A victory for ugly men everywhere

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Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini has managed to register his image rights on the off-shore tax-efficient territory of Guernsey.  Income received there for use of his rights everywhere else will not attract the kind of tax mere mortals pay in their daily lives.

Pellegrini, 60, developed a genial personality to combat profound ugliness, an affliction which has affected him for decades, so news that his image has commercial value is a wonderful boon for the multi-millionaire.  Manchester City will also benefit as any monies they pay for use of their manager’s image will not attract tax or National Insurance contributions.

Uefa president, Michele Platini, who has never had to worry about ugliness, now has a different challenge.  Whether or not to abandon his well-meaning Financial Fair Play aspirations, or get ugly on those who try to usurp his best intentions.

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  1. Does anyone here remember Paul Baxendale-Walker?

     

     

    If so, i have a funny story concerning him today…

  2. Dbbia

     

     

    ‘Rough Justice’

     

     

    Pity Sir Robert Watson-Watt strange target of this radar plot.

     

    And thus, with others I can mention, the victim of his own invention.

     

    His magical all-seeing eye enabled cloud-bound planes to fly.

     

    But now by some ironic twist it spots the speeding motorist

     

    and bites, no doubt with legal wit, the hand that once created it

  3. I wont bore you with the details, but the introduction should provide enough amusement…

     

     

     

    Introduction – the hunny bunnies club

     

     

    1. Paul Baxendale-Walker (who also goes by the name Paul Chaplin) was formerly a barrister and then a solicitor specialising in tax law. Some people might have found that exciting enough, but since 2005, when he acquired and ran a company making pornographic films in which he also starred, he has been active in the sex industry. He describes himself now as a wealthy man living a playboy lifestyle. Those who are interested can apparently find details in the pages of Loaded magazine, which he purchased in May 2012. His lifestyle involves essentially casual relationships with multiple sexual partners, a group or club of women known as his “hunny bunnies” to whom, in return for their sexual favours, he makes lavish gifts, including money, clothes and holidays, as well as providing flats and cars for their use.

     

     

    2. The defendant, Natasha Eustace, currently aged 25, was one member of this club. According to Mr Baxendale-Walker, they had what was no more than a casual and (on both sides) non-exclusive sexual relationship beginning in the summer of 2010 and lasting until December 2011, at which time their sexual relationship ended, although they remained friends. In August 2012 they agreed to give their relationship another go, but this did not work out and the attempt ended in October 2012, after which they remained merely friends. According to his evidence:

     

     

    “She was never anything more than a TV stripper and glamour model, who provided sex and occasional companionship in exchange for a comfortable and conditional standard of living which I procured for her. … She is only one of more than a dozen girls for whom I procure the provision [of] housing, cars and other benefits. The provision is always conditional on my satisfaction with the relationship. As soon as I am no longer satisfied, the use benefits are withdrawn.”

     

     

    3. Miss Eustace gives a different account. She claims that they had a loving and close relationship, which lasted until the beginning of 2013, and that although there were arguments over Mr Baxendale-Walker’s sexual activities with other women, it was intended to be a long-term and faithful relationship which would eventually lead to marriage, which was discussed on more than one occasion. That might seem an implausible claim to avid readers of Loaded magazine, but e-mails produced in evidence suggest that there was or at least may have been something more to the relationship than the less than gallant evidence quoted above. For example, in an e-mail dated 29 April 2012 Mr Baxendale-Walker assured Miss Eustace (among many other things) that:

     

     

    “I do care about you.

     

     

    More than anyone on this fucking planet. More than anyone has, or ever will in your life. …

     

     

    There’s 1,000 different ways to make the genuine love that you and me have work.

     

     

    That bit inside you that makes you want to sabotage relationships, [including friends] has succeeded in fucking up the most amazing relationship in your life. …”

     

     

    4. He said that without her (at that time their on-off relationship was going through one of its off periods) he felt “like my right arm’s been torn off”.

