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  1. TimJim on

    Gary Caldwell if you think that a jester by Neil Lennon justified a moron hiting him on the face with a coin then you are not the man I thought you were. I do not expect you will read this, but if you do you will know who I am.

  2. Doc on

    David17, financial fair play? What is that, please explain, I will rely any reply to all at Sevco FC for their information.

  4. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BLANTYRETIM IS PRAYING FOR THE KNOX FAMILY on 31ST OCTOBER 2018 11:32 PM

     

    Mac jay

     

     

     

     

    Seems I am interpretated your Lenny post incorrectly

     

     

     

     

    For this I apologise .

     

     

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    Thanks.

     

    No worries. It`s not a problem.

     

    Honestly.

  5. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    WHAT IS THE STARS on 31ST OCTOBER 2018 11:38 PM

     

    BT

     

     

     

     

    Well said

     

     

     

     

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    But..he does bring it on himself….Macjay that is

     

     

     

     

    ??

     

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    Mea maxima culpa.

  7. Fred C. Dobbs on

    We are the worst in the world for this pish.

     

     

    We won handsomely tonight…leave Skoosh alone!

     

     

    Enjoy the win without a scapegoat.

     

     

    Hail Hail…Night Night.

  9. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    Well done Celtic – great performance.

     

     

    Well done Delaney’s Dunky who predicted 5-0 before kick off.

     

     

    Followed a link to Sevco’s website and read the annual account “headlines” and “supporting statement”.

     

     

    Absolutely embarrassing – the annual accounts are an organisation’s most important document for publication.

     

     

    The snippets I read were amateurish. Padded out, slanted, bigged up.

     

     

    Any competent reviewer (nowhere near Financial Professional level) will see through it.

     

     

    Their stupid supporters will, of course, lap it up.

  11. Tontine Tim on

    WEEBOBBYCOLLINS on 31ST OCTOBER 2018 9:50 PM

     

     

    Jinkyredstar…read back…G-D didn’t say that…

     

     

    *just back in fae helping the grandweans celebrate another Scottish pagan festival.

     

     

    It was me that made the statement about Lenny although it was being sarcastic as I expected the smsm tae use it and ended it with FFS.

  12. !!Bada Bing!! on

    Level 5 Goons doing nightshift, to highlight their favourite Catholic Irish whipping boy, Neil Lennon, to mask another failure by Hunny Gs Rankers….

  16. 'GG on

    I’ve just realized that the results were for last season.

     

    So their ongoing loss this season will additionally include:

     

    Cost of King’s continual court appearances.

     

    Court awards to Ashley.

     

    Payoffs for last season’s dross.

     

    The inflated wages bills for Stevie God his staff and his latest bunch of on park failures.

     

    Stadium upgrades (plastic covers over the structural cracks)

     

    Figures all to be released overnight in a Saturday

  18. Delaneys Dunky on

    Knock Knock.

     

    Who’s there?

     

    Aura

     

    Aura who?

     

    Aura Rangers are shite

     

    So feckin shite

     

    YNWA

  20. Big Georges Fan Club - Hail, Hail, Wee Oscar on

    Alright DD – just back in the house from Dundee – did you hear they played Uncle Bob for you at half time :-)

     

     

    HH

     

    BGFC

     

    3WeeBurdsCSC

  22. fan-a-tic on

    Great performance against a dirty opponent.

     

    Once again a cheat with a whistle allowed numerous leg breaking tackles without the proper punishment imposed.

     

    The courage and willingness of our players to hold onto the ball with career ending tackles coming from all angles speaks volumes of our their mental fortitude.

     

    5 different scorers is a bonus also.

     

    The back four were fantastic though KT probably needs an ice bath for the bruising he took.

     

    Calum long range passing was superb.I prefer him in a deeper role.

     

    Rogic was imperious and Christie sublime.

     

    JF and SS were on fire and when Ed’s teammates start reading his layoff’s we will be even more dangerous.

     

    Ed is a superstar and growing every game.

     

    Felt of Arzani as he looked ready for the big stage .Hope his injury is not serious as i’m looking forward to seeing him in the hoops.

     

    Morgan had the audacity to send over two great balls with either feet.Another i’m looking forward to seeing more of.

     

    Ajer was composed when he came on.

  24. Delaneys Dunky on

    BGFC

     

    Don’t Worry about a thing cause every little thing is gonnae be alright.

     

    Robert Nesta Marley CSC

  25. Delaneys Dunky on

    Fan a Tic

     

    Lewis Morgan excites me.

