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  1. Steinreignedsupreme on

    philvisreturns 13:28 on 2 January, 2013

     

     

    “I am the king of the divan!”

     

     

    Don’t you mean the king of Dundyvan?

  2. The Pantaloon Duck on

    @celticfc: #Celtic: Forster; Matthews, Ambrose, Wilson, Izaguirre; Commons, Wanyama, Kayal, Mulgrew; Hooper, Samaras (LB)

  3. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Philvis

     

     

    Wham! Bam! my cat Splash lies on my bed with his tongue puffed out by drinking all my whisky. As for me, not enough sleep, drained, persecuted, I had to sleep in the gutter where I had a flash Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! in four colours

     

     

    Allez-oop! One morning a darling came to my home, a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair, a plaster, a hangover, drank my beer in a large rubber glass Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! like an Indian in his igloo

     

     

    This works for me, this works for me This works for me me me me me This work for me Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! This works for me

     

     

    Allez-oop! The chick***, what a gas! what a vibration! to be sent on the door mat filed, ruined, drained, filled You are the King of the divan! she says to me in passing Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! I am the King of the divan

     

     

    This works for me, this works for me This works for me me me me me This workss for me Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! This works for me

     

     

    Allez-oop! Don’t mind, don’t worry Don’t affect me It’s not today that the sky will fall on my head and I’ll be without glue Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! This life’s for me

     

     

    Allez-oop! my chick has gone away, flew away, finally had enough, to break the sink, the bar, leaving me alone like a complete jerk Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! I’ve put my foot in it

     

     

    This works for me, this works for me This works for me me me me me This workss for me Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! This works for me This workss for me, this works for me This works for me me me me me

     

     

    HH

  4. The Pantaloon Duck on

    @celticfc: #Celtic subs: Zaluska, Lassad, McCourt, Rogne, Watt, Chalmers, McGeouch (LB)

  5. Not seen the Black tackle but I’m sure the commentators have been crying out for the compliance officer to get involved…

  6. I see we have had an out break of the old rhetorical question this morning:-

     

     

    “Why does Lenny insist on picking HIS favourites and not MY favourites?” :-)

     

     

    Off for the train to the match in case they have a different timetable today.

  7. philvisreturns on

    Steinreignedsupreme – Don’t you mean the king of Dundyvan?

     

     

    Dundyvan is a People’s Republic. They’re not too keen on the divine right of Philvis down the Clock Bar. As a rule I avoid places with murals. (thumbsup)

     

     

     

    Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo – The profundity of those lyrics proves he is the greatest living Belgian after Tin-Tin and Gerard Depardieu. (thumbsup)

  8. I know this is probably a silly question but what does the ‘(LB)’ mean when the team line-up is posted on here?

  9. The Pantaloon Duck on

    Headtheball – Laura Brannan. CelticFC tweets are “signed” with the initials of the author.

  10. Sir Paul..

     

     

    Hiya, Soldier??

     

     

    Noo.. let’s Get this Show oan the Road.

     

     

    Thomas, being coated in a fine.. well… Coat. ..of.. Ferric Oxide.. disappointingly.. sold the Joiseys agin the Hibs..no doot aboot it.

     

     

    Howevahhhhhhh..,

     

     

    Nothing Loath..

     

     

    and .. be that as it May..

     

     

    Ah dae Maintain.. that..

     

     

    Neil, should re-set his Table Seatings.

     

     

    And . Make a Confident Return

     

     

    tae..

     

    an Adventurous….

     

     

    Three Five Two, Seating Accommodation ..tae start the proceedings..

     

     

    He should not be dissuaded by Thomas’s Foxes Paw.. Na.. No Way… and should NOT be persuaded… to return,in the Upcoming Motherwell , Confronto..

     

     

    tae the Stodgy.. 4 4 2.. which Neil, reverted tae … too late,seemingly.. in that Hibs . Fiasco.

     

     

    In Ma opinion. of course.

     

     

    Kojo

     

     

    Still.. Laughin’

  11. The Pantaloon Duck

     

     

     

    Ah, that explains it. Many thanks. I knew we couldn’t have so many left backs.

