The December issue of CQN Magazine has arrived! We have 116 pages material written for and by Celtic supporters. We cover 1254125 (hopefully a phrase you are already familiar with), and our newly fertile African territories. There is an excellent analysis of our perennial penalty problem with lots of articles from fans sharing their Celtic experiences.
………and we cover the Champions League in some style. The games against Barcelona, Spartak and Benfica are all given their place in our history while we look ahead at who we could face in the next round, and beyond!
It’s all there and available to read online for free, although you can sell some of your Sevco shares and pay to have a hard copy specifically crafted for you if you wish.
Before you read, we thought it might be helpful to give you a quick guide on how to use the magazine online…..
A QUICK USERS GUIDE TO GETTING THE MOST FROM CQN MAGAZINE ONLINE
When you see the magazine on CQN – don’t try to read it inside this graphic – click on the button at the bottom right hand side of the magazine which has two diagonal arrows. This will show you the magazine in full screen.
The first button on the left, a little arrow coming out of a box, allows you to SHARE the magazine. You can post to Facebook and Tweet the link on Twitter to spread the word!
The next button – this is the SEARCH function. Type in Barcelona and all the mentions in this edition will be displayed. The third button in from the top left – the next button takes you to RELATED publications. Here you can view all the back editions of CQN Magazine and all the related content we have loaded, including many of the documents in the past year.
The next button is for a Table of Contents but we don’t use this function so ignore that one.
Next along, with the downward pointing arrow is the DOWNLOAD button. If you want to download and read the PDF this is where to do it. The last button at the top left is the PRINT button – ideal if you want a hard copy of page or two.
Moving to the bottom left – we currently have the BUY CQN ANNUAL button.
Over to the bottom right hand corner and working from left to right – the first button has three parts, allowing you to read CQN magazine as a double page, or single or to scroll over the pages.
The next button along to the right, with the plus and minus signs – allows you to increase or decrease the size of the page on your screen – ideal for easy reading.
Next along is the page number, showing the left hand page number you are on from the total in the magazine, in the new issue that is 116 pages (More than double what it used to be incidentally!)
Next along is the button with the two arrows, pointing to left and to right. These allow you to turn the pages forward to the right and back to the left.
Next there is a volume button and finally the arrow we started on at the bottom right hand corner that allows you to view in full screen.
You can also turn pages by scrolling over the page corners. Inside the magazine you will find embedded videos – these can be watched on full screen. There are links to take you direct to advertisers’ websites and at the bottom right hand corner of all right hand editorial pages, to take you back to CQN. Some smaller images have a function that allows us to increase the size – so click on these smaller photographs and the size will increase on your page to give you a better look.
If you want to buy the print version of the magazine you can do so by clicking the Magcloud.com link on the cover or the contents page. Magcloud print a unique copy for you and ship from the US, so unfortunately it’s expensive. You’re vastly cheaper (and some would say better) to order the CQN Annual, which you can do from here.
Enjoy CQN Magazine’s December edition and many thanks to all who contributed!
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Citibhoy Shoulder to Shoulder with Neil Lennon
14:19 on
19 December, 2012
I know that the MMs are doing all the buying, I wasn’t too clear on that, as I was in the middle of something. I’m always happy to be corrected on this stuff though, as I’m a total amateur investor.
I wonder if any big sales might be done out of hours to make it slightly less obvious that some of the original investors are piling out (if that’s what they do).
so the scammers are back.
phone call just now from Indian person.
Hello Mr Saint Stivs, we are noticing a performance issue with your PC just now, and we can
get it fixed straight away.
oh says I, go on, tell me how you noticed that when the bloody thing isnt even switched on ………….
cut off.
so, be aware your Timternet bampot.
‘Eeee equals m c squared. Where thar’s muck thar’s brass. Thy knows am reet lad. Eh up’
Charles Einstein Green 2012
Last call for CQN ANNUALS to beat the Christmas posting deadline. Orders so far today from:
Shoreline, USA
Franklin, USA
Kempton Park, South Africa
Mandurah, Western Australia
France
Malmo
Dublin
Staines
Uddingston
Aylesbury
Bo’ness
Cambuslang
Banbridge
Alford
Glasgow (lots)
Hyde
Troon
Ardrossan
Crookston
Norwich
Kilsyth
Gourock
Cleland
Bathgate
Kilmarnock
Wimbledon
Lurgan
All on their way. One more trip to Post Office at 5pm so LAST ORDERS now please!
Here is the link to buy from the super efficient service from CQN…
http://www.eklektik.co.uk/
PS hope you enjoy the new issue of CQN Magazine…
Barcelona say they will make an announcement later on Wednesday following media reports concerning the health of head coach Tito Vilanova.
