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I admit to some admiration for the Daily Record which today came out with an outstanding article on the integrity and honest which inspires their values.  A truly inspirational piece, although somewhat undermined by an angry, if entertaining, rant against social networking sites and football forums, which are apparently characterised by “insane, insulting and illogical.. messages”, with a “lack of intellect”.

It’s good to see they don’t take themselves too seriously.

We also got the most rewarding argument to justify the accusation that Celtic “reneged” on an agreement to pay Rangers ticket money in advance of this month’s game at Ibrox.  The Record state that Celtic agreed to pay in advance as long as Rangers were not in administration (Celtic may tell a different story), which Rangers now are.  However, as Rangers issued an invoice for the tickets before going into administration, the Record argue that Celtic have, in fact, reneged as their payment didn’t reach Rangers before the administration date, 40 days in advance of the game.

They decline to claim evidence that paying more than 40 days before the game was part of the agreement, but with a startling command of intellect and logic, overlook this fact when claiming “the agreement must still have been broken”.

Don’t even try to figure this one out, it is logic way above your intellect.  It remains to be seen if it has outfoxed Celtic.

The newspaper cites conversations between Rangers staff to back up their story.  No wonder that lot ended up in such a state.  Don’t think this is a concerted effort to undermine your football team, you might feel that way, but, again, it’s a problem with your intellect. A TwitLonger link to the article can be found here.

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  1. philvisreturns on

    Silas – Portsmouth and Rangers in talks over friendly match

     

     

    That’s a good idea.

     

     

    You can imagine the conversations it would entail though:

     

     

    Huns: “You guys pay upfront, we’re good for it…”

     

     

    Has anybody considered informing the Make A Wish Foundation about Rangers’ situation?

     

     

    Maybe they could get a celebrity to cheer them up before Jellygeddon. I hear Jim Davidson doesn’t have much on these days. (thumbsup)

  2. Silas on 5 March, 2012 at 13:35said:

     

    Sheik Yerbouti on 5 March, 2012 at 13:32 said:

     

    Portsmouth and Rangers in talks over friendly match

     

    Maybe they could meet half way and hold it in Manchester??

     

     

    Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

     

     

    Third Lanark and Clydebank to make up a four team tourney.

     

     

    Spokesperson for Greater Manchester has just said “No, nay never, no nay never no more.”

  3. Over..and...Over on

    jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on 5 March, 2012 at 12:50 said:

     

     

    Hoy jabba, Whers the story here? So P L told you he was going to do summitt and he never did it. Get over it you saddoh!!!

     

     

    Why dont you and jackoh chase down Woods, Souness, Roberts, Deboar,Wilkins, Francis, Butcher, wive beater Gazza, Goram (the flying pig) and all the other one’s that were on these special contracts? Id hurry tho I heard Ron Brown & Danny Stewart of the Hunday Post are sniffin around this SCOOP!!!

  4. I hardly post on here, but after reading Jabba’s article at Mum’s house, I now realise I’m less stupider than the rest of yous.

     

     

    Paul, can we change the font on the site to something resembling crayons ?

  5. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Gerry S on 5 March, 2012 at 13:43 said:

     

     

    press ctrl and minus together for smaller

     

     

    ctrl and plus for bigger

     

     

    Hail Hail

  6. Agent Craig "Green and" Whyte!! on

    Afternoon…

     

    Regarding jabba, rather than ban him from CP, why not invite him to a special 1 on 1 Q and A with PL.

     

    In the Celtic Supporters Club in London Rd.

     

    Im sure he’ll enjoy the same hospitality as mr keevins.

  7. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Agent Craig “Green and” Whyte!!

     

     

    PL is a busy man he´d delegate that one to Declan and if Jabba had a phone he´d cut him off

     

     

    Hail Hail

  8. the long wait is over on

    Dont have time to scroll back so apologies if this has been posted already

     

    BBC –

     

    “Portsmouth and Rangers in talks over friendly match

     

    By Matt Slater

     

    Sports news reporter The administrators of Portsmouth and Rangers are in talks about a friendly match to raise funds for the financially troubled clubs. ”

     

     

     

    Much as any fan will want to help their club I honestly would be too embarrassed to go anywhere near such a game if I were a fan of either club.

     

     

    There’s desperate and there’s desparate…

  9. seventyxseven 'gelee et glace' on

    I realise that most of you on here are way too thick to understand what narcissism is, so here is a simple explanation:

     

     

    “NARCISSISTS ARE PEOPLE WHO never learned to make it on their own. Except for their fantasies of perfection, envy of others who have what they lack, and unacknowledged fears of humiliation, they are empty on the inside. They have no real Self to bring to a relationship with another person, but they desperately need someone else to join them in their emptiness and help them maintain emotional equilibrium. The ideal candidate is someone willing to become an extension of the Narcissist’s fragile ego, to serve as an object of admiration, contempt, or often enough both. The sign over their door ought to read: Abandon Self All Ye Who Enter Here.”

     

     

    Now, children, for your homework, see if you can think of anyone who is narcissistic and give a sentence on why you think so. There will be some jelly and ice cream for the boy or girl with the best answer.

  10. BlantyreKev - Parcel=> on

    Childish blog names are really more of a privacy thing, job related connections etc.

     

     

    Anyone who reveals any part of their name or where they live in their blog names is of extremely low intellect.

  11. fanadpatriot on

    Now I know why I stopped reading the Record,my IQ was too low to understand what is written in that Highbrow publication.

     

    Thank you Paul for this site,it helps people like me,to understand what is happening out there.Slan

  12. if celtic had paid up for tickets as fat boy states they said they would ,rangers then went into admin would the said deal then have been worthless and our money would be getting used for other things, with celtic being asked to pay again for said tickets ???

