Dissonance as well as rubbish football afflicts Hearts

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Our old friend Cognitive Dissonance was at play again last night.  Hearts manager, Paolo Sergio, seemed to accept Stephen Elliot’s second minute attempt was cleared so quickly officials might not have had a chance to ascertain if it crossed the line, but he tried to reconcile his frustration at this reality by publicly adopting a position which, on reflection, he should accept is in contravention to the rules of the game.

Elliot’s attempt struck Joe Ledley, who was standing on the line with his arms stationary and by his side, before being cleared by Fraser Forster.

Sergio said, “If you don’t see the ball over the line then you should see the handball which is a penalty and a red card.”

It’s scarcely credible that the Hearts manager is unaware of the rules of the game which clearly establish that for a handball offence to be committed the player needs to deliberately use a hand or arm to play the ball, not have the ball played against his stationary hand or arm.

No one had much of a clue whether the ball had crossed the line or not until after watching multiple TV replays and even then, while I can understand the attacking team claiming a goal, TV evidence does not provide conclusive proof that the whole of the ball crossed the line.

This will no doubt be the source of Sergio’s frustration; his team could have taken the lead but didn’t.  Armed with this frustration he then created a false scenario which allowed him to reconcile his feelings of grievance.

What a shower.  Struggling to operate in the SPL and pay tax, disorganised team structure and afflicted by football’s Cognitive Dissonance epidemic.

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  1. Up over goal

     

    I would say to that, Matthews is 19,

     

    extremely fit, he is without doubt

     

    the 1st choice RB. At this stage in the

     

    season if it ain’t broke etc etc.

     

     

    The competition for places in our

     

    team should virtually wipe out

     

    complacency. If you fear for your

     

    place you are a dangerous, hungry player.

     

     

    As the great Apollo Creed said ‘eye of

     

    the tiger’..

     

     

    We have it.

     

     

    Brimmer

  2. Steinreignedsupreme on

    celticinthesun says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 11:37

     

     

    “Best case scenario for me would be several independant groups claiming to be the real Rangers. Including one from a group of fans.”

     

     

    I think that is what will happen with the Huns. I see it as a similar scenario to Wimbledon with Milton Keynes Dons and AFC Wimbledon.

     

     

    In the case of the Huns it may be Kinning Park Gers and AFC (or more likely FTP) Rangers.

     

     

    Either way, they start afresh with no history. The positive points here are they will never have had any sectarian signing policy or been banned from Europe.

  3. Saint Stivs says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 11:48

     

    need a bit of help bhoys.

     

     

    give me ten minutes of your valuable time, and at your next break, or if you can at your workstation , or sitting in your house

     

     

    play the Moravcik67 WORLD CLASS CELTIC

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ZKQfp7D6U

     

     

    Sitting here in Paisley looking over the Arnotts building, and just wanting to reach out and share.

     

     

    jelly and ice cream anyone ?

     

     

    ====================================================

     

     

    A better view than a basement in Greenock…………….

     

     

    Off for lunch, Jelly & Ice Cream

     

     

    Catman

  4. Steinreignedsupreme says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 11:54

     

     

    I think ultimately whoever controls Ibrox will be winner.

     

     

    Hopefully it won’t be that simple. Perhaps there will be a few incarnations all taking a place on the sectarian spectrum of hunnery making their own particular claim to what Rangers are really about. That would be the spectacle I would most enjoy.

  5. Sixtwo;

     

     

    Absolutely brilliant, mate.

     

     

    I had tears rolling down my face reading that. I could almost hear Johnny belt that out!

     

     

    Working 1873 in was a masterstroke. You’ve brightened up a dull day!

     

     

    Cheers

  6. Forgot to add the lyrics of the last Verse of Glavegas – Ice Cream Van

     

     

    Destroying the ground where the gruesome lays

     

    Sectarianism and the hurtful racist ways

     

    Bring back the glory days

     

    Active citizenship

     

     

    Theres a storm on the Horizon

  7. Regards NewCo. As far as I can gather if a new buyer with no recorded history with previous owners/directors bought the whole package they could name themselves Rangers 2012 or Glasgow Rangers and I’m fairly sure HMRC would not be able to show it was a phoenix. Whereas if eg Ellis or Dave King bought the whole shebang and named it Glasgow Rovers, they may well go after.

     

     

    The name is not that significant, it’s who is in control of the assets.

  8. What is the Stars says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 12:00

     

     

    Victor was put on this planet by god!

     

     

    LB

  9. A better view than a basement in Greenock…………….

     

     

    Off for lunch, Jelly & Ice Cream

     

     

    Catman

     

     

    ————

     

     

    and now everyone is wondering why we were in a basement in greenock.

     

     

    loose lips sink ships.

     

     

    shhhoooshhhh

  10. Mort / Cardiffbhoy

     

     

    Cheers chaps :)

     

     

    Just spent last half hour searching back through tweets trying to find that exact page…. maybe should have hit F5 first before I set out on my quest.

     

    Will keep hold of that link this time as I imagine I may be needing to waggle it under some orcish noses relatively soon.

  11. Good afternoon CQNers, is it wrong to be driving through the towns of Kilwinning and Dalry

     

    with the Pogues blaring out?

     

    A big GIRFUT, hehe

     

     

    HH

  12. hoopeddreams says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 11:11

     

    TBB

     

    //////////

     

    agree, CW is the the guy who goes to auction buys a banger, someone nicks it and writes it off, CW claims on the insurance.

