Banks and bums

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I hear there are rumours in the old media today that David Longmuir prepared a plan with Charles Green and Peter Lawwell before briefing Scottish Football League clubs this week.  I suppose the rumours are half right.  No one from Celtic was involved in this nonsense.

Special mention to Gavin Masterton, owner of 94% of Dunfermline shares, who last month told the BBC “The football club is debt-free. There is no bank debt. The debt is to myself and the other directors.”

This new kind of “debt-free”, talked about by Dunfermline and one other lower league club is more dangerous than it seems as just three weeks later Dunfermline admit they expect HMRC to apply for a winding up order.

Fans have raised around £250k, enough to pay HMRC in full, but they are asking Masterton to value his shares at a level they would reach if an administrator was appointed, which will happen if the fans don’t pay.  Masterton’s recovery plan was to issue £500k of shares for around 25% of the club.  Nice, for him.

Nine years ago Masterton and Dunfermline director John Yorkston were embroiled in the financial calamity which afflicted Livingston.  This tale of woe is worth reading, as is the story about the downfall of Bank of Scotland by Iain Fraser, who writes, “The rot set at Bank of Scotland in when the likes of Gavin Masterton and Peter Cummings started handing millions of pounds to their pals, without doing much in the way of due diligence.

Fraser also speculates “Foolishly, Cummings and his predecessor Gavin Masterton handed [Sir David] Murray a total of £760m on a “no questions asked, handshake only” basis and, in the current environment … realised he hasn’t much chance of paying this back”, in an interesting article on the Bank and the liquidated football club.

Mr Masterton is clearly the only qualified candidate as the next president of the Scottish Football Association.  After Mr Peat (former director of liquidated club Airdrieoneans) and incumbent Mr Ogilvie (former director of liquidated club Rangers) the bar has been set at an astonishing level.

“Utterly astonishing”, as our old friend used to say.

Be wary of people to say they are debt free when what they mean is they have no bank debt. Be very wary of bums who try to convince you that them being denied bank lending is a good thing.

If company credit rating equals zero, credibility rating equals (I’m away to find out if a whole number is required here).

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  1. Maybe we are all listening to Turnbull. I know I am. It’s an education on how a small club views things. He’s good to listen to.

  2. That auld rocket and his colourful singing abilities needs boosted on the wrong end of comprehensive drubbing.

     

     

    MTH.

  3. Just dropped in to say…

     

     

    I canny understand all this angst about

     

    Vic leaving ?

     

    How much we’ll get for Vic ?

     

    etc….blah, blah, blah etc….

     

    You see, the thing is – we’re p#sh even with Vic in the team. imo

     

    Also – whether it’s £6mill or £16mill…it WON’T be reinvested in

     

    the team. imo

     

    This much trumpeted – model – that we have – how much money

     

    has it brought to the club ? £6mill for Ki ? How much of that was

     

    reinvested in the team ? Oh, and Ki was 1 of BTM’s pebbles on

     

    the beach – so well done to the big fella for that.

     

    You see…the model(LOL)…is in fact…the MAIN reason why…the

     

    seats will soon awe be empty. imo

     

     

    Get With The Program – CSC

  4. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    KEV

     

     

    Bloody hell,mate. You finally given up forecasting 20k crowds and gone for zero crowds now?

  5. To all at Kev Jungle Inc, have a nice day from the Starry Plough Massive, we hope that you are all well and not worrying to much about the future, as a non supporting Celtic supporter we wonder as really wonder what difference anything that happens at Celtic Park bothers you at all and might we suggest a trip to the Southside to visit your old pal Gerry McNee to cheer yourself up…

  6. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    Not really,Kev.

     

     

    I was merely wondering where a pessimist goes when he’s feeling down.

  7. Why do the newspapers always say that wee Cragie and Donald Findlay were singing The Sash when both sang The Billy Boys, which is a different kettle of fish altogether?

  8. The Craig Broon sang the Billy Boys thing is a piece of nonsense.

     

     

    Don’t lump him in with mutton chops.

     

     

    It just makes us look silly.

  9. BMCUWP

     

     

    Help …. Aucht for Cheltenham …. Getting mullared thus far ….thankfully I haven’t had much time to punt…what I have bet has been guff

  10. Philbhoy - It's just the beginning! on

    Did Craig Broon not answer the phone at home and say

     

     

    “Hello…..hello?

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    Kevj

     

     

    I’m a avid fan of yerself……even if you post

     

    some pure pish……but then again I wept

     

    when the wicked witch died in The wizard of oz.

  12. Ernie

     

     

    I may be wrong ….but.i don’t remember Broonie being up in arms about such a scurrilous falsehood

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    Best wishes to all the cyclists for their trip to Belfast.

     

     

    Hope everyone gets there safely.

  14. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    Big Nan, not only is grandpa broon an auld hun but he’s a randy auld hun at that.

     

     

    Three wummin on the go?

     

     

    It must summat to do with the size of his bunnet.