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  1. Scottish football is thinking of trialling ” the crossbar challenge “, hitting the post is also being considered to decide games . This law will only apply against Celtic

     

    😜

  2. The Blogger Formerly Known As GM on

    B78 – “ Def need Yang for his defensive shift vs Seb”.

     

     

    Agreed.

     

     

    However, I laughed last night when I went from having my head-in-hands as he did his traffic cone impression on the edge of our box to cheering him literally a minute later when he put the ball in the back of the net!

  3. glendalystonsils on

    LADTH

     

     

    I had to read that article a couple of times to see who ‘asked’ the hun fans to hold a minutes silence . According to thr DR it was the victim’s family . If you believe that you are past all hope .

     

    DR contacting the family to create an anti Celtic story before the biggest game of our season …. I could believe that , just as I could believe the DR simplt lying for the same reason . That rag is devoid of any moral decency.

  4. CELTIC MAC on 15TH AUGUST 2026 7:25 PM

     

    Oh dear Tounetki getting criticised on here

     

     

    fir no takin enough steroids

     

     

    That’s a first

     

     

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    Never saw that post. Who said he should take steroids.

     

     

    Saw Back to Basics say that he should spend more time in the Gym. That seemed very sensible advice to me. So who was the poster who told one of our players to take steroids?

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  6. glendalystonsils on

    TOSB

     

     

    Nobody said it . Apart from the one who falsely claimed that somebody said it and one or two others who piled in without checking for themselves .

  7. GLENDALYSTONSILS on 16TH AUGUST 2026 12:20 PM

     

    Rules are rules (whether they be good or bad rules) and we weren’t granted any ‘favours’at the second goal , just as DU weren’t penalised in any way. Both teams got the correct outcome under the rules . If DU had scored in identical circumstances , the goal would have stood

     

     

    Only those resenting Celtic scoring that goal are outraged .

     

     

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    I fully understand what you are saying and agree that we were not given any favours last night. I just think that the law is an ass when it comes to the hand ball rule. It seems to change too often and needs too much clarification.

     

     

    I’m delighted that we won the game. Glad to see so many posters recognise the need for a defensive midfielder. We need to get one in pronto. Get the agreement with the other club done first thing on Monday morning. Tell the player and his agent to get on the plane. Carry out the medical in London or Ross Hall. Agree terms. Register with SFA and UEFA before Tuesday night deadline. Simples.

  8. GLENDALYSTONSILS on 16TH AUGUST 2026 12:48 PM

     

    TOSB

     

     

     

    Nobody said it . Apart from the one who falsely claimed that somebody said it and one or two others who piled in without checking for themselves .

     

     

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    Yes, I know. I read back. I think someone needs to apologise and maybe some others too.

  9. glendalystonsils on

    TOSB

     

     

    Totally agree about the handball rule . It should be more black and white to avoid the kind of post match hysteria which tends to take away from the qualities of the match itself .

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  11. BsR and that other guy.

     

     

    For the avoidance of doubt time has not accelated. I have a bus pass not a key to the Tardis and was wandering around memory lane aka The Barras yesterday.

     

     

    Made £50 offloading toy cars.

  12. I’ve got more family in New York than I do in Scotland….all of them support Celtic and a lot of them would be able to tell you who scored for us yesterday so I sort of reciprocate and sort of support the Mets and the Giants.

     

    However I know some of us have an English team but I never have.

     

    However this year I will be cheering on…..

     

     

    Ipswich

     

    West Ham and

     

    Swansea.

     

     

    Just thought I would share that.

     

     

    StMirren surely must be worth a 10er at 15/2.

     

     

    Have a great Sunday and try n not laugh too much.

  13. lets all do the huddle on

    just looking at the electronic sign outisde the pavillion that says about upcoming shows.

     

     

    they are advertising a show called ‘the journey back’ written in red white and blue letters.

     

     

    i thought surely not?

     

     

    but just googled it, and sure enough it is about the new huns.

     

     

    looks like russell howard wont be the biggest comedy show on at the pavillion this month 😄

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  15. KICK-OFF

     

    published at 14:01 BST

     

    14:01 BST

     

    Away we go at Easter Road, Tynecastle

  16. lets all do the huddle on

    LADTH,

     

     

    It’ll be a short play then😁

     

     

     

     

    😄

     

     

    i really hope the ticket price is £16.90

     

     

    that would be the biggest laugh

  17. I heard the Huns have generously offered 90 minutes’ silence today, apart from occasionally chanting Hogh’s name.

  18. Celt 55

     

     

    Umbro big size.

     

     

    All ages.

     

     

    They were gathering dust on a shelf and I was giving them away but guy offered to pay.

     

     

    Its amazing what you can get around the stalls. I got a jar of very tasty honey infused with lemon ginger .

     

    The seller is a beekeeper and knows his stuff.

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  20. lets all do the huddle on 16th August 2026 12:32 pm

     

     

    the story on the DR site about a hun fan asking for a minutes silence today.