Vilanova had surgery to remove a cancerous tumour from a gland in his upper neck in November 2011.
Media reports in Spain suggest the 44-year-old has suffered a relapse.
Vilanova was Pep Guardiola’s assistant at the Nou Camp before replacing the former Spain midfielder, who has taken a sabbatical from football, in June.
Barcelona released a statement earlier on Wednesday announcing they had suspended all media activities. It provided no further detail and did not mention Vilanova.
It read: “Later [on Wednesday] the club will issue a further release. Until that time we will not make any announcement about this matter.
“We regret any inconvenience this decision may cause.”
Although of Jewish origins, ole clever clogs Albert Einstein is a product of the ole Kafflick Skool.
He joins Marie Curie in the list of those with more Nobel Prizes [1] than Antony Stokes [0].
DBBIA/Whizzforatoms CSC
Winning captain,
Are they still on sale in the barras
Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire
They sell to offshore companies who all of a sudden have a financial crisis and go bust.
got home last night and wife say, go to the post office tomorrow there is a parcel,
wonder what it is ?
oh, its mines, its my CQN annuals.
whit, she says, what age are you, a CQN annual, whits that all about.
Its about Celtic says I.
she then pipes in “its not them, they were delivered 2 days”
whit says I, why didnt you give me them.
cos i wanted to see your wee tremblin lip when you though they had missed xmas.
ya big wean.
women, they can be so cruel at times.
i ask again does anyone seriously believe that all this rule bending, breaking was done against our clubs knowledge and others?would our club and others just say ah well? people seriously need to look at the big picture here and it is very
big indeed in my opinion ofcourse, the reason why i have formed this opinion is the complete lack of action in calling for heads
from the so called authorities in all of this, by being members of these governing bodies we and others are complicit, some may not like this but as i have said being members makes us complicit, just as the old board members of rangers were complicit just by being members alone.
Despite all the speculation and hopes about likely opponents in the last 16, no-one to date has mentioned a critical part of our Champions League adventure.
Yes, the Panini stickers!
I’m swamped by doublers! Anyone wanting to swap some?
Asonofdan,
No doubt, but citibhoy has told us there are legit means too, I was just hoping to find out who were the legit agents
Philvis, I have a 1935 bullhead Bentley,complete with strap thingies for the bonnet and stuff. I believe it’s known as a “Blower” Bentley.However I don’t like the wire wheels. I ran over a flock of some peasant’s chickens the other day and it was the devil to get the feathers from the wire.My chauffeur Max is not happy about. Nor is the peasant.Aunt Maud sent me a pilot’s helmet complete with goggles for my birthday, and now the local peasant farmers are complaing that their cows are calving prematurely due to my appearance.I’m up before myself tomorrow(I am the local RM)and I would appreciate help from someone of your social standing.
Yours(with a firm manly handshake)
Muir Whyte-Green.
chuckles told the Daily Rectum: “Einstein A Go Go is related to Junior Agogo.”
Sell Sell Sell
Canamalar – there are a number of market making firms including Rangers own broker Cenkos… i dont have access from here but will see it later.
Share ramping (also known as ‘pump and dump’ and ‘book ramping’) is where criminals influence the share price of a company and then take advantage of it.
It is commonly done by bringing a company to the market with false expectations of its profitability.
Case example
Three British directors of an American mining operation deliberately concealed personal interest in a new share issue.
Two of the three guilty men were Board members of the mining company. Due to their professional involvement, they should have declared their personal stakes in the company when new shares were being issued on the London Stock Exchange – but they did not. The flotation was presented as a ‘chance to strike gold’. A consultancy firm produced an attractive report on the company’s prospects. However, the value of precious metals and base ore to be extracted from the mine workings at the company were overvalued and the shares soon tumbled in value.
The resulting gains made by the fraudsters out of the flotation, over £60 million, were hidden in an intricate network of offshore companies. This was only discovered during a raid on a Jersey accountancy firm.
A joint investigation between the SFO and the City of London Police followed. The paper trail, which had started in Jersey, led investigators to Hong Kong, New Zealand, Monaco, France, Switzerland and Canada as well as where the company was located in the USA, in order to unravel the ownership of a web of offshore companies.
The entire Sevco share issue smacks of a bolier room scam to me.
Here’s how they normally work:
Boiler room scams usually come out of the blue, with fraudsters cold-calling investors after taking their phone number from publicly available shareholder lists. But the high-pressure sales tactics can also come by email, post, word of mouth or at a seminar.
