Doncaster beats No Surrender Longmuir

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The appointment of Neil Doncaster as chief executive of the newly formed Scottish Professional (sic) Football League was a forgone conclusion, No Surrender Longmuir was interviewed out of professional courtesy, and the clubs realised that the calibre of external candidates they would attract at the moment would be from the bottom of the corporate pile.  Frankly, a heavy hitter would not apply.

Now that Doncaster is freed from his previous preoccupation – trying to parachute a new club into top flight football – he can worry about his key performance indicators, bringing commercial income into the league.  If he can’t deliver a good deal, or scams a ‘Homecoming’-type deal, by pulling money already committed by a benefactor, like his pal along the corridor, we’re better off without him.

My thanks to Billy No’well for inviting me onto his podcast show, Desert Island Tims, available here.  I had great fun choosing material for the show and even more fun talking about Celtic, and life, with Billy.
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  1. I was feeling a bit annoyed this morning but I could not prevent a huge smile as I glanced at this morning’s soccer headlines and saw, “McCoist should be knighted.’ Oh, I feel so much better!

  2. Them auld double decker buses aye come in handy….upstairs and doonstairs full o folk in fancy costumes….loads a reek coming out the back of them…are they kept especially for days like this…..love to see them broken down on the motorways….whilst they stew inside…..maybe VOSA have been told to turn a blind eye to them….coatbridge will need fumigated

  3. Good morning all from a gloriously sunny Upton upon Severn.

     

     

    Lovely to wake up to the sounds of tweeting and not the bigoted sounds of the worlds largest gay pride parade.

  4. Estadio Nacional on

    South Of Tunis 10:26

     

     

    Seems like he is one to be developed…

     

     

     

    EN

  5. time for change on

    Cluj are exactly the correct type of opponent for us to play pre European qualifiers as were Ukrainian side the other night….both slightly ahead of us pre season so playing off the ball just as important.

     

     

    See Hooper might extend contract. ..great news

     

     

    Good to see the sun back today bbq methinks pre match. ..

     

     

    Well pleased for Andy Murray hope he does well in the final

     

     

    Hail Hail everyone

  6. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    Rentokil spokesman says they face one almighty challenge to restore the lovely town of Coatbridge to its beautiful and stench free self after today’s attack by thousand of sh*T spilling zombies!!

  7. Martinbhoy1967 on

    Good Morning from a warm and sunny Co.Antrim.

     

    Just a little ad for any CSC or individuals coming to Ireland for the Cliftonville game and travelling through Larne,the committee of St Comgalls Recreation Club would be happy to welcome you to their premises.There is safe parking for buses and they are willing to put on some entertainment if the numbers allow.Drinks are cheaper than you will find in Belfast and you are only half an hour away from solitude.Anyone interested can email me @ mwilson26@hotmail.co.uk.Hail Hail

  8. time for change on

    McCoist should be Knighted!!!!!

     

    Who wrote that nonsense…….

     

     

    On a week when his club admitted needing to let people go to he’s dumping players who answered his cry for help last year. …and demanding a bigger squad…..Knighthood. ….

     

     

    Pleased Longmuirs out of the loop….nit before

  9. got up early today as the circus was out in town….always an amusing site. I ventured to the local Morrisons for my supplies , just beating a musical ( ???) mish mash of bigotry,b.o. and belly stretched polyester into the car park.

     

    On the way out a daddy bear , aged about 40 and baby bear around 27`ish , were perched for support against the bus stop. I always choose my targets wisely and this was an open goal. They were bedecked in RFC strips of some era or other , I enquired “the ranjurs playing the day ? ” in my most gormeless manner ….”naw its furra walk ” says daddy bear….”Awright , ah wiz thinking the Ramsdens Cup started the day , no? ” says I and moved off smartish.

     

    God save Coatbridge.

  10. ArranmoreBhoyLXV11 on

    HH

     

     

    Brother EMIGRATING to Australia, right now. I m not at airport cos I d spend 3 days crying.. He does not do emotion..

     

     

    Brilliant – he just text, ” Cheers, speak soon”..

     

     

    That s that then…

     

     

     

    All you Oz CQNers take care of my wee bro( he s 42!)… Heading for a place called Woolongong to care for the elderly and sick! He s a saint…

     

     

     

    Bon voyage Bro…and yes… Soon.

     

     

     

     

    HH

  11. time for change on

    Big fingers oops!!!

