Gaol for the Rangers

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I hear regular reports that Our Hero is fastidious, clever, experienced and has expert legal advice on company rescue matters.  But I read (on Random Thoughts’ blog) that he doesn’t always take great care when filling out forms or doing paperwork.

Now he has a formidable foe on his case.  Alastair Johnston, the non-exec who may have been asleep at the wheel when Rangers FC PLC (in administration) were industriously working on schemes to avoid taxation, has written to the Crown Office asking them to investigate the acquisition of Rangers by Craig Whyte.  No Surrender Johnston, as he is knows in some parts, a sleeping giant of the sports industry, is awake and he’s darn irritated!

I love good irony.  Can you believe, he wrote to the CROWN Office!  Forces of the Crown are all over this situation already.  You have to wonder how deeply Her Majesty’s officers will delve now they’re on the case.

As anyone who has followed recent perjury trials in Scotland will know, not all alleged crimes are investigated, on occasion, action needs to be in the public interest, but you have to think that if our hero has failed to cross a t or dot an i, No Surrender Johnston will pursue Our Hero like the well-pensioned accountant he is.  If his suspicions are correct, I’m sure he will not rest until it’s Gaol for the Rangers miscreants.

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  1. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    PAULSATIM 1159

     

     

    Sair stuff,for sure.

     

     

    My gf first question after my explanation was “Does it smell like lager?”

     

     

    Another doomed relationship for the fella who just cannae find a dumb blonde……

  2. The Exiled Tim

     

     

    There will be redundancies, only they had to sell as many tickets as possible for Saturday, everything is spin until Saturday is over and the cash has been counted and put into Dunn & Phelps accounts. por cierto

  3. voguepunter says:

     

    17 February, 2012 at 12:16

     

    Two of my favourite words at the moment ,

     

    Timmy conspiracy.

     

     

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    I saw the Timmy Conspiracy once at the Ole Burns Howff. What a night of paranoid navel gazing that was……………………………………….

  4. Bhoys, amongst all the hilarity I feel that we are forgetting the feelings of an old man.

     

     

    Namely, Shir Shean Canary. Will he become a Celtic supporter again now that the horribles are going to go down the shwanny?

     

     

    Carefortheelderly CSC

  5. RobertTressell

     

     

    I did think the same, considering they said that their first priority was that the game went ahead this weekend, that is a strange thing to say imo.

     

     

    Things must be desperate if making sure a game goes ahead.

     

     

    If they can take in say 200k from gate money, that should pay their fees for a week or so.

     

     

    Still, they are sailing close enough to the wind.

  6. RobertTressell says:

     

    17 February, 2012 at 12:18

     

     

    Mhan,I regret that I am too young and

     

    have missed all those great nights ,in

     

    the Ole Burns Howffffffffff.

  7. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo says:

     

    17 February, 2012 at 12:09

     

     

    I know you know this!

     

     

    There is a full court press to blame Whyte and disassociate the actions of Whyte from the name of Rangers. Traynor predictably leads the charge on this – his performance on Newsnight and questions in the Admin’s presser (what a shambles they are btw) illustrate clear enough.

     

     

    We (the global timternet) must remain vigilant as there is no one else.

     

     

    HH

     

     

    TLK

  8. Rangers FC Ltd (in administration) Pub names

     

     

    The lauging Stock

     

    The Three Huns

     

    The Turd in Hand

     

    The collective noun of Tampons

     

    The Taxmans arms

     

    The Scam

     

     

    Lubo.