Trips to Inverness and Aberdeen offer the Celtic support travelling from the west of Scotland ample opportunity for the odd libation at early lunch stops along the way. As a result, recent seasons have seen enemies of our club set their recorders to capture every utterance from the famous Celtic away support, keen to grab an opportunity to expose and exploit anything which could possibility cause offence. These people are a bit like the National Viewers’ and Listeners Association, but with tattoos and a more libertarian take on profanity.
The ice cream and jelly show these guardians of public morals had to endure on Saturday would have caused ultimate distress. Ultimate, that was, until Sunday brought a new level of consciousness. And profanity.
It’s almost like everything is coming together for one side of the city while the other side is being Flushed Away. Like a horrible wee jobby.
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Paul67
See the huns that are reporting Celtic fans to the police,could they be called ‘Hobby Jobbies?’
When we last won the treble did we win the league before the split ?
Hail Hail
TheOriginalSadiesBhoy, yes, we’re normally more thesis than faeces on CQN.
MWD, indeed.
lynott67, good times. Remember to use the share facility, spread the joy.
craggy island, yuk.
Steinreignedsupreme, still, be they are more prevalent on our attackers than the NVLA.
jc2, never heard of him.
Honest Mistake, ha!
voguepunter, the short leash is about to be pulled.
I’ve never been Scott Brown’s biggest fan,but he is giving us the legs and energy required in the midfield.Seems to be maturing now.
Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:55
When we last won the treble did we win the league before the split ?
Yes Tommy Johnstone v St. Mirren
McNair is the greatest says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:59
I was at that game …. my memory !!!! embarrassing really
but thanks
Hail Hail
AWE NAW – 12 36 —-
Stronzo is indeed the Italian for turd.
Sicilians tend to use it when describing a person rather than the biological product ..
Just to confuse things Sicilian youths who want to do that I am really a hip hop dude from an American project thang use Stronzo when they want to say M——–R!..
The good lady S of T who hails from Padova greets the vile Berlusconi’s every TV appearance with —– Cagacazzo ! ———– I am told it translates as —
” May his male sexual organ produce excrement “
Lennondinho18 (@CelticNewsAtTen) says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:51
Tell him he’s 2 days late for game, and offer him some ice cream and jelly!
Lennon n Mc….Mjallby says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:55
Paul67
See the huns that are reporting Celtic fans to the police,could they be called ‘Hobby Jobbies?’
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What about the police……”Bobby jobbies?”
paul . i wish you would put more attention on the man who ridiculed and belittled us with his tenner for fiver jibe and many more. Everyone and their granny know the MBB is just a patsy , and indeed the laptop loyal are already turning on him , solely to deflect the attention away from you know who . . Thems were in this mess BEFORE the whyte knight rode into town , so dont let us do their work for them ,murrays the man who tried to destroy us , dont ever any tim out there forget that .
hail hail
JIMTIM
ps . Dont anyone be taken in by leckie,s piece today either , HE,S A HURTING OH YES HE IS ,.
If you listened to the BBC yesterday you would have thought that Rangers had totally changed their team over the season. look at the two teams below only three changes to the first 11:
• Rangers beat DUFC 3 – 1 to go 15 points clear in Nov
•
• 01 McGregor
• 02 Goian
• 05 Papac Booked
• 12 Wallace (Wylde – 32′ Dismissed )
• 16 Whittaker
• 18 Bocanegra
• 22 Bartley Booked
• 07 Edu
• 08 Davis
• 20 McKay (Bedoya – 74′ )
• 09 Jelavic
Substitutes
• 25 Alexander
• 04 Broadfoot
• 17 Ortiz
• 27 Wylde
• 21 Bedoya
• 10 Fleck
• 38 Hemmings
Rangers were beat by DUFC in the cup
• 01 McGregor
• 02 Goian Booked
• 05 Papac (Wylde – 69′ )
• 12 Wallace
• 18 Bocanegra
• 22 Bartley Booked
• 07 Edu Booked
• 08 Davis
• 19 Aluko Booked
• 24 Celik (Kerkar – 45′ )
• 15 Healy (Little – 60′ )
Substitutes
• 25 Alexander
• 06 McCulloch
• 27 Wylde
• 28 Kerkar
• 34 Little
Scatology is so adolescent.
Tee-hee.
Have you noticed all the Orcs are talking about Rugby today?
Lennondinho18 (@CelticNewsAtTen) says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:51
Chick Young on my train up to Inverness
Any messages for him?
Aye. Yer 2 days late ya wee toly!
South Of Tunis – Why do people hate on poor Berlusconi?
All he ever wanted to do was wear a captain’s hat and chase scantily-clad beautiful women around.
That’s about as good as it gets in Italian politics.
At least he was elected, unlike his successor, Mario Honecker or whatever his name is. (thumbsup)
SOT
LOL
With me being recognised as the paragon of virtue here on CQN and having it forcefully but unwillingly bestowed upon me by my fellow CQNers in my household we say
I´m away to make statues of huns
Hail Hail
South Of Tunis says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:00
Italians swear better, I have two Sicilian Mates here, there swearing is the funniest when you translate it!!
