Kazaks disparage Neil, Celtic preparations. Charlotte Fakes

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Shakhter seem convinced they will eliminate Celtic tomorrow.  Their friendly journalist explained why to Kazak readers today:

“Despite winning comfortably enough in the capital last Tuesday, Celtic remain confident of overturning the deficit in Albion (sic).  Getting to the group stage is not a forbidden dream for Shakhter, it is their right as a result of recent domestic success.

“Shakhter have the mining spirit of resilience, respect and strict discipline.  Glasgow also has a long mining tradition but Margaret Thatcher closed the mines in the 1980s (!).  Since then, Glasgow people lost their previous spirit once and for all.

“Neil Lennon was unprepared and the Celtic defenders unable to do the job in Astana.  Just like BATE Borisov, they think they will overcome the result in the second leg.  Just like BATE they are still unprepared for Shakhter.

“Albion’s (sic) best managers are from Glasgow, Busby, Ferguson, Stein, Shankley, Dalglish, Moyes, but the current Celtic leadership chose a man from Ireland, Neil Lennon, who is permanently under fire from fans of the “Celts”.

“Celtic have an epidemic of injuries.  Stokes, Commons, Forrest, Boerrigter, Kayal and Samaras.

“The referee is from Norway.  Scandinavians appreciate a tough fight.  The game is a very sensitive, contact, martial arts sport.  Svein Moen will understand.

“Before the game in Astana Neil Lennon said Shakhter play a very British style.  Why wasn’t he able to find an antidote to this?  Maybe he got Shakhter completely wrong.

“Karagandy’s three central defenders are impenetrable.  They close down space and do not interfere with each other.

“The “Catholics” refuse to acknowledge that Shakhter did not miss a ball against them in the first leg.  They think that because they can from 0-2 down against Inverness they can do the same against Shakhter.  This is unacceptable.  It will seem more absurd if the Miners open their account in Glasgow.

“In defeating BATE, Shakhter have already eliminated a higher seed than Celtic.”

Leave nothing in the dressing room, Celtic.

Charlotte Fakes

When I started Celtic Quick News in 2004 I had neither contacts nor inside information.  I started writing about the accounts, which was hugely consequential but, at the time, largely ignored public information.  Soon after the blog gained some momentum this changed.  People would come to me with information and views which were used to direct articles.

It only took a matter of weeks to go from zero contacts to having a network of people feeding into the blog.

I have no idea how Charlotte Fakes acquired some of her early information but, with doubts over the matter, it is understandable that the media was hesitant at touching it under the shadow of Leveson.

The Charlotte Fakes story has moved on, recent revelations have nothing whatsoever to do with Mr Whyte’s mailbox.  We are now in the territory of cast iron whistle-blower information.  She has her own network of people feeding legally acquired information, which the whistle-blower believes is in the public interest to reveal.

Some people in the game have had their snouts in the trough for so many decades a reservoir of resentment has built up against them among those who were once collaborators but are now cast aside.  You are reading the fruits of this on Charlotte Fakes.

The only question is, while the rest of the world has a new-found appreciation of the value of whistle-blowers, are ‘all the president’s men’ still prepared to look the other way in Scotland?
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  1. I have ben wondering all day, how they fill those CP pies without slaughtering some sheep?

     

     

    Then I remembered the actual meat content is 0%

  2. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS forza Oscar and Mackenzie on

    LIONROARS67

     

     

    Viduka set the precedent for that-thanks for the contract,call me when you want me to sign a new one.

     

     

    Kewell took it further-cheers,see ya!

     

     

    I remember a tale about Moyes at HT,telling his team that bonuses for games like this pay yer mortgage.

     

     

    Only to be asked

     

     

    “What’s a mortgage?”

  3. Mr Z

     

    It’ll be some extremist ultra nutters . I very much doubt its typical of the average Sellive fan.

     

    Shared many a beer with them in Seville and they seemed ok.

  4. The Honest Mistake loves being first on

    If anybody knows tusker can they pass this on to him

     

    Tusker.

     

    If you’re still about.

     

    I would recommend the Wimbledon csc that meet up at the Irish centre on hartfield road in Wimbledon.

     

    Wimbledon is about a ten minute car journey from carshalton.

     

    I drive through Sutton every day so could pick you up. You’d have to get a joe maxi or bus back home though. Good tims and half time pies.

  5. Great news for Mackenzie.

     

    Hi Tallyhoy! Hope your dad pulls through.

     

    I agree that we have a better than evens chance of going through, so c’mon Celtic.

  6. Sir Paul

     

     

    Tough Wan… Real Tough wan.

     

     

    Noo.. Like Ah hiv said..and said..and said.

     

     

    Ah always.. Try..at least Try.. tae ALWAYS tell it as it is.

     

     

     

    And in this Particular case..

     

     

    Well..

     

     

    The Gandydancers ur ..well.. Telling it as it .. WIZ!

     

     

    Celtic, DID go .. tae Their Neck of the Woods..

