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30% interest!  Nice one, Newco Rangers, you’ve got yourself a deal there.  Suggestions that your business plan has been, and remains, unsustainable and extravagant are patently absurd when you can borrow at the kind of rates a Zimbabwean pimp would get at the height of the ZWD’s recent hyper-inflation episode, although it’s probably worth noting that Zimbabwean businesses are currently borrowing at slightly less than half of what Laxey are charging Newco, solvent ones, anyway.

An administration would be a severe embarrassment to the Newco, less than two years after its incorporation, but in many ways it would be a boon, allowing the club to offload all the high earners and establish a breakeven trading platform.

It is utterly incomprehensible why they have not called in the admins, which itself shines a light on management processes inside the club.  No one seems to be asking, “What next?”  Getting deeper into hock with a hedge fund is ruinous.  Notions that if the loan is turned into shares would be a soft landing for the club are absurd.  This is a hedge fund.  A HEDGE FUND!!  The more shares they have, the more exposure they have, the higher return they will demand.

Need some new players, tough, pay my money.  Ticket sales down, that’s disappointing, cut back and pay my money.  Got some maintenance work to do, I don’t care, pay my money then see what’s left.

Keep your eye on the sale and leaseback plan, although not until September.  They should commission a brass statue of a Newco season ticket holder, touching his toes, with the motto ‘Brace yourself’ below.

The only question left is who will be the complicit front man for season ticket sales this year?

Most people are only beginning to realise the consequences of the events of 2012, or what it means to be a zombie club, walking around, not quite the same as before, with various groups randomly gorging on you.  Nothing will ever be as it was.  Ever.  They should’ve listened, before high-fiving Sir David Murray, then Craig Whyte, then Charles Green.  It’s not like we didn’t tell them.

If you’re in the football business, rule number 1 is: Pay your bills.  Every other rule, value and aspiration cannot be met without this rule.

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  1. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    embramike supporting wee oscar and res 12

     

     

    18:55 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    My God…… That is ridiculous….!!!!

  2. Repost from previous thread.

     

    St Thomas RC church in Riddrie was broken into over the weekend. They broke in through a window at the back of the chapel, smashed the glass doors, kicked in the doors of te confessionals and tried to start a fire.

  3. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    frank ryan’s whiskey

     

     

    19:14 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    I want it played at Ibrox…. :)

  4. Agent Green

     

    18:54 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

    Not listened to this in over a year. Jaw droppingly funny tonight. Guidi now predicting that the clean sheet record will go tomorrow night and that Biton is a dud. You can almost smell the fear and desparation.

     

     

    PS. I don’t care who you are, you don’t want to be owing the Blues Brothers money. That is not a good place.

     

     

     

    media parody totally,

     

    water goes uphill.

     

    your investment confuses as well as goes down

     

    confusion and obfuscation,

     

    meantime david murray still lurks,

     

    so does craigi

     

     

    so does the truth.

     

     

    HH

  5. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    asonofdan

     

     

    19:14 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    Grant Russell @STVGrant 4m

     

    It was revealed today at the Upper Tier Tax Tribunal that Alex McLeish had a property bought for him through an EBT.

     

     

    >>>>>>>>

     

     

    We need to know why that wasn’t revealed at the first tribunal….?? …. It’s all coming out now that we have a real judge ‘on the case’ ……looks like HMRC are ‘on the ball / button’

  6. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    adi_dasler

     

     

    19:19 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    You wouldn’t wish THAT on the Clyde, would you…????….

  7. SSB have a good laugh at Barca tax dodging,but you try and get an answer out them re Oldco/Sevco……..

  8. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    frank ryan’s whiskey

     

     

    19:14 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    I want to be the man to carry the Irish Tricolour onto the quagmire, sorry pitch, at ipox …. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  9. 67Heaven-You get the impression that HMRC need this one big time,EPL/ Championship clubs are the target.

  10. embramike supporting wee Oscar and Res 12 on

    Auldheid @ 19:08 From STV

     

     

    The Rangers oldco is currently in liquidation, having failed to secure a company voluntary arrangement with its creditors in June 2012.

     

     

    The company’s assets were subsequently sold to a new company, allowing the club to continue as a functioning member of the Scottish Football Association

     

     

    ????

  11. TSD@18.54

     

     

    Chris Torey was the guy who linked to Bishop Williamson, the Holocaust denier. He was on again this morning claiming that an all inclusive Celtic site should be open to those views. He was far from apologetic about it.

     

     

    In turn, you have signed off with Viva Chris Torey, indicating that you support his positions. In turn, Kojo kept your persona alive on here offering sustenance and agreement while the rest of the blog tried to ignore your filth.

     

     

    That makes at least one of you, depending on whether these are different people and different IP addresses.

