My bet is on Kris

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It’s ‘get back on the horse’ time for Celtic tomorrow when they face Inverness at Celtic Park.  The Highlanders will arrive with a different type of momentum about them from the home team.  On their last outing Celtic conceded a league goal and lost a league game for the first time since before Jock Stein’s arrival in 1965*.  They are now out of all three cup competitions and have an unassailable 19 point lead in the league.  Talk in some places has already turned to giving the younger players an outing.

By contrast it’s all kicking off for Inverness, who humbled Hearts to reach the first Celtic Park final of the season, just two weeks away.  The excitement in Inverness is palpable.  Betting odds are seldom generous on Celtic at home but with all the sub-currents surrounding this one I’d prefer not to predict an outcome.

What we need to do is match the energy of Inverness and ensure our passing and movement remains crisp.

If you are tempted into a bet, don’t look past Kris Commons to get things moving.  He is our go-to guy when we’re looking for an ignition button.  Kris has been phenomenal in front of goal this season but he has failed to score in four outings.  The last time this happened was 51 weeks ago.  My bet is that he can’t wait to get on the field and put things right.

The outstanding Celtic Graves Society are breathing life into the memory of Peter Dowds, who played for Celtic from 1889.  Writing in 1936, Willie Maley wrote about Peter, “He did not find the ball.  Nothing so common.  It found him.”

A short ceremony will take place at Peter’s grave, at Abbey Cemetery, Elderslie, at 11:30 tomorrow.  If you live in the area or can make it along, please do so.  You will hear from Jim Craig and others, and get infused with our early history in a way you’ll never do sitting at a screen. Details here.

There is a little over two weeks to go before the CQteN St Patrick’s Night Dinner on Friday, 14 March, at the Kerrydale Suite, Celtic Park. The beneficiary of the night will be Kholoni Primary School, Malawi, where we will fund Mary’s Meals to build a kitchen for 1200 kids who currently don’t have meal facilities.

We have received some incredible assistance already, but you can get involved by ordering a personalised beanie hat, with your name on one side and CQN on the other.

Hats cost £15 each and if you order before 7 March you can collect yours at the CQteN Dinner. If you’re not attending the dinner (and why not?) the £15 will cover postage and packaging. If you ordered a Virtual Ticket, you’re personalised hat is part of your package. All profits go to the school kitchen.

Take a look at the front and back of the hats. To order, email hatfrompat@celticquicknews.co.uk with name, whether you are attending CQteN and address if not, and I’ll get your message to Pat.

*not totally accurate.

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  1. corkcelt- SUPPORTING THE DAM 5 on

    Just a brief lurk this am back later for the match. Had to post to say how much I liked gearoid’s post at 9.25. Totally agree with the sentiments expressed.

  2. A wee bit of sat. Mornin fun, to clear the air ;)

     

     

    A change from mahjong, sudoko and crosswords – have you seen these ?.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Something to do to keep those grey cells active!

     

     

     

    1.. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.

     

    ….What was the third child ‘s name?

     

     

    2.. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers

     

    …..What does he weigh?

     

     

    3.. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,

     

    …what was the highest mountain in the world?

     

     

    4.. How much dirt is there in a hole

     

    ….that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

     

     

    5.. What word in the English language

     

    ….is always spelled incorrectly?

     

     

    6.. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.

     

    …..How is this possible?

     

     

    7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.

     

    ….Why not?

     

     

    8.. What was the President ‘s name

     

    …in 1975?

     

     

    9.. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,

     

    …what place would you be in now?

     

     

    10. Which is correct to say,

     

    … “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of

     

    the egg is white”?

     

     

    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,

     

    ….how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

     

     

     

    Here are the Answers

     

     

    1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May.

     

    What was the third child ‘s name?

     

    Answer: Johnny of course

     

     

    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.

     

    What does he weigh?

     

    Answer: Meat.

     

     

    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

     

    Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.[You’re not very good at this are you?]

     

     

    4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

     

    Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

     

     

    5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

     

    Answer: Incorrectly

     

     

    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

     

    Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

     

     

    7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

     

    Answer: You can ‘t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

     

     

    8. What was the President ‘s name in 1975?

     

    Answer: Same as is it now – Barack Obama [Oh, come on! …. ]

     

     

    9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

     

    Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

     

     

    10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

     

    Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh!]

     

     

    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

     

    Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

     

     

     

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    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

     

     

    1) You can’t count your hair.

     

     

    2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.

     

     

    3) You can’t breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.

     

    Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

     

     

    Ten (10) Things I know about you.

     

     

    1) You are reading this.

     

     

    2) You are human.

     

     

    3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.

     

     

    4) You just attempted to do it.

     

     

    6) You are laughing at yourself.

     

     

    7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

     

     

    8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

     

     

    9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

     

     

    10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

     

     

     

    You have received this e-mail because I didn’t want to be alone in the idiot category.

  3. The booing of Fergus is the most shameful collective act by the Celtic support in my lifetime. The MSM loved it. A clap on the back to all who participated. Not!

  4. There was one thing I didn’t say in praise of fergus last night. He took on Darry, the SFA and the MSM over the cadete affair. That he won and that he won so spectacularly is to his eternal credit. It was probably the first time that the lid was lifted on the cheating and sectarianism. I remember at the time waiting on the debate around why Garry had acted the way he did (though we all knew). Not one media outlet had that debate. The closest they came was on radio Scotland where Richard Gordon said, astonishingly, that he didn’t even want to think about why Garry delayed the registration.