  12. Afternoon all and again a belated happy new year to all

     

    It’s no a holiday here is rainy englandshire so all updates gratefully received all we are getting is transfer window talk

     

    (Just announced Chelsea have triggered Dembabas release clause)

     

    And why is the Edinburgh derby on tomorrow not today??

     

    Here’s to three points and no injuries for the hoops

     

    Cheers M67

  13. Steinreignedsupreme on

    philvisreturns 14:13 on 2 January, 2013

     

     

    “Dundyvan is a People’s Republic. They’re not too keen on the divine right of Philvis down the Clock Bar. As a rule I avoid places with murals”

     

     

    You can easily win them over – a glass of Buckfast (2012 vintage) should suffice.

  14. Very good team, but it’s always a very good team at the moment, and I’d have preferred to see others in the starting line-up.

     

     

    Billed as 4-4-2 by the club on twitter, I think 3-4-1-2 would suit the defence, Sammi and Kris better.

  15. A shame that Ibrahim never made it in Lenny’s eyes.

     

     

    I had a feeling he might have been a good yin.

     

     

    Ah well……

     

     

     

    Today’s team looks the part.

     

     

    Gie’s some goals, Celtic.

     

     

    You know you want to.

  16. Just outside Paradise

     

     

    Never seen so many well hung*over* Celtic fans scampering for cover from the rain that

     

    raineth everyday.

     

     

    Hope we get an early goal.

  17. Ah wid hiv hid A Watt . Hoops Combo..

     

     

    Sammi, is STRICTLY..

     

     

    A European Tourney Player.

     

     

    He should be very Sparingly, in Tousy S.P.L Confrontos.

     

     

     

    Where he is Double.. Sometimes.. Triple Teamed..and is not allowed tae

     

    Get up Steam.. for his Left Wing Gallop… which he is Allowed tae Make..

     

    in Europeans Confrontations.

     

     

    He just disnae Shine..in Domestic Games..

     

     

    Again..

     

     

    In Ma Opinion.

     

     

    Kojo

     

     

    Still.. Laughin’

  18. philvisreturns on

    Steinreignedsupreme – You can easily win them over – a glass of Buckfast (2012 vintage) should suffice.

     

     

    I fear a mere glass of wreckin-the-hoose-juice would be just enough to pique their interest in vociferant revelry, but not enough to satiate it. (thumbsup)

  19. Afternoon bhoys from a sunkist hun free mountain.

     

     

    Shocking tackle from Black.

     

     

    No more will be said, he’s been booked.

     

     

    Decent looking team today.

     

     

    HH

  20. NatKnow - "We welcome the paper-chase..." on

    A Happy New Year to Paul67 and to all you excellent CQN-ers.

     

     

    Motherwell? This’ll be the New Year Derby game then..

     

     

    ‘Mon The Hoops! Intae their mince!!!

  21. Steinreignedsupreme on

    ‘GG 14:37 on 2 January, 2013

     

     

    “Footage if Ian Black tackle.

     

     

    http://youtu.be/Q0QJh1qbD4A

     

     

    “Alanmac continuing his sterling efforts in 2013”

     

     

    Shocking. So late it’s an early contender for the first ‘challenge’ of 2014.

     

     

    But football at that level is basically Sunday morning stuff – so we shouldn’t be too surprised.

     

     

    I seem to remember yer man Jelavic is familiar with Black’s type of game as well.

  22. IS IT NOT NICE ?

     

     

    To be be playing a team at the new year overseen by a rancid hun ……

     

     

     

    no wait !!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    dont be fooled murdewell will up there level today a nice early goal is needed to bat them down where they belong .

     

     

     

     

    if we score early 3/4 -0

     

     

    if we dont prepare for a nervey afternoon and a horrible early evening

  23. Must say I’m really pent up about the game today, haven’t felt as tense re an SPL game for ages. We really need the Bhoys to put on a show today with the winter break pending. O.K. Off I go to try and find a sausage..

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