     

    Think he is the real deal.

     

    Great wee player

     

    YNWA

  26. jamesgang on

    My dad left just as the final whistle blew at Dens.

     

    Upon completing his 40min drive home, the game has just ended at Ibrox!!!

     

     

    We were great. Dundee were pash. When KT is seriously injured (it’s no longer ‘if’), will he too have brought it on himself for being a bit too Feniany?

     

     

    Tonight’s hun came guising as a ref

     

     

    HH jg

  30. Big Georges Fan Club - Hail, Hail, Wee Oscar on

    OVERSEASBHOY on 1ST NOVEMBER 2018 1:29 AM

     

    Arzani out for the season? Devastating for the bhoy. He looked great in his cameo.

     

     

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    Is that right – thought Brendan said they didn’t know extent of injury?

  32. Kev on

    Weebawbabbity, if you read this, I think that the hoot is this Saturday ?

     

    If you read the blog in the next couple of days, you’ll find that if you post, requesting hoot info, then someone might reply.

     

    If you don’t get a reply,…..well, what’s left to say ?

     

    Good luck Amigo, YNWA. √

     

     

     

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  33. Sandman on

    SANDMAN DEFINITIVE CELTIC v GRAND THEFT AUTO/DANDY/BEANO/OOR WULLIE RATINGS:

     

     

     

     

    ‘See that Jesus Christ, the Galilee manager? Brought it on himself, so he did.’

     

     

    Scottish Mainstream Media, circa A.d 33.

     

     

     

    ”Sandman’s ratings – did we mention them in the positive bit in the yearly comics?… I mean, ‘accounts'”

     

     

    Dave King

     

     

     

    ‘There are three absolutely vital elements in creating a great movie – one -the script, two – the script, and three – Sandman’s Ratings.’

     

     

    A. Hitchcock.

     

     

     

     

    GORDON – N/A

     

     

    Big Pinky almost completed Red Dead Redemption 2 on the xbox he had plugged into the goalpost. only breaking off a train heist to nutmeg an unfortunate member of Arkham Asylum who had been press-ganged into playing up front for Dundee. For him, a night as desolate at the Sevco trophy cabinet.

     

     

     

    KT – 8.5/10

     

     

    Survived more assassination attempts than Saddam Hussein to produce a sterling, battling performance full of dynamism and aggression.

     

    Dundee lathered themselves in bute and became the first SPL team to try out the new ‘Free go At A Tim’ handicap system introduced by avid bestiality enthusiast Hugh Dallas.

     

    We’re going to have to sign a body-double for KT to take the flak. i suggest Chuck Norris; that’ll surprise them.

     

     

     

    Benkovic – 8/10

     

     

    He’s looking more comfortable and accomplished by the game. Should have scored that sitter of a header he squeezed past the post.

     

    But dealt easily with ex-Hun secret-agent, Kenny Miller, resembling a particularly angry human peanut, who ran around chasing hooped jerseys like a three-legged brain-damaged junkyard dug.

     

     

     

    BOYATA – 8/10

     

     

    Aggressive and forward-pushing, Big D the mutinous World Cup Belgian strolled the night, sniffing a goal that never came. Ended up with cramp due to having covered so much empty space along our backline. Even had plenty time to weave a few new dreads before limping off.

     

     

     

    LUSTIG – 8/10

     

     

    The mad Swede whose ‘legs have gone’ spent the night like a right-winger, bursting into danger areas much to the surprise of team-mates and especially the Dundee centre-half who thought he was a striker in a halloween policeman costume and upended him for the penalty.

     

     

     

    CalMac – 9/10

     

     

    Ping, ping ping… Quarterback McGregor played out the pocket last night and set up the Celtics of Glasgow’s offense with some incisive passing and a few haily marys thrown in. There’s no stopping this side’s run to the Superbowl if coach Rodgers can get this sort of performance on the field every game.

     

     

     

    ROGIC – 9/10

     

     

    Aussie summer has hit and the languid kangaroo looks like he’s playing on a beach. Beautiful footballer who scored the Raquel-Welch-in-a-fur-bikini-1967 of goals with his cultured left foot. Celebrated it like he couldn’t give a Castlemaine XXXX. Bring on the Minis again ’til he barbecues them like fresh shrimp.

