Rangers today relaxed their ban on the BBC, issued after a documentary with contributions from two former Rangers directors was screened last month. The BBC booked a paying gig at Ibrox for this afternoon’s game against Dundee United, if Rangers stuck to their principles they would have missed a media payment from the SPL.
Tune in to BBC Scotland this afternoon and listen to the sound of licence payers’ money strut its stuff from Ibrox.
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My dear,dear,dear,dear,friend..KIng Lubo
Jist Back.. Jist Read Yer Reply..
Pally, It looks… tae me.. And dinnae ye deny it!…
Ye hiv turned intae a Sammi Luvver!
Naethin the Maitter wi that.. but, ye must realize that
Ye wull get yer Hert Broken!
Sammi, means well..
But, he is quite full o’ Rascality…
That’s Oor Sammi.
Anyway…
collie , told me that Celtic hid Pilfered a young Guy.. fae .. the Birmingham Youth Set
up…
HIs Name is.. OMAR BOGLE..
Ah Know..
Ah hiv hoid of a “Tattie Bogle” . but.. Never Hoid of An
“Omar Bogle”
collie , told me that this Lad has a Magnificent Physique..
He is Built like a Sherman Tank..
and he kin Run like a Road Runner..
Anyway…
,
Ah see that Omar,Goat a Run oot in the Under Nineteens.. And he
Scored TWO GOALS..
With his…
Are ye sitting Doon?
Well be prepared fur a SHOCK..
Omar Scored His Goals..
FAE Two CELTIC COARNERS!!!
Yep.. and it gets Bettah…
HIs TWO GOALS WERE FAE HEIDERS!!!
Yes.. It looks like we hiv Found a Real Gem..
A Guy , how kin Use his Heid fur mair than Keeping his
Ears fae Bangin’ The Gether!
Ah am told that He and Tony Watt, made a Great Striking Twosome..
Tony,of course,scored his Usual Goal..
Ah tellya..
These Youngsters that we hiv..wull Wan day.. Mak us awe Proud..
Kojo
yer Pal.. who thinks yer swell.
That’s
ThisIsTheOne says:
5 November, 2011 at 19:49
You mean to say ,they did not want to burn someone.
That sounds like a good idea,well done.
Evening bhoys, fire lit, getting cooler, still hun free.
Indulging in a lovely Rioja, 2005 Reserva called Coto de Imaz, thanks bet365
I see we are 3 more points behind, not a bother to the bhoys.
Have had a good day at the office today.
Margaret McGill
Your earlier post re: chinese jews reminded me of an email I received years ago. Hoked it out and have pasted below.
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will
understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the
conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of
2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
RS: “Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.”
RS: “Ow July den?”
G: “What??”
RS: “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
G: “What?”
RS:”An toes. July Sahn toes?”
G: “I don’t think so.”
RS: “No? Judo wan sahn toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo
wan sahn toes’ means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RS: “We bodder?”
G: “No…just put the bodder on the side.”
RS: “Wad?”
G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS: “Copy?”
G: “Excuse me?”
RS: “Copy…tea…meel?”
G: “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we
bodder on sigh and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say.”
RS: “Tenjewberrymuds.”
G : “You’re very welcome.”
TT
You and i were well quoted re Ljunberg…Zenden …jeez do we never learn
it would be a different thing if he was an experienced CB
My dear,dear,dear,dear,friend.. Tiny Tim
Hiya,pally?
Yep.. Ah agree wi’ ye.. as usual!
It is the Height of Nuttiness..tae
even CONSIDER… tae bring in a Thirty FIVE year old … Oldster..
intae the Club.
But… it looks like Lenny, has done mair that CONSIDER …that..
He has actually, Given the O.K. tae Gie this Oldster.. a Trial!
Like Ye said,pal..
Whit in the Name of the Wee Man is Lenny THINKING?
Kojo
yer pal…who like ye the bestest.
It would seem that the only person who does NOT know how to best use the current Celtic squad is Neil Francis Lennon.
Maybe some of those who know better, would give us a brief history of their managerial expertise.
NAW ?
I thought not.
Kilbowie Kelt says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:03
I’ve said before that Celtic’s main problem is that everyone who knows how to manage the team properly is too busy posting on message boards to do the job.
Absolutely, Ernie.
No surprise really.
EMPTY VESSELS…..
Personally I was an excellent subbuteo manager, if only I had bought a few defenders with a bit of height
:-(
Me?
