MAY I please make an impassioned plea to anyone with the capacity to understand simple English who is heading to Parkhead this evening labouring under the grossly misguided belief they have every right to spoil the occasion for all decent Celtic supporters?
Would you like do us all a monumental favour and stay away?
If you must indulge in your incendiary tendencies, go and find a spare piece of ground well away from the rest of the right-thinking public and abandon yourself to fire and flares until all your whims are wholly satisfied.
Then you can go home and catch up with events at The Queen Vic or The Rovers.
I’ll write it in bold capital letters if it helps.
IF YOU HAVE A FLARE FOR THE BIG OCCASION, STAY AWAY FROM CELTIC PARK.
The club have practically begged the pyro pillocks to think about the damage they are doing to the club.
Resignedly, manager Brendan Rodgers concedes these firebugs present a deaf ear to anything he says as he, too, pleads with these selfish, thoughtless characters to behave themselves like reasonable, caring human beings.
UEFA are closely monitoring events under the lights in the east end of Glasgow tonight when Bayern Munich come calling in what should be a rare old Euro tussle. An epic could be on the cards.
Celtic supporters will be allowed into the Allianz Arena on Tuesday for the second leg of the Champions League play-off encounter only after the threat of a blanket ban was lifted following a torch landing on the pitch at Villa Park last month.
You don’t need to be gifted the IQ of an Einstein to realise what will occur if some inconsiderate peabrain decides to make his worthless presence known this time around.
Let’s hope we are all talking about an illuminating occasion in Paradise after the final whistle against Harry Kane and Co. For all the right reasons.
If there is anyone who erroneously believes they have the right to disrupt proceedings with an absurdly self-indulgent act of senselessness, may I just send this little message I once read hanging on a wall in an Irish bar on Broadway?
BE GOOD
OR
BE GONE.
ALEX GORDON
