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  1. UNCLE JIMMY on 6TH NOVEMBER 2022 3:30 PM

     

    Genuinely curious as to what morelos is valued at now – notwithstanding his remaining contract.

     

     

     

     

    A few million? £3 or 4?

     

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    TWO EMPTY GINGER Bottles more like !

     

    LOL

     

    HH

  2. DAVID66…

     

    After the Huns were GUBBED yesterday, I Posted a wee message on here about YOU having a GREAT BIRTHDAY Week end.

     

    BRRB is STILL CELEBRATING your Birthday in his own way. I think he celebrates EVERYONES Birthday….every Day.

     

    BLESS.

     

    Whit a BHOY !

     

    LOL

     

     

    HH

  3. Good morning all from a dark and very wet Garngad

     

     

    Big Jimmy – Aye cheers what a weekend birthday.

     

     

    D :)

  4. If Robbie Nielson takes his cue from Martindale and Davidson then Hearts have a good chance of taking something at Ibrox.

     

     

    St Mirren almost certainly will try and do as Livi and St Johnstone did. I fancy us to extend our lead again this week.

  5. AT,

     

     

    I trawled back to the kast blog as discussed. GCC are no friends of Celtic and as a Glasgow council tax payer I feel the city is in the worst state I can ever remember.

     

     

    As the leader of the council swans over to Sham the people are being shafted.

     

     

    HH.

  6. That’s probably why the polis are putting up a drone on Wednesday in Paisley … To catch the vapers , the papers

     

    and anyone who sings and other such capers..😜

  7. FOURSTONECOPPI on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 8:56 AM

     

    Embdy else have orobs wi’ pricks vaping next tae ye at the game?

     

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    Just one guy a few rows in front , sending up huge clouds of Strawberry… usually when we are under pressure… I think they are distress signals.

     

     

    The toilets at half-time have dozens of smokers with their cigarette hidden in their hand , all cautiously watching the entrance…it’s like being back at school.

     

     

    The Onlooker

  8. Think I got three out of the four players of the match. Did think of voting for Greg Taylor. His clearance of the line saved us from a possible defeat. Who knows with the spirit this team have to play to the end we may just have won anyway. But, well done Greg.

  9. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    Good morning CQN.

     

     

    Belated acknowledgement of Big Jimmy’s hilarious post about a fellow CQNer’s hand and arm being in an unnatural position…..

     

     

    … as he reached for his wallet.

     

     

    Lol.

     

     

    What’s the old joke?

     

     

    When I first read it, I laughed so loudly, I interrupted the priest’s homily.

  10. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    The English Premier League is as brutal off the field as the Champions is on it.

     

     

    36% of season played.

     

     

    25% of managers sacked.

  11. “BIG JIMMY on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 7:10 AM

     

    celTIC, celTIC, celTIC…………

     

    Excuse me I have a wee case of the ” TIC Ups” this morning.”

     

     

    It is dull and damp outside but your pantomime humour brightens things up :-))

  12. St johnstones 1st Goal yesterday came about when THREE HUN Players managed to lose possession in the build up to Jimmy Broons FANTASTIC Goal.

     

     

    LUNDSTRAM….TRYING to control the Ball and in acres of space near the half way line, only susseeds in poking the Ball to a St Johnstone player……..LUNDSTRAM then throws his arms up in the air, but makes NO ATTEMPT to chase the St Johnstone player and get the Ball back.

     

    As the move progress onto the Huns penalty area, a St Johnstone player loses possession to TAVPEN, who then takes a couple of steps towards the Huns corner Flag. TAVPEN then plays a REALLY POOR Pass up the line, and St.Johnstone regain possession and head towards the Huns penalty area once agin. A St Johnstone player then gets himself in a tangle, and yet another Hun Defender ( KING or DAVIS), finds the Ball at his feet….HE then playsa poor Ball outta Defence straight to a St Johnstone player…who then plays his Pass to St Johnstones James Brown….and his MAGIC STRIKE !

     

    THREE HUN Players gave away possession in the build up to that Goal…and I see that LUNDSTRAM is getting the MOST Abuse from their Fans, for CHUCKING IT after HE gave the Ball away LONG BEFORE the Ball reached the Huns Penalty area.

     

     

    Feckin HILARIOUS !

     

    LMAO.

     

    HH.