     

     

    Totally.

     

     

    UNPREPARED!

     

     

    The Gandydancers DID.. SNUFF oot Awe oor attempts tae score.

     

     

    And of the number of scoring opportunities with which we wur presented…. the ones which THEY didnae Snuff Out….. WE DID,Oorsels!

     

     

    Neil,is an Irishman.

     

     

    Celtic, hiv a Long list of Injuries..

     

     

    The Gandydancers did Defeat.. Bate..

     

     

    and so on and on..

     

     

    Ah couldnae find Much of anything that wiz in their Communique which wiz inaccurate.

     

     

    In Essence,what they said in it was the TREWTH!

     

     

    And..as You know,well

     

     

    NOTHING HURTS MORE..than the TREWTH!

     

     

    The Contents in this Communique,from Shakter ..

     

     

    are Put there. Purposely and Craftily…

     

     

    Tae GOAD!

     

     

    Jist like Mohammed Ali did to His Opponents..

     

     

    Pre Fight.. BullPucky..

     

     

    Mind Games..

     

     

    Did it work fur Ali?

     

     

    You Be the Judge..

     

     

    Will It Work for The Gandydancers…

     

     

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….

     

     

    Sure,they did Dae a Bit of Boasting,in it…no question!

     

     

    Howevahhhhhhhhh..

     

     

    That is tae be expected..

     

     

    Ah canny fault them fur that..

     

     

    They are Entitled..it goes wi the Territory.

     

     

    Bottum Line..

     

     

    Celtic, must ..like an Alcoholic..

     

     

    Face the Facts..

     

     

    Celtic … were Unprepared.

     

     

    Celtic.. Did Not Manage tae Score Against Them

     

     

    Celtic.. Did Concede Two Goals.

     

     

    These are the Main Jibes..and They happen tae be deadly.. Accurate.

     

     

    Yep..

     

     

    Celtic, must go into this Game..

     

     

    Cool, Calm, and….Collected.

     

     

    We have Much too Prove.. The Gandydancers DO NOT.

     

     

    They have Already Humbled us.

     

     

    It is up to Us Not to Go Dashing Up the Park at from the Kick off..

     

     

    Eager to Show ’em.. THAT… Could be fatal.

     

     

    An interception…A quick return up the park by the Gandydancers.. the Celtic defenders.. Distracted by

     

    feelings of Anger and Retribution.. Plus. first Minute Nerves..

     

     

    and.. well..

     

     

    We must Plan very Carefully..How we will Play this Game.. with a clear and

     

    well worked Plan,of how to Win… and How NOT to Concede.

     

     

    If we Concede,even ONE goal.. Our chances of going Thru to the next round

     

    are.. Very much reduced.

     

     

    Ah hiv Already commented on the fact the The Gandydancers Manager,

     

    is a Fly and Sleekit Fellow… In Ma opinion,of Course.

     

     

    Ah Must admit that Ah admire his Cunning..

     

     

    Ah Happen tae Like Cunning in a Manager.

     

     

    That is Actually whit Celtic Lack,at this Time

     

     

    A Cunning Manager.

     

     

    Celtic, must Play this Tie.. as Coolly and Cagily as they Can.

     

     

    They must not be upset by the Gandydancers Taunts.

     

     

    Kojo

     

    Still, Laughin’

  7. Zbyszek

     

     

    Sorry, I haven’t been able to find any news on the reference to Katyn. All Spanish reports limit themselves to mentioning five Slask fans who were arrested and will appear before the courts in October.

     

     

    With regard to the political leanings of Seville fans, I can find nothing conclusive. It’s true that wealthy business figures, some of them from England, were in at the beginning of the foundation of the club in the first decade of the twentieth century. I did find a reference in the club’s founding statutes that it would be a home to people of all backgrounds, without exception.

     

     

    Betis were founded slightly later and quickly got into financial trouble. What appears to have saved the club was a merger with another club, Sevilla Balompié, which had a military background. I don’t really know any more. The Slask “troublemakers” are reported to have pre-arranged the confrontation and to have a background of courting trouble at various locations around Europe in the past.

  8. Mr Z

     

    If I may ask

     

    Why would waving images of Che ( a Central/South American revolutionary) upset Polish football fans.

     

    Hope you dont find this a stupid queation.

     

    Its not like he was Russian.

  9. bournesouprecipe

     

    13:14 on

     

    27 August, 2013

     

    Alfred Finnbogason not at Heerenveen training today

     

     

    @dutchfootball

     

    He will be travelling over for the game :{ Mackay said Cardiff weren’t interested in him,but he was getting hacked off with the lapdog asking the questions……..

  10. Great piece, sounds like the Karagandy guys are really beginning to enjoy this Champions League stuff.

     

     

    That extra zing might be tough to deal with, but as we know coming to Celtic Park with a bit of swagger doesn’t mean you leave with it.

     

     

    Mind you I hope Derk is on the bench got a feeling might need to to stick it in overdrive late on.