     

    Not before he gave thatteam one last helping hand…

     

     

    Bit disturbed Doncaster still talking about Old Firm…..anyone got his e-mail address?

  12. South Of Tunis on

    Cluj

     

     

    Champions League 2012 /2013 .

     

     

    Beat Liberec –home and away .

     

    Beat Basel —-home and away .

     

    Beat Braga —–home and away .

     

    Got a draw at Galatasaray .

     

    Lost at home to Galatasaray .

     

    Lost 2-1 at home to Man United

     

    Beat Man United 1-0 at Old Trafford..

     

     

    No mugs . !

  13. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    topkat

     

     

    It always amazes me how all those double decker wrecks seem to appear at this time of year. I wonder how many of them wd pass a roadside safety test. Not that im really bothered!!

  14. time for change on

    Arranmorebhoylxv11

     

     

    He’ll be fine…..slightly jealous if him would do the same for sake of my kids….have family in Melbourne and Brisbane:-)

  15. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    Lily’s Grandpa. 0955

     

     

    Not a problem,bud. My Dad had a much more sheltered life,working in a plant which would have removed Ayrshire had it gone up!

     

     

    (DBBIA-no!)

     

     

    SIPSINI 1021

     

     

    I recall someone on here finding a Lambeg drum in a loft in which he was working.

     

     

    He put pinholes all round the skin!

  16. Kilbowie Kelt on

    time for change

     

     

    10:43 on 6 July, 2013

     

     

    McCoist should be Knighted!!!!!

     

    Who wrote that nonsense…….

     

    —————————————–

     

     

    Relax,…Relax.

     

     

    He actually said IGNITED.

  17. Jude not todat. Heading to the lovely wee town of moffatt to escape modern Scotland.

     

    Yer big pal andy donated a lisbon liins puc for last nights fr lamb 25th anniversary charity night un ksc.

  18. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    ArranmoreBhoyLXV11

     

    10:45 on

     

    6 July, 2013

     

     

    There used to be a fair number of guys from the “Gong” when I was involved with Sydney C.S.C.

     

    I suggest he gets in touch with them for some ethnic colour.

     

    Cheers.

  19. weet weet weet on

    Bognorbhouyle

     

     

    Macjay1for Neil Lennon

     

     

    Thanks guys,quality artist

     

     

    HH

  20. unionbearBhind on

    Good morning CQN

     

     

    brazil spot their talent early

     

     

    #PSG pic.twitter.com/ABt4GolBPE

  21. ArranmoreBhoyLXV11 on

    HH

     

     

    Timeforchange & Macjay thanks for advice.. Like that local expression ” the gong” – I can impress him with that..

     

     

    He ll be playing Aussie rules soon!

     

     

    HH

  22. martinbhoy1967

     

     

    I sailed into Larne last Saturday and the road works as you leave the port were a bloody nightmare , have they finished or are they still ongoing .

     

    Im travelling back from Donegal next Saturday ( 13th ) any info appreciated.

     

    HH

  23. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    bt

     

     

    Thats brill. Big Andy big heart btw.

     

     

     

    ps Put ur glessess on or put the light on!! <:o)

  24. South Of Tunis on

    Wow —–

     

     

    Wee item on Sicilian radio news ——-

     

     

    Amateur fitba match in Brazil .

     

     

    Player disputes a decision and then slaps the Ref .

     

     

    Ref pulls out a knife and fatally stabs the player .

     

     

    A wee group of spectators run on to the park , attack the Ref , fatally stab the Ref and then behead him . That done , they put the Ref’s head on a stake and planted the stake on the centre circle..

     

     

    Hard to believe / I Googled , it happened..

     

     

    Off oot !

  25. Once again – the Orange Walk may wakens you in Glasgow with that unique thumping offensive threatening drum in the distance like a band of Red Indians in an old Western.

     

     

    The antiquated drone of dead sound mingles with palour in the fresh Scottish air expounding love, humaneness, and compassion for all in a contemporary world.

     

     

    You only see them, in your minds eye due to a lifetime of caution, those drudging pavement poor people mingling with the Scottish cops – whats in their thoughts as they wave the cars by, or are they marching to the tune? as well , the embarrassed population go for the messages, skivvy past, and go about their business like normal civilised humans.

     

     

    ‘ It’ll die out son,”- said my ole man when i was seven

     

     

    Summertime city Saturday CSC