Newco goes into full regressive mode

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Football clubs find it difficult to maintain a positive brand image that not only helps its commercial imperative, but binds fans ever-closer and attracts new supporters.  There is always some idiot doing something idiotic that neither the club, nor the support as a whole, would even remotely tolerate.

As a consequence, fans across the country sigh at news reports when someone punches a horse, throws a bottle or generally behaves in a manner that defies the struggles their genetic make-up went through to be here today.  Darwin suggested it should not be this way, but here we are.

When a club’s name is associated with some random act of idiocy, a well-known script is followed.  Suspend the culprit and hope it is glossed-over by many, if not, publicly state disapproval while giving the obligatory “tiny minority” sop to the rest of the support, to let them know you have their back, whether it is a tiny minority or not, or even a minority.

Employee-transgressors are almost universally and immediately sacked.  The chef who got drunk and wrote someone on social media that would never be said sober, has supreme-d his last chicken at the club restaurant.

This is harsh, but them’s the rules.  Clubs want to attract everyone in the family, hospitality business and commercial partner spheres.  Negative publicity, however tenuous, has to be curated through the ‘What would Walt (Disney) Do?’ prism.

So when a club diverges from this path, you’re left wondering why?  Why would a club appoint a DUP councillor and Orangeman, inevitably with all of the baggage that world brings, as their public relations manager?

Today’s revelation in the Daily Record, that Newco’s new PR man, David Graham, referring to Celtic Park as “the piggery”, a few days after his “No surrender” video emerged, will surprise no one.  Do not blame a duck for quaking, material like this is inevitably going to seep out.

But why do Newco want to be represented like this?  Why challenge the modern sports business orthodoxy of appealing to families, high-value corporate spend and big ticket commercial deals?  There is a constituency that will always stay loyal to those with values they share, irrespective of football success or general competency in any other area.

They are circling the wagons ahead of a ‘business interruption event’, either that, or they are the stupidest of stupid people who ever made it through 250k years of largely progressive genetic selection.  No one sailing home on HMS Beagle could predict such a regressive wonder as this lot.

Wash your hands, isolate the vulnerable. If you are vulnerable and need food, shop at quiet times and do not touch your face until you wash your hands at home.  Most of us will get through this, but all of us need to act for those who might not.

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  1. I agree with Canalmar, be suspicious of many news oulets , from Reuters to Radio Shortbread. Fortunately there are many more news sources nowadays and we are discerning adults. I reckon Trump is a blue nose like Arnold Palmer was

  2. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Aipple,

     

    the exact same strategy to cheat Sanders last time is being used again

     

    https://tdmsresearch.com/

     

    Note, the exit polster Edison Research being reviewed, done the 2016 presidential exit polls and demonstrated the accuracy of exit polls to predict the winner.

     

    That the US declares foreign results fraudulent if they vary 2% from the exit poll is enough for them to impose sanctions declaring economic war on countries.

  3. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    I think we can conclude that America is no longer a democracy, only the deluded can possibly believe this.

     

    It is cleptocratic totalitarian state.

  4. On a lighter note………..the female of the species..

     

     

    9 days into our own self isolation…………Herself has just referred to me as

     

    “Eight Ace”……………….:)

     

     

    HH

     

     

    Viz CSC

  5. again on a lighter note………..

     

     

    when the virus outbreak began to gain ground – the missus arranged to have her hair cut and….. coloured…………a palaver that costs hundreds of yo-yo’s……….

     

    …and we live in the middle of nowhere.

     

    Heid-the-baw here, never bothered, not realising the seriousness of the situation.

     

     

    My growing tonsorial conundrum has me in a choice between the ” Pat Sharp”……”Billy Ray Cyrus” or “The Lionel Blair Cut”…………

     

     

    :0

     

     

    HH.

  6. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    TLT,

     

    Did you read the exit poll report?

     

    All voting records destroyed after first/only count in contravention of federal laws requiring the votes be retained/preserved for 22 months after vote. No objections from the state authorities, greatest democracy in the world eh.

     

    That was my case and conclusion, case for the prosecution rests :)

  7. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Bankiebhoy,

     

    the barbers were among the first businesses closed in China and here in the middle east.