     

     

    5. Again, in a rambling and emotional e-mail dated 1 June 2012 he stated (again among many other things) that:

     

     

    “You know I fell in love with you. You know I never stopped and you know I am deeply in love with you still.

     

     

    There is just something in you that from the start touched me in a place I had never felt even since I was a child.

     

     

    It is the Natasha colour of my soul. I guess it must always have been there, but it took you coming into my life to awaken it.

     

     

    Since then, my life has not been the same.

     

     

    It can never be the same.

     

     

    The specialness of who you are has opened my heart as I never knew it could be.

     

     

    That is an amazing, beautiful, thing. …”

     

     

    6. The e-mail goes on in similar vein to speak of the emptiness of Mr Baxendale-Walker’s playboy life, describing his other girlfriends as “the shit girls”, and contrasting them with his genuine love for and commitment to Miss Eustace (“I had fallen in love with you, real love, love such as I have never known. Love that changed my relationship to the fucked up addict-like world I had created with BB [his pornographic film company] … I was committed to you”). He described also his desire to have a faithful relationship with Miss Eustace or, as he put it, to “go 1 on 1”, and the fulfilment which (while it had lasted) this had brought him:

     

     

    “Tasha, I did it. I went 1 on 1 with you. Totally. It’s what I wanted to do. It was all 1 with deciding to get out of BB. Fantastic!

     

     

    But then babe, I’m sorry, but you turned round and said you didn’t want to do it. You said maybe it’s better if we all just have open relationships and see whoever we want. …

     

     

    When you did that turn around, I fell to pieces. In Jan 011 I thought I had found a new world: getting out of BB, being solely with you, together.

     

     

    You touched my deepest love, my soul darling. I had this flood of feelings I had never felt. All good, real, profound. …”

     

     

    7. Mr Baxendale-Walker concludes the e-mail by insisting that he still loves Miss Eustace, that without her he is lonely and desperate, that his only desire is to “fill your life with love and kindness and happiness and fun and togetherness”, and pleading with her to give their relationship another chance (“I want to spend my whole life with you building love”).

     

     

    8. While these e-mails would not necessarily win any literary prizes, and it appears that there were e-mails at other times which imply a lesser degree of commitment, they do have a genuine ring which at least suggests that Miss Eustace may well have been rather more to Mr Baxendale-Walker than just another stripper who would have sex with him in exchange for temporary material benefits. It is not possible to determine on this application the precise nature of the relationship but, whatever it was, it formed the context in which Mr Baxendale-Walker provided (or procured the provision of) housing and motor vehicles to Miss Eustace.

  4. Dobbo

     

     

    16:55 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    Does anyone here remember Paul Baxendale-Walker?

     

     

    If so, i have a funny story concerning him today…

     

    ————————————————————————–

     

    Is that not the porno guy that was “advising” the Oldco currents?

  5. How can anyone possibly follow the goings on down govan way , with all the players in this debacle .

  6. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    ‘It is the Natasha colour of my soul.’

     

     

    -one of the early symptoms of Rangersitis. Your soul goes the colour of Tash, or in chronic cases, Sash.

  7. BIGNAN 15 25 7 oct.

     

    Been trying to catch up for ages (travelling around Thailand lately as have my son with me and sharing my notebook, so even harder) about this! Have signed this petition 5 times,receiving thanks but name never appearing, last 2/3 only using UK as address. Thinking I no longer exist on records (no problem though with that,get my pension).

     

    Yesterday 6th time plus a comment saw comment come up later so halfway there!

     

    tusker

  8. Obviously was…..he suits them down to the ground, taking into account SDM, King, Green, the Motherwell born “billionaire”, Walter, Sally and many more such pond life.

     

     

    HellmendthemallCSC

  9. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo

     

    15:28 on

     

    9 October, 2013

     

    Chairbhoy

     

     

    King got 26m back 6 months later it was in the Mark Daly program the men who sold the shits

     

     

    HH

     

     

    Exactly what I was on about a couple of nights ago,when I mentioned that Mr King and Mr Murray,visited an East End establishment,owned by the never seen,Mr Papadoupolis,and asked Dot Cotton,”Can you launder this please”Cue old Dots eyebros shooting upwards.

