Chill your jets, excuse to fail

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Chill your jets.  Far better to win and score five goals in a preseason friendly than to lose, but these games are all about improving fitness, the score is the least important aspect. Notwithstanding that, I’m pleased Teemu Pukki showed some form in front of goal. I don’t think Celtic would stand in his way if he found a potential new employer, but if he remains with us this season, his pace is likely to sit comfortably with the Ronny Deila model.

After missing the bulk of the last two Champions League campaigns through injury and Brazilian diving, news that Scott Brown will miss an extended period as a consequence of his hamstring injury is a blow to club and player.

It could have been worse. Celtic lost Scott for the bulk of last season’s Champions League on 1 October, when they were unable to compensate by tweeking the squad. Expectations are we will be without the player until October and we are only nine days into the transfer window. Lots of time to ensure we are at full strength when the meaty part of the season starts.

Brazil players and Phil Scolari turned up for yesterday’s semifinal wearing Naymar caps in the absence of their star striker. Their Excuse To Fail – emblazoned across their foreheads. Literally!

Add to the mix what can only be described as inappropriately enthusiastic anthem singing, while holding up the no. 10 shirt of, let’s remember, another player, not a fallen war hero, and you have all the ingredients for cloudy and unstructured thinking, instead of focus and awareness.

I don’t doubt this was all well-meaning but it was amateurish naivety. Players should turn up to a stadium with their game plan dominating their minds, not lamenting the loss of their best hope, having been consumed by national pride, one of mankind’s enduring fallacies. The Brazilian FA should immediately sack Roy Hodgson Big Phil.

Has all this Tour de Yorkshire business put you in the mood to get the bike out? If you why don’t you sign up for the Cardenden Cycle, which this year takes place on 6 September. You cycle from Celtic Park to the grave of John Thomson in Cardenden, Fife, a 64 mile journey. Full details are here.

If your cycling days are over, they are looking for drivers and stewards… if you’re available.

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  1. 67 European Cup Winners

     

    15:27 on

     

    9 July, 2014

     

    RWE

     

    15:15 on

     

    9 July, 201

     

    Dear Sir apologise as i read back I see you are correcting your mistake – PS personnaly

     

    Im now bothired abuot spelling as lon as it can be read

     

     

    67ECW

     

     

    wel shpelt sir

     

     

    HH

  2. Kojo & Trad88

     

     

    Agree with you both.

     

    Kayal is a disappointment.

     

    He looks the part bit rarely plays the part.

     

    A player who has not fulfilled potential.

     

    Injury prone when he isn’t anonymous.

     

    Shows up in meaningless games then becomes the invisible man again.

     

    McGregor, Henderson, Johannsen, Biton, in before him.

     

    RD will prob use BK because of his experience (sic) though.

     

     

    Curiously, at the time we are exploring who to replace Brown, a concurrent thread bemoans his failure to do his stuff in last seasons CL.

     

     

    HH

  3. My big problem with kayal is that in 2 v 2 defensive situations when his guy passes the ball he follows the ball – leaving his man to run into space for an unchallenged 1-2.

     

     

    Straight off page 1 of the David Luiz Book of Defensive Positional Awareness volume 1.

     

     

    DoesMyNutInCSC

     

     

    HH jamesgang

  4. whitedoghunch on

    traditionalist88

     

     

    Michael Collins is a good pub and usually obliging with putting on the games.

     

    Give them a call in advance

  5. RWE

     

     

    Hiya,Pal..

     

     

    Broonie. …In Ma Opinion… Hiz .. IMPROVED.. No question.

     

     

    Howevahhhhhhh..

     

     

    HIs Improvement..hiz Only advanced Him tae the Stature of a JOURNEYMAN..

     

     

    It is a Serious Mistake tae No Realize That..

     

     

    Broonie, Fur Years wiz a Real Let Doon.. He Ran aboot n Threatened tae Bash the Opposition intae Submission.

     

     

    that Wiz his .. well. SCHTICK…

     

     

    n..is Still Is.. tae a Certain Extent..

     

     

    Sure, He has Improved ..but he is Still A Nickel Short o a Genuine Quarter!

     

     

    He is Not Ma Cup of Tea..

     

     

    Anyway.. it seems that He is the Beverage of Choice.. tae Lotsa Guys oan Here..

