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Lots of speculation over the weekend that we’ll see Craig Gordon in goal for Scotland and Fraser Forster in for England tomorrow night.  I’m claiming the two of them as ‘ours’.  Big Fraser was a great Celtic goalkeeper and professional.  He deserves one last curtain call on the pitch that made him.

I see Dick Advocaat completed his work with Serbia in less than half a season after their home defeat by Denmark on Friday and is now available for employment elsewhere.  The Serbs have carried some hurt after Denmark made-off with Euro 92, when one of Europe’s great teams were denied their stage by civil war.  The Danes were famously on the beach after being eliminated from the qualifying rounds by Yugoslavia before war in the Balkans opened the door for them to compete in, and win the tournament.

The last thing Serbian football fans deserved was to have Advocaat lead them.  The Dutchman left us with so many great memories.

Do you have Craig Whyte holed up in a safe house, as the formerly advertised Motherwell-born billionaire remains at large after a warrant was issued for his arrest on Friday?  If not, he’s perhaps gone feral and living in an outbuilding.

Check your shed, look behind the bins.  It might be an idea to leave some food out for him.  He may be disguised, there is no guarantee he’ll be wearing his Celtic scarf and Burton’s apparel, so stay alert.

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  1. sipsini

     

     

    17:55 on 17 November, 2014

     

     

    big-cup-winners,

     

     

    Just catching up, you wouldn’t happen to know who benefitted from the Dundde utd v newco game?

     

     

    Big hands did say all proceeds would go to charities.

     

     

    In his case charity begins at home….his home. HH

     

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    It went to an animal welfare charity that looks after donkeys in Northern France…

  2. I wish I could be there when the police finally catch up with Craig Whyte, if only to hear him utter the words, “Now maybe you can point me to the official statement that says there is a warrant out for me.”

  3. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Just a clown with no argument or info.

     

     

    You go on putting your faith in the SMSM, I prefer to wait for official info.

  4. zico-maltese bhoy @ 15:32 on 17 Nov

     

    Embramike where are u staying in Malta HH.

     

     

    Sorry zico – damn iPad.

     

     

    Staying in Sliema, Spinola Bay Area. What’s a decent pub for Scotland game tomorrow?

     

     

    Tried Dunbliners for Ireland game but a right mixed crew there. Any suggestions for a pint before I head back Thursday am? HH

  5. Happy Green Bunny

     

    Sorry for late reply,i have just seen your post.

     

    Have you stayed at Portomaso before ,very nice.

     

    Can you speak Russian by any chance.

     

    As for Hilton prices i will find out for you asap.HH.

  6. Just heard excert from radio it sounds like the 4 were showered in tooth enamel on leaving court.:-)

     

     

    HH

  7. Beginning to think that Nir Bitton is becoming a bit of an embarrassment .

     

    Just saw a photo of him posing with war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu after the Israel game.

     

     

    I know we welcome all to Celtic Park but that is just ridiculous

  8. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Burghbhoy

     

    he is the prime minister of his country.

     

     

    Celtic players met De valera in the 60’s

  9. BT

     

     

    He is however a war criminal , guilty of presiding over unbelievable atrocities.

     

    I guess probably Bitton had no option

  10. Asked outside the court today if he believed the four arrested would give up the location of his client, Craig Whyte’s lawyer answered, ‘One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.’

     

     

    Then Mr.Kobayashi left with a quick, courteous bow.

  11. Roll on Saturday 3pm and the Hooooooooooops.

     

    Ps

     

    Be careful in and around the Gallowgate tomorrow they “Chelsea” casuals are allegedly looking for trouble.

  12. What exactly is Roy Keane’s role with Ireland?

     

     

    I ask because having revisited TV footage of Scotland’s triumph, I noticed that immediately after the goal, O’Neill was very animated with Walford as they discussed what to do about the setback, while Keane sat stony-faced and twiddling his thumbs.

  13. WTF?

     

     

    On the news.

     

     

    ‘Lawyers representing Criag Whyte have agreed to pay liquidators of Rangers fc, £24 million’.

     

     

    He had the Ticketus money all along?

     

     

    LMFAO.

  14. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    That’s £24M big hands and the rest won’t get their big hands on :oD))))

     

    Now Craig whaurs ra deeds

  15. Wee Craig sitting on a huge pile of Hun dough for years. And using it to clear his arse from prosecution after probably culling a million or so for himself in interest.

     

     

    The cock-eyed, hunskelping wunderkind; I love him.

     

     

    Still LMFAO.

  16. Now that a £24 million complication to this whole farce, it even forced the BBC to say the word liquidators. I take it that the money now goes mainly to the government to pay for fines and unpaid tax?

  17. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Stairheed..,

     

    Think it goes into a pot until all possible monies recovered the divvied up between creditors a wee bit more than big hands offered :oD)))

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    From our hosts… “This server is continuing to experience a DDoS attack of a scale unprecedented in our 12+ year history.”

  19. hunskelper-agree,and they will sing like birds to save theirselves,Minty will be bricking it.On the blower to Findlay no doubt…….

  20. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    The police knew there would be a hostile reception and potentially even violence against people as yet un convicted, why was there no protection ?

  21. Good evening all.

     

     

    Withey leaving court……….

     

     

    @skysports_bryan: Former Rangers company secretary Gary Withey heckled by Rangers supporters as he left court. #SSNHQ shortly. http://t.co/D84vZdXBWP

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  22. Teuchter ár lá

     

    18:30 on

     

    17 November, 2014

     

    Hail Hail Hebcelt

     

    Yer secrets oot’ :-)

     

    ………………………………………….

     

    observing how uneven the slices are when being cut…I would say that steak knife isnae sharp on both edges ! tut tut tut :)

     

     

    braw observant ees I have :)

     

     

    braw

  23. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Praecepta,

     

    That’s covered by big hands money when he bought the stolen goods.

     

    £8M handed over £3M of that was to employ BDO for the investigation and liquidation, £5M to the creditors kitty. Least thats what I understood.