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  1. Goooooooood Morning CQN

     

    Suppose I better get to work

     

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    Hail Hail

     

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    FtSFA

  2. Re Murtsy,

     

     

    I believe people are basically decent – and I’d bet he’s a fairly normal cove, thinking to himself – How the hell did we get here??? The messages being fed to him are mainly aimed at the mouth-breathers.

     

    He’s not daft enough to upset the peepl, and will have been briefed accordingly by the usual sleekitly efficient sources.

     

     

    When he is eventually introduced to the Marble -clad Hun Meeja Funicular it will all be played out as part of a Grand Plan, and doubtless the bold bhoy will be whisked off in a rather plush, new(ish) Audi having publicly declared his loyalty to the Berrs, Walter and Her MAJESTY……

     

     

    Next!

  3. Sandman @ 12.34

     

     

    Brilliant. Just brilliant!

     

     

    Happy Monday Timdom

     

     

    HH jamesgang

  4. So fat Sam Morrelos and methodone Nick ( Docherty) had a bust up in the tunnel.

     

    Halliday had a bust up with everyone in his dugout or Murty ( just because that’s whit Huns dae, start fights)

     

    Candyass goes aff shouting at someone in dugout or Murty and straight up the tunnel.

     

    Dressing room bust up apparently as well.

     

    Well I’m off to the shops to break a rule of mine by never buying a paper, going to buy 2 the day, do you think I will see any of the above in the papers????? Nah me neither …

     

    But I can laugh at their pain

  5. As I said just catching up here:

     

    Sandman brilliant at 12:24, very well put, you are very talented, I have read your scores/ game summarys for some time whilst lurking.

     

    DD may Flo’s soul rest in peace

     

    Weefrathetim I don’t know what operation/ procedure you are having but I hope all goes well and please keep posting, I for one love your posts of the old homestead. :)

     

     

    Anyone else who is having issues in their life, i will say a wee prayer later and stay strong YNWA

     

     

    D. :)

  6. Big Moussa showed great pace & strength yesterday all over the park he was immense & so powerful, I was transported back to the summer 1976 Olympics games & the famous words of David Coleman came to the fore when describing Alberto Jaunterino 400 m & 800 Gold medalist. Coleman could have been speaking about Moussa instead:) ” Dembele opens up his legs & shows his Class

  7. For anyone who normally gives the SMSM coverage a body-swerve, I thoroughly recommend bathing in their tears today. Most articles are full of indignation and rage at the ineptitude of their boyhood heroes.

     

     

    I believe it was Starry Plough who once said…We’re going to need a bigger Schadenfreude…

  8. Word of The Day (them on the park and off it …..)

     

     

    recrement

     

    /ˈrɛkrɪmənt/

     

    noun

     

    1. waste matter; refuse; dross

     

    2. any substance, such as bile, that is secreted from a part ofthe body and later reabsorbed instead of being excreted

     

     

    Derived Forms

     

    recremental, adjective

     

     

    Word Origin and History for recrement

     

    n.

     

    “dross, scum,” 1590s, from French récrément (mid-16c.) or directly from Latin recrementum, from re- (see re- ) + cernere “to sift, separate” (see crisis ).

     

     

     

    KTF

  9. DAVID66, morning david and all cqners, aint it good to be a tim, weefra hope all goes well, day off today so taking frankie and benny out for the day, probably a beach somewhere, anyway must dash hope cheeko is well hh.

  10. Gerryfaethebrig on

    School run completed, oldest step daughter drops the granddaughter off earlier “Grrry, is it got boring when you are always winning” just smiled, didn’t need to answer …. but couldn’t resist, “we have only beat this mob 8 times & 2 draws” :-)

     

     

    Still smiling CSC

  11. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    POGMATHONYAHUN

     

     

    If I may,a small correction. As an ex club,long gone the way of The Fabled Norwegian Blue*, I’d suggest they’re excrement.

     

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    *Take your pick from Berg or Flo.

  12. As I set off from Cumbria yesterday morning, I was actually dreading 14:30. Not because I was nervous about the match, rather that I was going to have to listen to the match on BBC 5 Live Sports Extra. I feared that I was going to have to suffer Club Deck Roddy’s commentary. In actual fact, it turned out that they were just using the Radio Scotland broadcast with commentary from Liam McLeod, Pat Bonner and Billy Dodds. When the game kicked off I almost thought to myself that I would prefer listening to the debenture man. My misgivings were misplaced. I found the Radio Scotland commentary very good. The comments were fair, the tactical analysis was actually quite interesting and best of all…they were absolutely slaughtering Sevco. Billy Dodds was incandescent at Murty’s midfield three sitting so deep that they may as well have been on the goal line. It really was rather funny.

