State of the Club, summer 2012

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My friends in Celtic, for the first time in four years we start a league campaign as champions.  We carry a slender-but-hopeful lead into the second leg of our Champions League third qualifying round tie, and we are hotter favourites to win the league this season, than North Korea’s Supreme Leader’s favourite Pyongyang team would be, if he was to playing as striker.

Quite simply, the return on money placed on Celtic to win the league this season more accurately reflects a tax-free savings plan than a gamble.  The bookies will hold your money until March or April then return it with some interest.  Your rate of return will directly reflect the interest they can earn elsewhere.

This is the ninth eve-of-the-season we have reported on the state of the club.  During this time we have gone toe-to-toe with a competitor who tried so hard to get the better of us, they ran up unsustainable debts, which could reach £134m, and which will never be paid or forgiven.

Celtic ran a better operation, were commercially sharper, had by far the best scouting system in the country, but paid their bills and ‘lost’ five leagues in this time.

Living with this was hard.  In fact, it tore the Celtic support apart.  The question was simple, “If they can, why can’t we?”

They couldn’t, and now the ideological debate is over.  Mantras we have heard for decades have proven to be false.  ‘Speculate to accumulate’ and ‘For every fiver Celtic spend….’ were suitable for an inflating market, where player values, TV contracts and match day revenues rose consistently, but this strategy was fatally flawed.

Whatever was accumulated in Scottish football it was never financial reserves, so when revenues dipped, or the vagaries of sporting fortune denied the wealthy their anticipated earnings, Armageddon happened – for one club!

Students of economic history will be able to tell you that even the most obvious economic lessons are eventually forgotten.  New people arrive, achieve some early successes which reaffirm their ideological beliefs (in this instance ‘We deserve more money to be spent on footballers’), make no provisions for the inevitable change in circumstances, before disappearing into the obscurity from which they came, leaving others to live with the consequences.

Here is the true State of your Club.  Celtic will continue its trajectory without changing what has been orthodoxy since the last century.  Over any business period we will spend whatever money comes into the club.  In normal times debt levels will trend downwards, providing space for the afflictions of fortune to be accommodated.  We will most likely promote more players from our precocious youth system and buy fewer squad fillers than in the past.

The blink-junkies, who still believe in the values of Sir David Murray, will be reminded on these pages of their consequences *.

When this period of our history ends, we will reflect back on what, by then, will be the most successful period of any club, in any country.  Ever.  Those of you who lived through Lisbon are now enjoying the second Golden Generation of our club, but this time, nine years will not contain it.  This Generation will stretch from 2000 as far as your mind’s eye can see, if only someone would coin a catchy phrase to encapsulate this successful period!

The Battle of the Ages is over, Celtic have prevailed, as did every Scottish football fan who wanted the madness to end.  We won!

Thanks to everyone who bought a raffle ticket to help with our summer charity causes. Enjoy the season. I will.

*At the moment I’m reading End this Depression Now by Nobel Economics Laureate Paul Krugman, an excellent insight into how even the most eminent allow what they want to believe to obscure some of the lessons every economics under-grad is taught. It’s also a fine retort to the political classes who believe there’s nothing we can do for the economy but strangle it a little tighter.

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  1. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on

    31003 on 3 August, 2012 at 21:17 said:

     

     

    You out tomorrow after the footie?

     

     

    HH

     

     

    CRC

  2. The Spirit of Arthur Lee on

    Irish

     

    Scottish

     

    Korean

     

    Honduras

     

    English

     

    Welsh

     

    Israel

     

    Sweeden

  3. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on 3 August, 2012 at 21:16 said:

     

    Round 2: In Celtic’s opening SPL game last season against Hibs, name the 9 different nationalities that were represented by our starting line up that day

     

     

    (2pts per first correct answer: 1pt per answer if you are correct but not first. Remember only 1 submission per round)

     

    Honduras

     

    Scotland

     

    England

     

    Ireland

     

    Honduras

     

    Kenya

     

    Wales

     

    Holland

     

    Spain

  4. theglasgowcelticway on

    Wait all night for the quiz then the youngest of them family goes missing.Eventually found him,face all dirty and the snooters tripping him.

  5. WonkyRadar at 20:01

     

     

    Angus McCaskill is buried on Cape Breton Island. The giant mound at his burial site gives some idea of his huge size. His family established a museum on Cape Breton, which still exists. Exhibits include his specially made bed and chair, and photographs of four of his normal sized siblings inside one of his vests. My recollection is that the anchor you alluded to slipped and struck his head, and that he later passed away from the injury.

