A victory for ugly men everywhere

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Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini has managed to register his image rights on the off-shore tax-efficient territory of Guernsey.  Income received there for use of his rights everywhere else will not attract the kind of tax mere mortals pay in their daily lives.

Pellegrini, 60, developed a genial personality to combat profound ugliness, an affliction which has affected him for decades, so news that his image has commercial value is a wonderful boon for the multi-millionaire.  Manchester City will also benefit as any monies they pay for use of their manager’s image will not attract tax or National Insurance contributions.

Uefa president, Michele Platini, who has never had to worry about ugliness, now has a different challenge.  Whether or not to abandon his well-meaning Financial Fair Play aspirations, or get ugly on those who try to usurp his best intentions.

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  1. Jings , everyone’s out for a mention tonight.

     

    winning captains you’re a busy man (well done)

     

     

    Oh , and me too please!

     

     

    bonzodog

  2. TBJ Praying for Oscar Knox on

    Michael

     

     

    Your dislike for prawns is strange but not shelfish :) your harming no one

     

     

    Weefra

     

     

    One week and 29 days

  3. DD

     

     

    I like badgers, being a country bumpkin. They have not harmed our cattle with bovine TB. Yet. But, I wish they would start a cull over at the ole snake-gate. :))

     

     

    Weefra HH supporting Wee Oscar.

  4. TBJ no idea the context but I had a scallop yesterdat with glazed leeks and smoked haddock filled tubes of cannelonni in warm buttermilk

  5. TBJ Praying for Oscar Knox on

    Wdh

     

     

    Sounds very nice … local ?

     

     

    Btw … Michael posted a list of things he doesn’t like including prawns …

  6. can you imagine certain employees of hardcore fc drooling at the thought of being asked to a party by a certain consultant to said zombeens

     

     

    hahahahahahaha ahhhhhhh

     

    hahahahahahaha ahhhhhh

     

    hahahahahahaha

  7. TBJ

     

     

    I wonder how many of thems will be deemed to have just had a bit of banter? Rotten to the core. Nothing new then . :((

     

     

    Weefra HH supporting Wee Oscar.

  8. Just heard a quote from some guy on BBC2, seriously he said “The badgers have moved the goal posts”.

     

     

    Fill in your own punchlines……………….

  9. glendalystonsils on

    When Opal fruits died they came back as starburst

     

     

    When Sevco die they could come back as bawsburst.

  10. Evening all

     

     

    Can I just interject a concept at this juncture.

     

     

    I still don’t like that guy McCoist. You know the fella? Likes pies. Demands to know answers to questions he already knows the answers to. Aye, him. Don’t like him

     

     

    Jimbo67 supporting Oscar Knox

  11. TBJ Praying for Oscar Knox on

    Weefra

     

     

    Its significant that plod / focus lifted Celts and zombies on same day

  12. Che (Standing Beside Wee Oscar) on

    Winning Captains can you add me to the list please cheers.

     

     

    7 lifted for The Roll of Honour?

     

    How will that legally sit when they complete the whitewash for the Brits and the bigots sing song the other week?

  13. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS forza Oscar and Mackenzie on

    BUTSYBHOY

     

     

    Oh dear-yer on the list!

     

     

    How’s life?

  14. I’ll ha’e nae hauf-way hoose, but aye be whaur Extremes meet – it’s the only way I ken

     

    To dodge the curst conceit o’ bein’ richt

     

    That damns the vast majority o’ men.

  15. greenyinfurrafenian on

    saw a photo of some fella who got caught cheatin at the auld gas cooker. thought to myself, there’s that mccoist wan at it again!

     

     

    turns oot it wisnae slabbery gob but a fella called stephen lee.

     

     

    wish ah could do the link photo thing, cos there’s a striking similarity in looks (and character)

  16. TBJ

     

     

    It’s important to keep the balance right. Sad.

     

     

    Weefra HH supporting Wee Oscar.

  17. clink\o/ 19:51 on 9 October, 2013 rrc Possibly true. Anyone who utters the phrase ones as bad as the other in any situation is more concerned about their own image. The impression given is of even handedness while in actual fact it is an absence of judgement and a patronising slap in the face to whichever side has the moral high ground. Lazy journalism

     

     

    As Hugh Macdiarmid put it –

     

     

    I’ll ha’e nae hauf-way hoose, but aye be whaur Extremes meet – it’s the only way I ken

     

    To dodge the curst conceit o’ bein’ richt

     

    That damns the vast majority o’ men.

  18. Every now and then you are struck with a reminder of just how utterly incompetent and monumentally stupid the people connected with Rangers/Sevco have been.

     

     

    One such reminder came yesterday, in the form of this quote from their former big-spending manager, former saviour chairman, and would-be Jeffersonian figurehead, “Walter”.

     

     

    “All the people saying this that and the next thing don’t realise that you can’t sit on the board of directors and tell people: ‘We can’t afford to do this.’”

     

     

    “There is no common business sense. Yes, there is money going out, it’s a fact. But what do you do?

     

     

    “Rangers are still losing money but when you make a decision to become involved at Rangers there is no common sense to it.”

     

     

    Where does one even start with this? Where does this utterly incomprehensible crock of steaming manure fit in the pantheon of economic thought??

     

     

    This moron was their chairman, and what’s more he remains – despite his role in bankrupting the original club and then giving succour to the spivs who run its successor – despite all this he remains the go-to guy for those looking to hear the Authentic Voice of The Rangers Establishment.

     

     

    Truly, they have been cursed to have leaders as galactically stupid as this.

  19. I am trying to get my head around something.

     

    If a team goes into admin for the second time will the punishment/penalty be the same as a team that goes into admin for the first time.

     

    If the punishment is different and Sevco go into admin this season will the punishment tell us that the team is the same or a Newco.

     

    Then on the other hand will they start spinning the same company or a Newco company on us.

     

     

    Justwantthetruth csc………HH

  20. What has the Queen written in the batton that will be opened and read out at Celtic Park for the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony?

     

     

    Will she finally reveal her latent Celtic tendencies?

  21. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS forza Oscar and Mackenzie on

    GREENYINFURAFENIAN

     

     

    Might be something in that.

     

     

    Lee comes from Trowbridge,which used to be the home of Bowyers Pies.

     

     

    Maybe Sally visited for some samples,and the cheeky chappie met Lee’s maw?

  22. ST.AndrewsBhoy on

    Winning Captains……infrequent poster but very long time lurker…If you could add me to the list?that would be appreciated…..fame at last ;)

     

    HH

  23. greenyinfurrafenian on

    sir cardigan of brown broguery has been my most hated figure concerning the govan chanty wrastlers for a long time.

     

     

    it gives me great pleasure that he has been a big player in their demise and suffering.

     

     

    gaun yersel ya tolly

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