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  1. dessybhoy on

    Who forced Hearts players and staff to leave straight after the game? What I saw was shankland trying to be the hard man with serrachi then thought better of it, seinwender shouting at someone in the stand inviting them to come down to the tunnel area,then a whole lotto tears as they got off the bus in Edinburgh.

     

    Hearts tactics today were appaling, the first episode of rolling about was kabore in 10 seconds, the goalkeeper constantly wasted time at restarts and hearts played for long throws into the box and corners, typical mcinnes not changed a bit since his Kilmarnock days, his jacket will be on a shortly peg as they will never have a better chance of winning the league, the cups have been a disaster for them.

  2. flynn on

    Turkeybhoy on 16th May 2026 10:59 pm

     

    Flynn trying like a Bear.

     

    Keep on ignoring him.

     

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    Just like you do. lol

  3. clunks on

    dessybhoy on 16th May 2026 11:06 pm

     

     

    Who forced Hearts players and staff to leave straight after the game?

     

     

    ———

     

     

    They could have fulfilled their media duties within the bowels of Parkhead, far away from the hordes of raging fans

     

     

    They chose not to, just to make a statement.

     

     

    And should be fined (DISGUSTING lol) for doing so

  4. The Blogger Formerly Known As GM on

    THE BADA BING on 16TH MAY 2026 7:54 PM

     

     

    I hope Brendan and his staff got their win bonus for the league title”.

     

     

    What a fanny.

     

     

    First you try to derail our season, then you hedge your bets, then you start talking about fairytales and tomorrow you’ll be saying “Celtic won the league…….BUT…..”

     

     

    GIRFUY, this one is special……Celtic won the league despite you and yer mates.

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  9. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    Appreciate the xG data provided earlier.

     

     

    Would still love to know the ball in play stat.

     

     

    Of the 101 minutes total time (48 + 53)

     

     

    … I’d hazard a guess at 50 minutes.

     

     

    Disgraceful tactics from the visitors, aided and abetted by the ref.

     

     

    Pull out the yellow card just once and this ends right quick.

     

     

    BTW – I just watched the highlights again, putting a stopwatch on from kick off.

     

     

    First of many Hearts guys to hit the deck resulting in play being stopped?

     

     

    Was Kaboré … After 7 SECONDS !!!!!

     

     

    (I kid you not)

  10. clunks on

    Back to Basics

     

     

    He did the same to the second guy

     

     

    Took 2 steps toward him and pushed him

     

     

    Very mucg against the narrative

     

     

    I hope he celtic media team via the board highlight this

     

     

    I fear they wont

  11. Celtic Mac on

    Great wee tribute to Billy Joel’s ‘Vienna Waits For You’ on Eurovision tonight, with a recap from Billy hisel

     

    Performed and sung by Caesar Samson et al….great version

     

    Some bangers on the show tonight…..but none close to Glasgow Lulu’s ‘Boom Bang a Bang’ back in the day…

     

    Or wiz it ‘Shang A Lang’? Or ‘Congratulations’ from Cliff, a song Bada Bing wont allow in his hoose, but once a favourite in the Ol’ Jungle wi Flynn & The Bhoys….Never won in Europe tho…unlike The Celts

     

    Thought the DJ might give it a spin…..but no…..he/she should be sacked….(It’s no Bada oan the quiet iz it?)

     

    Never Mind The Bollocks

     

    Ye Gotta Roll Wth it

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  13. Celtic Mac on

    Speaking of tradition….

     

    UK got 1 Point from the Jury Vote and ……wait for it…..Nul Points from the Public Vote Total = 1 Vote

     

    Aw they countries will be banned from the UK once Reform gets in

  14. Glenowen on

    Don’t wish to start a riot, however…

     

    16th May is the Feast of St Brendan the Navigator

  16. Tontine Tim on

    BigChipsUK on 16th May 2026 8:49 pm

     

     

    I guess this one’s back on the song sheet for next season:

     

     

    *as it looked as if we were heading for 1-1 the thought going through my head was I would NEVER see TIAR and that’s down to age, even if I did dearie me I probably widnae even recall the importance of it, but as soon as Daizen puts us in front it was back tae “hmm I’m no that ould as 5 more years is sfa”.

