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  1. Saint Stivs says SACK THE BOARD on

    Wits.

     

     

    Not getting over bud. Would love to. But family duties keep me here.

  2. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    Cowiebhoy – Peader Kearney’s is a magic pub, bookies next door which is handy – small enough place, always good live bands playing though.

     

     

    See all different currency from all over the world nailed to the bar – didn’t notice any Scotland notes mind you!

     

    HH.

  3. —-

     

     

    Poor Ernie…

     

     

    We blame his Marxist Indoctrination..

     

     

    He was taught that cats are just the pampered playthings of the Indolent Bourgeoisie….

     

     

    Class Enemies…

     

     

    But WORSE than that….!

     

     

    They are Informers who can ‘read your mind’…..

     

     

    Comrade ‘Cambuslang’ told him ALL about Cat’s ‘Special Powers’ that they learned him doon the Poly…

     

     

    One night in the Brazen Heid…

     

     

    While they were knocking back the Babychams….

     

     

    And there was frost on the window panes…

     

     

    Cats are EVIL CAPITALIST BEES…

     

     

    And MUST be Destroyed !

     

     

     

    —–

  4. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MELBOURNE MICK

     

     

    Kwalityman!!!!

     

     

    (With grateful thanks to Estadio. A pleasure to have him back,no matter what he calls himself now!)

  5. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    PETEC

     

     

    Indeed,bud. But he’s still Estadio,teller of tales.

  6. Singing Dick Donald

     

     

    See answer to question 4 – as all real men know- the answer is always C:-

     

     

    1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth. You are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device capable of curing all diseases, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence everywhere on Earth. You decide to:

     

     

    A. Present it to the President of the United States.

     

    B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.

     

    C. Take it apart.

     

     

    2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?

     

     

    A. Innocence.

     

    B. Idealism.

     

    C. Cherry bombs.

     

     

    3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

     

     

    A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.

     

    B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)

     

    C. When he’s your brother and you’re Al Pacino and it’s the only fair way to tell him that, for purely business reasons, you’re gonna have him whacked.

     

     

    4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

     

     

    A. A cat.

     

    B. A dog.

     

    C. A dog that eats cats.

     

     

    5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She’s attractive, intelligent and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are relaxing; you’re watching a football game, she’s reading the papers. Suddenly, out of the blue, she tells you that she loves you and can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is heading. She says she’s not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that the two of you have a future together. What is your response?

     

     

    A. “I sincerely believe that the two of us do have a future, but I don’t want to rush things.

     

    B. “Although I have strong feelings for you, too, I can’t honestly say when I’ll be ready to make a lasting commitment and I don’t want to hurt you by holding out false hope.”

     

    C. “I can’t believe the Broncos ran a draw play on third and seventeen!”

     

     

    6. You’ve decided that you truly love her and you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing whatever joys and sorrows the world offers, come what may. How do you tell her?

     

     

    A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.

     

    B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, stop, say her name, and, when she turns to you with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.

     

    C. Tell her what?

     

     

    7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question is:

     

     

    A. “Do they need to eat or anything?”

     

    B. “They’re in school already?”

     

    C. “There are three of them?”

     

     

    8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?

     

     

    A. When it’s turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you’re not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.

     

    B. When it’s down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and must be handled with tweezers.

     

    C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. Real guys check the garbage regularly in case somebody (we’re not naming names but this would be “the wife”) is quietly trying to discard his underwear.

     

     

    9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?

     

     

    A. He was being tested.

     

    B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.

     

    C. He refused to ask for directions.

     

     

    10. What is the human race’s single greatest achievement?

     

     

    A. Democracy.

     

    B. Religion.

     

    C. The remote control.

  7. Promoting Abortion – When the person has to live with that for the Rest of their Life.

     

    Make no mistake, the Promoters are HATERS.

  8. What is the Stars on

    Cowiebhoy

     

    If you are still about or see this later

     

     

    I will work something out,maybe collect you from airport and drop you to hotel or match depending on time

     

     

    Talk later

  9. BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS,

     

     

    He defo has a way with Words. I bet he is well familiar with the Word as well. Defo a Gift frae God.