  10. tusker

     

     

    17:05 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    BIGNAN 15 25 7 oct.

     

    Been trying to catch up for ages (travelling around Thailand lately as have my son with me and sharing my notebook, so even harder) about this! Have signed this petition 5 times,receiving thanks but name never appearing, last 2/3 only using UK as address. Thinking I no longer exist on records (no problem though with that,get my pension).

     

    Yesterday 6th time plus a comment saw comment come up later so halfway there!

     

    tusker

     

    …………………………………

     

    Tusker, you are not the first, Robbie the Pict had the same problem, and but for me noticing his comment and the absence of his name he wouldn’t appear on the list of “signatures” as a supporter.

     

     

    Please, please, persevere and use the contact information at the foot of the box where your details go. This reads:

     

     

    ” If you continue to experience difficulty please email your details to petitions@scottish.parliament.uk and the clerking team will add your signature.”

     

     

    Don’t give up and please ask the clerking team to pass on your difficulties to the petitioner (Me).

     

     

    If you can go on Facebook go to my petition website at:

     

     

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Secret-Society-Membership-Declaration-by-Decision-Makers/1380320142194441

     

     

    and give me your full details and I will contact the clerks, but they will just say “I don’t understand this did they have difficulty with the CAPTCHA?”

     

     

    I think the CAPTCHA for my petition was dreamed up at Grand Lodge! Don’t be put off and keep refreshing till you get one that is legible.

     

     

    Don’t listen to the CAPTCHA Sound symbol as it sounds like someone drunk drowning in a bath of custard.

     

     

    Keep up the good work in Thailand.

     

     

    H.H.

  11. dobbo

     

     

    16:57 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    I wont bore you with the details, but the introduction should provide enough amusement…

     

     

    Right at the end of it I thought you were at least gong to make a point….

     

     

    Something along the line of

     

     

    And the e-mails were used in evidence..

     

    Which may have had some significance to Charlottes e-mails…. or something like that

     

     

    But no…. ; )

     

     

    HH

  12. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    dobbo- everyone’s a critic; like a genuine porn star is going to care about the plot ;/)

  13. channelislandcelt wee oscar has done it before and he'll do it again on

    Just like to point out that the only ugliness in the Channel Islands comes in the shape of the resident Zombies :0 )

     

     

    HH

  14. LAST CHANCE THIS EVENING TO BE ON THE LIST FOR INCLUSION IN THE CQN ANNUAL 2014

     

     

    Sorry for the long post once again. Here is the latest version of the list for the forthcoming CQN Annual. We’ll close the list tonight so that I am not clogging up the blog for any longer. If you want your name added please let me know this evening. If I have missed anyone please let me know. For those who haven’t read back these names will appear along the bottom of the pages in the CQN Annual which we are working on at the moment.

     

     

     

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS

     

    SCF 1980 – Celtic won

     

    Bigshuggy

     

    tonydonnelly67

     

    DiCanioWasADream

     

    Thindimebhoy

     

    OldTim67

     

    Blantyre Kev

     

    Taggsybhoy

     

    Johnnybhoy

     

    Paddybhoy88

     

    Phyllis Dietrichson

     

    BJMac

     

    Gerry McNee’s sacred medal

     

    Nuclear Bovril and a Half Munched Pie

     

    The Green Man

     

    fritzsong

     

    cavansam \o/

     

    Garygillespieshamstring

     

    iPaddy McCourt

     

    79caps

     

    Istanbulcelt

     

    jungle jam67

     

    anditsthepoleagain

     

    cliftonville celt from Belfast

     

    Marti Sandino

     

    DeniaBhoy

     

    Delaneys Dunky

     

    Greensideup

     

