A Sysiphian task awaits us.
Rock on Celtic
Let’s Hope Tony Gets A Good Run-Out Tonight….
Not A ‘Token’ Fifteen Minute Cameo At The End Of The Match….
Or An Introduction At A Stage When A Result Cannot Be Salvaged….
He MUST Get A Full Half….
C’mon The HOOPS!
the Lhad just called me from the ground , green with envy soamurr!
An ROI card and ROI Sim?
Ffs you would be as well staying in Ireland.
Looneys Bar it is.
It seems a but unfair on wee Matthews to play him at LB. Maybe Chico will play there? 3 at the back? Matthews on right wing?
tontine tim.from earlier i asked my wife where BALLYCONNEELY was.right off the top of her head.”MAYO right on the coast.”ok no bad for a wee DUB lass.when i wrote that poem about DONEGAL totties i did not realise half of me is from there.other half CORK and SOUTH DOWN.Oh and i’m 5fit 7 same as you.hope we have lots more in common tonight.hope yir big grannie is smiling down on you in heaven when we score our 3rd goal.
Dublinbhoy
I fecked a pint of Guinness over him a few years ago, he came into my local in Rathcoole, Dublin, with his hangers on, he was wasted and started to slag off a few of the locals, I couldn’t help it, then thay fecked him out.
And I got my pint replaced free of charge :>)
I like his spats on the show, especially with Souness.
The adventure begins
Win………..Lose or Draw………….
THE EXILED TIM
Miku will not need Neil’s team talk once he hears and sees the full SUPPORT fully committed to where we belong.
I cannae wait to see this display that the Brilliant Green Brigade have organised.
Miku – Messi
Tet – so jealous – dunphy is an almighty gobshite but great entertainment
If we play three at the back ..I’m either going out for a walk or hitting the bevvy
Oh father dear, I often hear you speak of Celtic team,
You say they were the greatest club this world has ever seen.
For the way they play, you use’ to say, they should get Champions Belts.
Come tell to me the reason, dad, why you support the Celts..?
Well, son, I’ve followed the Celtic Club for fifty years and more.
I love to stand in Celtic park and hear the faithful roar.
For in Paradise there always flies, a flag of Emerald Green.
And that’s another reason why I love the Celtic Team.
Now I’ve no doubt you’ve heard about our famous Jimmy Quinn.
The Bigots in the days gone bye, his bones they all could skin.
Yet he was the greatest Centre this world has ever seen.
And that’s another reason why I love the Celtic Team.
Those bye gone days in my memory I always shall recall:
Yon little prince of dribblers who came from Donegal.
His name was Patsy Gallagher, and how he reigned supreme.
And that’s another reason why I love the Celtic Team.
In those bye gone days, the Green Jersey was hated by all Snobs,
And how they dreaded for to hear of Shaw, McNair and Dodds.
Who for 13 weeks without a break, had kept their goal sheet clean.
And that’s another reason why I love the Celtic Team
Oh never, boy, shall I forget, nineteen and thirty eight,
When the Exhibition Trophy, that year it was at stake.
Who beat the pride of England? — the Boys in White and Green.
And that’s another reason why I love the Celtic Team.
Oh father, dear. I will follow on wherever Celtic go.
I’ll stand or fall by their football, in spite of all the foe.
I’ll be the man to lead the band, beneath the Flag of Green.
And with voices high, we’ll raise the cry:
LONG LIVE THE CELTIC TEAM
(Tune to Skibbereen)
just logged on – no Broonie?
PF
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