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Lots of speculation over the weekend that we’ll see Craig Gordon in goal for Scotland and Fraser Forster in for England tomorrow night.  I’m claiming the two of them as ‘ours’.  Big Fraser was a great Celtic goalkeeper and professional.  He deserves one last curtain call on the pitch that made him.

I see Dick Advocaat completed his work with Serbia in less than half a season after their home defeat by Denmark on Friday and is now available for employment elsewhere.  The Serbs have carried some hurt after Denmark made-off with Euro 92, when one of Europe’s great teams were denied their stage by civil war.  The Danes were famously on the beach after being eliminated from the qualifying rounds by Yugoslavia before war in the Balkans opened the door for them to compete in, and win the tournament.

The last thing Serbian football fans deserved was to have Advocaat lead them.  The Dutchman left us with so many great memories.

Do you have Craig Whyte holed up in a safe house, as the formerly advertised Motherwell-born billionaire remains at large after a warrant was issued for his arrest on Friday?  If not, he’s perhaps gone feral and living in an outbuilding.

Check your shed, look behind the bins.  It might be an idea to leave some food out for him.  He may be disguised, there is no guarantee he’ll be wearing his Celtic scarf and Burton’s apparel, so stay alert.

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  1. BIG-CUP-WINNERS on

    The whole thing stinks. If you think about it for a minute, you will conclude it’s a set up.

     

     

    Fraud is a clever crime, carried out by clever people. Why would a fraudster get involved with one of the biggest, most public concerns, that the eyes of hunners of millions are trained on.

  2. Good afternoon, any news on the Gang of Four?

     

    PS Craigy Bhoy is hiding in a dookit up in the Cathkin braes, there are a half dozen Grouse Beaters from the Oasis on lookout for five O.

     

    I fear for him :(

  3. Burghbhoy

     

     

    I tried twice.

     

     

    Card is in date and there’s money in the account, but it’s been declined twice.

     

     

    I will try again when I get home.

     

     

    Cheers!

  4. The polis have lifted Craigy Bhoy!

     

     

    He was doing a Marty Feldman tribute act in a Monaco pub.

     

     

    (That’s no fur you youngsters)

  5. big-cup-winners

     

     

    15:08 on 17 November, 2014

     

    The whole thing stinks. If you think about it for a minute, you will conclude it’s a set up.

     

     

    Fraud is a clever crime, carried out by clever people. Why would a fraudster get involved with one of the biggest, most public concerns, that the eyes of hunners of millions are trained on.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

     

    That’s kind of along the path the guy at the Astrics Years said yesterday,(which I enjoyed very much) he said that the EBTs where a distraction, people didn’t get the bigger picture, when you see his docu. You will get what I mean.

  6. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Police Scotland article, from their site, note nothing about war rents being issued for anyone else or anyone else wanted for questioning.

     

     

    Four men arrested following Police Scotland operation

     

     

    Published 10:41

     

    Following a Police Scotland operation on Friday 14 November 2014, four men have been arrested and are presently detained in police custody in connection with the ongoing investigation into the alleged fraudulent acquisition of Rangers FC in 2011.

     

     

    Around 0600 hours officers from Police Scotland, assisted by officers from Thames Valley, Cheshire Police and Surrey Police attended at a number of addresses in England and detained four men. They have now been arrested and are currently detained in police custody.

     

     

    A 50 year-old man has been arrested in connection with alleged involvement in a fraudulent scheme to acquire Rangers FC and alleged offences in contravention of the Companies Act (2006).

     

     

    A 53 year-old man has been arrested in connection with alleged involvement in a fraudulent scheme to acquire Rangers FC and alleged attempt to pervert the course of justice.

     

     

    A 50 year-old man has been arrested in connection with alleged involvement in a fraudulent scheme to acquire Rangers FC and alleged attempt to pervert the course of justice

     

     

    A 49 year-old man has been arrested in connection with alleged involvement in a fraudulent scheme to acquire Rangers FC and alleged attempt to pervert the course of justice

     

     

    A report will be submitted to the Procurator Fiscal.

     

     

    Please note no further information is available.

     

     

    Nothing on the crown office site.

  7. Philbhoy

     

     

    15:16 on 17 November, 2014

     

     

    The polis have lifted Craigy Bhoy!

     

     

    He was doing a Marty Feldman tribute act in a Monaco pub.

     

     

    (That’s no fur you youngsters)

     

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    This post is discriminatory and I demand you make it more accessible to people who can stand up without groaning…

  8. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Fraudulent acquisition means Tinkerbell FC is stolen property, everything after that even will be null and void if accused are found guilty :oD))))

  9. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    Davidopolous

     

    I groan sitting down…..when I read one of Kev J`s posts 0:-)

     

    Cheerio,

     

    JJ

  10. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked

     

     

    15:25 on 17 November, 2014

     

     

    Davidopolous

     

    I groan sitting down…..when I read one of Kev J`s posts 0:-)

     

    Cheerio,

     

    JJ

     

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    cue comedy drum fill :)

  11. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    JJ..,

     

    Apparently not but that can’t be the case until a conviction is made on the fraudulent acquisition charges

  12. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire

     

     

    15:28 on 17 November, 2014

     

     

    JJ..,

     

    Apparently not but that can’t be the case until a conviction is made on the fraudulent acquisition charges

     

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    Franz Kafka would be proud of this story…

  13. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    Canamalar

     

    Thanks.

     

    Davis

     

    Kafka? Laurel and Hardy would be proud of it. Though I suppose The Trial gives Franz the edge.