     

     

    But… He is No Mine.

     

     

    Ah am Actually Pleased that He wull No Feature in oor Preliminary Rounds..

     

     

    fur..

     

     

    We canny Afford Him..fur he is Too Much of A Hoat Heid..

     

     

    Not the Type tae Lead us , A-TALL… In Ma Opinion..

     

     

    Charlie Mulgrew wid Mak a Much mair Stable Captain…

     

     

    But..that is Ma Opinion of Broonie.. Unpopular? …It Ma Be…

     

     

    Kojo

     

    Still,Laughin’

  6. Afternoon awe

     

     

    Just an observation

     

    Our midfield is weak as piss

     

    Whit the bored up tae

     

    Broony is the only accomplished wan we huv

     

    Johansen very competant

     

    kayal Hit and miss

     

    Charlie ok if that’s our middle 3 im worried

     

    Anyone else share the same sentiment

     

    The lack of signings is shocking

     

    Even sevco have signed more players

     

     

    #wheresthemoneygone

  7. traditionalist88 on

    RWE, agreed – I am not as concerned as some about Browns injury, we have options for the midfield and guys like Lustig/Ambrose/Matthews are versatile.

     

     

    whitedoghunch, cheers!

     

     

    HH

  8. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    I had a terrible childhood.My mother and father were dwarfs…they struggled to put food on the table!

  9. Geordie Munro on

    Goalkeeper…sorted.

     

     

     

    Defence…..best it’s been in many a year

     

     

     

    So now that our forwards are scoring its the midfields turn to get it tight.

  10. Just in to say……

     

     

    jamesgang

     

     

    15:35 on 9 July, 2014

     

    _________________

     

    Chill mhan – chill.

     

     

    We’re now talking about a new ‘boosted’ Kayal

     

     

    not, the abandoned one after elbows assault on him.

     

     

    Neil said the day after the assault that – “it was a 50-50 tackle, no malice intended, just one of these things.”

     

     

    That told me that, Neil had begun to fold.

     

     

    Too scared to address his player being assaulted?

     

     

    Don’t forget, the assault on Kayal took place, just before

     

     

    Healys assault on James Forrest.

     

     

    Again – not a peep from the manager.

     

     

    Kayal was a dynamic monster in midfield when he made his return

     

     

    in the Sammi ne’erday game at ibrokes.

     

     

    Kayal stood up to ‘all’ of the hun thugs in ‘that’ game and

     

     

    sparked off the terrible abuse that Neil and his young family

     

     

    had to endure cos, the huns couldny contemplate Neil winning

     

     

    the title off the ‘myth’. imho

     

     

    The dynamic monster is still inside Kayal, it looks as though

     

     

    RD & JC are coaxing him oot tae play again. Surely thats a good

     

     

    thing but, cos sumdy like me is pointing it out…folk will look the other

     

     

    way and, miss a trick – to their cost. imho

     

     

    Only saying – Hail Hail

  11. !!Bada Bing!! on

    So a guy we signed to score goals,has started scoring goals? Let’s get rid of him ………….brilliant.

  12. jamesgang

     

     

    His decision making is suspect & he has a trait of trying to force himself in front of opponents then collapsing at the first contact. He falls with his arms outstretched appealing for a foul. Usually hes ignored, we’ve lost possession & he’s on his erchie.

     

     

    Cash in his ticket. Imho.

     

     

    HH

  13. Tricoloured Ribbon

     

     

     

    15:54 on 9 July, 2014

     

     

     

    I had a terrible childhood.My mother and father were dwarfs…they struggled to put food on the table

     

    ————–

     

    Magic

  14. charles kickham on

    Tricoloured Ribbon

     

     

    15:54 on 9 July, 2014

     

     

    I had a terrible childhood.My mother and father were dwarfs…they struggled to put food on the table!

     

     

    That’s a shame – were they just not up for it :-)

  15. traditionalist88 on

    !!Bada Bing!!

     

    16:03 on

     

    9 July, 2014

     

    So a guy we signed to score goals,has started scoring goals? Let’s get rid of him ………….brilliant.

     

    ====================

     

     

    Not sure I’d give the goals scored in these games too much weight to be honest. That said I think Pukki is worth another chance to show what he can do in the competitive matches. Takes up good positions and has a good shot on him.