  10. —–

     

     

    So I’m getting it in the neck from the marxist pub-bouncer from the tin-pot banana republic….

     

     

    The one installed as Pope by the ‘Illuminati’….

     

     

    “You’re NOT a Christian ,Donald ! ”

     

     

    My Dear Auld Scotch Momma will be spinnin’ in her grave…!!

     

     

    ‘Course,He then goes to the W.H. ….

     

     

    And He’s doin’ “High-Fives” and “Fist-Bumps” with MooChelle and Barry….

     

     

    Humming Puff-Daddy Tunes..

     

     

    But does He question THEIR Christian Faith…..?

     

     

    Don’t be SILLY….

     

     

    He’s not gonna risk upsetting Ol’ Dick Byrne….

     

     

     

    Doyen of the CQN Sewing-Bee…

     

     

     

    No WAY Jose….!

     

     

     

    ——–

  11. WITs,

     

     

    Do you have any ideas re private hire buses in Dublin? Notre Dame CSC are bringing a party of 50 over by bus. They don’t know if they will be able to use their own coach on the Saturday night and were asking if I had any ideas for hiring a bus from the Croke Park Hotel and back?

     

     

    Do you have any ideas?

     

     

    Thanks

  12. 16 roads – Celtic über alles

     

     

    Some banging German techno……….

     

     

    Arpeggiators – Freedom of expression.

     

     

    1994.

     

     

    Got it on Harthouse label.

  13. Dick Donald

     

     

    You’re attempting to mock SFTB for his intelligent and witty reply.

     

     

    You should thank him, he replies.

     

     

    Most of us know you’re a ‘Donald’.

  14. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    HAMILTONTIM

     

     

    Is he?

     

     

    I just ignore him. He’ll go away again.

  15. I’ve been sitting looking at the wee white comments box for days trying to find some sense in words that can convey the deep sense of shock and loss I am feeling. My sister was found dead in a house in Hamilton on Wednesday afternoon and until the post mortem on the 17th we can make no sense of it or even arrange her funeral.The last few days have just been a blur of calls and tears and confusion at our house.

     

     

    CQN has been my home from home for many seasons now and it seemed only fitting I share my sadness with you now, I’ll be home sometime after the 17th and hope to see a couple of you who are not in Dublin for the celebration there.

     

     

    I’d be lost without this place to make me laugh and to cry, (Ardmacha thank you as ever for keeping our traditions) and to celebrate the diversity of Our Celticness.

     

     

    Reading back I saw that Mountblow Tim has lost his beloved wife, our thoughts and prayers are with you MT as this saddest of time.

     

     

    And to Dena and Proudbhoy our prayers are with you too.

     

     

     

     

    My wee sister Marie is at peace now, a peace that eluded her in life and it’s time for me to come home to say my last goodbyes..

     

     

    Starry

  16. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    The Griff,young Tierney and McGregor deserves some slack.

     

    Knackers yard for Lustig and Brown.

     

    The rest of the team are boring,mediocre,slackers enough tae put you to sleep.

     

    We may well win the League but God it’s brutal to watch..

  17. Starry

     

     

    I’ve too just stared at that wee white box.

     

     

    You’ve got my number Gerri if there’s anything we can do please, please just say.

     

     

    God Bless Marie RIP.

  18. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    Petec – Thanks for the recommendation mo chara – I shall check it out soon.

     

     

    Are ye familiar with the Bonzai label?

     

     

    Belgium?

     

     

    The old Italian house music is still the greatest of all time though I think.

     

     

    Listening to the Prodigy Experience album atm – pure powerful.

     

     

    Also the Shamen old material, magical.

     

     

    HH.

  19. Saint Stivs says SACK THE BOARD on

    Starry plough.

     

     

    Heartfelt condolences.

     

     

    All you can do is keep going.

  20. starry plough,

     

     

    Marie is with Our Lord now.

     

     

    Very sorry to hear of your Loss.

     

     

    There are so many on here that will help you through this difficult time.

     

     

    That is a very sore blow, losing a younger one.

     

     

    Thoughts and a Prayer for Marie and all of you as well.

  21. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    Hamilton Tim,

     

    A massive thank you for sorting out ma boy and his girlfriend with tickets for Firhill.