     

     

     

    If you dispute the view that holocaust denial should be opposed, and given your support for far right movements like the EDL, I have my doubts, then it is easy to prove.

     

     

    Tell Chris Torey that Bishop Williamson is a fud. Tell us that holocaust denial is a sure sign of stupidity and evil.

     

     

    Should I wait with bated breath?

  12. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    SSB has got to be the best comedy / bigoted show radio…..it really is hilarious…

  13. an tearmann

     

     

    I don’t go to church, personally I think it’s utter shite, but I was brought up bein dragged to St Thomas’ very Sunday. Plus I work in the funeral trade so I’m in quite a few chapels.

     

    It’s a sad sad day that shit like this goes on in the 21st century while I’m not religious I think everyone should be free to follow their faith peacefully, except Jehovah’s, they knock on your door and expect money, plus their belief about blood transfusions annoys me.

  14. tony d,and others,

     

    I served my time as an engineer in William Beardmores (Parkhead Forge).

     

    the puggie you refer to crossing over Duke St.was an internal engine used to transport steel ingots from the Forge over to machine shops to produce things like Works Rolls used at Ravenscraig for strip steel for the car industry.

     

    The line running behind the Celtic End crossed the Gallowgate at Camlachie Street,over Duke st.at Carntyne Dog track,from there it travelled up to pick up coal from Cardowan, Auchengeich,and Bedlay mines they provided coal for Dalmarnock Power Station.

     

    HH

  15. re the barca/neymar tax dodge

     

     

    was he legally signed

     

    can we claim back 6points

     

    should broonys red card be scrubbed

     

    jist askin like

  16. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    !!bada bing!!

     

     

    19:26 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    Absolutely …. and JUSTICE will prevail….there is no way these entities should be bypassing the payments the rest of us all make to the HMRC…..who WILL prevail…..

  17. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    tonydonnelly67

     

     

    19:33 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    Proves they will say ANYTHING to get calls……dense and dim punditry

  18. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon, supporting WEE OSCAR..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    hendrix67

     

     

    19:31 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    You could possibly make that point in a more dignified / respectful manner…?

  19. shuggiebhoy67

     

     

    19:32 on 24 February, 2014

     

    tony d,and others,

     

    I served my time as an engineer in William Beardmores (Parkhead Forge).

     

    the puggie you refer to crossing over Duke St.was an internal engine used to transport steel ingots from the Forge over to machine shops to produce things like Works Rolls used at Ravenscraig for strip steel for the car industry.

     

    The line running behind the Celtic End crossed the Gallowgate at Camlachie Street,over Duke st.at Carntyne Dog track,from there it travelled up to pick up coal from Cardowan, Auchengeich,and Bedlay mines they provided coal for Dalmarnock Power Station.

     

    HH

     

    ________________________

     

     

    Yup, I did say at the start that I thought it was a coal carrying line, but thanks for clearing that up.

  20. Charles Green can be to Rangers what Fergus McCann was to Celtic

     

    Oct 26, 2012 00:01

     

    OPINION BY MARKHATELEY

     

     

    WHEN Charles Green first walked through the front doors of Ibrox the biggest fear among Rangers fans was that they were getting landed with another Craig Whyte.

     

     

    Five months on, it’s beginning to look as if what they’ve actually got is their very own Fergus McCann.

     

     

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/charles-green-can-be-to-rangers-what-1400118

  21. Hi can anyone post a link to Dr.Poons written dissenting opinion?

     

     

    wondering if i can fill in the gaps lol C.F.C.R.U.L.E.O.K

  22. What’s big Biton done to be mocked by the thicko’s on ssb?

     

     

    Oh and Templeton of the new huns got booked for diving on Saturday..kept that quiet.

  23. Kilbowie Kelt will vote YES on

    Swingin’ Dick,

     

     

    Your fascination & fixation with an old grumphy Clydeside left-winger gives me more satisfaction than you could possibly imagine.

     

     

    I thank you.

  24. We cant have an opinion on Biton until after next seasons champions league guys

     

     

    Shug says so.

     

     

    So hes a dud till then, ok

  25. Auldheid

     

     

    From STV

     

     

     

    The beneficiaries of EBTs, including high-profile players and management staff, were not named in the original tribunal hearings.

     

     

    However, this will change for the majority as the appeal case is being held in public

     

     

     

     

    So much at stake here for the reputations of the EBTers to be named in a public court as beneficiaries.

     

     

    My hunch is HMRC are on a winner this time

     

     

    The initial frenzy and its side shows have more or less gone so its a clear way ahead for HMRC

     

     

    Maybe some points of law were lost in the hun haze

     

     

    Writing off evidence being one of them

  26. Kilbowie Kelt still on the hunt for the McGill documentary,will hear soon.

     

     

    hail hail my friend

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