The trouble football people have with contracts

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You have to wonder about football people sometimes when they appear to not know the difference between a contract and something which is not a contract.  A contract is a signed document committing one or more parties to do something.  For example, Lassad Noiuoiu and Celtic signed a contract committing the player to perform the duties of a footballer and committing Celtic to provide pay and conditions.

Employers can also contractually agree to pay employees money for fulfilling their job, over and above their Contract of Employment, by simply writing the terms down, signing the document and handing it over to the employee.  For a football player, this type of additional contract would need to be registered with the relevant Football Association and tax would be due on it, or else the Karma Police will come round and leave you in tears.

Speaking about his attempts to sign Noiuoiu, Levante’s president said, “During 30 hours of negotiations we closed the transfer with faxes and documents between the two parties”.

“Two parties”, “faxes and documents”?  Let’s be specific, the two parties would need to be Levante and Lassad Noiuoiu and the documents would need to be a Contract of Employment, otherwise it appears that Levante have been the victim of an agent trying to make a deal happen when he was not in control of events.

It will be a bitter pill to swallow for Levante, who appear to have acted with good faith throughout, but as Celtic fans have long known, a new signing is not a new signing until he is running around a football field.

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  1. Margaret McGill on

    Summa of Sammi….

     

     

    03:06 on 7 September, 2012

     

     

    FFS! Karnoostie gulfer! I havent even read 1% of what youve read this week..FFS!

     

    FFS! FFS!

  2. Margaret McGill

     

     

    03:01 on 7 September, 2012

     

     

    It appears that CQN goes through a yearly cycle culminating in troughs of moderator approved facism.

     

    Time for my beloved CQN to get a kick up the arse again.

     

    Gee me a kuppla weeks!

     

     

     

    ___________________________________________________________

     

     

    I was inspired to get back in contact with a very fine person (steam gaming platform) just because I heard a similar voice in work yesterday. I forgot I had headphones without a microphone, my last headset died a few months ago and I hadn’t replaced them.

     

     

    Wireless Badbhoys, despite the 7.1 surround sound, HMMMM, I’d much rather have my money back, especially after what I have read. ;)

  3. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Margaret, WTF’s wrang wi Rod? and who’s babasoni. Anyway it was more to lighten the mood and get some green and white lighting on the go.

     

     

    Hail Hail sister

  4. Margaret McGill on

    ok I fink Celtic kood dae well in the champions league depending on the blessed virgin mary centre heids for furd skool ae thinkin. Awe come on leest weed still be in Europe with a prayer or two efter christmas. Then there’s the school of thought that a clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory ken likesy..where are the huns what tae dae today?

  5. Margaret McGill

     

     

    03:06 on 7 September, 2012

     

     

    petec are you caspar weinberger?

     

     

    or rascar had a wine bar?

     

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    Where you been my Good Lady/Laddie?

  6. Margaret McGill on

    What happens when youre a Celtic supporter and you get scared half tae death twice..whit happens..whit happens?

  7. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Summa of Sammi….

     

     

    A Ceiler Gonof Rust

     

    ……………………………..

     

     

     

    Its an anagram i put into the CQN system about three months ago after taking my wee bro and his buddy out on the chamionship course at carnoustie. We went out after and got pretty f****d up.Next morning I put “Carnoustie golfer” into the anagram doodah and this is what I ended up with.

     

     

    I should stop drinking the water of life, but I love it.:)

  8. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Margaret McGill

     

     

    FFS! Karnoostie gulfer! I havent even read 1% of what youve read this week..FFS!

     

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    Maggie, If you’d read 1% what I’ve read this week you would be happy to have claimed a smaller percentage than that. Drivel and pish and lots of blah blah blah. But hey, it keeps them young ceilers in shoes.

     

     

     

    Mon the hoop

  9. Margaret McGill on

    Hello Carnoustie man ..yes there has been some really bad spirited posts on here its depressing. We are supposed to be Celtic supporters and love our fellow man. We forgive huns for they know not what they do.

  10. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Maggie, do you wear sizie eleven shoes and scratch when yer baw’s get itchie?

     

     

    I know I scratch but I’m only a size nine.

  11. Margaret McGill on

    A Ceiler Gonof Rust

     

     

    03:34 on 7 September, 2012

     

     

    I have NEVER worn a Sizie!! I dont care what they say about me!

  12. The best thing we can all do “Isrealise” we are all being Systematically placed into poverty and it is ALL Israel’s fault.

     

     

    You can read it like a Book for God’s sake.

     

     

    Glasgow Celtic Champions. And the Finest Champions EVER.

  13. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Maggie, you can forgive them if they dont know what they do, but I dont think I can.

     

     

    Is there a fault in my character that needs to be addressed, or is it just that having an extreme loathing of the hun is never going to be cured by a gluttoness intake of jelly and icecream?

     

     

    And, will I feel dury in the morning?