  17. Celtic Mac on

    Bulgaria saves the day…..Eurovision Champs

     

    Poor Ol’ UK…..bottom of the EuroLeague with 1 point

     

    Bangaranga!

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  21. TexasTim on

    What a game – Hearts were Gallus and tactically on top first half. Unattractive, annoying but effective.

     

    That penalty kept us in it but we got lucky.

     

     

    Second half was different – Martin gambled and it paid off. Let’s do 3-5-2 next Saturday, with Maeda and Yang tracking back if needed – will be game over by half time.

     

     

    Osmand had a great cameo – bhoy’s a player. Unpopular perhaps but Nygren linked well in a more aggressive formation.

     

     

    Officials were incompetent at times but no major game changing fubar – I can only assume the far side linesman flagged Daizen’s goal in desperation and hope – wow 😱

  22. An Tearmann on

    Blogger Clunks & Celticman

     

     

    Gonnae pause wi the whose got inns or outys in nipple class at the man boobing Olympics.:-))

     

    Reads a wee bit pile owny to me,

     

    We have a cup to win hopefully, we then review.

     

    Onwards to the 57,

     

    Have a …drrink ffs lighten uplol

     

     

    Heard this wee song earlier,catchy,easy to learn::-)) try it

     

     

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  23. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    Great to see some old monikers on here today.

     

     

    A special one for the Celtic family everywhere

     

     

    Still buzzin’

     

     

    Feel a bit sorry for Hearts fans and players.

     

     

    But not their manager or (after that statement and wacky races routine out of paradise) their executive.

     

     

    Goodnight CQN.

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  26. Gedinte on

    Special day!

     

    Made the trip to my local CSC in anticipation of a tense and difficult game. In a season of controversies (many fake) the drama just kept rolling on. Season 25/26 will live in the memory for lots of reasons, many not good, but ultimately just MON! Without him this shitshow of a season would have ended very differently.

     

    Get the statue commissioned ASAP!

     

    Congrats to the bhoys and let’s get the double done next weekend.

  27. Tobago Street on

    I’m SHOCKED! SHOCKED to find ( there’s gambling… ) the main story is the fans on the park and the Hearts statement. ABC GMAFB!

  29. flynn on

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    USA today, then EU, EIRE, UK, AU, NZ.

     

    The Conspiracy Theory is now Conspiracy Fact.

     

    Sad are the homes of the precious prks who sneer…..

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  32. An Dún on

    The only assault I seen yesterday was Maeda getting grabbed by the throat…Shankland should have been off.

     

     

    Sky Sports Scotland really are a hurting shower…

  33. picinisco on

    What an amazing end to the season and a brilliant result yesterday. Thank you Martin for using your genius to bring out the best in those players and coaches. They will have benefitted hugely as human beings and as future professionals in the game from your instruction and example.

     

     

    To the game itself. I expected them to be negative but was surprised by the passive team selection. Their manager demonstrated his inadequacies by team selection and style adopted. It paid off for a time but it allowed Martin to take the initiative as and when he pleased – and he did. Although it was very tense, our own players were allowed to stay patient. If they are to progress and stay ahead of the Govan outfit, they need a better coach as well as players.

     

     

    Martin believes in experience and the players he trusts the most, the senior players, stepped up and took the strain. That’s character building and demonstrative of the character the manager has instilled. Martin’s determination was infectious and his realistic hope for what was possible has kept everyone on board. He was spot on about the power of Celtic in unison at Celtic Park.

     

     

    There’s much to be done for the coming season and a critical reflection on the season past needs to happen – but after the cup final. Only Celts in unison will make it a double.

     

     

    Thank you Celtic for another triumph and a brilliant day.