    Mountblow tim

     

    maestro-number8

     

    thebhoydaveJAPAN

     

    masty

     

    DontPatmadug

     

    The Spirit Of Arthur Lee

     

    Billy Bhoy 05

     

    NatKnow

     

    IanBhoy929

     

    Weebobbycollins

     

    MaynoothBhoy

     

    GerryBhoy

     

    excathedra44

     

    the long wait is over

     

    Barcabhoy

     

    southcoastjhim

     

    minx1888

     

    Kevtic

     

    Falkirkbhoy

     

    CaltonTongues

     

    Sparkx

     

    Drambowiecelt

     

    Swindonbhoy

     

    Edwardburns5

     

    Big Mike

     

    Gretnabhoy

     

    RobertTressell

     

    Maestro

     

    Glendalystonsils

     

    roy croppie

     

    quonno

     

    Henry Clarson

     

    31003

     

    buick makane

     

    John O’Neil

     

    GrannyMacsBhoy

     

    VP

     

    ToffeeTim

     

    Richie

     

    paolosboots

     

    kikinthenakas

     

    Kilbowie Kelt

     

    Magnificentseven

     

    Greenyinfurrafenian

     

    Truth_Beauty_and_Freedom

     

    Freddiebhoy

     

    ACGR

     

    RWE

     

    Mihal

     

    Mncelt

     

    GG

     

    Michael

     

    Mahe the Madman

     

    Tom McLaughlin

     

    Skyisalandfill

     

    Mea Culpa

     

    Jungle Jim

     

    Parkheadcumsalford

     

    FourGreenFields

     

    Yogiy

     

    Taurangabhoy

     

    ROW Z – Let Celtic Flourish By The Cleansing Of The ‘Den!

     

    Marrakesh Express

     

    BigYinMilan

     

    GourockEmeraldBhoy

     

    saltires en sevilla

     

    Joe Filippis Haircut

     

    sean thornton

     

    Winning Captains

     

    Big Joe

     

    johann Murdoch

     

    JohnnyClash

     

    The Little Gentleman In The Black Velvet Waistcoat

     

    Charliebhoy

     

    Scottishleaf

     

    Jinkyredstar

     

    Whitedoghunch

     

    AKBW1888

     

    jc2

     

    Headtheball

     

    Sipsini

     

    Doctor Whatfor

     

    TinyTim

     

    YogiHughes

     

    The Red Telephone

     

    Petec

     

    Bawsman

     

    Gordon_J backing Neil Lennon

     

    RRC:

     

    bournesouprecipe

     

    Can I Have Raspberry On That Champions League Ice Cream

     

    GlassTwoThirdsFull

     

    time for change

     

    Philbhoy – Bring it on!!!!

     

    MickTT

     

    Monaghan1900

     

    Sandman

     

    BigChipsUK

     

    ernie lynch

     

    thecyclist

     

    Chairbhoy

     

    The Battered Bunnet

     

    Soukous

     

    I’m Neil Lennon (tamrabam)

     

    Walfrid 88

     

    goldstar10

     

    setting free the bears

     

    Doc

     

    ASonOfDan

     

    mcgrory1888

     

    Dontbrattbakkinanger

     

    Auldheid

     

    An Tearmann

     

    Jamesgang

     

    iki

     

    Scottishleaf

     

    Lennybhoy

     

    Greendreamz

     

    the hooped crusader

     

    !!Bada Bing!!

     

    Turkeybhoy

     

    Summa of Sammi…

     

    Jimmci

     

    blantyretim

     

    The Honest Mistake loves being first

     

    Tomtheleedstim

     

    desertbhoy

     

    weeminger

     

    BoscoBhoy02

     

    Teuchter ár lá

     

    Bryce Curdy

     

    CultsBhoy loves being 1st forever & ever

     

    Bhoylo83

     

    Big Nan

     

    Kojo

     

    BobbyRussell

     

    Yorkbhoy

     

    bankiebhoy1

     

    Saint Stivs

     

    O.G.Rafferty

     

