Legal term of the day: uttering

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Since Corinthians FC gave up the good fight football has largely been a brutish game.  Even those supporters, who are unable to raise a limb with anything approaching athletic guile, often talk a brutish game.  Now, in Scotland, the accountancy geeks are having their day.

The mere mention of the word ‘taxation’ has ears pricking up while the entire corporate accountancy system is now as much of the daily lexicon of football fans as the Laws of the Game.  I reckon the law geeks will have their day soon.

I’d never heard of the crime ‘uttering’ until yesterday, now it’s all I hear from my Edinburgh sources.  Uttering can broadly be defined as using a document you know to be forged.  Don’t worry, it has nothing to do with Our Hero, just an observation for you.

On other matters, still no word from the SFA on the scope of their investigation into Rangers, or the position of their president relating to this matter.  When respected mainstream journalists are making unchallenged assertions about improper registration of players, the SFA cannot choose to ignore these events.  We know they are aware of the allegations, we know the allegations relate to the period when the SFA president was involved with Rangers.  We just don’t know if the SFA are doing anything about them.  A statement confirming that no one is immune from investigation would be a start.

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  1. Hector is my hero on

    Billy Fudd just donated £1967 to the save our buns fund. He was going to donate £1690 but felt extra generouse after seeing Charlies brammer last night.

  2. seventyxseven 'gelee et glace' on

    We are two Hebridean spinsters who have had many ner Sabbath Days listening to the Gers on the wireless. We donated a shillin.

     

     

    Mony A Meikle

     

    Max A Muckle

  3. The savetherangers site is like a populist goebbels PR stunt designed to ease the morbid suicidal despair of the loyal loyal faithful…pure cognitive dissonance. It has no basis in hard empirical fact. Its a ruse concocted for the purposes of creating a collective calming affect amongst the unholy hordes. Its just another attempt to evade reality. Reality is BBBAAADDD…it tells the truth…it is the huns enemy, their kryptonite.

     

     

    Good night one & all

     

     

    All this fun and joy seems like a guilty pleasure

     

     

    At least to my catholic conscience… but long may it last.

     

     

    Need to grace my good lady with my presence

  4. celticrollercoaster says In Neil we trust on

    Pledgers

     

     

    If you do not set up an email account and verify your subscription, your hard work and donation will not count.

     

     

    HH

     

     

    CRC

  5. Paddy Gallagher on

    seventyxseven ‘gelee et glace’ says:

     

    23 February, 2012 at 20:27

     

     

    I used to date they two, but they went through the change! :-)

  6. Convinced the wife to head for bed and have an early night.

     

     

    I’ll hang on downstairs wae CQN:o)

  7. Houl yer wheest says:

     

    23 February, 2012 at 20:15

     

    Ron Bacardi says:

     

     

    23 February, 2012 at 19:27

     

    Thanks for that. Forwarded it to a friend in Portsmouth. he hadn’t known about it.

     

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    At the time I was working and living in Gosport (5 minute ferry crossing from Portsmouth), went to the match with another couple of ex-pat Celtic supporters, and it was great to see the Celts in action, especially Tommy Burns as I’d heard about him from my brothers back home

     

     

    Here’s a link to the Celtic wiki covering the match – http://www.thecelticwiki.com/page/1976-05-19%3A+Portsmouth+1-6+Celtic,+Friendly

  8. The Spirit of Arthur Lee on

    EDB

     

     

    Get your wife on and you go to your Bed

     

     

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

     

     

    Only kidding before you go aff on wan

     

     

    Love

  9. celticghirlanew on

    Paddy G should come with a health warning….

     

     

    Think I pulled a muscle laughing!

     

     

    HH

     

     

    Go Paddy!!!!

  10. ……Please, please, please Gordon……..can you start by ‘explaining’ it all to us….?

     

     

    We’re all ears!

  11. seventyxseven 'gelee et glace' on

    I worked in the kitchens at Ibrox and they laid me aff this afternoon. They said I had been stealing jelly and ice cream. I’ve donated the cost of a box of Broxy Bear ice lollies.

     

     

    Robin Chef

  12. Larsson and McStay on

    Hun on FF saying 862 pledges from CQN …….you guys are soooo generous…..