  8. Bankie1… l was late to Viz…”Eight Ace” eludes my memory…would welcome an explanation…TIA

  9. Canamalar.

     

     

    Wikipedia, also known as the good Wiki, has lots online about the success of investigative journalists in meeting their maker. 

     

     

    In September, in the report Justice, the Committee to Protect Journalists repeated its conclusion that Russia was one of the deadliest countries in the world for journalists and added that it remains among the worst at solving their murders. Journalists died or were killed, the CPJ argued, because of the work they were doing and only one case has led to a partially successful prosecution.

     

     

    Stop telling me I base my views only on US Media. That isn’t an argument, that is a conspiracy theory argument. I’m sure if you Google “how do you argue with a conspiracy theorist” the return will be “don’t bother.” I should have heeded that. 

     

     

    Who the hell are TDMS? You need to stop with posting these sources as if they are gospel. More so here. Sources eh? We all have them. Messi to sign next week, ma sister saw this cousin at Morrisons.

     

     

    THELURKINTIM

     

     

    I have and he is no Bobby Sands. I’m sure Assange feels he is though. 

  10. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Mnuchin says nobody could have predicted how bad it could get ffs :0D)))

     

     

    and they are serious

  11. Eight Ace is a character from the Viz comic. He is an alcoholic who drinks “Ace” beer (eight cans for £1.49) and struggles to stay on the right side of his wife and many children as a consequence. Many of the strips involve Ace being entrusted with or somehow managing to acquire exactly £1.49 which he inevitably uses to buy “Eight Ace”. His real name has been mentioned as “Octavius Federidge Tinsworthy Ace”, the “Federidge” in his name being derived from the now-defunct Federation Brewery which brewed “Ace” lager.

  12. Cheers Pog…so Bankies wife enables him lol ;-))

     

     

    AIPPLE

     

     

    THELURKINTIM

     

    I have and he is no Bobby Sands. I’m sure Assange feels he is though.

     

     

    If there’s a crass comment of the year…you win hands down…whit a right wing cnut comment

  13. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Committee to Protect Journalists wow, an American billionaire owned NGO who’d a thunk it wonder where they get their stats eh, wonder who corroborates their stats eh

     

    This guy

     

    https://pando.com/2015/07/31/what-pierre-did-next/

     

     

    https://www.mintpressnews.com/pierre-omidyar-funding-of-pro-regime-change-networks-and-partnerships-with-cia-cutouts/255337/

     

     

    https://pando.com/2014/03/23/revealed-visitor-logs-show-full-extent-of-pierre-and-pamela-omidyars-cozy-white-house-ties/

     

     

    Aye very good, an extension of the well named NED.

     

     

    You really don’t do any investigation beyond supporting your misinformed opinions.

     

     

    As for your who the hell.. and gospel :0D)))

     

    are you serious after the shiney dirge you tried to use, flashy websites do not demonstrate investigation, whereas if you bother yer ass looking at what I have provided they cite and use verifiable information and sources. I notice that does not really register in your examples of credible outlets.

     

     

    I’ve noticed I’ve had to follow you round a few subjects and “debunk” a few on the way:) that we started with the hypocrisy of “experts”, former advisers criticizing the incumbents assault on the US constitution when they introduced mass surveillance and internationally criminal pre-emptive wars along with arbitrary murder of American citizens without due process. Apparently all well and good because Obama introduced it. But treatment of criminalizing whistle blowers was accepted except for Assange because he deserves all he gets in your opinion because you trust your sources more than you trust the UN or any independent sources. A position you obviously will not consider reviewing regardless of the evidence.

     

     

    We then discussed the information he published and when I provided with supporting information sources including MSM you veered off to the Russia is the source of all evil mantra of the US MSM with a mention you do your own fact checking.

     

    Now you come back o the Russia is the source of all evil using the tool of the CIA regime change branch NED, to support your assertion that Russian treatment of journalists is the worst in the world, a well known NED strategy.

     

    And finally from me you question a source that has provided information on election rigging against your own preferred candidate, that can all be checked with a little effort, that you obviously do not want to check. Can I say you do not like having to think about things that challenge your world view?