     

     

    That the CEO of the SFa had to resign over the matter should have been a national scandal and have sparked a debate on institutional sectarianism within Scotland,. But it didn’t.

     

     

    Here is my question for all of you. As I say it is to McCann external credit that he would not accept the behaviour of Farry and he fought on in spite of the forces ranged against him. But would our current custodians do the same?

  5. kitalba –

     

     

    I don’t keep cyber copies of everything you post. But as you openly admit to having s copy of everything I have ever posted, it shouldn’t be too hard to find my post to Micky where I apologised for you thinking he was me, and the abuse he suffered as a result. Shouldn’t be hard to find it in your wee pink scrap book.

     

     

    As for the friend of Paul67, have you forgotten the email he sent me telling me you had been stalking a friend of his, accusing him of being me? I still have a copy of that if you’d like me to post it again.

     

     

    I have posted as nothing but Tom, Tom McLaughlin and Gold Coast Tom for at least 2, maybe 3 years, yet still you bring this up.

     

     

    You also accused me of faking a heart attack. Oh of course, like the coward you are, you didn’t come right out and say it. You made a comment about how you drink regularly with the consultants in the Gold Coast Hospital coronary care unit, just a day after I was dischargef from there. Let me guess. You were hoping I’d say . . . Did I say Gold Coast Hospital? I meant Robina Hospital. Instead, I was forced to post my discharge papers on CQN.

     

     

    Well done for making me resort to that you heartless cretin.

  6. Vmhan…..

     

     

    Thanks, but it’s my wee girl’s birthday.

     

     

    She was posting under my ndb!

     

     

    Take care !

  7. Ger57. Sorry but I am going to have to say this again. Fergus let us all down in his last year in charge. He protected his investment. As I have repeatedly said it was the support who made his time here so successful and so profitable. But he effectively abandoned any notion of success or competing in that final year. THAT is why he was booed.

     

     

    I do agree that the MSM were doing what they always do with celtic. Both exaggerating bad news and making it up when it wasn’t there. Kelvins revisionism last night was beyond belief.

     

     

    I am looking forward to giving fergus a standing ovation. All that has unfolded since with the Huns and the SFA has shown what he and we were up against. So it’s only right. But I won’t forget what fergus did or didn’t do at the end of his time with us. It’s almost as if building from a position of strength is an anathema to celtic.

  8. Corkcelt a big HH and thanks for that. Up the Rebels ha.

     

    Vmhan. On the supporters bus one of our compatriots thought that the song went “Alfie had a hump but he’s alright now”. Much to our collective amusement.

     

    Quasimodo cfc.

  9. GCT& Kitalba

     

     

    You really didn’t need to post your sick note on a football blog.

     

     

    Everyone else on here believed you and wished you well.

     

     

    If I posted all my ailments on here it would be a long post.

     

     

    I’m not taking sides here but it seems you and Kit are just going over old, well trodden ground.

     

     

    Mibbe you should swap emails and discuss it in private.

     

     

    I really do wish you both well

  10. winning captains

     

     

    10:13 on 1 March, 2014

     

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    Dressing room banter I suspect WC, maybe Ceasar binned him for football reasons………. In any case “the song remains the same” :

     

    >)

  11. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    Philbhoy

     

    09:36 on

     

    1 March, 2014

     

    macjay1….

     

     

    Sorry,pal.

     

    I needed a wee break.

     

    I was a late starter in the parental stakes myself.

     

    Older than you,and still working!

     

    I still feel blessed.

  12. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Sannabhoy

     

    yes although you will be relieved to know it isn’t me..8)

  13. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    tonydonnelly67

     

    10:06 on

     

    1 March, 2014

     

     

    Mate.

     

    That`s like an exam paper.(Not Uni)

     

    Could you no ask them one at a time?

  14. Gold Coast Tom:

     

     

    As usual you make all these accusations and have nothing to back them up. Show me a post where I accused any Mickey of being you or pull your evil neck in. Now you just name the date and the place and I’ll be there.

  15. WARNING-horses named below will damage your bank balance

     

    my lucky 15

     

    shangani 3.50 newbury

     

    litigant 4.35 lingfield

     

    tistory 4.40 Doncaster

     

    mister jones 4.50 kelso

     

    running while at game hope they,re only disappointment today

     

    hail hail

  16. “You made a comment about how you drink regularly with the consultants in the Gold Coast Hospital coronary care unit, just a day after I was dischargef from there”

     

     

    Your lying again.

  17. ianinascoli

     

     

    09:26 on 1 March, 2014

     

     

    I agree about Dundee Utd, though I think their forwards do over elaborate.

     

     

    I know we as Celtic fans always want to sign classy opposition players who have a couple of good games, but I really think the left back Robertson is the real deal, and would be a great “project” for Danny McGrain to develop.

  18. philboy-

     

     

    It was precisely BECAUSE so many CQNers had wished me well that I felt it necessary to post my sick note, after such an allegation.

     

     

    This is positively my last post on this subject and I will now ignore the man.

     

     

    Onwards and upwards.

  19. sannabhoy and 2000 kids say hail hail to pablo’s family

     

     

    10:16 on 1 March, 2014

     

    BT. rl thanks. Will be be +1 ?

     

     

    bmcuw. Yes. Thanks

     

     

    Tony donnelly , has your account been hacked?

     

     

    sannabhoy

     

     

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    Don’t think so?

  20. Gold Coast Tom.mearlier you said that without DD there would be no Fergus? Please explain?