  13. McNair is the greatest on

    Fergus & Neil must be the ones to unfurl the flag this year. The man with the plan and the man they couldnt break have done as much for our club as Brother Walfrid & Jock. We must show our appreciation with this honour – we could also throw in a party with jelly & ice cream.

  14. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    BILLY BHOY

     

     

    Aye,and remember it WAS 1873.

     

     

    NOT 1872.

     

     

    Rewriting history.

     

     

    I don’t remember them saying they won the ECWC in their centenary season,or their eponymously-named stand being opened a year late.

     

     

    Nor do I remember them celebrating their tainted 9iar in their 125th,they were hoping for a huge party for their tenth.

     

     

    I don’t understand this 1872,and neither do any of my by-now confused hun mates.

  15. Palacio67 says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 12:06

     

    Good afternoon CQNers, is it wrong to be driving through the towns of Kilwinning and Dalry

     

    with the Pogues blaring out?

     

    A big GIRFUT, hehe

     

     

     

    ——————–

     

     

    aye, now get aff the pavements and back on the roads.

     

     

    GIRUT indeedy,

     

     

    TAL

     

     

    hahaahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

  16. Here is the question to ask when the time comes and you have a bear saying Rangers2012 are the most successful team in the world….

     

     

    If you get into Europe after your 3 year ban what is your UEFA Club coefficient?

     

     

    We know the answer is zero and they will only have the League co-efficient.

  17. BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 12:07

     

    BILLY BHOY

     

     

    Aye,and remember it WAS 1873.

     

     

    NOT 1872.

     

     

    Rewriting history.

     

     

    I don’t remember them saying they won the ECWC in their centenary season,or their eponymously-named stand being opened a year late.

     

     

    Nor do I remember them celebrating their tainted 9iar in their 125th,they were hoping for a huge party for their tenth.

     

     

    I don’t understand this 1872,and neither do any of my by-now confused hun mates.

     

     

    ………..

     

     

    The year of the first kickabout on Glasgow Green? Mibbie they did that but formed the football team the year later?

  18. McNair is the greatest says:

     

    10 February, 2012 at 12:07

     

     

    Excellent Idea. Both Fergus and Neil should be there. Perhaps it will go someway towards our saying sorry to Fergus.

  19. Are we actually witnessing the Minty Python’s life of Craig Whyte?

     

     

    “He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!”

     

    __

     

     

    Craig: Excuse me. Are you the Govan People’s Front?

     

    Billy: Fuck off! We’re the People’s Front of Govan

     

    __

     

     

    Billy #1: If you want to join the People’s Front of Govan, you have to really hate the Tims.

     

    Billy #2: I do!

     

    Billy #1: Oh yeah, how much?

     

    Billy #2: A lot!

     

    Billy #1: Right, you’re in.

     

     

     

    Remember to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life..

  20. I’m really looking forward to using the past tense with them and what a ‘chase’ they are going to have trying to catch us with league titles etc.

     

     

    Haggen-Daas and Hartley’s Strawberry jelly today.

  21. Apologies if this has been posted already but heard a bhoy on Clyde last night say that the huns have to have audited accounts with logded with the SPL by 31st March or else they can’t play next season…

     

     

    Anyone think they will make it?

     

     

    Anyone still think Wee Fergus was a chancer?

  22. ArranmoreBhoyLXV11 on

    I notice the cousin story they making big deal of reported salary.. Laugh a minute.. Think I ll stop buying The Herald ( in case any journos on our site here).. The front page Hun splash too .. It’s all getting too biased and puffed out chests..

     

     

    Tell everyone you know… That we re top of the league and your no’…

     

     

    HH

  23. Fleagle are we still doing horses?

     

    I cannae remember the last winner I tipped.

     

     

    If we are, I fancy Ubi Ace at Musselburgh but will go

     

     

    SANTEFISIO 2.45 Lingfield NAP.

     

     

    Good luck everyone.

     

     

    EC67

  24. CQN Saturday Naps Competition – Week 26 Standings

     

     

    A couple of decent naps last week… well done to Bull67 (Emma’s Gift @8/1) and What is the Stars (July Days @15/2).

     

     

    +£ 9.50 Cathal (6)

     

    +£ 7.00 voguepunter (3)

     

    +£ 6.08 bobbymurdoch’s winklepickers (6)

     

    +£ 5.83 fleagle1888 (5)

     

    -£ 0.25 What is the Stars (4)

     

    -£ 0.58 Rockon (6)

     

    -£ 3.50 twists n turns (3)

     

    -£ 5.75 Eurochamps67 (5)

     

    -£ 7.50 wolfetonebhoy (3)

     

    -£ 9.70 Som mes que un club (2)

     

    -£13.00 Che (2)

     

    -£13.50 Raymac (2)

     

    -£16.50 hunza rugli (2)

     

    -£17.00 BULL67 (1)

     

    -£17.50 PFayr (2)

     

    -£26.00 oldtim

     

    -£26.00 The Token Tim

     

    -£26.00 tommytwisttommyturns

     

     

    *No selections from – hunza rugli, Som mes que un club

     

     

    Cheers, fleagle1888

  25. Som mes que un club on

    Morning Fleagle and all.

     

     

    I will opt for:

     

     

    INGLEBY SPIRIT 15.45 Musselburgh.

     

     

    p.s Fleagle. I selected several last week and every time i turned over to 415, the meetings were either postponed or being in the process of being abandoned!

     

     

    Better luck this week I hope.

     

     

    All the best to everyone.