Police being laughed at by grateful media, Jinky medal comes onto the market

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Strathclyde Police seem unprepared to decommission the loose cannon that is providing the regular leaks of largely inaccurate information about Celtic fans to the press.  The country’s largest police force have become a regular source of material and hilarity for our media, perhaps best illustrated by their unattributed comment to the Scotland on Sunday, suggesting they plan to “smash the Irish Republican, Marxist, Green Brigade”.

While the police officially claim “these comments do not reflect the view of the Force” the damage is already done.  The stage is set for an inevitable confrontation by a group of supporters who now believe they are being unfairly picked upon (for being Marxist, good grief, I thought they all shaved and suited-up under Tony, including the men!), and a police force, which employs someone who has told the press they are picking on the Green Brigade and which is asked by the Government to challenge pro-IRA chanting.

All political chanting must stop, of course, but I don’t fancy being an officer on the ground who has to pick up the pieces after a very loose tongue has set a scene for confrontation.

Make no mistake, the police are being laughed at by grateful recipients of their media comments, who cannot believe the utter naivety of the Pitt St operation, I have heard this laughter first hand from more than one journo, but the consequences of such dire behaviour will be severe.

I would like to thank everyone who bid on the ebay auction for the Jimmy Johnstone medal. I’m really pleased to let you know that the medal has been withdrawn from sale. Thanks again and sorry if you had already bid.

We are not short of history at Celtic, but there are very few occasions a unique memento of the Greatest Ever Celt becomes available.  The medal is a 47-year-old slice of Celtic folklore, check it out on ebay.

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  1. Starry P

     

     

    Outstanding pics..and you have the uni cafe in there too. Man I loved that place.

     

    Pulled a fair few burds in there..

     

     

    Yep,they all loved the janny..

     

     

    brimmer

  2. Teuchter ár lá says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:12

     

    Philbhoy @ 10:39

     

    Why don’t you go out and hit a few 450 yard drives……

     

    wind at yer back… of course:)

     

     

    Think I’ll go up the local and try and clear the 1st lol.

  3. Wouldnt be surprised if they play the “racist card” ….with an appeals panel of say ..johnstone of killie…yorkston of pars,,anybody else who doesnt like us…..poss he might get off

  4. brimmer says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:25

     

     

     

    Cheers Brimmer, glad you liked them, I used to live between the Dolphin and the Smiddy down Dumbarton Road, I was always in two minds every time I came out the close!!

     

     

    I worked in Ashton lane when there was only a couple of places there, outstanding place to meet young ladies!!

     

     

    Getting awe misty eyed ma’sel noo!

     

     

    Starry

  5. TheGreenManalishi(WithTheTwoProngedCrown) on

    kitalba says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:31

     

    How do you get one hundred thousand huns into the one telephone box?

     

     

    OK Give in ?

     

     

    What do you call 10,000 huns at the bottom of the ocean ?

  6. canamalar

     

     

    As THM said Stockwell, the shortcut takes you down Paradise Road and across Larkhall Park. The whatabouttery route you could call it. Not far but easy to get lost first time so worth printing a google map, look forward to seeing you there.

     

     

    Starry Plough,

     

     

    it’s brillliant, loved Series 1. Watched NEDS anaw last night…slightly flat but well worth a look.

  7. The Battered Bunnet on

    Poster on KDS suggesting Celtic have informed the Orcs that it’s cash up front if they want their ticket allocation for the game on the 28th.

  8. The Honest Mistake on

    Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire 8 December, 2011 at 11:18:

     

    No bother, Other people that turn up on occasions include CQN’s Rodow (although he appears to be under the thumb now), Thunder Road and London Dhave. It’s not as busy as other tim pubs, there is a broad spectrum of regulars at the pub including Chelsea fans but always good company and always good conversations on the go plus the landlord is a good Tim.

  9. Paddy Gallagher on

    paulsatim is neil lennon says:

     

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:38

     

     

    Paddy Gallagher says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 09:44

     

     

    that’s one hell of a long arm!!!

