Michael, they have taken you away… from Ibrox

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If you aggregate the nods, winks and rumours around Celtic this week you might be inclined to think we’re in the market for a target-man striker with a few years’ experience under his belt.  I agree with the principle that we need a target man and I’m also of the view that short-term deals are not nearly as desirable as permanent contracts, but as we know, it’s too easy to load the club full of squad players who cumulatively cost a lot of money but scarcely trouble the first team.

Hooper, Stokes, Samaras, Bangura, Rasmussen and Murphy are all under contract for next season and we cannot be confident of attracting bids for any of those Neil Lennon might want to move on.  If we add a seventh striker, his name better be on the team sheet before Gary Hooper’s.  Signing an exotic version of Daryl Murphy would add spice to our week but would only consume scarce resources.  I’d rather not.

Co-opting a media partner works in theory.  It’s always better to have good relationships with the media than the kind of relationships Celtic perennially have, but what happens when your media partner plays with a straight bat?

Rangers media partner, STV, today report Nigerian trialist, Michael Uchebo, boarded a plane out of Glasgow a few hours after arriving (Michael, they have taken you away….) as the VVV-Venlo striker with 8 career goals to his name had “a poor first impression of” Rangers.

Michael, you clearly have a rubbish strike rate but you’re a remarkably perceptive individual.

Issue 6 of CQN Magazine is currently being prepared; drop me a line if you would like to advertise, celticquicknews@gmail.com.

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  1. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon..!! Tick Tock !! on

    Why do radio Clyde / Real Radio keep saying rankers have 40,000 season ticket holders..?

  2. Thanks guys for the laugh

     

     

    Scores for Final Rd;

     

     

    TopCorner 11

     

    conzaloni 10

     

    Greeninbingley 10

     

    Dirty Mac 10

     

    HamiltonTim 7

     

    Celtic Champs Elect 6

     

    SFTB 5

     

    pedrocaravanachio67 5

     

    TTT 4

     

    Bhoy from the Village 3

     

    The Lizard King 2

     

    Celtic Soul Brother 1

     

    SOAL 0

     

    Factus 8 0

     

     

     

    Which gives the final quiz placements as;

  3. 67Heaven … I am Neil Lennon..!! Tick Tock !! says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 23:04

     

    Why do radio Clyde / Real Radio keep saying rankers have 40,000 season ticket holders..?

     

     

     

    They’re including the ones mortgaged off for the next three years?

  4. Jeg er Neil Lennon-Greeninbingley on

    It’ll be a taxing climb up Brokeback Mountain – and Aye, we’ve nae Readies

  5. In the event of going 4 points behind…tie the vest in a bow at the side and blow into the whistle …

  6. blantyretim.

     

     

    It was a photo of one of the trophies for the golf at Aberdour,I wanted you to put it on CQN,I can’t do it,maybe Paul will put it on if he reads this.

  7. TC got 11 pts for:

     

     

    TopCorner says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 22:52

     

    8mins into stopage time Gabon get the winner

     

    excellent !

     

    into the q’s

     

     

    ???

  8. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon..!! Tick Tock !! on

    Dirtymac….ah, right…..I knew they wouldn’t be talking shoite…!!

  9. Zbyszek says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 22:21

     

     

    Thanks for breaking this news and I hope he helps us secure the treble. Our scouting has been a lot more hit than miss so I have high hopes.

     

     

    I must say I can’t wait to see Rabiu Ibrahim as he sounds as if he is going to be a top quality signing by Neil and who knows may even be a Victor Wanyama magnitude signing. ;)

  10. SOAL 20

     

    Factus 8 20

     

    Celtic Soul Brother 20

     

    The Lizard King 20

     

    Bhoy from the Village 20

     

    TTT 20

     

    SFTB 20

     

    pedrocaravanachio67 20

     

    Celtic Champs Elect 20

     

    HamiltonTim 20

     

    conzaloni 20

     

    Greeninbingley 20

     

    Dirty Mac 20

     

    TopCorner 20

     

     

     

    Well done and thanks for sticking with it, appreciate your efforts!

     

     

    #hh

     

     

    bjmac

  11. Team Captain Walter Smith: ” Carol, we can make a 9 letter word with our consonants and vowels. We’ve got “eliminated”. Awe feck- no again- which diddy team knocked us oot this time ya fat question of sport reject. Mon, Durranty, we’ll go and play Pointless instead.”

  12. Celtic Champs Elect on

    bjmac says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 23:11

     

    SOAL 20

     

    Factus 8 20

     

    Celtic Soul Brother 20

     

    The Lizard King 20

     

    Bhoy from the Village 20

     

    TTT 20

     

    SFTB 20

     

    pedrocaravanachio67 20

     

    Celtic Champs Elect 20

     

    HamiltonTim 20

     

    conzaloni 20

     

    Greeninbingley 20

     

    Dirty Mac 20

     

    TopCorner 20

     

     

    Well done and thanks for sticking with it, appreciate your efforts!

     

     

    #hh

     

     

    bjmac

     

     

    1st time i have been joint winner LMAO

  13. Good Man BJmac,

     

     

    enjoyed the quiz, cheers mucker!

     

     

    Come back CRC all is forgiven ;-)

     

     

    HAIL! HAIL!

     

    Token

  14. Celtic Soul Brother- Supporting Kano 1000 on

    Bjmac

     

     

    Cheers for the quiz-well persevered despite the gremlins!

     

     

    Enjoyed it!

     

     

    Just off to watch Liverpool Vs Man U !

  15. pedrocaravanachio67 on

    cheers BJMAC and thanks for the quiz. As i said earlier tonight was my first attempt and no disgrace.

     

     

    Also managed to watch all of lord of the rings whilst doing it!! :> )

     

     

    signing off, good night and Hail Hail to all.

     

     

    PC67

  16. dirtymac

     

     

    no you didn’t

     

    i didnt even make the list of shame.. o))

     

     

    well done bjmac.. keeping the faith..

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