Not one article on NEWSNOW today dated the 6th February
Have they already given up ?
Hail Hail
Lennondinho18
That’ll be him heading up with a suitcase of video evidence for the Northern Constabulary.
:-)
Just smile and whistle Jelly & Ice Cream
MWD
What do you call a one eyed jobby?
Keek!,
Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:36
Answers a question for me. Youngest son plays Assassins Creed on the old X-box and he is always going on about “Stronzos”.
jimtim 13.03 A good post fella the man who put the poundland team firmly where they are today is Sir David Murray and if they are found guilty of tax evasion he should be strpped of his knighthood.H.H.
Paul
Just to say I sent you a message earlier. Can you help?
The mystery of where all the Rangers supporters were yesterday has been resolved. They were clearly at Stamford Bridge, booing Rio Ferdinand for having the temerity to be the older brother of a player allegedly racially abused by a Chelsea player.
They are dignified so they are allowed.
HH
TLK
Lennondinho18 (@CelticNewsAtTen) says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:51
Chick Young on my train up to Inverness
Ask him if he’s on his way up to Dingwall to report on Ross County’s home draw against Celtic later this afternoon!
And unwise choice of words there Paul, the juveniles will be all over it from now till doomsday.
Paul67
It might be like a horrible jobby to you but it’s Craig Whyte’s bread & butter! (c) Spike Milligan
From STV
Rangers are reportedly weighing up a move for Italian international striker Seiuno Stronzo .
The former Juventus striker seems left the club before the transfer window closed on January 31 and Rangers have been looking into the possibility of taking the player to Ibrox.
Italian newspaper La Ritardo Quotidiano has claimed that Rangers have a strong interest in the player but that have yet to make a firm offer, though they are likely to make their move in the next few days.
Stronzo, a proven goalscorer at club and international level, joined Juventus at the beginning of last season but, despite the player scoring 16 goals in 34 appearances for Juventus reserves he never played a first team game.
Eintracht’s start to their promotion campaign has seen them stutter at home, drawing three games and though they have won their three away fixtures, Gekas has only scored once, from the penalty spot.
In his most recent match, against Udinese, the striker was substituted after 84 minutes and refused to shake the hand of coach Lavabo Sporco as he left the field, fuelling speculation that he his time at the club is over.
‘flushed away like a horrible wee jobby’ –
PULL THE CHAIN, LENNY – PULL THE CHAIN!
starry plough —-
The quality of the swearing and the insult is often increased by the utter grammatical perfection of the language used. Recently heard a very elegantly dressed female saying this to another very elegantly dressed female —–
” I hope that all your future bowel movements have YO -YO like properties.”
pogmathonyahun – Assassins Creed is a vile game and Ubisoft will never get another penny from me.
I played it all the way through without initially realising the agenda of its creators.
At the start of the game it tells you it was created by a “multicultural” team of designers… which is a little odd (nearly every major game is made by at least 200 people these days so they’re all “multicultural”), but I thought… “OK…”
Then one of the characters turns out to be a nun-turned-prostitute who had a lengthy soliloquy about how her new religion of selling her body is so liberating compared to the evil, woman-hating, Catholic Church, or words to that effect.
I was like “Uh-huh…”
Then the climax of the game involves you murdering the Pope in the Sistine Chapel.
Then an alien creature in the form of a pagan goddess appears, warning you to “guard against The Cross”.
So it turns out that “multicultural” stuff was an excuse to pour scorn and hate on Catholics. Hard to imagine anybody would make a game inviting you to murder the Chief Rabbi…
They should have called it Huns Creed 2: The Legend Of Billy’s Lambeg.
(thumbsup)
philvisreturns_2 says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:17
Less of the advertising !!!
HAil Hail
come and join the rangers stronzo! we may be skint heading for the nackers yard with no chance of winning anything, but we’re got great fans and dignity in spades. Who in their right mind would sign for them now, there’s only so many sonso’s out there.
I remember a rangers fan boasting, rangers sponsor UNICEF, just wondering if they still do.
Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:16
Oh sh*t. That will now be the headlines on SSB tonight.
SSN, Boydy training with Killie? Eh? Eh? Eh???
Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo says:
6 February, 2012 at 12:30
They will have a set period to pay bills and then there will be late payment demands and then final demands. I worked as a cost accountant when I first left school and it was normal practice for us to hold back water payments and electricity until the final demand came in. It would be interesting to know if they are doing the same.
It’s clear they are struggling to pay everything else. They are however saving cash on the win bonuses!
LB
philvisreturns_2 says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:17
Thanks for that! It will be the last game that I will be buying from that crowd. I was totally unaware of it’s content. He is old enough to make up his own mind and his own purchases, but I will not be buying material from Ubisoft as a present again!!