     

    Iniquitous

  6. theglasgowcelticway on 3 August, 2012 at 21:19 said:

     

    Wait all night for the quiz then the youngest of them family goes missing.Eventually found him,face all dirty and the snooters tripping him.

     

     

    Do what I do and tie them to the trampoline until the quiz is finished.

  7. Papa New Guinean

     

     

    Yemeni

     

     

    Quebecer (Although French Canadian/Canadian)

     

     

    Montenegrin

     

     

    Tobagonian

     

     

    British Virgin Islander

     

     

    East Timoresian

     

     

    Burundian

     

     

    Irish

  8. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on

    theglasgowcelticway on 3 August, 2012 at 21:23 said:

     

     

    Not too late to join in!

  9. Cheers, the Cat. (that seems wrong, somehow, a bit like an Irish comedienne, who’s name escapes me, once said about the U2 guitarist “Ah, poor The Edge”). Thanks anyhoo

     

    HH

     

    PV

  10. Jessica Ennis born from Dennis Pennis on

    Is it just me or are all the Olympian ladies looking sexier than ever, even the Russians with trimmed arm pits.

  11. Calm down lads, Muldini’s on the wind up!!! No news of this on the celtic website.

     

     

    Tried to get on SSB 3 times this week “can’t put you on, new callers only” think he meant NEWCO callers only!

     

     

    When THEMS titles get stripped I WANT THEM!!!

     

     

    They cheated… Simples! The runner up is recorded as the winner I want this acknowledged by SPL and SFA records

  12. CQN is changing so am I on

    celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on 3 August, 2012 at 21:16 said:

     

    Round 2: In Celtic’s opening SPL game last season against Hibs, name the 9 different nationalities that were represented by our starting line up that day

     

    Scots

     

    Irish

     

    English

     

    Welsh

     

    Swedish

     

    Israeli

     

    South Korean

     

    Honduran

     

    Kenyan

  13. crc

     

     

    Unfortunantly……non…..mrs 3sy has 1 over me at the mo for the fact that smashy spoiled my credit rating last week by tying me up in the club last week and poured copious amounts of Budweiser down my throat much against my will

  14. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on

    Answers to round 2

     

     

    England

     

    Holland

     

    Honduras

     

    Israel

     

    Poland

     

    Republic of Ireland

     

    Scotland

     

    South Korea

     

    Wales

  15. Estadio Nacional on

    East Kilbride

     

    Largo

     

    Stonehoose

     

    Wishae

     

    Hells bells bells hill

     

    Hamilton Asda

     

    quarter way, close to Halfway.

     

    Rio

     

    Madinat Jameria

     

    Greenhall

  16. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on

    Wee Oscar scoreboard after round 2

     

     

    The Spirit of Arthur Lee 25

     

    Seven Fishes Four Steaks 23

     

    glasgowbhoy 17

     

    Vmhan 11

     

    DJBEE 8

     

    CQN is changing so am I 7

     

    Uly aka Signor Mysterioso, Ace bucketeer 1

  17. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on

    Round 3: Celtic Picture Board: Name the tims?

     

    (2pts per first correct answer: 1pt per answer if you are correct but not first. Remember only 1 submission per round)

     

     

    Mrs CRC got 6 right, so it is easy tonight!!

     

     

    http://i47.tinypic.com/35alpq0.jpg

  18. Korea utd shall never be defeated

     

     

    Do I get a point for Korea kind sir of a famous surname ……. brothers like :¬)

  19. CQN is changing so am I on

    Pole ? Only remember having one pole and he was only here for end of the season big Pavel

  20. Estadio Nacional on

    celticrollercoaster

     

     

    Me and my country have not got a point? You’ve always had a thing about us.

     

     

    That or yer racist.

     

     

     

    EN

  21. celticrollercoaster supporting wee Oscar on

    CQN is changing so am I on 3 August, 2012 at 21:32 said

     

     

    Zaluska

  22. Jessica Ennis born from Dennis Pennis on

    Celtforlife

     

     

    Standards are rising and thats not the only thing.

  23. CQN is changing so am I on

    Gerry Creaney

     

    Dixie Deans

     

    Stevie Baggio Fulton

     

    Tommy Coyne

     

    Brian ONeil

     

    Roy Aitken

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