  34. GlassTwoThirdsFull on

    Congratulations Martin, Callum and the team and all in the football department. A well-earned reward for an incredible never-say-die effort in overcoming the most formidable opposition possibly in our history. Not to mention a few decent teams we came up against.

     

    Commiserations to the best manager in Scotland, savant Bloom and their yellow-label bargain players for accumulating 13 points more than Steve Clarke’s Kilmarnock. Well, there’s always next year. Or 2066 as it’s known in Gorgie. At least there’s no cup final to lose this time. And Radio GaGa is a fine tune, although I do prefer We Are The Champions!

     

    A wee mention for Marcelo Saracchi for his part in that amazing league-winning goal. And how about that stunning strike from New Kidd On The Block, Callum Osmand – the keeper didn’t get near it!

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  37. quadrophenian on

    Nutritional question…

     

     

    I’m guessing diet hun tears are healthier to imbibe than full strength hun tears ?

     

     

    Watching Hearts bleat about disgraceful scenes after thon Tyney banger who assaulted Lenny is a bit rich.

  38. Bhoyjoebelfast on

    What an inhospitable bunch….on their coach back to Embra,did they not have time for tea? Ah well 56.Good morning Celtic world.

  39. murdochbhoy on

    Good morning to all those basking in the warm glow from yesterday’s stunning victory.

     

     

    Seems some journalists had been traumatised to such an extent by events they filed copy with scan details of Celtic’s goals – Ewen Murray posted this…..he was so upset he couldn’t bring himself to record the details of Celtic’s 3rd goal.

     

     

    Maybe, he too, was in a hurry to leave on the Hearts coach.

     

     

    “With 17 minutes to play, O’Neill opted to be bold. Substitutions meant Liam Scales was the only recognised central defender. Hearts had already involved Braga in their attack.

     

     

    Engels lined up a 20-yard free kick for Celtic after Cammy Devlin had needlessly hauled him to the turf. The Belgian, however, could not keep the ball low enough. Moments later, Iheanacho struck the outside of Schwolow’s left-hand post. Schwolow’s 80th-minute, one-handed save from Benjamin Nygren came in a spell were Celtic were ramping up pressure.

     

     

    That had mildly subsided by the time Maeda struck. The Japanese forward stole in to meet Osmand’s cross, reprieved by a video assistant referee check for offside. Chaos followed Osmand’s third goal. We have not heard the end of this fixture. Nor should we have.”

  40. ziggydoc1 on

    Bhoyjoebelfast on 17th May 2026 7:45 am

     

    What an inhospitable bunch….on their coach back to Embra,did they not have time for tea? Ah well 56.Good morning Celtic world.

     

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    Pretty pathetic. Was anyone really assaulted (in a manner as our staff have been over the years)? No fan should be on the pitch but I’d like to think we’d be more gracious in defeat. They (the collective they) just can’t take it. We’ve been shite for most of the season but somehow, in a series of unbelievable moments, have done it. One more final push next week. I’d like to see something to mark our gratitude to our Japanese boys, who will surely be involved for the last time. Time for a major reset and some serious (whole) team building for next season. Now, I’m away to watch the highlights, yet again 😁

  41. Taurangabhoy on

    Hurts of midloathians crying crocodile tears, remember the Lenny assault. Hun and scoddish bigot tears are sweet.

     

     

    5 wins post split was magnificent from this hoops team. They gave it all, hearts of lions. They deserved it big time, thank you Martin and the Celtic team. Daizen Maeda was immense in the run in. Five in a row was a special one, the fans did their bit too. Next up I’ll have a double.

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  44. bigrailroadblues on

    Good morning all from champions Govanhill. I’m going to paaaaaarty!!!!

     

    An Tearmann 3.11

     

    Great video big fella, fair enjoyed it. 👍

  45. dessybhoy on

    Hearts now moaning about injury time, time that was created by their falling over feigning injury and constant time wasting from their keeper, not forgeting the time taken to make their subs,this wasn’t meant to happen tough shit but you do have Mcinnes as manager.

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