Champions fixtures published, another chapter in weekend narrative

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Winning the league at Tynecastle, or against Aberdeen at Celtic Park, would both be acceptable. The one blot today’s fixture announcement threw up is the possibility that we could win the league while not playing, if Aberdeen fail against Motherwell, a game which kicks off after our match at Tynecastle has ended.

Whatever way it falls, securing five-in-a-row is surely now a matter of when, not if.

After ‘news’ that our chief executive could be a target for a relegation-threatened English club yesterday, our media have moved into the playing squad today. Is there a game coming up they’re worried about?

These transfer pieces are always available. Every club has records on literally hundreds of players. You can write a piece on any player, at any time, on tenuous information, they just happen to pop up at a convenient moment.

Still holding out for a love rat story before the weekend, or a reprisal of the ‘Refs let Scott Brown off the hook’ narrative.

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  1. GuyFawkesaforeverhero on

    Paul 67

     

     

    Has anyone identified the celebrity threesome involved in this Thursday’s Training Ground Bust-up at Lennoxtown? Crisis Celts cup plans in disarray, again!

  2. Summa of Sammi

     

     

    We are working on the site at the moment and have solutions in place to make the site much faster and remove these type of problems. We have identified issues that need to be sorted and are working through these on a parallel CQN site to see that they work before implementing here. Should be sorted in next few weeks and you should notice a big difference.

  3. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    The guns used in Thursday’s Training Ground Bust Up at Lennoxtown were supplied by Stokesey’s Da -FACT!

  4. This should do it…..

     

     

    ————————-C.Gordon———————-

     

     

    Lustig Boyata C.Mulgrew K.Tierney

     

     

    ————–Broony N.Bitton——————

     

     

    –P.Roberts S.Johansen T.Rogic–

     

     

    ——————-Griffiths———————

     

     

    Tactically, i think Johansen and Rogic should alternate, take turns of being central, and/or being wide left. That way they will be harder to mark, and big Tav at the back won’t know if its New Year or New York

  5. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    GUYFAWKESFOREVERAHERO

     

     

    Hints were given this morning on the last thread,though they may now have been removed.

     

     

    Of course,the story is widely known in the USA,but that’s Philadelphia Freedom for you…

  6. In the Parallel CQN site I am an admirer of Peter the Bonus collector, Dermott and the Board as they stand up for the Celtic fans in the face of all who look to demean us. Oh and we are the Estblishment club.

     

     

     

     

    MWD

  7. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    Chris Sutton believes that Ronny Deila is only fourteen Training Ground Bust Ups from the Sack- FACT!

  8. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    MWD- and in this parallel site are you sayin’ Nay, nay and thrice nay tae independence for the ole Bravehearts?

  9. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MOONBEAMSWD

     

     

    In a parallel universe,I still don’t like him.

  10. .

     

     

    Bobby..Twists..

     

     

    l Put $100 @ 11/1..on Danny Willet as Jordan Speith was walking to the 12th Tee..As it was a ‘Bet in Play’ Bet You normally have to Call them but on their New App you don’t Need to..

     

     

    You Ken what’s coming Next..

     

     

    Just like CQN..I Hit the Confirm Button..after about 30 Seconds it was still ‘Processing’ Bet..So i took a Screen Grab Pic..it was Still Processing about 4 Minutes Later when Speith had His Scuba Driving Club out..Ha..

     

     

    William Hill Australia decided to Suspend my Account sometime in-between Me Making the Deposit for the Bet ($100) and Placing the Bet..Which was about 45 Seconds in Total..

     

     

    After Numerous emails..and Phone calls they are Quoting a Anti Money Laundering Law..Ffs Australian Notes are Plastic You can Launder them In the Feckin Dishwasher if You wanted to..

     

     

    This is the Same Mob a Few Months ago l called to Bet a Yankee..Melbourne City to Win A-League..Dortmund for Europa..Munich for Champions League..l decided to have Germany for Euros as 4th Bet..as l have France in a Number of Bets..

     

     

    The Chat went like this..

     

     

    Aussie Numpty: ”Sorry You Can’t Bet Germany..Me: Why..? Aussie Numpty: Because…..Wait for it….If Dortmund and Munich Win that Means The Germans have a Good Team..”