  13. Sandman Is Neil Lennon on

    “He was about to take in another mouthful of the most succulent lamb – anyone who knows Murray shouldn’t be surprised to learn he is a full-blooded, unashamed red meat eater – when he put down his knife and fork.

     

    It was like a statement of intent and looking directly across the table to make sure I hadn’t yet succumbed to the wine, he said:”

     

     

    The above is Jabba Traynor’s problem. The most homo-erotic paragraphs ever written in the history Scottish sporting media.

     

     

    Some people never get over their first true love and pine for them the rest of their lives. We, the thickos of the internet, Celtic, ticket kerfuffles – all just smoke from the fine fire which burns deep in his lions for David Murray.

     

     

    He doesn’t really care. He writes with his constant reader, his David, in mind at all times; any professional thrill of an article completed only facilitated by the fantasy of Murray’s appreciation. Traynor waits on the call, for the pat on his broad pate, every hour, evey minute.

     

     

    Celtic are not the targets of journalistic integrity. We are the victims of a schoolgirl crush thwarted by circumstance, tainted by unpalatable truth and made venemous by spite.

     

     

    Chins up, fatboy. ;)

  14. Agent Craig "Green and" Whyte!! on

    Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on 5 March, 2012 at 13:47 said:

     

    Agent Craig “Green and” Whyte!!

     

     

    PL is a busy man he´d delegate that one to Declan and if Jabba had a phone he´d cut him off

     

     

    Hail Hail

     

     

    Maybe not.

     

    Having read jabbas nonsense today.

     

    Maybe in Declan we have found the ideal debating partner for him.

     

    Only their mothers could tell them apart.

     

    HH

  15. optimistic little soldier on

    Just show Traynor the front page headline: Thugs & Thieves. And then ask him how this compares to insane, insulting and illogical low intellect rabble.

  16. Mort on 5 March, 2012 at 13:40 said:

     

     

    This is soemthing I’ve touched upon in recent weeks. I genuinely don’t think Ibrox with a capacity of 50k is sustainable for them long term. Reducing it’s size and associated running costs is one the few things they can do to bring down their outgoings.

     

     

    When I did a fuller post with figures etc, something closer to 35k looked more appropriate.

     

     

    That’s on the basis that somebody wants to play football there, which I still don’t think it a given.

  17. tic tock on 5 March, 2012 at 13:22 said:

     

    tic tock, where are you coming from?.

     

     

    I’ll mail Paul now to ask for your email so we can hook up.

     

     

    HH

     

     

    Celtfish

  18. philvisreturns on

    weeminger – Groundshare at the Shyberry Excelsior is good enough for them. (thumbsup)

  19. CelticResearch ‏ @CelticResearch · Open

     

    @STVGrant Any confirmation as to who is representing RFC* at today’s SPL meeting?

     

     

    12m Grant Russell ‏ @STVGrant · Open

     

    @CelticResearch Andrew Dickson.

     

     

    CelticResearch ‏ @CelticResearch Reply Retweet Favorite · Open

     

    So RFC* are represented at the SPL Financial Fair Play Summit by their Finance & Football Admin Exec who has been at the club since 1991.

     

     

    Hmmmmmm

  20. All this guff by der hun concerning our Rage-iosity on the emotional richter scale in relation to the scurrilous term “tainted title” genuinely amuses with its flagrant whiff of desperation…supposedly this will be the singular chant at our title winning party at the Cess Pit…I don’t know about the rest of you guys but it actually adds a bit of “flavour” to my celebrations knowing how much they are squirming with deep deep hurt at being slapped down with a ten point penalty…its the raspberry on the ice cream when you know it adds to their hurt…Hatelie, Traynor, DJ et al are all churned up with despair and because it is so all consuming they can’t help but vomit up all their frustration and pain…as it gets closer to the end time we will see the slabbering drivel of these cretins plummet to never been seen before lows of journalistic gutterism…

     

     

    better go- the ice cream vans just come into the street…

  21. googybhoy ♥ Celtic and Integrity on 5 March, 2012 at 13:41 said:

     

    Silas on 5 March, 2012 at 13:35said:

     

    Sheik Yerbouti on 5 March, 2012 at 13:32 said:

     

    Portsmouth and Rangers in talks over friendly match

     

    Maybe they could meet half way and hold it in Manchester??

     

     

    Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

     

     

    Third Lanark and Clydebank to make up a four team tourney.

     

     

    Spokesperson for Greater Manchester has just said “No, nay never, no nay never no more.”

     

     

    philvisreturns on 5 March, 2012 at 13:41 said:

     

    Silas – Portsmouth and Rangers in talks over friendly match

     

     

    That’s a good idea.

     

     

    You can imagine the conversations it would entail though:

     

     

    Huns: “You guys pay upfront, we’re good for it…”

     

     

    Has anybody considered informing the Make A Wish Foundation about Rangers’ situation?

     

     

    Maybe they could get a celebrity to cheer them up before Jellygeddon. I hear Jim Davidson doesn’t have much on these days. (thumbsup)

     

     

     

    aahhahahahahah

     

    brilliant

  22. Over..and...Over on

    jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/

     

     

    No problem :)

     

     

    1. I hold the left click button then drag mouse over to highlight what you want copied let go 2. then right click then copy and 3. when you want to paste it somewhere just right click again then hit copy.

     

     

    sounds complicated but give it a try

     

    HH

  23. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,

     

    but she doesn’t have a lot to say

     

    Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl

     

    but she changes from day to day

     

     

    I want to tell her that I love her a lot

     

    But she has to go and liquidate the huns

     

    Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl

     

    Someday I’m going to make her mine, oh yeh,

     

    someday I’m going to make her mine.

     

     

    Hail Hail