     

     

    i wont post the link obviously

     

     

    but there are no depths that the rancid huns and their media mouthpieces wont stoop to

     

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    I see their clinging to something that makes them feel better about themselves as a deeper sign of self loathing.

     

     

    Historically they “know” that their predecessors were stealers of land and lives (read To Hell and Barbados under Cromwell) and rather than admit their guilt they project it on to their victims because to admit it is too painful to bear.

     

     

    It softens their guilt on basis they are better than us and if that is not supported via football then by God they will cling to any other means of showing they are superior.

     

     

    Folk who do not carry guilt or admit reasons for it, have no need to use others to make them feel better about themselves.

  21. Gene on 16th August 2026 2:44 pm

     

    Auldhied

     

     

     

     

    Can she play defensive midfield.

     

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    Perhaps, but is more suited to thrusting forward .

  22. The huns taking an interest in abuse in this way is despicable enough – exploiting a tragic situation just out of hate for us. For a national newspaper to run with this as though the bigoted scum are social justice warriors is beneath contempt. This is a paper that should be utterly banished. Don’t buy, don’t click.

  23. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    Non football post.

     

     

    Please feel free to scroll by.

     

     

    Revised costs for 2 new prisons in Glasgow and Inverness.

     

     

    £1.2 billion.

     

     

    Total capacity created – 1,544

     

     

    Cost per “unit of capacity” – £777,000

     

     

    Let that sink in if you will – the cost of creating a space for ONE prisoner …

     

     

    (not the running cost mind)

     

     

    … is more than three-quarters of a million pounds

     

     

     

    PS – £1.2 billion is up from the original ROM costs of £150m.

     

     

    The Barlinnie replacement is currently pegged at £998.4m.

     

     

    (Clearly – someone, somewhere is trying hard to keep the cost under you know what)

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  25. bournesouprecipe on

    Sevco have reportedly applied to UEFA objecting to the colour green appearing anywhere on their kit should they qualify for the Conference League.

     

     

    An Ibrokes supremo stated that, should UEFA fail to back down, the club will invoke its tried and tested Larkhall Subway Sandwiches Clause.

     

     

    UEFA officials are said to be studying the small print.

     

     

    The Sunday Mason

  26. lets all do the huddle on

    Revised costs for 2 new prisons in Glasgow and Inverness.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    £1.2 billion.

     

     

    Total capacity created – 1,544

     

     

    Cost per “unit of capacity” – £777,000

     

     

    Let that sink in if you will – the cost of creating a space for ONE prisoner …

     

     

     

    there arent only going to be a total of 1,544 prisoners in the 2 jails in the lifetime of those jails so the stat doesnt really make any numerical sense.

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  28. MON,saying he does not expect any more signings before Wednesday,is a big worry.If he cannot see the need for at least one of our alleged targets,thats a bigger worry.Maybe not for Wednesday,but next Tuesday.Shame if we showed a bit of intent,then decided to halt at an important juncture.A shame,but no surprise.Our Board loves a gamble.Dont know why,their past record is shit.But,WTF do I know.

  29. lets all do the huddle on 16th August 2026 1:56 pm

     

    just looking at the electronic sign outisde the pavillion that says about upcoming shows.

     

     

     

    they are advertising a show called ‘the journey back’ written in red white and blue letters.

     

     

    i thought surely not?

     

    but just googled it, and sure enough it is about the new huns.

     

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    Hyacinth Bucket is playing the Glebe Park hedge

  30. Turkeybhoy – I am in line with the argument that we needed midfielders and full back cover in for the CL qualifier, but frankly, now it’s too late. No one realistically could come in now and fit into the team with barely any training sessions. We need to go with what we have. That’s why it’s Yang over Tounetki for me. He tracks back, can tackle, and will work his socks off. Not ideal, but we just need to get through these two games.

  31. Agree we urgently need a defensive midfielder, far too many times yesterday our captain was either caught in possession or gave the ball away in our own half when pressed to set up a opposition attack.

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  33. Tim Malone Will Tell on

    Just reading back and spotted Chairbhoys usual guff.

     

     

    I can categorically state that I peronally have never been any party to a converted campaign against Brendan Rodgers over the last 3 years.

     

     

    My criticism of BR arises from his conduct this time last year.

     

     

    If Chairbhoy or any other BR fanboy can give me a good explanation as to why Engels, Idah, Bernardo and McCowan sat on the bench Vs Kairat Almaty – with all BR’s associated talk around Honda Civics – then I might revise my opinion.

     

     

    P.S. I have also been critical of the ownership and structure at Celtic. Some of us are capable of having more than one thought. Try it some time.

  34. Auldheid on 16th August 2026 12:13 pm

     

     

    Re your comment on players position when receiving a pass. Real bugbear of mine is why so many passes go backwards or into the feet of a teammate rather than into the space in front for the player to run into. Takes the momentum out of play so often.

  35. I’m mystified , really

     

     

    The same players who, for some unknown reason are always being slagged off

     

     

    Nygren, Yang, Tounekti, Sclaes, why, just why

     

     

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