Signing no-marks, CL shake-out

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You have to love the weeks of anticipation ahead of the new season, when teams can consider that just about anything is possible. Nowhere is this truer than at Newco, where the pages of newspapers proclaim the signing of some or other no-mark you have never heard of.

From a purely football aspect, the imminent challenge for boss Caixinha, to qualify for the Europa League group stage, is fascinating. Do not for a second believe he has been asked to lay a glove on Celtic, pragmatism determines this is clearly not possible.

After a season of domestic invincibility, there are a few in our ranks who believe our own imminent challenge, to qualify for the group stages of the Champions League, will be a formality. I doubt it will be. We will certainly be better prepared than we have been for many years, but you can expect to see tense times in Scandinavia, Easter Europe, or perhaps Central Asia.

Celtic teams with Larsson, Sutton, Hartson, Thompson, Lambert and Lennon failed this task. Peter Lawwell has money to spend right now, but he cannot count on a huge dividend from Uefa until it is guaranteed.

The Road To Lisbon

The Road To Lisbon team announced this morning that they achieved their target of raising £50k for Celtic FC Foundation, Solving Kids Cancer and Children in Crossfire. It is a breath-taking achievement by CQNers and others. When Mouldy67 looks back on his life’s achievements, this chapter will put the biggest spring in his step.

Well done to all on a fantastic achievement. Here’s a message from Mouldy (who you can still support here):

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  1. VFR800 is now a Monster 821 on

    BREENY on 5TH JUNE 2017 1:38 PM

     

     

    One of our regular posters lives in a cave in Spain!

     

     

     

    KTF

  2. I am at a loss to understand how that helps with my question. Have no idea what you refer to and don’t care.

     

    If you cannot help, no problem.

  3. Ron Bacardi 1.59

     

     

    Just looking for a good place to retire, low cost and good weather + good vibe.

     

    Thanks

  4. BIG-CUP-WINNERS on

    Breeny

     

     

    Hail Hail.

     

     

    Think a cave is a very economical way to buy in Spain.

     

     

    Perhaps why Ernie mentioned it ?

  5. I have hung off from looking at any celtic news today,in the hope that when I did there would be something with a bit of substance about Wee Paddy.I am distraught.Nothing,Zilch,Hee Haw.

     

    I think the worthies on CQN should run a raffle and donate the cash to buying Wee Paddy ourselves.Easy.

     

    How many times will the SMSM mention the words”Jetting in”International””Star””Hot shot””Sought after””Highly rated””Starlet””Desperate to join”,concerning the last phrase,”Desperate”alone does not count.

     

    Over a two week period,we could raise enough money for 2 Paddys.

  6. BREENY on 5TH JUNE 2017 1:38 PM

     

     

    The Exiled Tim lives in Spain, in a cave, and speaks very highly of it.

     

     

    It makes some sense in all that heat.

     

     

    I assume that it’s a house fashioned from a cave, not just the raw article.

     

     

    I’m half expecting to see him on that Kevin McLeod Grand Designs programme on the telly one of these days.

     

     

    We’ll know it’s him because of the green and white swimming pool.

  7. Bada Bing – If you don’t already use UBER, download the app, register you credit card, sign up for it and use this at Orlando airport. Much cheaper than using an airport cab.

  8. BREENY on 5TH JUNE 2017 2:03 PM

     

    Ron Bacardi 1.59

     

     

     

    Just looking for a good place to retire, low cost and good weather + good vibe.

     

     

    Thanks

     

     

     

    Hi mate.Maybe not your cup of tea,but I live in Turkey.Worth looking,and comparing the prices of property,here to anywhere else.Cheap country to live in,and 12% interest on your money from the bank.

     

    At the moment with the fantastic exchange rate,a 3-4 bedroomed Villa,new build,can be had for around,80 grand.Same in Spain would set you back 4 times that.

     

    Just check all your options ,in different places,before going ahead.A lot to consider before making the move.

  9. TURKEYBHOY 2.17

     

    Appreciate your advice and will take on board, never considered Turkey. All the best.

  10. Bada Bing,

     

     

    Just back from Orlando myself. Uber NOT allowed, yet, to pick up from the airport.

     

     

    Register a credit card on the App take an airport bus or taxi to a local eatery with wifi and call an Uber from there. Circa $70 for a taxi to a Disney hotel. Less than half price with Uber.