     

     

    Hail Hail

  11. The Honest Mistake loves being first on

    Bmcuwp.

     

    Not much, a nice bit of grissel included. Just like parkhead.

  12. Dontbrattbakkinanger on

    God bless Peter Lawell

     

     

    Ticket for Scottish League Cup QofS V St Mirren 16 of your British pounds.

     

     

    Ticket for CLQualifier Celtic V Shakhter Karagandy £20.

  13. Clink\o/

     

     

    13:53 on 27 August, 2013

     

     

    ‘Mr Z

     

    If I may ask

     

    Why would waving images of Che ( a Central/South American revolutionary) upset Polish football fans.’

     

     

     

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    I was wondering that.

     

     

    It’s not uncommon to see such flags at CP.

  14. paolosboots Good Luck Wee Oscar on

    SFTB, never mind assaulting foreigners what about your own 5 a side comrades :-))

     

    Good to have you back see you Thursday , what happens to 5 a side if we get into EL group stage?

  15. ernie lynch

     

    14:06 on

     

    27 August, 2013

     

    Clink\o/

     

     

    13:53 on 27 August, 2013

     

     

    ‘Mr Z

     

    If I may ask

     

    Why would waving images of Che ( a Central/South American revolutionary) upset Polish football fans.’

     

     

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    I was wondering that.

     

     

    It’s not uncommon to see such flags at CP.

     

    ==

     

    Perhaps Z was only highlighting the contradictory nature of some fans waving a flag with an iconic image of a revolutionary and yet some of the same support making light over the slaughter of thousands of unarmed men by a totalitarian regime.

  16. Zbyszek mówi, trzymaj się Oscar on

    Celtic_First

     

     

    Thanks for response.

     

    First of all I don’t think you can find worse climate for football fans than this in Poland at the moment. Many clubs have still have few or more hooligans and nutters among them. Football fans are very easy taget for the police, for the media and for the government. Whatever happens, fight on the street, dramatic sale of the cars football fans are to blame. As for the arrested in Seville. You are right. I read in the media about that. It started from one Slask supporter who spilled water on the policeman when Slask fans were going to the stands. Slask fans said to the media here that they were treated not well by the police when they were beaten and after that. Our diplomats confirmed accident with attacks on the bus and they were visiting those who stayed in hospitals.

     

    I don’t say that Slask fans or my Legia fans are saints but I have no big interest in backing Slask.

  17. BTW, Can anyone remember the name of the original guy who was the original mineshafter.

     

     

    He was always disparaging an negative and would end hos posts…

     

     

    ..down the mine.

     

     

    Just curious like.

  18. Oglach

     

     

    14:12 on 27 August, 2013

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ‘Perhaps Z was only highlighting the contradictory nature of some fans waving a flag with an iconic image of a revolutionary and yet some of the same support making light over the slaughter of thousands of unarmed men by a totalitarian regime.’

     

     

    ####

     

     

     

    Mibaies aye, and mibaes naw.

     

     

    I’m not sure the poster would differentiate between the ‘Bolsheviks’ who carried out the Katyn massacre, Che Guevara and any other ‘leftie’.

  19. @barcastuff: Juventus are interested in forward Sergio Buenacasa (17), last season at Barcelona Juvenil B. He had a trial at Celtic last month. [goal]

     

     

     

     

    Anyone know what happened here ?

  20. Does anyone have a link to the first Miners V Celtic match, I want to refresh my memory.

     

     

    Hail Hail

  21. Were these the same Slask Wroclaw fans who visited Dundee a couple of years back. That wasn’t exactly a friendly.

  22. Chairbhoy

     

    14:15 on

     

    27 August, 2013

     

    BTW, Can anyone remember the name of the original guy who was the original mineshafter.

     

     

    He was always disparaging an negative and would end hos posts…

     

     

    ..down the mine.

     

     

    Just curious like.

     

     

    There have been a few but I always remember Donegaldanny for some reason.

  23. traditionalist88 on

    proudbhoy

     

    14:18 on

     

    27 August, 2013

     

    @barcastuff: Juventus are interested in forward Sergio Buenacasa (17), last season at Barcelona Juvenil B. He had a trial at Celtic last month. [goal]

     

     

    Anyone know what happened here ?

     

    ==========

     

     

    He was p 1 s h ??

     

     

    ;)

     

     

    HH

  24. leftclicktic oscar in our thoughts on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS forza Oscar and Mackenzie

     

     

     

    13:19 on 27 August, 2013

     

     

     

    Now that was a good news story my friend, politicians moving their rear end to help a desperate family, who’d a thunk it.

     

     

    Delighted that the wean is at least getting a chance, well done to those that took the decision though in a perfect world there would have been no decision to make.

  25. good article paul67

     

     

    shackter sussed us fae the start

     

     

    there better than anything we’ll play in scotland this season

     

     

    the tie is over as far as im concerned

     

     

    a shame cos we done well last year

     

     

    not sure we will score or let one in either

     

     

    europa league here we come

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