     

     

    WTF

     

     

    l Bet Burnley for The Championship..Wish l had Noted down his Name..So l can call Him back to Thank Him if they All Stoat..;-))))

     

     

    Summa of StupidBookiesCSC

  11. GuyFawkesaforeverhero on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 12th April 2016 2:08 pm

     

     

    Appreciate your helpful, as a rule on the blog, generally. I wasn’t asking a genuine question there.

  12. BMCUWP

     

     

    Me tae but I thouight it being a Parallel something drastic would need to change.

     

     

    This was the least despicable thing my imagination came up with. Things I was tempted by were we played in Blue White and Red Hoops. See that is just way too far that. shoot me now!!!

     

     

    MWD

  13. —-

     

     

    Soooo, The Very Same Subversive Marxist Bolsheviks Oan This Sainted Blog…

     

     

    Who ‘Crucified’ Ol’ Kojo…

     

     

     

    Now Want Him ‘BEATIFIED’…!!!

     

     

     

    Mel Gibson Wull Be Wantin’ Tae Make A Film Aboot This ‘Episode’…

     

     

    “The Passions of KOJO”….

     

     

    Wi’ Maggie McGill As Mary Magdalene..

     

     

    An’ SFTB…

     

     

    As The High-Heid Pharisee.

     

     

    With The World Premiere At The George,Bellshill..?

     

     

    Thoughts….?

     

     

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  14. Donald when is it going to sink in with you that we don’t give a DUCK.

     

     

    Your Quacking aff your nut and if you keep Quacking up you are going to go quackers.

     

     

    Now go take your meds and give Kojo his ate the exact same time from the same spoon and same dosaage.

     

     

    Tara the noo Swinging Deceptor.

     

     

    MWD

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    Winning Captains..

     

     

    Thanks for the Prompt Reply..

     

     

    Parallel CQN..

     

     

    Hmmm..

     

     

    I Made a Table Today from a Slab of Timber in the form of a Parallelogram..with Rectangle Legs..l Should have Spoke to the Lady to see if She Likes Bespoke..;-)

     

     

    She said She trust My Taste..Ha

     

     

    Summa

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    MWD….

     

     

    Poor Spelling,Punctuation…

     

     

    & Grammar..!!

     

     

    You Are Clearly Paying The Price…

     

     

     

    For Your Parents’ Decision Not To Send You To A Catholic School..

     

     

     

    It’s That Auld Chestnut…

     

     

    Why Do Catholic Schools In Scotland..

     

     

    Generally Outperform Their Alternatives..?

     

     

    The Boffins Identified Corporate Spirit…

     

     

    As An Important Factor.

     

     

     

    Thoughts..?

     

     

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  17. whitedoghunch on

    RATS

     

    I kid you not as a student in Edinburgh we had a white rat called armageddon

     

     

    later

  18. Donald

     

     

    When you are free from talking to your sphincter to get the answers to your questions give me a shout and I’ll arrange a wee team to help extract your napper from your small intestine.

     

     

    MWD

  19. —–

     

     

    Ah’me Sure MWD’s “Alternative Tim Cookbook’…

     

     

    Had A Recipe For ‘Wee Armageddon’…

     

     

    HURRY….Purchase Your Own Copy At Poundland…

     

     

    For A Mere FIFTY-PENCE…

     

     

    While Stocks Last…

     

     

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  20. Summa

     

    I had major problems with CQN last year whilst trying to get online using an android.

     

    My data usage was increasing very rapidly using chrome even with an adblocker.

     

    With the new ads on the site pages would take an edge to reload because they would have to reload all the ad data every time.

     

    I tried an adblocker but that only partially helped. Still too much data to load especially if you are not in a wifi zone.

     

    In the end I changed browser. In my case Opera.

     

    Their data saving mode does not open download pictures or videos automatically so only a fraction of data gets used meaning the page loads faster.

     

    Hope that helps

     

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    nb Other browsers are also available

  21. And while you are up there Donald mind grab Kojo’s appendix. It is just past The Singing Detective’s large intestine. Good luck!

     

     

    MWD

  22. ——–

     

     

    Is REMEDIAL Punctuation Tutoring Available In Strathclyde..?

     

     

    Is There An ‘Age Limit’ For Clients..?

     

     

     

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    Enough…MWD!

     

     

  23. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    CLINK\O/ on 12TH APRIL 2016 10:56 AM

     

    16 Roads

     

     

    your posts this morning at 8.o5 and 8.13 are possibly the finest examples of internet trolling I am likely to see this week.

     

     

    Posts without relevence to any current discussion and designed to irk fellow Celtic supporters.

     

     

    Looks like you were successful in your aims.

     

     

    Happy now ?

     

     

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    Only the Communist division.

     

     

    I’ve read their propaganda and lies for years on here – and all the Anti-Christian diatribe that inevitably follows along.

     

     

    They are always a legitimate target for to annoy.

     

     

    Don’t you be worrying about it anyway – I very rarely post nowadays – but there’s always the chance that I’ll wind them up again, maybe in 3 weeks time.

     

     

    Obviously you just ignored and failed to address any of the issues – So I’m a troll now.

     

     

    Hypocrisy beyond belief.

     

     

    My views with regards to politics are mines and mines alone – I resent the fact that the far-left attempt to attach themselves to the football club, and use it for a vehicle for to espouse their nonsensical ideology – same if it were far-right politicos.

     

     

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    The Donald – Predicted what was going to happen even before it did.

     

     

    Mentioned Communism, and as if by magic – EL appeared.

     

     

    Like the worms do when ya fire a bucket of water on the grass on a summer’s day.

     

     

    I’ve defended that EL character manys the time before on here.

     

     

    EL knows all about the nefarious activities of the British Labour Party – the 25 Crew et all.

     

     

    He’s a nasty piece of work,like an oul alley cat – mostly harmless though – EL never going to show up anywhere.

     

     

    Be good.

     

     

    HH.

  24. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    This hun old firm poison is driving me insane.

     

    Cannot stand the bigot morons.

     

    Why anybody buys into the lie….i dont understand.

     

    Thats not football.

     

    Never in a million years.

     

    Rangers are deid….forever.

     

     

    Its not football….its bigoted cheating.

     

    I hope a meteorite smashes in to Hampdump on Friday.

     

    Cheating bigot bassas…burn in hell

  25. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    CQN is like that fancy dress shop that Mr Benn goes into every day.

     

    One day..an Astronaut

     

    Next day..A Cowboy

     

    Day after that…A CQN poster:)

     

     

     

    HH

  26. Hi Guys,

     

     

    bringing my little girl (age 7) up from England for her very first game, last of the season against Murderwell she has been pestering me for ages. anyway needed a block of 3 and I went on the website and have north stand area 407 row V, could have gotten these for Ross County too and it did say restricted view, does anyone know how bad it is or will we be fine? more worried about her to be honest.

     

     

    HH BBhoy

  27. the donald,

     

    moss the chemist in larkhall, along with Londis and the spice of life, have all had to change their livery colours from green, along with every green traffic light now protected with a metal gauze due to repeated distruction

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    CLINK\O/ on 12TH APRIL 2016 2:49 PM..

     

     

    Thanks for the Info..

     

     

    Chrome..Interesting as l use it even on My iPhone..

     

     

    Re; Increased Data..I Have just got a New Super fast Modem with Unlimited data..That was also why i was Curious at CQN taking a age to Load..

     

     

    About 5 Years ago l had to Use Mobile Broadband for about 9 Months because of the Area l was in..There is No way l could use the Current CQN as it would cost a Fortune..

     

     

    As l said Interesting as l Never thought about the Extra Data with all the Pics before..l know it does make the Page jump though..

     

     

    Summa

  29. BBhoy

     

     

    By Celtic’s definition restricted view means that one of the goalmouths can’t be seen.

  30. Geordie Munro on

    Bbhoy,

     

     

    I’m not sure how accurate it is but the Celtic ticketing site has a wee pair of binoculars on it and if you click on them after choosing seats it will show you the view from said seats.

     

     

    Restrictions in North stand are minimal though.

     

     

    Unless yer seated behind Jamesgang or an tearmann :)

     

     

    HH