     

     

    My only complaint about the commentary is that McLeod (as it turned out once I watched the game when I got home) was not very good at painting the picture of the actual play, i.e. the position on the pitch where play is taking place and how the ball was being moved. That’s a pretty fundamental flaw in a commentator. Then again, if you don’t actually watch the game it sounds good enough…

     

     

    My favourite part of the broadcast was how all the microphones were placed at the Celtic end. I mean, well, they must have been. I didn’t hear any sounds come out of the other end…

  13. Morelos has passed his cell by date, he’s been shite for weeks! Cummings or Miller.

     

     

    — MickAird (@MickAird123) April 16, 2018

  14. Good morning, woke up feeling rather smiley the day:)))

     

     

    Can’t think why…

     

     

    The press today will be a right hoot…

     

     

    Murtinho : Where did it all go wrong, from 0-0 draw hero to Hampden zero.

     

     

    Andy Halliday : My Secret Life as a Football Impersonator…

     

     

    Alfredo Morelos : I was heartbroken when the lads explained to me what a barrel of fa**ies was…

     

     

    Roberto “baggio” Dorrans : it’s hard to take when you see yourself on the big screen looking like a washed out has been.

     

     

    Ross “prospect” McCrory : I felt abused after my encounter with Moussa Dembele, he treated me like a throw away rag doll…

     

     

    HH

  15. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    POGMATHONYAHUN

     

     

    Haha,first-class!

     

     

    Btw,I was just being my usual irreverent self.

     

     

    Have you got the all-clear for Belfast?

  16. scullybhoy on 16th April 2018 9:29 am

     

     

    Morelos has passed his cell by date, he’s been shite for weeks! Cummings or Miller.

     

     

     

    — MickAird (@MickAird123) April 16, 2018

     

     

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    They want to put him in prison? That’s harsh…

  17. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    STARRYPLOUGH

     

     

    Worthy of SANDMAN,I can give no higher praise!

     

     

    I take it The Valley was a rocking Happy Valley yesterday.

  18. Imagine your a player at auchenhowie today. Going over the video analysis of your performance .

     

     

    How abject. How utterly hopeless.

     

     

    And in your head thinking we can never beat them . They are too good. Every player of theirs is better than ours. Their captain is the best player in the league and I get hurt when I try to hurt him.

     

     

    Their Scottish youths are the best in the country. Their French youths find different and creative ways to humiliate us.

     

     

    Their Australian is a magical scorer of goals.

     

     

    Their goalkeeper makes world class save.

     

     

    On their bench is six more players worth more than every other team in the league.

     

     

    And the realisation you need to play them again.

     

     

    Doc. I need a sick note.

     

     

    My raneritis is now developed into chronic espayolification.

  19. BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS

     

     

    You read Sandman’s ratings last night, superb, I was glad I was still up:))

     

     

    I was outside the house with Mini Starry after the game yesterday and the neighbours were commenting on my generally happy boat race and champion smile:))

     

     

    I posted yesterday morning we need to remove all hope from thems and reading their boards and their you tube post mortem, a lot of them have got it, there’s still the delusion few, Bring in Walter it’s all good, give him a archest it’s all good, Frank De Boer, warchest it’s all good but the undercurrent is a lot of them know how far behind us they are.

     

     

    One sage posted that he was glad we took our foot off the gas as it could have easily been seven or eight if we wanted to..

     

     

    To think I was a wee bit worried about this game..

     

     

    Hope yer well mate..

  20. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    POGMATHONYAHUN

     

     

    If Her Maj hasnae invited you back afterwards for a wee sesh,yer probably better off joining the troops in OUR colours!

  21. Alan Pattullo should win some sort of award for this paragraph:

     

     

    “The balloons that swirled and then gathered in the corner of the pitch in front of the main stand seemed to cause Celtic more problems than the opposition. They were at least loosely arranged in formation. Celtic goalkeeper Craig Gordon collected a cross in the 44th minute and there was some genuine debate about whether it was the first time he had touched the ball.”

     

     

    In fact he should be given early retirement on a generous pension. His career will only be downhill from here anyway.

  22. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

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    All good here,mate. Delighted to think of someone in Switzerland actually smiling!!!

     

     

    I hope Mini has been shown the highlights,got to get the “itch” into her.

  23. Ps

     

    Sandman@12.34

     

    Getting to the stage where the match hasn’t happened until I read your analysis-))).

     

    Pps

     

    Where’s Dena? Haven’t seen her on boat or blog.

     

    If you’re lurking, hope you and family well.

     

    HH We truly do live in great Celtic times.