Ah couldnae Manage a Fitba’ Team.
It seems awfy hard tae dae that.
But, Ah am weel qualified tae be let oot o’ the Hoose
oan Ma oan..
And..
If ye sent me oot fur a Loaf..
Ah am sure that Ah widnae bring back a Bag o’ Beans, instead!
Heck… noo that Ah think Aboot it..
Mebbe..
Ah AM weel qualified tae Manage a Fitba’ Club,efter Awe!
Kojo
strange perception that some have of what should /shouldn`t be discussed on a football blog
Paddy, At least we have the wit to laugh at OURSELVES, rather than the man who actually has to make the best of what we have.
Your big uncle would be proud of you.
Kilbowie Kelt says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:13
Appreciated mate :-)
….PFayr says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:12
who do you think will win X Factor?
:-)
Evening fholks..
Dont know if this has been posted already..
Watched the ESPN Classic Celtic v Real Madrid match last night.Interesting advertising around the pitch..
Murray International Metals
If we only knew……
Panda Hands
classic
voguepunter says:
5 November, 2011 at 19:55
Los torres de fuego would incinerate anyone in their path (From a hysterical protective parent kinda view – whilst the locals chill, happy days)
HH.
Good 5th November over , I tend not to post on anti-catholic celebration days
Anyway. Getting ready to head to the beach, which is a million miles away from the reality that we are closer to relegating spot that title winners spot
It’s hard to take how far our club have fallen under the watch of liar and money grabbing lawell( his salary is obscene )
Well at least it’s sunny
Top 3 CQN funniest ?
1 Billy Connolly’s cruxifiction
2 Blazing Saddles (when Sheriff Bart comes into town)
3 Life of Brian (Free Roderick)
My dear,dear,dear,dear,friend..Sydney Tim
Pal..
Dae YOU woik fur a Livin’?
If ye dae..
Wid YOU tunr doon an Obscene Salary?
Hmmmmmmmm
Kojo
yer pal.. who likes ye aloater
..PF
good point mate
There was a time I thought CF on a fitba blog was short for Centre Forward
I now it seems it might mean….Control Freakery
mebbes?
G64
Gonnae feck off with your top 3 the night.
Gordon64 says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:23
Top 3 CQN funniest ?
Huns gettin dumped out of Europe
Huns gettin dumped out of Europe again
Naibalance gettin injured
Kojo. If my company failed time and time again in it’s market place
I would be sacked
Celtics market place is winning Titles
We have failed in that and the ceo should be sacked
voguepunter says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:26
grumpy tonight? :-p
Panda Hands
the injury time winner by Falkirk runs your list close
VP
You are an old grumpy git.
….PFayr says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:29
I’ll make that joint 3rd then so we can fit it in :-)
Panda Hands says:
5 November, 2011 at 20:29
Just trying to wind up my big mate :O)
The Celtic brother/sister hood,what’s not to like .
jungle1967 says:
for the benefit of other posters. Meant to get back sooner, but had to go out to Mass.
Wrote to Scottish Government at a time when Jack McConnell was giving ‘Scotland’s Shame’ big licks.
Just thought it odd that in a country where a fair number of the population have recognisably Irish and by association Catholic names; it is a bit odd that at publicly funded BBC Scotland, you will look long and hard to find a Siobhan Sweeney or a Sean Sullivan presenting a News, Current Affairs or
Sports programme.
Re CQN top 3 funniest.
No mention of them.
Although it is funny.
My dear,dear,dear,dear,friend… Sydney Tim
Exactly..
If you didnae Perform tae the SATISFACTION of yer Employer
you would.. Ineluctably.. be… Fired.
Noo..
If Mr. Lawwell is Still Gainfully.. and ..Is he EVER!.. Employed.
by The Celtic Plc..
Then..
It follows.
That He must be Performing to the SATISFACTION of his Employers..
Right?
No more to be said.
Kojo’
yer pal..who likes ye aloater
Come what may we would have lost the last 3 titles, If we had beaten Inverness last season, we would have lost to someone else, there is nothing surer.
We will have a CL spot next season, much to look forward to.
just on Paddy Power there looking at the markets for the game tomorrow
1st goalscorer…….prices offered for Conroy and Ferry …clowns
Queenie
Away n take two to yersel.
Found this pic hilarious of the huns protesting outside the BBC
How can you be taken seriously with this banner
http://www.snspix.com/image/detail_5752605.jpg