  11. Dubaibhoy-Ur they still deid? on

    BSR

     

     

    Let me guess 200k a week for 1 year adds up to Paddy’s transfer fee…

  12. GILLIES

     

    New Signing

     

    GILLIES

     

    Reserve Team

     

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    39 posts

     

    Gender:Male

     

    Location:The Drum ;)

     

    Posted 14 hours ago

     

    The money that ive seen us spending on google is ;

     

     

    Alves .5 mill

     

     

    Pena est 3.5 mill

     

     

    Cardoso 1.5 mill

     

     

    herrera 1.5 mill

     

     

    Dorrans 750k -1mill

     

     

    Roughly 8 million pound spent or soon to be the papers where saying ST money came to 11 million so theres 8 million with 3 million for wages

     

     

     

     

    Look at this guys arithmetic.It all makes perfect sense.What are we hanging around for with Paddy Roberts.

     

    It costs nothing to run a Stadium,training ground,etc.

     

    What really gets me down,is people like Phil,James Forrest,even Paul 67,telling these morons,just how moronic they really are.Tell them Hee Haw.They dont believe you anyway.

     

    Gives us all more fun.

  13. WEEBOBBYCOLLINS on 5TH JUNE 2017 12:21 PM

     

     

    Next season we may finally see a hun player bless himself as he enters the field of play…how will the morons react to that? Moronically I suppose…

     

     

    *Didn’t some Oz player, the same one that dived on the box during the dallas grassy knoll game when he was allegedly hit by a coin, do that in the Dr Jo 5-1 game.

     

     

    As for huns no turning up against them, sir furious scored a hat trick against them just roon the corner fae his hoose and doddy scored the winner up at Perth when he played for the home side. Both earned transfers tae them.

  14. DUBAIBHOY

     

     

    If SMSM say we are in for Paddy then it must be true.

     

     

    Paddy back to Celtic, and an ex Celt gets the transfer fee in wages.

     

     

    Whats not to like? CSC

  15. From the courtroom (James Doleman):

     

     

    Lady Stacey reminds jury that Rangers put out a sale brochure​ saying “no investment needed”

     

     

    Wrong man in the dock?

  16. I wandered lonely as a cloud

     

     

    That floats on high o’er vales and hills,

     

     

    When all at once I saw a crowd,

     

     

    A host of some or other no mark Mexicans

     

     

    NoOffencetothegoodpeopleofMexico CSC

  17. What is the Stars on

    Mate of mine at Gowran races. He has a horse running.Not too sure about his own but he got word for An Saighdiur in the 440 and it’s 25/1

     

    Worth a small each way, apparently will like the soft going

     

    Sure don’t we all

  18. Good morning from the Westgate Hotel, Casino and venue for the 2017 NAFCSC Conference just off the Strip.

     

     

    Had tae come doon this way for work, so stopped off for a wee stroll.

     

     

    At the coffeeshop having an espresso, wearing my old bumblebee tap.

     

     

    Embdae else aboot?

  19. WHAT IS THE STARS on 5TH JUNE 2017 2:51 PM

     

    Mate of mine at Gowran races. He has a horse running.Not too sure about his own but he got word for An Saighdiur in the 440 and it’s 25/1

     

     

    Worth a small each way, apparently will like the soft going

     

     

    Sure don’t we all

     

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    Thanks for that my friend D, small wager placed :)

     

    It was good to meet you and G in Lisbon.

     

     

    HH

  20. TURKEYBOY

     

    Oh you made me laugh when you mentioned a raffle to buy Paddy. I used to say to QueenLubo when Henke was with us that if I won the lottery I would buy Henrik and give him to Celtic for free

     

     

    Thanks for the memory

     

     

    KINGLuBO

  21. For some of an older persuasion

     

    “You better come home Speedy Gonzales”

     

    “Hey Rosita come quick,down at the Cantina,they”re giving green stamps with some players”

     

    La,la la la la la la la,la la la la la,infinitum.

  22. BONBHOY on 5TH JUNE 2017 3:09 PM

     

     

    Thanks so much, some great information and will research thoroughly through this lead

  23. Stupid Huns wondering if all this “Transfer money”,yes,I know,is coming from some unknown Chinese investor.

     

    Thats all we need “An orange Wok”.

  24. What is the Stars on

    Onemalloy.

     

    Yes indeed nice to meet up. Hopefully meet again over the course of the season

     

    Bada Bing

     

    It was a strange result. Delighted for the jockey though. He has had his ups and downs over the years. That win could set hin up for life. He is entitled to a percentage of the prize money but more importantly a percentage of all future stud fees