    Oiney Hoy

     

    leftclicktic

     

    Tallybhoy

     

    gallowgate mad squad

     

    Neustadt-Braw

     

    ulysses mcghee

     

    jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/

     

    Dobbo

     

    Margaret McGill

     

    Sixtaeseven

     

    weeman67

     

    eddieinkirkmichael

     

    The Little Gentleman In The Black Velvet Waistcoat

     

    macanbheatha Oscar Abú

     

    16 roads

     

    Dessybhoy

     

    channelislandcelt

     

    Hamiltontim

     

    Cowiebhoy

     

    The Singing Detective Demands The Resignation Of Campbell Ogilvie

     

    Kayal33

     

    Murdochbhoy

     

    FAVOURITE UNCLE

     

    Whitedoghunch

     

    whitecrook tim

     

    An Dun

     

    jimbo67

     

    canamalar

     

    THE EXILED TIM

     

    Ten Men Won The League

     

    thomthethim

     

    mighty tim

     

    jeez_I_thought_blinker_was_pants

     

    prestonpans bhoys

     

    McDowellcelt

     

    garcia lorca

     

    hotshot

     

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    emusanorphan

     

    philcool

     

    Weebobbycollins – agent permitting

     

    pedro67

     

    Jobo Baldie

     

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    Gordon64

     

    ….PFayr

     

    brnobhoy

     

    Big Georges Fan Club

     

    Wee Big Georges Fan Club

     

    Eurochamps67

     

    charles kickham

     

    hankray

     

    Raymac

     

    MurdochauldandHay

     

    bognorbhoyle

     

    onlymallony

     

    corkcelt

     

    WeefratheTim

     

    GlendalystonsilsCeltic Mac

     

    Brogan Rogan Trevino and Hogan

     

    Geordie Munro

     

    Sid

     

    medtim

     

    weet weet weet

     

    gerald766

     

    viewfaethewindae

     

    fan-a-tic

     

    Cathedral View

     

    Owen

     

    Fanadpatriot

     

    Sponsored by Cheetah

     

    Mncelt

     

    SuperSutton

     

    hen1rik

     

    Zimmerman

     

    markderrybhoy

     

    Burghbhoy

     

    jackie mac

     

    gherrybhoy57

     

    dena29

     

    A LONE WOLFS TONES

     

    Praecepta

     

    AtticusFinch

     

    no, I’M Neil Lennon “i’ll never walk alone” (fourstonecoppi )

     

    WeefratheTim

     

    j67

     

    lefthandpillaroldjungle

     

    The Class of 67

     

    Neustadt-Braw

     

    Fieldofdrams

     

    Papa John

     

    Celticrollercoaster

     

    Frantic07

     

    Higgs Bosun

     

    dim sam

     

    Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo

     

    Up like a bird

     

    Chairbhoy

     

    67Heaven

     

    Art of War

     

    MHARK67 prayin for OSCAR KNOX

     

    Sixoclockatthechapel

     

    Billy Bhoy

     

    gordybhoy64

     

    Bhoy67

     

    wicklowbhoy in Bavaria

     

    Zihuatanejo

     

    Paul67

     

    Fred C. Dobbs

     

    nally81

     

    shady

     

    DougC

     

    Ni

     

    Tinmhan

     

    Hebcelt

     

    greengray1967

     

    Terrymac

     

    Tomcourtney

     

    lymmbhoy

  15. sheik yerbouti

     

     

    17:23 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    one of the greatest celtic games ive ever been toowe should have won a european trophy with these guya team packed full of talent1985

     

     

    My first Cup Final… still remember it, always liked Eammon Bannon as a player, big Aitken went down like a felled tree. Great team, great memories, and Archie McPhersons commentary of Provans goal, magical.

     

     

    HH

  16. winning captains

     

     

    17:36 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    Great, the list again….! ; )

     

     

    HH

  17. 16 roads - Wee Oscar the Celtic warrior. on

    No human being is ugly apart from huns,but they are not really human anyway,they are zombies.