     

     

    HH

  16. !!Bada Bing!! on

    traditionalist88-completely agree,the new style of play might suit him,but let’s sell him…..mmmmmmm HH

  17. traditionalist88 on

    !!Bada Bing!!

     

    16:09 on

     

    9 July, 2014

     

    traditionalist88-completely agree,the new style of play might suit him,but let’s sell him…..mmmmmmm HH

     

    ================

     

     

    Yeah, many other candidates to be sold ahead of him!

     

     

    HH

  18. Scott missed most of the CL last season because he attempted to kick an opponent that was on already on the ground with his back turned to him.

     

     

    As it is, I hope he makes a strong recovery, a huge player for Celtic imo.

  19. 67ECW & dena29

     

     

    Ackchally, ah wiz havin a poap at yon winning captains fella…who posted this

     

     

    winning captains 13:26 on 9 July, 2014

     

     

    IN-FORM Finnish frontman Teemu Pukki celebrated his first hat-trick for Celtic and warned: “We must do better.”

     

     

    Pukki was on fire against Austrians minnows LASK LInz in the Hoops’ 5-2 win on Tuesday.

     

     

    However, the former Schalke hitman, who also netted in the 1-1 draw against Rapid Vienna on the tour, insisted there is a lot more to come from the SPFL champions.

     

     

    The 24-year-old admitted: “The goals, of course, help my confidence and that is important for any striker.

     

     

    “I know I just have to keep going and working hard at my game.

     

     

    “The real games are coming soon, with KR Reykjavik next week, and I hope to be part of the first team and keep scoring goals.

     

     

    “But I think we still have a lot to do to be ready for the European Championship ties and the other games that follow.”

     

     

    Pukki, who cost £3million when ex-boss Neil Lennon signed him in August last year, also took time out to praise his team-mates for helping him claim his terrific threesome.

     

     

    He added: “My colleagues made it easy with good passes for me and I just had to put them in.

     

     

    “I was really pleased with the goals. I thought it was a good game, too.

     

     

    “Even after Liam Henderson was sent off, we still kept playing well and scored more goals.”

     

     

    Pukki, who claimed only seven goals from 26 appearances during the last campaign, could have fired himself into new manager Ronny Delia’s thoughts for the European tie in Finland on Tuesday.

     

     

    Delia said: “Teemu is a good goalscorer who understands football.

     

     

    “He is really showing that he wants to fight for the first 11.

     

     

    “Is he now high on my thoughts for Reykjavik? Of course, he is

     

    ……………………..

     

     

    pyoorlie a happenstancing opperchancity that use hid pit the same hing as well.

     

     

    yours

     

    teechers pet and pensil sharpener

     

    RWE or wee rrrs as the rest ca’ me.

  20. Ref kayal

     

     

    kevjungle – I would love you to be right on this. Nothing personal against the Bhoy.

     

     

    Rwe – I suspect you could be right

     

     

    HH jamesgang

  21. archdeaconsbench

     

     

    I’m loath to go anywhere near that place so is that stuff out elsewhere.

     

     

    Thanks for posting it though,

     

     

    HH

  22. tricoloured ribbon

     

     

    15:54 on 9 July, 2014

     

    I had a terrible childhood.My mother and father were dwarfs…they struggled to put food on the table!

     

     

    ———-

     

     

    Stats consistently show that taller people feature disproportionately in printed posts and earn higher average salaries.

     

     

    Sadly I’m a tall bassa who disproves that theory!

     

     

    I really feel for your plight and hope the reduced amount they had to spend on longer long trousers helped to offset this terrible disadvantage.

     

     

    ;-)

     

     

    HH jamesgang

  23. traditionalist88

     

     

    16:08 on 9 July, 2014

     

    _________________

     

    I’ve said for a long time on here that, Pukki & Balde

     

     

    were being badly managed and – they were. imho

     

     

    Balde being brought on for the last 5 mins more often

     

     

    than not, how can he be measured in that time?

     

     

    I’ve also, often asked – how many chances did the strikers get?

     

     

    Now, I know it’s only a couple of games but, if strikers arent getting

     

     

    chances – what are they being judged on?

     

     

    James Forrest was getting the ball with his back to goals with, two

     

     

    or three agricultural types waiting for him to turn?