These share scams are sometimes advertised in newspapers, magazines or online as genuine investment opportunities.
You will often be told that you need to make a quick decision or miss out on the deal.
So in the case of Sevco they didn’t actually have to cold-call anyone as they had a captive (record breaking ) audience just waiting to be conned, sorry I mean invest.
They’ve had the MSM both written, TV and radio doing the part which talks it up as being genuine and legit so that was covered too.
And finally they also completed the last part of the con by pushing it through before the end of December.
So that’s all boxes ticked so what does it mean to the poor schmucks who were conned.
Well…. it’s likely they will be left with a worthless investment.
Hahahahahaha….hahahahahaha…hahahahahahaha
Oh jeez my sides!!!!
HH
/Bishop B
Citibhoy,
Cheers
Sonofdan,
You think the city police might be interested in today’s floatation ?
Beginning to think Paul has taken a vow of silence on all things Green and Govan. After months of regular postings on the goings on over there I sense a detemination now to say . . .nothing.
Like RTC said, they got most calls right except the one that mattered.
Best to focus on all things Celtic and forget about them would seem to be the new mantra.
Nearly crashed the car when Challs said £10 mil was for Sally for players…….
Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire
Not at all, I am sure it all above board and done for having a love of the rangers…
Green was involved in a similar scheme recently with some sports promotion company recently, where he and a few of his pals cleaned out a profit making company within a couple of years, I see this being a similar scam, all compliant with city rules.
denaibhoy,
The RTC call could still come to pass
Recently too as well :o)
Price up or down, a Herald report suggest that THEY cannot flog shares for eighteen months.
deniabhoy,
Come to think about it that appeal decision should be available in the next couple of days no ?
saint stivs
14:43 on 19 December, 2012
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Ha! Those Port lassies can be devilish cruel, having said that I widnae part with mine for a ……. Well mibbee another Cqn annual :>)
danso_1888
14:45 on 19 December, 2012
Pretty fair comment if you ask me
philvis, caro mio!
Apologies for the tardiness in replying to your post addressed to my goodself.
Cocktails at the local ‘Cipriani’ you understand.
I do not wear gloves for driving – but Massimo my driver does.
Never tried a pipe – well I did on several occassions when I lived in Mexico for six months in the late 70s. If I remember correctly I had a wonderful time.
Off out again for more cocktails – this time of year is an endless swirl of social engagments!
Toodle pip!!
HH!!
Quonno,
They are trading today, so not sure how anyone can be prohibited from trading when the market starts trading unless their trading is suspended
richie
13:05 on
19 December, 2012
to clarify…the scum who assaulted NFL have failed in their appeal to have the guilty verdicts overturned.
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Richie,
According to BBC website their appeal for bail has been turned down not their appeal against the verdict, at is still being considered.
Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire
Yes CQN ANNUAL is still available at Timland opposite Barrowlands. The Irish CSCs where in there at the weekend buying up stocks so think they will sell out this weekend.
Vmhan
15:02 on
19 December, 2012
saint stivs
14:43 on 19 December, 2012
…………
Ha! Those Port lassies can be devilish cruel, having said that I widnae part with mine for a ……. Well mibbee another Cqn annual :>)
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i cracked a joke on the way home the other night, and her and kiddo oh both piped in with
“will you post that on CQN eh dad, eh”
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i think i caught a mention your bhoy is home from Oz ? and you off on hollybags allready, enjoy it. cheers.
i am not having a go for the sake of it, but through out all of this farce i have never once heard a call from other clubs publicly call for heads to roll in all of this even mr ebt man
himself why?
Neil Canamalar – Not having a go at Paul. I believe he and RTC were right in pretty much everything they said. But the appeal went the other way and I am guessing they might be choosing to stay clear of that topic for now. We all (pretty much) crowed that they would be hung out to dry and we were all wrong – at least for now.
Rangers/Sevco seem to defy the old saying that Justice will Prevail. In our world they no longer exist, but there they are – playing at Ibrox, playing in blue, calling themselves rangers, debt free and raising money on the markets.
They are like “He who must not be named” in the Harry Potter books. No matter how often you think he’s dead, he keeps coming back.
danso…,
I thought some sfl clubs asked for a vote of no confidence during the meeting to allow them entry to the sfl ?
Winning captains!
Cheers
Quonno,
Just read something that backs up your thoughts
Green has a 12 month lock-in and a further 6 month orderly market restriction
By ecojon on scotslawthoughts.
A free sevco share in every specially marked packet of honeynut Cheatos, the breakfast of Galacto- diddies.