     

     

    God created us all in his image.

     

     

    Huns really are ugly swines.

  18. sheik yerbouti

     

     

    17:23 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    at that final I was wearing a green sweat shirt, yellow trousers and white baseball boots with green, white and yellow scarves tied to my wrists. I was standing on a barrier above the crowd at the end and an old guy told me to get down as he didn’t have his sunglasses with him…

  19. Fholks

     

     

    Just purchased two tickets for Ajax game, Celtic Park. Was the only way to take the blonde one for seats together.

     

     

    I now have my original ticket spare, Main Stand WS 2. Nearer to directors box.

     

     

    Is £28, but having just spent nearly £86 on two tickets, I have to raise the price of my original.

     

     

    Any takers at £28…..

     

     

    HH

  20. dobbo

     

     

    17:42 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    I hope i have not violated Paul 67′s language policy – if i have i apologise.

     

     

    A bit of light entertainment

     

     

    micktt

     

     

    17:46 on 9 October, 2013

     

     

    FholksJust purchased two tickets for Ajax game, Celtic Park. Was the only way to take the blonde one for seats together.I now have my original ticket spare, Main Stand WS 2. Nearer to directors box.Is £28, but having just spent nearly £86 on two tickets, I have to raise the price of my original.Any takers at £28…..

     

     

    E mail BMCUW he has mine…

     

     

    HH

  21. RobinBhoy - Supporting Wee Oscar and Mackenzie on

    Winning Captains

     

     

    Please include my moniker for the annual.

     

     

    HH RobinBhoy

  22. Is There No End To The List Of Calamities….

     

     

    Resulting From The Bizarre Decision Of The Corrupt Fat Toads Of FIFA….

     

     

    To Award The 2022 World Cup……

     

     

    To Those Delightful ‘Sons Of The Desert’?

     

     

    Most Likely….If The Tournament Is Moved From The Summer…..

     

     

    It Will Take Place In November…..

     

     

    To Avoid A Clash With The 2022 Winter Olympic Games……

     

     

    Which Are Held In January….

     

     

    As A Consequence,It Will Adversely Affect The Schedules Of European League Competitions…..

     

     

    For At Least Three Seasons….

     

     

    And No One Has Yet Mentioned What Effect It Might Have On Other Regional Tournaments…..

     

     

    Such As The Africas’ Cup…….

     

     

    Which Takes Place In The January……

     

     

    Of Every Second Year…

     

     

    And Today,We Hear Of Yet ANOTHER ‘Fly In The Ointment’…..

     

     

     

    With The News That Gulf States…..

     

     

    Including Qatar…..

     

     

    Intend To Restrict Entry Of ‘Certain Groups Of Folk’…..

     

     

    To Their ‘Desert Nirvanas’…..

     

     

    Which Should Raise Some ‘Dot Cotton’. Eye-Brows…..

     

     

    Amongst The More ‘Vibrant & Colorful ‘

     

     

    Contributors……

     

     

    On This Sainted Blog….

     

     

    Who Had Entertained Any Thoughts Of Travelling To WC 2022…..

     

     

     

    http://news.kuwaittimes.net/visa-homosexuals-arabian-gulf-gcc-detect-bar-gays-transgenders/

     

     

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2449051/Gulf-states-introduce-medical-testing-travellers-detect-gay-people-stop-entering-country.html

     

     

    Me….? Ah’m Mair Concerned That Bold Canamalar….

     

     

    Makes It Back To Blighty In One Piece…..

     

     

    Wi’ His Scented Love Letters Fae Saint Julian Of Assange…..

     

     

    And Oor Customs & Immigration Officers Are ‘Braced And Ready’….

     

     

    To Repel A Sudden Influx Of ‘Wannabe Interior Designers’ From The Gulf Emirates…..

     

     

    Seeking ‘Asylum’ In Our Enchanted Sceptred Isles….

     

     

    Still…..Laughin’

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