  13. HOT SMOKED on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 10:25 AM

     

    “BIG JIMMY on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 7:10 AM

     

     

     

     

    celTIC, celTIC, celTIC…………

     

     

     

     

    Excuse me I have a wee case of the ” TIC Ups” this morning.”

     

     

     

     

     

     

    It is dull and damp outside but your pantomime humour brightens things up :-)

     

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    Thanks mate…I made that one up myself this morning !

     

    I MUST get out more.

     

    LOL

     

    HH Mate.

  14. Fourstonecoppi – there are different forms of vapers.

     

     

    There are those who have a discrete puff and you would be hardly aware of their existence.

     

     

    Then you have those who probably never smoked but have taken up vaping. They are easily spotted as they impersonate the Flying Scotsman steam engine and care not a jot for others around them. Tossers, as you allude to.

     

     

    I on the other hand am a serial vapist….which means I vape too often.

     

     

    It’s still a better alternative to actual smoking but like all vices would be best avoided.

     

     

    Smoke on the water CSC

  15. BACK TO BASICS – GLASS HALF FULL on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 10:18 AM

     

    Good morning CQN.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Belated acknowledgement of Big Jimmy’s hilarious post about a fellow CQNer’s hand and arm being in an unnatural position…..

     

     

     

     

     

     

    … as he reached for his wallet.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Lol.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    What’s the old joke?

     

     

     

     

     

     

    When I first read it, I laughed so loudly, I interrupted the priest’s homily.

     

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    Cheers Mate…I made THAT one up all by myself also.

     

    As I said above….I MUST get out more !

     

    HH

  16. I see the Huns KO before us next Saturday. I know we played before they did this weekend ( and see what happened to them?) but how many times this season have we had to play catch up as they played before us and won? I`ve got a feeling that the first time we played at the same time was when we beat them at Celtic Park !!

  17. GENE on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 10:11 AM

     

    Ange to Southampton – you heard it here first

     

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    Big ANGE’s Management style etc.. may make other Clubs sit up and take notice, we may have to get used to it…likewise some Celtic players being linked to other Clubs ?

     

    Its the ” Price” that comes along with success I suppose ?

     

    HH GENE Mate.

  18. Big Jimmy

     

    I find most of your jokes of the funny/groan type (in a nice way) but the `wallet` one was a real cracker. I am sure it will do the rounds and people will be telling it in the pub. CQNers can then say : I know the guy who made that one up.

     

    Fame by Association CSC

  19. “GENE on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 10:11 AM

     

    Ange to Southampton – you heard it here first”

     

     

    Source?

  20. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    HS – rightly or wrongly I assumed Gene was borrowing lazy journalism with his tongue in cheek?

     

     

    I’ll trot out another old one.

     

     

    What’s the odd one out ?

     

     

    1. Nile

     

    2. Ganges

     

    3. Danube

     

    4. Scottish football hacks

     

     

     

    No. 4

     

     

    All the others have sources.

  21. Hot smoked

     

    I have a sixth sense about all things football related, how else could you explain how I only got 1 point on superbru this weekend 🤭

  22. GREENPINATA on 7TH NOVEMBER 2022 7:30 AM

     

     

    AT,

     

     

    I trawled back to the kast blog as discussed. GCC are no friends of Celtic and as a Glasgow council tax payer I feel the city is in the worst state I can ever remember.

     

     

    As the leader of the council swans over to Sham the people are being shafted.

     

     

    HH.

     

     

    Once again you don’t answer questions,

     

     

    1.Be honest with yourself you don’t like how democracyis working,ie that “sham” is telling your unelectable marketing mess they are and will remain unelectable.

     

    2.You mentioned censorship and free speech when I called Paul67 out on his wee Suella-ism.about the use of “regime”

     

    – why? No ones free speech was impinges I was correcting Paul’s snider that was ably explored incorrectly by yourself

     

     

    It only compounds your party’s inability to be elected.

     

    I look forward to seeing what other chaos is accepted by the marketing shills in red,fans of brexit,zionism whatever next?

     

     

    Ps you could of left abswer at ,end of last blog.

     

     

    Local govt, like Glasgow,whatever the hue face devastating cuts as a result of central govt,their access to finance is limited by law,

     

     

    It doesn’t help tho previous councils did not want to pay woman an equal pay for an equal job.

     

    The £millions cost to city ratepayers.

     

     

    So just be careful when posting about equality Gp

     

     

    Your party cost millions by not implementing equal pay for Woman

     

     

    HH