     

     

     

    Ahm it the end o ma tether………………………………………….

  14. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Maggie, I know I shouldnt treat CQN as a dating site but I’ve goat wan that wid fit ye.

     

     

    You’re my kinda wummin, and I dont care whit size yer feet are.

     

     

    Marry me tomorrow and I’ll divorce this imposter that sleeps in ma bed on tuesday, or wednesday next week.

     

     

    I’m so glad I joined cqn.

     

     

    Love is all around

     

     

     

    Starsinmyeyesareblindingme.com

  15. Zechariah 12:2

     

    Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.

     

     

    The Celtic Support needs to Grow further, theres not a lot of time left granted, the Word of God is Definitely the Word of God.

     

     

     

     

    1 That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon, and our hands have handled, of the Word of life;

     

     

    2 (For the life was manifested, and we have seen it, and bear witness, and shew unto you that eternal life, which was with the Father, and was manifested unto us;)

     

     

    3 That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.

     

     

    4 And these things write we unto you, that your joy may be full.

     

     

    5 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

     

     

    6 If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:

     

     

    7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

     

     

    8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

     

     

    9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

     

     

    10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

  16. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    I’ll wake up in the morning thinking WTF did I post last night?

     

     

    The diet challenged apprentice manager will wake up and think, WTF did I sign last week? Awe NAW……………………………..kinda gies ye the dry boak.

     

     

     

    Not Nice.

     

     

     

    Goodnight Celtic Men n Wummin

  17. StumptownBhoy-(ex-SanDiegoBhoy)For_wee_Oscar on

    I just can’t seem to help it.

     

     

    I’m afflicted lately by this perceptible bounce in my step, sense of light heartedness and enthusiasm. On closer examination it’s all about my team. Lenny’s kids are really coming of age and showing maturity to ensure our participation in the big prize. Recent signings were everything I’d hoped for and more. The numerous South Americans that live around me assure me that Miku is a gem of a player: professional, brave, dedicated and technically gifted. Lassad appears to be the target man we have been missing, with technical ability thrown in and in Efe we seem to have a Wanyama-esque CB. Anyone seen his run on YouTube from the back, right through the middle to bulge the old onion bag?

     

     

    As for the huns, I just don’t care. They are defunct, a has been, expired, a non entity, an irrelevance. They will get their final just rewards when Agent Green strips them bare.

  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIDo0WbfiQ

     

     

    Last 8 and Victor will stay and we will continue to progress quicker than ever. That CDM role is crucial in the modern game and there is noone in the World better than Victor atm and that’s not me being biased.

     

     

    A Scottish Lyon is about to happen, if Victor stays it will happen each year but he will get cherry picked for obscene money at some point.

     

     

    I like Vic, he is relishing stopping Barca’s best players, and in a fair way as well, a Truly Celtic way.

  19. Rascar Capac

     

     

    Bringinging you back to CQN life Rasc, Rasc, Rasc……..

     

     

    Scrap Car, Rascrap Car.

     

     

    Rascar, Chocolate, Carbohydrates.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    FFS you took yer time…….

  20. Mags

     

     

    On ma last glass, doesn’t mean sleep will come.

     

     

    Well, the’ve gone. Sorta.

     

     

    An empty feel about the place.

     

     

    Might make us move harder to a Euro League.

     

     

    Can’t think of anything else.

  21. Petec

     

     

    When you are on your Caveman/ South Beach/Atkins/The Diet That Will Save Your Life.

     

     

    You never want a carb.

     

     

    You laugh at the idiocy!

     

     

    Cause yer brain is balanced, and really doesn’t need it.

     

     

    ThinkinlikearationialpersonCSC

  22. Rascar Capac

     

     

    04:38 on 7 September, 2012

     

     

    I just deleted loads of stuff, accidently, not the sharpest tool in the box of tricks.

     

     

    I started watching Breaking Bad, It is heartbreaking watching it, it is at the stage where Walter threw a Spanner in the soft top car. The line has been crossed, God is outie the picture totally.

  23. Rasc, if you are free 22nd Sept and Dinnae mind holding a wee bucket for a couple of hours, then I will order us 2 tickets for the game.

     

     

    My wee Bhoy is off to Paris with his Mum, I didn’t realise this when I said I’d offer my extremely ugly and very timid services to the cause.

  24. FFs I wish I was back on IE6.

     

     

    I warned everyone about moving up systems.

     

     

    Pretty sad when you can’t even have the courage of your convictions.

     

     

    SAD.

  25. Mahe the Madman on

    Bhoys due to a mix-mash of circumstances I can only send a cheque right now to help Oscar,,no credit card or paypal or anything. Is there such an address anyone might know ?

     

    Hail Hail

  26. Morning Celts and a happy Friday to ye all.

     

     

    Eurochamps, ready for work perhaps? Same as moi.

     

     

    How did the wee team get on last night?

     

     

    HH