     

     

     

    CHRISTE – 7.5/10

     

     

    Bhoy of the moment kept up his dynamic performance level from Sunday and put in a shift, while topping it with a class finish. His father, accomplished crooner Tony, has now dedicated ‘Road To Amarillo’ to Ryan’s screamer on Sunday…

     

     

     

    FORREST – 8/10

     

     

    Jamesy loves Halloween – usually he goes out guising in Prestwick as a flasher but tonight he was at work, terrifying the Dundonian monoliths in defence with just a single baw.

     

    Roving, penetrating, goalscoring, just about had the lot in his game; wasn’t too popular late on with team-mates in scoring positions as he tried an extra trick or treat and looked greedy.

     

    Performed his ‘special’ recital of Wee Wullie Winkie, with ‘props’, in the dressing room after the game for extra sweeties to much hilarity…

     

     

     

    SINCY – 7.5/10

     

     

    Is he back? Has the mojo returned?

     

    Like Hendrix risen from the grave to deliver some much-missed spine-tingling riffs, the Celtic Sonic looks like he’s getting up to speed again.

     

    It’s all in the demeanour – more angry than anxious is how we like our Sincy; out to roast you like a burd at a premiership player’s party, he’s at his best when there’s belief in his boots.

     

    Confident, fleet-footed, and hungry; if he’s back at it we’re going to blitz a fair few this season.

     

     

     

    FRENCH EDDY – 7.5/10

     

     

    Always carrying himself like a gentleman spiv, our dapper Gallic spearhead is getting used to the SPL defences packed with lobotomised cyborgs whose sensors activate them only to kick a Tim. He was nimble and smart with his timing tonight- managing to find space and let his class shine through. Great movement, finished off a great team goal.

     

    When Celtic click together, for the entranced Huns it will be like watching Leon the Professional assemble his Beretta 92FS pistol, with Odsonne Edouard the silencer; By the time we get to Eddy, they’re already dead. Again.

     

     

    SUBS: Morgan, Ajer, Arzani – wee cameo from the diminutive Aussie looked interesting, Lewis meandered finding his feet, and the big Praetorian guard slotted in to replace Dedryck with his usual ease and confidence.

     

    Game was dead, so nobody needed to produce or be depended upon.

     

     

     

    BR – 8/10

     

     

    This was the sort of game which could so easily get difficult – pish team out to frustrate and stifle; so he did his job very well by keeping the players mentally right after Sunday’s high.

     

    Got the required performance and momentum to carry into another domestic biggie on Saturday as the

     

    sneering Hun Replicants come into bladerunner territory.

     

    We will go into it with the mindset fixated on re-taking the top; just the way achieving our dynamic levels of performance require it to be; and the way a manager proves his quality.

     

     

     

    OVERALL – 9/10

     

     

    Ran all over them, finished it like we had a plane to catch at half-time. Everybody looked like they were enjoying themselves too. Games like this become a positive reference point for players who have been inconsistent all season. Now we are in a position to get ruthless with the SPL.

     

    The Hun Monkey & Scouse Bambi warm-up act have run out of stage-time. The main show’s rolling into town on a wave of green and white glory. Lessons are about to be handed out. Popcorn at the ready…

  34. 'GG on

    Lymmbhoy

     

    I love the total calmness of Rogic on scoring his goal.

     

    It’s as if it’s no big thing. Just another day at work.

  35. 'GG on

    18 domestic goals in 4 games during October.

     

    A season of mist and mellow fruitfulness

     

    Enjoy the blissful peace on CQN.

     

    My beautiful grand son will be here early in the morning. Well early for me.

     

    So it’s a good night from me, and a goodnight from him.

  37. Delaneys Dunky on

    So this is how it feels to be Celtic

     

    Champions again don’t you know

     

    Brendan Rodgers is here for 10 in a row.

  38. David66 on

    Good morning CQN from a dark, damp but deliriously happy Garngad

     

     

    Great performance by the reserves last night

     

     

    D. :)

  40. David66 on

    By the way Sevco played into the 7th minute of injury time last night.

     

    Wtf we had a bad injury to Arzani and finished before them.

     

     

    Sevco time de de de

     

     

    D. :)

  41. Delaneys Dunky on

    Kev

     

    The Hoot is 10 November. McChuills on Saturday afternoon. Would love to meet good Tims like you and Weebawb there. You will be made most welcome.

     

    YNWA

  42. Delaneys Dunky on

    David66

     

    Had great trip to Dundee last night on Olivers Drumchapel bus. Drummy Tims are great Tims.

     

    5-0 made a great day oot on Tayside

     

    YNWA

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