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  1. surely the board cant hold up Idah as a reason Brendan cant get more cash????? (thats what cqn is for)

  2. Or engels

     

     

    Or trusty

     

     

    Or any number of the fuckwhits we have signed over the last 20 years

     

     

    Whether scouted by the manager (or somewhere else, and you all know where – cos half of it aint Brendan, or Ange, or Brendan before him……or Neil before that)

     

     

    Anyways why do we hoarde zee cash???

  3. the difference between the teams tonight – they made tackles and we dont and can’t. Name a midfielder who wins tackles?? no, we foul to stop the counter! We are wet bog roll.

     

     

    We know maeda is not a winger – why not Nygren in the wing and Engels in the middle. Why Yang moved left right left – he does well on the left and he gets moved to the right (exactly same as cup final).

     

     

    Yamada movement was exceptional but we dont have the players to find him. Why did Kenny get the noid ahead of him at the weekend ? All over the place with decisions.

     

     

    Rodgers said quote – I like trusty in Europe as his pace helps with the counter attack – why did he start Scales ??

     

     

    What happened to Tierney ? didn’t win a tackle all night – rubbish (and why can he only last 60mins)

     

     

    lets face it – we are an utter mess top to bottom. Rodgers and board relationship not working and Rodgers soundbites brings honesty but negativity around the team.

     

     

    We need to clear out players who can’t handle the ball – hatate has been giving the ball away cheaply for months and months – that’s not celtic level!!

     

     

    We are ruined unless we bring in 4-5 players . Incl left back , right back and center mid. Or switch to 3-5-2

  4. The placemen and clowns like Burnley 78 will be delighted with tonight, and hope we fail next Tuesday, wants rid of the manager, to replace him with? Another classic trait of asking, who would you buy ,next manager etc,without any ideas of his own.As long as he protects the overpaid amateurs in charge, to probably protect a business deal,and our host as well

     

    I would much rather support the manager and the team on the park,right now.

  5. PeterLatchfordsBelly on

    Prediction:

     

     

    If (when?) we get eliminated by the might Kairat Almaty on Tuesday the plc will sell Daizen to Brentford (who I think are due £40m+ for a sale to Newcastle).

     

     

    If we upset the odds and conquer the might Kairat Almaty on Tuesday the plc will sell Daizen to Brentford (who I think are due…. You get the picture).

  6. If any team has been watching Maeda recently they won’t be paying big bucks for him.

     

     

    Plus, it looks like he’s crocked.

  7. The assimilated tims jeering our players off the park tonight were a disgrace, no better than der hun.

     

    “Sack the board”! Pathetic.

     

    Don’t they realise Dermot Desmond rules over the board? He makes the final decision on every major expense.

  8. PLB- I will be surprised if Maeda and Hatate will be here after Window closes….meanwhile we will be tapping up Man City for their 8th choice right back,as AJ will be out for months

     

     

     

    But let’s keep it all ‘World Class ‘

  9. Sionnaigh

     

     

    Should they have shouted

     

     

    “sack dermotts board…..”

     

     

    Doesnt have the same ring to it

     

     

    They should ALL be sacked

     

     

    Clear them out

     

     

    Root and branch

     

     

    And any government subsidies for heated driveways!!!

  10. !!Bada Bing!!

     

     

    Anyone watching tonight will redirect their efforts elsewhere, as both were pish!!

     

     

    To be fair, cant think of anyone in the

     

     

    team, management or board

     

     

    that get pass marks tonight

     

     

    Delete the below

     

     

    “team, management or board”

     

     

    To suit your narrative

  11. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    Ach well. Not great.

     

     

    Scunnered at full time.

     

     

    Journey home is always a good leveller … as is a cup of tea.

     

     

    Just didn’t click tonight.

     

     

    If you can slow Celtic down we struggle.

     

     

    Thought we looked undercooked as a group.

     

    (We certainly didn’t look fired up)

     

     

    Also I didn’t think CCV, Daizen or James were great. Normally all 3 step up in big games.

     

     

    Next week it is then.

     

     

    Still think there is a chance Brendan, having seen them up close, can find a chink or two and squeeze us home.

     

     

    Time will tell.

  12. Only one team deserved to win that game tonight and it wasn’t us. Pass marks for Yang and that’s it. He brought a bit of desire to the game. Our midfield was non existent. Nygren should have been subbed at half time. McGregor very poor also. There was no movement at all. Tierney and Maeda need more time together as they were constantly getting in each others way. CCV and Scales were very poor. Ralston did OK when he came on but we will need to improve by 100%

  13. spikeysauldman on

    sionnagh

     

     

    can live with the booing at 90mins tho not my style

     

    what pissed me off was the loud moaning and groaning from many very early in the 1st half

     

    i had to shout “moanie bastards, better of at Ibrox”

     

     

    some fanny behind me also seemed to object to Nygren trying to get the fans going at corner kicks

     

     

    was speaking to a blue-nose at work today. asked him if he was booing last night. He also disagreed with it. I’ll now need to face him tomorrow.

     

     

    so when we say the players, manager & board had a howler, I’d include many of the fans too (didnt join in the sack the board chant but wouldnt condemn anyone for that)

  14. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    BTW, Boards don’t get sacked. (as Brendan very kindly helped out the interviewer by clarifying)

     

     

    But they do get replaced.

