Our African players, Hawkeye, 1254125 and more!

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The December issue of CQN Magazine has arrived!  We have 116 pages material written for and by Celtic supporters.  We cover 1254125 (hopefully a phrase you are already familiar with), and our newly fertile African territories.  There is an excellent analysis of our perennial penalty problem with lots of articles from fans sharing their Celtic experiences.

………and we cover the Champions League in some style.  The games against Barcelona, Spartak and Benfica are all given their place in our history while we look ahead at who we could face in the next round, and beyond!

It’s all there and available to read online for free, although you can sell some of your Sevco shares and pay to have a hard copy specifically crafted for you if you wish.

Before you read, we thought it might be helpful to give you a quick guide on how to use the magazine online…..

A QUICK USERS GUIDE TO GETTING THE MOST FROM CQN MAGAZINE ONLINE 

When you see the magazine on CQN – don’t try to read it inside this graphic – click on the button at the bottom right hand side of the magazine which has two diagonal arrows. This will show you the magazine in full screen.

The first button on the left, a little arrow coming out of a box, allows you to SHARE the magazine. You can post to Facebook and Tweet the link on Twitter to spread the word!

The next button – this is the SEARCH function. Type in Barcelona and all the mentions in this edition will be displayed.  The third button in from the top left – the next button takes you to RELATED publications. Here you can view all the back editions of CQN Magazine and all the related content we have loaded, including many of the documents in the past year.

The next button is for a Table of Contents but we don’t use this function so ignore that one.

Next along, with the downward pointing arrow is the DOWNLOAD button. If you want to download and read the PDF this is where to do it. The last button at the top left is the PRINT button – ideal if you want a hard copy of page or two.

Moving to the bottom left – we currently have the BUY CQN ANNUAL button.

Over to the bottom right hand corner and working from left to right – the first button has three parts, allowing you to read CQN magazine as a double page, or single or to scroll over the pages.

The next button along to the right, with the plus and minus signs – allows you to increase or decrease the size of the page on your screen – ideal for easy reading.

Next along is the page number, showing the left hand page number you are on from the total in the magazine, in the new issue that is 116 pages (More than double what it used to be incidentally!)

Next along is the button with the two arrows, pointing to left and to right. These allow you to turn the pages forward to the right and back to the left.

Next there is a volume button and finally the arrow we started on at the bottom right hand corner that allows you to view in full screen.

You can also turn pages by scrolling over the page corners. Inside the magazine you will find embedded videos – these can be watched on full screen. There are links to take you direct to advertisers’ websites and at the bottom right hand corner of all right hand editorial pages, to take you back to CQN. Some smaller images have a function that allows us to increase the size – so click on these smaller photographs and the size will increase on your page to give you a better look.

If you want to buy the print version of the magazine you can do so by clicking the Magcloud.com link on the cover or the contents page.   Magcloud print a unique copy for you and ship from the US, so unfortunately it’s expensive.  You’re vastly cheaper (and some would say better) to order the CQN Annual, which you can do from here.

Enjoy CQN Magazine’s December edition and many thanks to all who contributed!
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  1. AKBW1888 @02:01 with all due respect I suggest you ask one of the mods to forward you a copy of my posts on the subject of Hillsborough.

     

    Not the rewording of said posts.

     

    My posts were made in the knowledge of both the interim Taylor report, local and national media coverage, and the final Taylor report.

  2. Ntassoolla

     

    02:00 on

     

    20 December, 2012

     

    AKBW the footage we have does show a lone policeman running away from the Rangers end being pelted by missiles.

     

    The reference I made to police training courses was not spurious.

     

    In their desire for self-aggrandisement, Strathclyde’s finest were only too keen to act as experts and consultants to overseas forces.

     

     

    That’s how the footage first fell into the public domain.

     

    Pride does come before a fall.

     

    The Chief Constable of the day was Patrick Hamill.

     

     

    Yeah, but as I mentioned before it takes two to tango not one.

     

    I note your point about how said clip is used to show how crowd

     

    order is restored in an orderly way

  3. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    paranoid…,

     

    Paul67 suffered first hand, the rewards of being rebelious

     

    was not a good experience I suspect

     

    yep me and me we agree he is trying to go mainstream

     

    yep he was chucking it a few years ago

     

    yep he was telling us he was considering a successor

     

    yep he changed his mind, GOOD FOR HIM

     

    moonhowlers have been tolerated for years

     

    in fact

     

    mad mental dawn crawlers are the bread and butter

     

    noon and evening nutters have made this places reputation

     

    innit :oD))

  4. Just as I finish By Any Means Necessary-Journey with Celtic Bampots my CQN annual arrives. Happy days…

  5. AKBW “I note your point about how said clip is used to show how crowd

     

    order is restored in an orderly way.”