     

    That’s it from me, I enjoyed tonight, I had no idea about the existence of the Committee to Protect Journalists, who owned and funded them or their connection to NED, or that Pierre Omidyar financially contributes to CIA regime change projects. Its amazing what a little discussion and research an turn up eh :)

  14. LARKIN1907 on 22ND MARCH 2020 9:31 PM

     

    Watched ‘the English game’ on Netflix

     

     

     

     

     

     

    worth a watch?

     

     

    ———–

     

     

    i really enjoyed it

  15. Stivs…every schoolkid knows that to pretend to learn how to fly is to create a wingsuit out of their Parker, in a gale ;-))

  16. Melbourne Mick on

    Hello again all you young rebels.

     

     

    Reading back and a nice civilised discussion between AIPPLE and

     

    CANAMALAR, each of you have your opinion as we all have, and i

     

    respect both but only trust my own.

     

    State of Victoria now in complete lockdown, thinking of how the

     

    Italian people are dealing with it by singing to one another across

     

    the street from their balconies.

     

    There’s a coupla good tims across the gardens from me, maybe if

     

    i got up on my fence with my mooth organ we could have a social

     

    distancing party, and the rest of my neighbours luv the rebs, so it’s

     

    a no brainer.

     

    Moothy oot.

     

    H.H . Mick

  17. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Melborne Mick,

     

    Can I ask what you base your opinion on?

     

     

    I should say my opinion is subject to change depending on the evidence available, it has changed on numerous subjects, even on here when the evidence is provided and I’ve bothered to read and check it. Even against the urge to stick to my own pigheadedness, that’s embarrassing but always worth the effort and humble pie.

  18. MM…am loving yer updates on how yer coping with imposed isolation…sounds like yev got cabin Fever already lol ;-))

     

     

    verandasCSC

     

     

    H.H.

  19. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Anyroadup,

     

    time for bed said sleepy head

     

    time enough said slow

     

    put on the kettle said greedy guts, and we’ll eat before we go :)

     

     

    night all especially my new sparring partner Aipple, sleep well and keep you and yours safe, I need the exercise.

     

     

    hail hail

  20. Melbourne Mick on

    CANMAN

     

     

    As i said ” i respect both opinions ” and mine are based on life experiences.

     

    but personally i’d rather batter the rebs oot of my moothy.

     

    H.H . Mick

  21. Melbourne Mick on

    THE LURKIN TIM

     

     

    It’s murder, but getting lots of wee jobs done that the princess

     

    has been demanding for what seems years lol.

     

    Our young bhoys and ghirls are obviously getting restless

     

    as well , keep phoning me, ” when’s the fitba starting Mick ” they

     

    must think i’m in touch with the government. 8-))

     

    H.H . Mick

  22. MELBOURNE MICK 

     

     

    As we all should do, agreed. 

     

     

    That aside, so now I am right wing loon. Nice. Nothing further from the truth. 

     

     

    My sister has volunteered to teach and support NHS staffs kids while they work. 

     

    My father delivers food to the early.

     

    My wife mentors young abused kids.

     

     

    Right wing loon indeed. Resort to name calling.

     

     

    We need changes on the back of this, consensus, not arguments, help not fights. It’s times like these we need not go down rabbit holes and bigin’ up Putin and Assange.  If that is where your passion lies….. wire away. 

  23. Melbourne Mick on

    AIPPLE

     

     

    Understood, never seen the right wing loon stuff, but enjoyed

     

    your take on everything.

     

    And i have tremendous respect for your familys kind efforts

     

    during this crisis, and just maybe with people like minded we

     

    will all come out of this crisis to a better world.

     

    H.H . Mick

  24. Thank you to all the regular poster in this community.

     

     

    I am a social vegan (in that I avoid meet) and an avid lurker of this site.

     

     

    I spend my breakfast time scanning the posts of the previous day and it always helps to start my day off on the right foot…….

     

     

    Keep on keeping on and keep all your updates coming as I am sure I am not the only one that digest CQN in this way

     

     

    Also, some of the fights have been epic in the last month or so :D

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