     

     

    When Jinky played, he got the ball to run onto, plus, he had players

     

     

    in the midfield who would need watching, therefore not isolating Jinky

     

     

    as the ‘only’ threat and easier to gang-up on.

     

     

    McGeady suffered from the same set-up as JF – two fullbacks doubling

     

     

    up cos, they knew that celtic had nout to fear in midfield.

     

     

    The introduction of Stefan J has altered the chemistry in the midfield to

     

     

    being more dynamic as opposed to the, square passing p#sh that nulified

     

     

    any threat from the wings. imho

     

     

    The Ronnie guy seems to have ‘gunny’ Highway approach. I like that.

     

     

    RD & JC have a guid box of tricks – CSC

  24. Kojo

     

     

    He has improved imho and he seems to be the heartbeat of the locker room.

     

     

    I like him.

     

     

    I just don’t think we need to go and buy a new suit because we have a hole in our pocket.

     

     

    HH

  25. Tricoloured Ribbon 15:54 on 9 July, 2014

     

     

    I had a terrible childhood.My mother and father were dwarfs…they struggled to put food on the table!

     

     

    …………………

     

     

    First laugh of the day.

     

     

    Thanks.

  26. Rioskorrie

     

     

     

     

    14:04 on

     

     

    9 July, 2014

     

     

     

    Thanks. Was absolutely sure he was going to leave if Brazil didn’t win, but didn’t know what would happen if they did. Still not able to fully understand the commentators speaking in full flow, but will get there one day hopefully!

     

     

    You’re pretty lucky to have missed being here for that game imo. Really felt for my wife, she was pretty distraught. The people at the bar where we watched it, were literally gobsmacked. Thankfully my son is too young to understand anything that happened. Broke my heart seeing some of those kids crying on TV. Still don’t know what I am going to say to some of my mates when I see them later.

     

     

    Personally I would like to see Argentina win, but since that would make everyone here even more sad, I guess I hope the play Brazil in the 3rd place play off game, and Brazil win, might manage to cheer folk up a bit. ;-D

     

     

    Thanks again and safe journey back.

  27. traditionalist88 on

    KevJ

     

     

    I agree, never mind 5mins Balde was often brought on with 1/2 mins to go or in injury time – I could see the point if we were a goal up in an important game to waste time but very often the game was wrapped up. Felt for him a bit as what is he meant to do in that time? Lucky to get a touch of the ball!

     

     

    HH

  28. Tricoloured Ribbon

     

     

     

    That should be dwarves.

     

     

    Decent banter tho!

     

     

    LB

  29. RWE sorry that analogy makes absolutely no sense to me. The new suit (player) I get what on earth is the hole in the pocket?? I welcome your explanation to this dumb tcheuchter. Hail Hail Hebcelt

  30. Kevjungle @ 16.22

     

     

    That post is spot on. Esp the bit,

     

     

    traditionalist88

     

     

    16:08 on 9 July, 2014

     

    _________________

     

    I’ve said for a long time on here that, Pukki & Balde

     

     

    were being badly managed and – they were. imho

     

     

    Balde being brought on for the last 5 mins more often

     

     

    than not, how can he be measured in that time?

     

     

    I’ve also, often asked – how many chances did the strikers get?

     

     

    Now, I know it’s only a couple of games but, if strikers arent getting

     

     

    chances – what are they being judged on?

     

     

    James Forrest was getting the ball with his back to goals with, two

     

     

    or three agricultural types waiting for him to turn?

     

     

    When Jinky played, he got the ball to run onto, plus, he had players

     

     

    in the midfield who would need watching, therefore not isolating Jinky

     

     

    as the ‘only’ threat and easier to gang-up on.

     

     

    McGeady suffered from the same set-up as JF – two fullbacks doubling

     

     

    up cos, they knew that celtic had nout to fear in midfield.

     

     

    The introduction of Stefan J has altered the chemistry in the midfield to

     

     

    being more dynamic as opposed to the, square passing p#sh that nulified

     

     

    any threat from the wings. imho

     

     

    The Ronnie guy seems to have ‘gunny’ Highway approach. I like that.

     

     

    RD & JC have a guid box of tricks – CSC

     

     

    ——–

     

     

    Hear hear and HH to that!

     

     

    You’re on grand form today!

     

     

    Jamesgang

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