A victory for ugly men everywhere

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Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini has managed to register his image rights on the off-shore tax-efficient territory of Guernsey.  Income received there for use of his rights everywhere else will not attract the kind of tax mere mortals pay in their daily lives.

Pellegrini, 60, developed a genial personality to combat profound ugliness, an affliction which has affected him for decades, so news that his image has commercial value is a wonderful boon for the multi-millionaire.  Manchester City will also benefit as any monies they pay for use of their manager’s image will not attract tax or National Insurance contributions.

Uefa president, Michele Platini, who has never had to worry about ugliness, now has a different challenge.  Whether or not to abandon his well-meaning Financial Fair Play aspirations, or get ugly on those who try to usurp his best intentions.

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  1. Clink\o/

     

     

    Recent worthless foam from the mouth of thommo…

     

     

    We are as bad as each other & rangers never died…

     

     

    I would say ole thommo has already had things explained to him.

     

     

    Wouldn’t you?

  2. big anton rogan

     

     

    19:11 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    The zombies have seen through him, the Huns on RM can’t stand him and want him sacked he’s the new john greig, me I would keep him where he is and on the same money the guys a mug and with him in the dugout they will never get near us he’s a cardigan clone throws money at everything even when it isint there’s HH

     

    Glasgow is green and white

  3. Winning Captains

     

     

    If you would be so kind to include my name. Thanks.

     

     

    Re the gb, the snp are committing suicide here. No right thinking football fan will surely side with them.

     

     

    Insane on their part. But bar salmond, they are all seem a bit thick and poor politicians.

  4. Ok where is this list!

     

     

    If my name is not on the list I demand to know the name of everyone on it!

     

     

    McOistcsc

  5. Damn and blast. I thought I’d see if I could get a tax break on account of my ageing fizzer.

     

     

    However I got to Guernsey and the accountant guy I saw said – ‘You a Tim?’

     

     

    ‘Aye’ Sez I.

     

     

    ‘Thought so’ quoth the official

     

     

    ‘How’s that?’ I idly enquired….

     

     

    ‘Only a Tim could be that good looking at your age sir. Now on yer way with you back to your Champions League Party.’ Turning to his office intercom he instructed his PA ‘Send in Mr D Dodds.’ Turning off the intercom and addressing me once more he assured me ‘I’m gonna make a whole heap of cash from this guys tax free fizzer…..’

     

     

    True story.

  6. Logical Optimist on

    Winning Captains

     

     

    If its not too late, can you include me too pls ?

     

     

    Many thanks.

     

     

    Logical Optimist

     

     

    HH

  7. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    clink\o/

     

     

    19:32 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    You’re not revelling in their misfortune……you are just rejoicing in the ‘good fortune’ of their demise….!!!!

  8. Delaneys Dunky on

    Canamalar

     

     

    With their deluded superiority complex, it would be the intergalactic. Maybe no. The Tic!! :)

  9. Good evening all.

     

     

    TBJ @ 1935

     

     

    Brilliant. How are you this evening? Well I hope. :))

     

     

    Weefra HH supporting Wee Oscar.

  10. Whit aboot “The Deadgers” Sounds about right. :))

     

     

    Weefra HH supporting Wee Oscar.

  11. I don’t like:

     

    Prawns;

     

    Sevco fc;

     

    Shopping;

     

    EastEnders;

     

    SSB;

     

    The Tory Party;

     

    Chic Dung;

     

    Paisley;

     

    Lists.

  12. TBJ Praying for Oscar Knox on

    Weefra

     

     

    Im okish…. went to embra today for my indian visa. Decided to taken the train…. shambles.

     

     

    Tired oot after a day off work.

     

     

    Btw

     

     

     

    A wee shifty at zombie media indicates a number of them have been lifted today for singing uvf songs and the song about bobby sands

  13. Jane Field Street on

    winning captains

     

     

    I am a very, very infrequent poster but almost constant lurker. Please add my name to the list.

     

     

    Thank you,

     

     

    Jane Field Street

  14. Paul67 et al

     

     

    I learned long ago.

     

    Never pick a fight with an ugly guy

     

    He’s got nothing to lose!

     

     

    Robin Williams CSC

  15. When Sevco start up again at East End Park will they have their marble staircase with them?

     

     

    When the zombies start wailing, remind them that Walter said it was their fault for wanting success.

  16. rrc

     

    Possibly true.

     

    Anyone who utters the phrase ones as bad as the other

     

    in any situation is more concerned about their own image.

     

    The impression given is of even handedness while in actual fact it is an absence of judgement and a patronising slap in the face to whichever side has the moral high ground.

     

    Lazy journalism

  17. Winning Captains

     

     

    Can you add me to the list please,fame at last.

     

     

    Thank you thank you very much!

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