     

    I made no such point.

     

     

    The main lesson police forces drew from that day at Hampden was that no matter how congenial the occasion, do not send your men home early when the dark side are bevvied. :_)

  6. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    AKBW1888,

     

    watch this :oD))

     

     

    Anal Stools,

     

    why bother the moderators, speak your minds, save everyone the bother, or I could easily go back and copy it if you want

  7. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    AKBW1888,

     

    keep it too its level of expertese

     

    Hillsborough,

     

    everything else is a bolt hole

  8. Ntassoolla

     

    02:10 on

     

    20 December, 2012

     

    AKBW1888 @02:01 with all due respect I suggest you ask one of the mods to forward you a copy of my posts on the subject of Hillsborough.

     

    Not the rewording of said posts.

     

    My posts were made in the knowledge of both the interim Taylor report, local and national media coverage, and the final Taylor report.

     

     

    To be honest I have not read your previous post’s and opinions about the said matter

     

    As I’ve mentioned before and nearly everyone else’s opinion about this matter was

     

    that said tragic incident on that particular day was one big cover up by the said

     

    constabulary back then on that particular day and quickly putting the blame of said

     

    tragic incident where 96 innocent people lost their life’s all on the Liverpool fans

     

    when in actual fact the fatal mistake that day was to open the gate into said terrace

     

    pen and increase said capacity by ten times it’s maximum amount which caused

     

    panic, stampede and fatal crush’s within a very short time-scale which basically

     

    caused said disaster you mention that said 1980 SC Final Crowd Disturbance is

     

    used to show other police services how to gain control and restore order well said

     

    Hillsborough Disaster clip should be used to also show police services what not

     

    to do in the exact same situation in future God forbid that said scenario will ever

     

    arise again

  9. So, where’s this effin’ nuclear that die Scottische Hun was supposed to be splurting?

     

    Sevco Football Association all bent and buckled with naked mibs astride goats, and someone got the debauchery on camera?

     

    That would do me.

     

    Failing that, or something equally spectacular, I wish they’d all shut up and just go back to their transparent hillbilly propaganda.

     

    Monumentally hacked off, me.

     

    Christmas? While fellow citizens are going genuinely hungry?

     

    I ask you.

  10. paranoidbyexperience,

     

    typing at 2am, making sense with thoughts that have been thoroughly thought through,with sentiment and relevance.

     

    A refreshing voice of sanity for us nighthawks who have to wade the self-obsessed lunacy of analstools.

     

    Thanks.

  11. Apart from the part of my brain which is scunnered, I am looking forward to 10:00a.m. ths morning and planning a wee trip or two.

     

    That makes me lucky.

     

    I like what paranoidbyexperience is saying. I lurked on here for a very long time before I ever posted anything; it always seemed to be ahead of the curve.

     

    And now, more than ever, sevco needs to be met head on or they are going to completely wreck the whole game, from the a***e-end, up.

     

    And the sevco football association will aid them all the way, as will the compliant sevco press, radio and tv.

     

    Either confront them and throw our weight into it, or take up basketball.

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    Ie..”In resolving the question wheth”In resolving the question whether, and how, to count ballots not marked by voters in accordance with instructions, so that the intent of the voter is unclear, we have said that if the intent of the voter can be determined with reasonable certainty from an inspection of the ballot, in the light of the generally known conditions attendant upon the election, effect must be given to that intent and the vote counted in accordance therewith.”

     

     

     

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  13. Rascar Capac pretty much normal service.

     

     

    I’ve now been re-designated.

     

    Having realised that the hun jibe is no longer sustainable, it’s now rentboy.

     

    Yes. Even the spell checker won’t let that one pass.

     

     

    Listened to that lament.

     

    Gallipoli. City of the Gauls. No matter the modern claims.

     

     

    You may recall I mentioned that two female converts of mine down here had four tickets for Dec 28 2011. Talk about an offer you can’t refuse.

     

    To whit. Driven door to door London to Glasgow and back.

     

     

    Anyway. This may seem very not PC. Regarding the “thinking of women.”

     

     

    First time they’d ever witnessed that. they’d been to man Celtic pubs down here. Cchief amogst which was The St Germain’s, SE23.

     

     

     

    They were outraged at Rangers demise.