     

     

    He could live in Airdrie and pick pockets in Glasgow :-)

  10. jocky bhoy says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 10:26

     

    Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire says:

     

    7 December, 2011 at 15:55

     

     

    ‘BTW It was not a case of prevarication – I was making a specific point – my taxes aren’t allocated to specfic things and nor are the Huns. I still struggle to see your point with regard to the the Huns taxes paid or didn’t pay*.’

     

     

     

     

    We all know that taxes aren’t hypothecated, that’s not the point.

     

     

    The point is that by avoiding/evading/minimising tax the huns have reduced the amount of money available to the exchequer, albeit, in the over all scheme of things by a minuscule amount. The amount available to provide protection for soldiers is thereby reduced, and the risk to soldiers is increased accordingly.

     

     

    What the huns are undoubtedly guilty of is hypocrisy which as good old Marx said is the worst of all vices.

  11. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    THM/Tooting Tim,

     

    Cheers ghents, hopefully meet you then.

     

    hail hail

  12. Duffield will have wee ally doctrinated about sfa working proceedures …where else and whatever reason would they hire this home help

  13. Paddy Gallagher says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:40

     

     

    Are you trying to say Airdrie’s full of artful dodgers?

  14. Oh Starry was in Dalston two days ago for the first time in years.

     

     

    Boy has it gone up-market.

     

     

    E.g. the local pub’s principle commercial activity is now selling beer, as opposed to offering harbour to packs of wholesaling dealers.

     

     

    Um there’s cashpoints, coffee bars, a tube station, development, middle-class kids.

     

     

    All change.

     

     

    Ridley Road 24-hour Beigel Store still going strong thankfully…

  15. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:36

     

     

    I don’t think it was called that back then in the 80’s but yes in that building, next to the church, it was a great place to live, it all changed now of course!!

  16. TBB – I am not surprised one iota at that. In fact I would be surprised if they didn’t ask for that. We are talking a considerable sum of money and a delinquent payer….

  17. TootingTim says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:37

     

     

    I watched last week as well, it’s alright, the clobber was spot on!!

     

     

    Aye Daslton is a posh gaff now, when Amadeus lived there in the early 80’s it was still totally mental, there used to be a blinding reggae night up there in one of the pubs, orginal skinhead guy used to do the music, top drawer, Shoreditch too now is totally changed, London has gone right upmarket in the ghetto!!

     

     

    The Udinese game sounds like good crack in your gaff wish I could be there..

     

     

    Next year mate on our Euro Travels..

  18. The Battered Bunnet says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:39

     

    ‘Poster on KDS suggesting Celtic have informed the Orcs that it’s cash up front if they want their ticket allocation for the game on the 28th’

     

     

     

    Celtic would be failing in their duties to the shareholders to hand over tickets without money up front given Lord Hodge’s view on the possibility of them going bust.

     

     

    You’re talking about the thick end of half a million pounds.

     

     

    You could buy a lot of things with that sort of dough, especially nowadays, when you can buy Scotland’s second largest institution for £1.

  19. The Battered Bunnet says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:39

     

    Poster on KDS suggesting Celtic have informed the Orcs that it’s cash up front if they want their ticket allocation for the game on the 28th.

     

    ……….

     

    TBB that’s exactly what CFC should be doing, does this mean there will be no Huns in paradise :>)

     

    even more tickets for the tax payers (thumbs up)

     

     

    V

  20. TheGreenManalishi(WithTheTwoProngedCrown) on

    tomtheleedstim says:

     

    8 December, 2011 at 11:50

     

     

    Well done !! Do we have an answer on the phone box yet or have I missed it ?

  21. Afternoon bhoys, warm, sun is out and it’s hun free.

     

     

    Re the derby tickets.

     

     

    Did the club not issue a statement last week saying both the hun clubs have asked Celtic to issue the tickets themselfs ?