  14. Honestly not in my lifetime, (well that comes to mind) has there ever been a more toxic club/company in any sport or organisation on this planet, it’s just unbelievable every week for almost three years now, stings, crooks, EBTs, a never ending line of board members, tens of millions of pounds unaccounted for, share price manipulation, season tickets money dissap earring, it goes on an on an on, someone at some point has to say, hey! Let’s cut the fekin crap here and get real.

  15. Zbyszek

     

    12:34 on

     

    17 November, 2014

     

    Advicaat fired , Ranieri fired by Greece and all signs say Capello will be fired by Russia too.

     

     

    All desperate to have a chance of managing the wonderboy,Lewis Mc Leod.

     

    Well,who would”nt?.

     

    By the way,Turkey has no extradition treaty with Britain.Know what A”m saying.Wink,wink.

  16. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    Tony

     

    Quite agree. In the past couple of years, there have probably been about twenty `events` at Ibrox which have warranted front page headlines. In Caledonia? Either ignored or glossed over. Dreadful.

     

     

    JJ

  17. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Meanwhile the Westminster Paedophile ring operates with impunity, is it any wonder the fraud continues from top down.

  18. !!Bada Bing!!

     

     

    15:44 on 17 November, 2014

     

     

    Embdae know a good CV template to download? Ta

     

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    A recent version of MS Word will have a lot of decent, modern style CV templates.

  19. South Of Tunis

     

    13:54 on

     

    17 November, 2014

     

    Elvis seen on the moon as Lord Lucan turned up for jokes after March ( 5,5 ).

     

     

    Off oot ———- vet man is here to castrate some unfortunate little piggies.

     

     

    Dont throw the bits away.Wrap some bacon round them and pass them off as “Pigs in blankets”on unsuspecting Xmas guests.

  20. IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!

     

     

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

     

    Fourteen fans arrested over trouble at Livingston v Rangers match

     

     

    Fourteen men have been arrested in connection with disorder at a Livingston v Rangers football match last month.

     

     

    The incident happened during the game at the Energy Assets Arena in Livingston on Saturday 4 October.

     

     

    Stewards tried to eject a drunk man from the South Stand, but other spectators attempted to prevent him being removed.

     

     

    The police’s violence reduction unit later arrested 14 males from Glasgow.

     

     

    Among them was two 14-year-olds, three 15-year-olds, three 16-year-olds, three 17-year-olds, an 18-year-old, a 19-year-old and a 49-year-old.

     

     

    All of these individuals will now be reported to the procurator fiscal and are being considered for Football Banning Orders.

     

     

    Insp Myles Marshall, of Police Scotland, said: “There is absolutely no place for disorder or any other criminal offences at football matches or any other sporting event.

     

     

    “Whenever these incidents occur we will work closely with partner agencies and other departments of Police Scotland to bring those responsible to justice.

     

     

    “Make no mistake, even if we do not apprehend offenders during a match, we will progress enquiries after full-time to identify those responsible for criminal activity and ensure they cannot commit further disorder at future matches.”

  21. bournesouprecipe on

    ‘With debt now approaching £80m in 2002, Murray stood down as chairman and handed over running of the club to John McClelland.

     

     

    He returned to the hot seat two years later to spearhead a £57m share issue, designed to wipe out a debt burden which had seen Rangers downsize their previous on-field ambitions.

     

     

    About £51m was raised from the share issue, but £50m of this was underwritten by Murray and effectively transferred off Rangers’ books into his company, Murray International Holdings (MIH).

     

     

    Perhaps realising the extent that Rangers had become a personal and financial drain, Murray announced in July 2006 that he was ready to sell the club. It would be some time, however, before he would find an exit.’

     

     

    PoundLand CSC

  22. Happy green bunny on

    Zico – maltese bhoy

     

     

    I am looking to book one of the Portomaso flats for a week in April. Would you know by any chance the daily cost for using the swimming and spa facilities at the Hilton ? Apologies for the random question.

     

    cheers

  23. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    BSR,

     

    And this was the only time the support could have saved them, victims my shiney white well buffed ass.

  24. did I ever mention what a braw braw time it is to be a Tim………….

     

     

    awfy braw

     

     

    oor hero is in a gilded cage singing his wee iphonitis oot! hehehehehe braw

  25. Craig Whyte will not be arrested until he can be spoken to and given a deal to keep his mouth shut.

     

    If Craig Whyte tells the truth it will be the biggest story in British sporting history and he will save his own neck.

     

    Why is David Murray not coming out applauding all of this after his duped comments?

     

    We all know the answer to that. He is bottling it if the true story is unveiled which puts him at the forefront of this mess. Whyte was duped by Murray and made to be the scape goat. He could not have imagined in a million years it would play out like this though and if he does not sing like a canary when picked up by the coppers he will be put away for a long time.

     

    I assume he is in talks to write his side of the story and will be picked up in due course once he is finished speaking with his lawyers in how to approach this situation. Once Craigy is picked up it will be time to open the popcorn and listen to this story. I just hope that the truth is laid bare because a lot of people are lying and one person spilling the beans and the whole story will come out. Mr Murray has done a fine job thus far through the media convincing them that Craif Whyte is a liar and duped him but Mr Whyte has all the emails and recorded phone calls. He can prove his part and everyone elses if he really wants to. Interesting times ahead.

     

     

    LB

  26. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Neustadt-braw,

     

    That’s my suspicion too, hence no warrant :)

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