JORDAN LARSSON, son of Celtic legend Henrik, has scoffed at ludicrous reports he is about to join Mark Warburton’s Ibrox side.
In actual fact the “story” came from a made up rumour on Kerrydale Street forum which was designed to embarrass any mainstream media hacks who lifted the story and annoy the Zombies.
What’s not to like about that?
Twitter picked up on the story, but the teenager, a massive Hoops fan, was quick to knock the notion out of the park.
Among the messages he retweeted yesterday were: “Best twitter transfer rumour of the silly season so far: Jordan Larsson going to Rangers (sic). haha love it!”
Some folk didn’t appreciate his remarks and Jordan tweeted: “No need for people to be offended or be offensive. It’s all in good fun and just a bit of banter. People need to chill.”
The 17-year-old Helsingborgs forward has scored five goals in 13 appearances for his Swedish club side and has also broken into the international Under-21 squad.
Feyenoord – one of his famous dad’s former teams – have already had him on trial.
Henrik, of course, became a hero with the Parkhead followers when he hammered in 242 goals during seven seasons at the club following his move from the Dutch outfit in 1997, bought by Wim Jansen for an absolute bargain at £650,000.
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