     

     

    There’s a mechanism available to get greater fan influence in the boardroom.

     

     

    Just needs to be utilised.

  15. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    With those who don’t believe in booing the team.

     

     

    At best it is counterproductive.

     

     

    At worst it smacks of entitlement.

     

     

    The team’s transgression?

     

     

    Having the temerity to draw a game of football at home.

  16. spikeysauldman on

    bheavr – yang was good for the first 10 mins he was on then his brain and his feet didnt know what each other were doing.

     

     

    ralston is good for bringing on when we’re 2-0 up with 20 mins to go. offers nothing going forward.

     

     

    agreed on nygren – i dont really see what all the fuss is about.

     

     

    big idah is defo in the Last Chance Saloon at best. He was eventaull cheered for being able to control a ball to his feet (after several attempts) – very very poor

     

     

    mcgregor was shocking tho you could clearly see in the first half that they were marking him and blocking passes to him from our defence. in the second half, they didnt need to – pish

  17. bheaver

     

     

    And do you know who owns the magic wand that will make Ralston improve?

     

     

    Is your optimism based on all that improvement he’s shown throughout the years?

     

     

    He’s only still in the squad because of our need for Scottish players.

     

     

    God help us if he’s our right back.

  18. spikeysauldman on

    btw, the rags, same old same old when there is trouble with the huns

     

    the record

     

    one story about republicans

     

    another about a priest

     

    they didnt need to invent stories about player or manager unrest at celtic – we handed that to them on a plate

     

    just need a paedo story and its yer usual full house of ant-time stories when the hun is in trouble

  19. Maybe there shouldn’t have been any paedo priests then they wouldn’t have had any ammunition.

  20. Vale bhoy

     

    I’m not a fan of Tony Ralston and my comments are purely based on tonight’s game. He should have been punted 4 years ago as should Scales. However he was a lot better than the other defenders tonight and I include CCV and KT in that.

     

    Very few players get pass marks and I was surprised that Nygren was kept on for 80 minutes and not hooked at half time. His corner kicks were atrocious. We can still win this tie but it won’t be easy and it should never have got to this.

  21. vale bhoy on 21st August 2025 1:17 am

     

     

    Maybe there shouldn’t have been any paedo priests then they wouldn’t have had any ammunition.

     

     

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    Fucking hell mate

     

     

    Thats a shocker

  22. bheaver

     

     

    Not disagreeing with anything you said.

     

     

    Nygren.

     

     

    mmmm?

     

     

    Not for me on that showing.

     

     

    What has Engels done/not done that moved Nygren ahead of him?

  23. cos he mentioned paedos

     

     

    Not paedo priests

     

     

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    another about a priest

     

     

    they didnt need to invent stories about player or manager unrest at celtic – we handed that to them on a plate

     

     

    just need a paedo story and its yer usual full house of ant-time stories when the hun is in trouble

     

     

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    Maybe there shouldn’t have been any paedo priests then they wouldn’t have had any ammunition.

     

     

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  24. Vale bhoy.

     

    Good question regarding Engels.

     

    He is our most expensive player and did not start in any of this seasons league games.

     

    Why???

  25. Spikeys point was

     

     

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    another about a priest

     

     

    Was this story

     

     

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20662dxl88o

     

     

    Which was fuck all to do with a catholic priest

     

     

    But the headline

     

     

    Ex-priest found guilty of 17 indecent assaults

     

     

    and the fact that bbc run it the day after the huns got beat?????

     

     

    And then your comment

     

     

    Your comment sucked

  26. While there is no doubt that the board haven’t signed the players that the manager wants signed, then a 1/14 on Celtic team selected prepared by the Coaching team turned in a poor performance against a Kazakstan minnow. Celtic had massively underestimated Almaty who out worked and out thought our Elite Manager and coaches/

     

     

    Looking at the stats we had 75% possession 11 shots 3 on target, They had 8 shots on 25%. Unusually we had 15 corners. More corners than shots is rare.

     

     

    Brendan is leaving at end of season which DD knows and probably why signings are being blocked.

     

     

    Celtic are underachieving against a low ranked team in all departments.

  27. Paul Tisdale is our head of football operations .

     

    His last managerial job was with Stevenage .

     

     

    He was appointed on the 29th of Nov , and sacked on the 16th of March .

     

     

    He didn’t last 16 weeks at Stevenage.

     

    Prior to that he had been with mighty Milton Keynes.

     

     

    He appointed 80 year old convicted kerb crawler David Pleat as one of our English scouts in January.

     

     

    We are a fecking shambles of a football department.

     

    TT

  28. Dermot Desmond is the decision maker on everything significant involving Celtic and he doesn’t pull his punches. Desmond has as a successful portfolio of companies and demands value for his money.

     

    If any of the rabble that jeered the players off the park tonight, screaming “Sack The Board” have the cash to do any better, step up to the plate. Otherwise shut yer gobs and support the team on the park, to the best of your limited assimilated Scottish ability.

  29. Dermot Desmond is the decision maker on everything significant involving Celtic

     

     

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    Then he should be slapped for not giving the CLUB (not manager) the funds to sign the players we ALL knew we needed at the start of the window

     

     

    If he is the ” decision maker on everything significant” then poor show

  30. spikeysauldman on

    Valeboy

     

     

    you either missed my point or just wanted to have a dig at the catholic church and maybe even tims in general

     

     

    actually – who cares