     

     

    When you’re on the savethedodgers.com follow the link to facebook site and theres some hun slagging off the Hun posterboy Mark Dingwall for diddling funds from the RST.

     

     

    Is it in there lizardlike genetic make up to steal…..on second thoughts no need to answer.

     

     

    Wouldn’t it be funny if Dingwall scammed them after Whytey……the party goes on and on and on and on

  13. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    Blantyrekev

     

     

    I went to night school with his mammys cousins boy during the war!!

  14. According to Grandmaster Suck, aka Dark Mingwall, the “Save Rangers” pledge total of 5.8million pounds does not include pledges by guffawing Celtic fans… His ingenious method to guard against such undignified prankstert behaviour is to “strip out data” and then strip out some more data “just to be safe”

     

     

    (That’ll be that 10k pledged by a “Mr B Madoff (C/O North Carolina Federal Penitaentiary)”, and the cash promised by numerous “Herr J. Ratzingers” and fellow Germans such as “Juergen Bankruppt” stripped out then).

     

     

    Good work Mr Suck! With financial geniuses such as yourself riding to the rescue on knackered old chargers, what can possibly go wrong?

     

     

    From FF…

     

     

    Originally Posted by scotts52

     

    How can you stop ra sellick fans from signing up? You must have some smart sellick fans out there that will look genuine?

     

     

    How about we worry about ourselves.

     

     

    They are insignificant and the figure above is a very conservative estimate after we have stripped out a lot of data – and then some just to be safe.

  15. Trossary Bhoy stands up for Neil Lennon on

    How do you view who has pledged to the save the huns website?

     

     

    Just made a pledge myself expecting to see all the other legit pledges ;-)

     

     

    Hail Hail TBhoy

  16. Paddy Gallagher on

    jamesdoleman says:

     

    23 February, 2012 at 20:32

     

    Interesting that “Independent site” saverangers.com is hosted by the same company as the club’s official site

     

     

    Just a coincidence I assume

     

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    How come the rangers news and the big issue have the same crosswords?

  17. Larsson and McStay on

    In keeping with how Our Hero builds his business empire is there any truth in the rumour that he’s started a newco called savetherangers.com and he’s asking for prospective investors to pledge some cash….

     

     

    Hope the huns dont confuse it with saverangers.com……oh wait a minute….which one is which ?….

  18. It’s brilliant how they have managed to raise ~6m in a few hours…considering they only raised ~£1m out of the proposed £56m in their last share issue.

  19. just pledged 3855, 1888+1967, and the idiots accept. My assumed name was William Carrot. They then are stupid enough to thank me for the pledge and not pass on for fear, I assume, that those awful tims will not use and abuse.

     

    So funny, yet sad at the same time.

  20. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    That wee prayer Chico does clearly works as he’s just scored for M U. Pity he wasnt allowed to do it at scrumpland this being the 21st century and that!!

  21. Glendalystonsils likes a mr whippy with his lime green jelly on

    If I pledge under the name William King ,do you think that sounds hunnish enough to get under their radar?

  22. The Spirit of Arthur Lee says:

     

    23 February, 2012 at 19:47

     

     

    10 cans of Stella delivered from Tesco along with other food items.

     

     

    5 Empty

     

     

    Raging

     

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    I suspect that RST chief Andy Kerr, has picked up a wee delivery job on the way back to Yorkshire.

     

     

     

     

    Have you pledged yet ?

  23. wonder how the ‘London Office’ is doing?

     

     

     

    *ring, ring*

     

     

    CLICK….Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  24. I’ve just pledged £5000.00 using a name of a hun I used to work with,he’ll cack is pants if anyone tells him, tight as a duck archie!

  25. Glendalystonsils likes a mr whippy with his lime green jelly on

    A generous pledge from Mr. William King of Orange County California.

     

    They’ll never suspect I’m a Tim!

  26. The Spirit of Arthur Lee on

    Gerry S

     

     

    I am getting a 5 can refund of £4.50 from Tesco

     

     

    And i pledged some extra points from my tesco clubcard as every point helps.

  27. Whoever said that darts is the sport of the poor man should think again. I mean why would Andy Fordham have donated 80 grand if he wasn’t minted?