     

    “Does that mean we’ll never see that again?” they ganged up.

     

    “What’s so good about that?”

     

    All attempts at diplomacy were useless. False reason demolished.

     

    “It’s okay for you. We’ve only seen it once. And that’s it. You’ve seen it loads of times.” they chorused.

     

    FFwd 11 months.

     

    “Are Rangers back? We can still get tickets you know.”

     

     

    Make of it what you will.

     

     

    Hitch hiking across Southern Europe was good fun.

  14. I have been looking at Celtic’s Champions League history.

     

     

    Interestingly, on the 3 occasions when Celtic have qualified for the last 16, Benfica have been third in the group every time.

     

     

    2006/07

     

    Man Utd 12 points

     

    Celtic 9

     

    Benfica 7

     

    Copenhagen 7

     

     

    2007/08

     

    Milan 13

     

    Celtic 9

     

    Benfica 7

     

    Shakhtar 6

     

     

    2012/13

     

    Barcelona 13

     

    Celtic 10

     

    Benfica 8

     

    Spartak 3

     

     

    Oh how Benfica must hate the sight of us.

  15. Ntassoolla

     

     

    Man! I have keep scrolling back to get the spelling, about four letters is good.

     

     

    Post us a tune, something about you.

     

     

    There’s only three or four of us here, give us the thing that moves you.

     

     

    In fact, race you!

  16. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Paul67,

     

    have you been coerced into censoring my posts recently

  17. Thanks for asking Rascar.

     

    Your moniker could form part of a touch typnig test.

     

     

    I posted this before.

     

    ToscanaBhoy knows the Italian priest from whom I first heard it on the mandolin.

     

     

    Not everyone’s cup of tea.

     

     

    It grows on you.

     

     

    Attempted lyrics;

     

     

    Softly glide we along, Softly chant we our song,

     

    For a king who to resting is come;

     

    Oh, beloved and best, Thou art fairing out west,

     

    To the dear isle Iona, thy home.

     

    Calmly there shalt thou lie, With thy fathers gone by,

     

    Their blood mingled deep with thine own;

     

    Ne’er again to awake, Till the last morn shall break,

     

    And the trump of the judgment is blown.

     

     

    I’m not melancholy right now.

     

    Far from it.

  18. Rascar. It’s incurable.

     

    Once bitten.

     

     

    One of those women has sold her place in London.

     

    She’s presently a most welcome member of my household.

     

    Scotland bound.

     

    The other will follow.

     

     

    We’re fortunate.

     

    Not smart. Not lucky

     

    Appreciative that our bricks and mortar mean a bigger choice is open to us than most.

     

     

    But as one poster reminded recently.

     

    The 15%. That hurt.

  19. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Paul67,

     

    my most sincere apologies for my research abilities, I should have known better

     

     

    Ntassoolla anal stools

     

    our latest source of animosity

  20. Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire on

    Tom McLaughlin 02:03 on 14 December, 2012

     

    Never question conspiracy theorists, born-again Christians or teenage girls who idolise a pop icon.

     

    You’ll get less grief by dipping your hand into a hornet’s nest.

     

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    Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire 02:21 on 14 December, 2012

     

    Tom…,

     

    So are all those families who lost souls at a football game crazy conspiracy theorists ?

     

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    Ntassoolla 02:23 on 14 December, 2012

     

    Neil can there’s a difference between a conspiracy and a cover up.

     

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    Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire 02:26 on 14 December, 2012

     

    Ntass…,

     

    Really please explain how a cover up is achieved without a conspiracy

     

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    Ntassoolla 02:29 on 14 December, 2012

     

    It’s quite simple Neil.

     

    After Hillsborough police officers and fans immediately started blaming each other. No conspiring needed.

     

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    Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire 02:30 on 14 December, 2012

     

    Ntass…,

     

    Who was right and how did that turn out

     

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    Ntassoolla 02:33 on 14 December, 2012

     

    That’s another question Neil Can.

     

    I’m simply saying there was no conspiracy.

     

    Both sides blamed each other because there were grounds, and motives, for doing so.

     

    ——————————————————————————————————————–

     

    Ntassoolla 02:35 on 14 December, 2012

     

    The chain of events started with ticketless fans trying to force their way into a football game. This also was not a conspiracy. It was mob behaviour.

     

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    Neil canamalar Lennon hunskelper extrordinaire 02:37 on 14 December, 2012

     

    Ntass…,

     

    Are you in the police ?

     

    I can’t think of any other reason you could possibly have for ignoring the results of an inquiery which identified a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice