The kind of Armageddon that buys you a meal, takes you to a show & onto a nightclub

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As far as Armageddons go, this one will surely be known as the Amiable Nursemaid of all Armageddons.  The kind that not so much wipes everyone out, but buys them a meal, then takes them to a show and onto a nightclub.

Sky has renewed their deal to cover the Scottish Premier League after Our Man sorted them out yesterday.  They will show a handful of Scottish Football League games as part of the deal, a nice quid-pro-quo for SPL clubs for their annual contribution to the lower leagues.

Delicious irony: those SFL rights are worth more to each SPL club than they are to any SFL club.

Chief harbinger of doom, Neil Doncaster, will, on the one hand, be relieved that there is still income to pay his wages.  On the other hand, he must surely be embarrassed at the spectacularly in accurate scenario he portrayed to SFL clubs, and to several people in the media.  Did he embark on a flamboyant bluff or did he simply not know what he was talking about?

Remember, why we are here in the first place… Our good causes this year are The Haven Centre in Blantyre, Oscar Knox Neuroblastoma Appeal, Martin Chambers Ecuador Trust and Aberdour Primary School Parents’ Association.

We have already distributed over £2000 thanks to the sale of a Joseph Gormley painting back in April. We have two further fantastic paintings by Joseph; one of Scott Brown and one of Henrik Larsson. We also have a wonderful signed Neil Lennon print by the artist Gary Brandham.

The items are being raffled on ebay right now for the price of a £1 ticket. Winners will be drawn at the CQN Open on Friday night. There will be further raffles and auctions on Friday night with some excellent golfing and other sporting activities been donated by the Celtic family. Perhaps the pick is a limited edition canvas print of John Thomson, donated by the John Thomson Memorial Committee. There are only 22 of these in the entire world, representing the 22 years of John’s life.

This is a unique opportunity to win three great pieces of Celtic memorabilia, items which would normally be pushed out of the reach of most people at auction. Tickets cost £1, buy as many as you like, but participate. This is what your club is all about!

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  1. KevJungle – Murdo..10 men Championees..1979 on 1 August, 2012 at 10:15

     

     

    I wondered how long it would take you to get to your real gripe about our club.

     

     

    You just hide your dislike of Neil can you….

  2. Did not realise all those who live on foreign shores had a direct telephone link to the Celtic Board room and knew their spending plans for a transfer window that has another month to run.

     

     

    Happy Clapper?

     

     

    I support my team when it counts and with hard cash, Not write pash on a blog and make hun accusations from a distance.

  3. Estadio Nacional on

    KJam 10:24

     

     

    Good morning.

     

     

    Do you know how well tickets for Barcelona v real Madrid Super cup game on 23/8/12 are selling?

     

     

    Looking into going and wondering if theres an easier way than through agents.

     

     

     

    EN

  4. Brogan Rogan Trevino and Hogan supports Kano 1000 on 1 August, 2012 at 10:03 said:

     

    >>>>>>>>

     

    Yet again you are on the money….excuse the pun.

     

    More than a club : that’s Celtic F.C. for sure.

     

    I started to write more,but I quickly realised that the current economic meltdown ‘The West’ is in right now is far too big an issue to deal with here.

     

    I,too,read what ‘Act of War’ said yesterday and I feel empathy.

     

    There is so much economic wrongdoing on a global scale right now,and we,the ordinary citizen,are being made to pay for it,so that the miscreants can continue to live like Roman Emperors.

     

    Anyway……

     

    HH !

  5. There are journalists poised to spread negativity to highlight how much their favourite team will be missed. Quoting attendance figures from a friendly is pathetic. After Saturday we will have played 4 home games in just over two weeks, the aggregrate attendance will be around 150,000. Not bad going when two of these games are friendlies and this is a figure that many EPL teams would love to achieve.

     

     

    Will there be a follow up article tomorrow if the crowd is 50,000 tonight to say the Celtic fans are not apathetic or despondent?

     

     

    I cannot wait for tonight but I cannot get my head around the fact that Celtic supporters who can go and support their team do not, because of a grievance with the board. Why don’t you turn your scarf upside down or something?

  6. Ten Men Won The League on 1 August, 2012 at 10:32 said:

     

     

    Why would anyone want to go to Blackburn? Supporters booing/abusing manager in pre-season games, poisonous atmosphere at their home games last season and the people in charge of the club having no clue, and what appears very little interest, in what they’re doing.

  7. KevJungle – Murdo..10 men Championees..1979 on 1 August, 2012 at 10:30

     

     

    I read everything you write, you always follow the same pattern, The Board/PL/Moneyetcetc but recently you have introduced “if Neil disnae etcetc” just in case your other wee bombs don’t get a reaction..

     

     

    I’m watching you Matey, you can’t hide what’s in your heart..

     

     

    If I was so deeply unhappy with my club Celtic I think I would have found something else to do by now but your need to spread dissension on here seems to be your main event.

     

     

    And today of all days when we go into our first European game in front of a full house at Paradise, tsk tsk Kevin it seems the Celtic Support don’t agree with you..

     

     

    HAil HAil

  8. According to the Herald they have renamed Murray Park as – The Rangers Training Ground.

     

     

    What happened to the vote with season ticket forms? Did no one vote? Or have they sold so few season tickets as to make it meaningless?

  9. Gordon_J backing Neil Lennon on 1 August, 2012 at 10:45 said:

     

    According to the Herald they have renamed Murray Park as – The Rangers Training Ground.

     

    What happened to the vote with season ticket forms? Did no one vote? Or have they sold so few season tickets as to make it meaningless?

     

     

    It was a draw. 225 for each option.

  10. Memo to Spiers: Compare and contrast with our crowd tonight.

     

     

    Rangers v Malmo Champions League Qualifier July 2011. Attendance….28,828

     

     

    UpbeatCeltsCSC

  11. ‘Now I must go,I’ve battled the foe,and paid the ultimate price’

     

    Kevin Lynch died on hunger strike today,1981…

  12. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    Call me ole fashioned but I’m lookin’ forward to the first competitive game of the 2012-3 season.

     

    A couple of beers in BBs with excellent CQNers, taking my seat amongst the sect114 diehards and fingers crossed 90 minutes of redhot ECL qualifyin’ action.

     

     

    What’s not to like?

  13. pedrocaravanachio67 on

    re ST sales…..does anybody know roughly how many we have sold?

     

    i seem to remember Jobo had posted a break down of sections at the end of June and it was circa 39,000. Then Matt mcglone had tweeted in the region of 45,000.

     

    If we have sold in the region of 40,000 ST’s ( and counting ) the question i would like answered is how many teams in Europe ( inc the EPL ) have sold this many briefs?

     

    The train of thought seems to be because we have a 60,000 seater stadium, this is a negative thing, i would say for a league that’s apparently on it’s erchie, 40,000 ST”s should be applauded.

     

     

    pc67

  14. KJam

     

     

    enjoy tonight

     

    balmy and dry here in the southside

     

    should be over in your city in a few weeks when the

     

    heat eases.

     

    I’ll let you know when and give you a tour of Barcelona………

  15. Celtic FC Tickets ‏@CelticFCTickets

     

     

    If you are in Glasgow city centre today, tickets for match tonight are available in our Argyle Street and Sauchiehall St stores!

     

     

    Get to the game Bhoys.

  16. Asonofdan. ? Lost me. I was telling u how the board has lied to the fans and been caught out

     

    You just sweep it under the carpet. Nothing to be seen here Timmy. Move along

     

     

    Kev to be fair Neil has been letting it know over last 12 months or so how frustrated he is with PL both publicly and privately

  17. Celtic Football Club ‏@celticfc

     

     

    SPL fixture changes: Saturday 18 August, 2012 Ross County v Celtic, 12.15pm and Saturday 25 August, 2012 Inverness CT v Celtic, 12.45pm

  18. Brogan Rogan Trevino and Hogan supports Kano 1000 on 1 August, 2012 at 10:03 said:

     

     

    As ever a massive bravo.

  19. Neil Lennon (facebook)

     

    9 minutes ago

     

    good morning all, all refreshed after a goodnight’s sleep, light training session for the players this morning before resting this afternoon, then we will travel to Celtic Park for tonights Champion League Qualifier against HJK Helsinki. We’re being told its close to being a full house! will prove to be a great atmosphere and our 12th Man!

     

    We should have nearly a full squad to choose from.

  20. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    strong>The Britney Lament

     

     

    At first you were afraid you were petrified

     

    Kept thinkin’ you will never live without us by their side;

     

    And then you spent so many nights thinkin’ how to do us wrong

     

    And you grew strong and again you learned how to get along

     

     

    And now your back from that English place

     

    I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

     

    I should have changed your stupid lock

     

    I should have made you leave the key

     

    If I had known for just one second you’d be back to bother me

     

     

    Go on now, Britney walk out the door

     

    Just turn around now ’cause you’re a predictable laptop whore’

     

    Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

     

    You hope we´ll crumble you hope we will lay down and die

     

     

    Oh no, not we, we will survive

     

    For as long as we know how to love I know we’ll stay alive;

     

    We’ve got all our lifes to live,

     

    We’ve got all our love to give

     

    And We’ll survive,We will survive, We will survive.

     

     

    It took all the strength we had not to fall apart

     

    Kept trying’ hard to mend the pieces your love blew apart,

     

    And we spent oh so many nights

     

    Just feeling sorry for ourselves. We used to cry

     

    But now we hold our heads up high

     

    And you see me somebody new

     

    I’m not that chained up little fool still in cahoots with you,

     

    And so you feel like droppin’ in

     

     

     

    And just expect us to hear your plea’s,

     

    Now your savin’ all your lovin’ for someone who’s in Division 3

     

     

     

    For awe youse on facebook – Video made while kitted out in a blantyretim cream Busenhalter ;-)

  21. BRTH

     

     

    A brilliant post. I read it whilst catching up with the mornings posts and was beginning to think that I was in a methadone clinic that had exhausted its supplies.

     

     

    Your post fixed that :-)

  22. IanBhoy929 on 1 August, 2012 at 09:44 said:

     

    Game on Premier Sports tonight

     

    Do you know it’s a subscription channel mate?

  23. Graham Spiers = Grima WormTongue whispering poisonous mutterings in yer ear until you fall into apathetic torpor. I don’t think so…….

     

    …..”The wise speak only of what they know, Gríma son of Gálmód. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.”

     

    HH !

  24. Estadio Nacional on

    whitedoghunch 10:51

     

     

    Cheers, I’ll check them out, that restaurant looks great.

     

     

     

    EN

  25. roy croppie

     

     

    Yer post has just flattened the elation I felt after reading BRTH’s post!!

     

     

    It was bad enough that the fixtures provided us with Dingwall one week followed by Inverness the next.

     

     

    For SKY to schedule the first at 12.15pm and the second at 12.45pm is a disgraceful decision.

     

     

    This gives absolutely no consideration to the supporters or their families.

     

     

    Disgusted and angry at this.

  26. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Anagrams of Graham Spiers

     

     

    Harasser Gimp

     

     

    Pariahs Germs

     

     

    Rash Epigrams

     

     

    Hail Hail

  27. Re CP attendances.

     

    A couple of years ago, we were slaughtered in some of the press for having ‘only’ 28,000 at a League Cup game on a Wed night against a 1st Div team, if I remember correctly.

     

    It wasn’t about the 28k who showed up, but more about the ‘missing’ 32k.

     

    I was talking to someone in England not long after this and told him about it. He was absolutely astonished at the crowd size for a game like that. They can barely get anyone in their grounds for LC games.

     

    It’s the mindset of the LL to sow negativity into the minds of Celtic supporters.

     

    That worked well enough when all we had to read was the msm.

     

    Now we have platforms like CQN to challenge the witterings of hurting LL.

     

     

    SPF

  28. hamiltontim

     

     

    I couldn’t agree more. When we are trying to get more supporters through the gates we end up with these early kick off times that will almost certainly prevent some from travelling.

     

    I’ll be attending more away games this season but the Highlands may be out of reach.

     

    Hail Hail

  29. Joe Filippis Haircut on

    I am in denial I refuse to believe we will have any problems in disposing a club from Finland back in the day we would have expected to take 5,6 or 7 goals off them surely we have not fallen that far that we will struggle against this mob? We need to qualify in order to earn the mega bucks from the Champions league which will allow us to bring in a couple of new signings.I see Rassmusen is away another player off our wage bill.Lets raise the roof at Parkhead tonight and back the Bhoys 100%.H.H.

  30. @ Estadio Nacional

     

     

    Don´t what happened to my last post. Defo think its your best chance to see El Classico for a reasonable rate. The super cups are normally decent games as well.

     

     

    Check the Barca website for tickets : From the barca website! http://www.fcbarcelona.ca

     

     

    @ whitedoghunch

     

     

    Cheers mate, aye defo gez a shout when you heading over here.

     

     

    Right I am offski, got a plane to catch! Hope you all enjoy the game and the result! HH