It’s difficult to say for sure if Stjarnan are the worst team I’ve seen Celtic play but they are there or there about. They defended resolutely, have a good goalkeeper and scored a fine goal, but they are no Arbroath.
Ronny will be annoyed at the loss of the early goal. I always think of San Marino’s opening goal against England on these occasions. This was back in the 90s, when San Marino weren’t the team they are now (cough). England took kick off but found themselves a goal down after 7 seconds. They lost a sloppy goal because they were far too complacent, as did Celtic last night.
One thing which will be clear to all is the focus on goal Leigh Griffiths brought when he came on. It will be tempting to contrast this to Nadir Ciftci, who looked (and was) less potent, but Leigh’s first sight of goal came as a result of Nadir’s work. I suspect both benefit from being able to play off a partner.
The passing looked better last night and it was good to see the lungs remained productive until late in the game. We now have a big week of preparation ahead of the next round.
Delighted to see the Celtic Foundation on the shirts last night, well done to all concerned. The Foundation should feature more prominently in everything we do (fans and club). And if you’ve got a pair of trainers, sign up for the Great Scottish Run.
Just caught news of Newco’s £175k bid for Scott Allan. Define overinvestment, to use local parlance.
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I’m glad the sheep have got through, more needles in the huns eyes.
BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS
19:02 on
23 July, 2015
DAMO LENNON
Whoever writes these Railly Decord pieces is a genius. Strikes just the right tone.
I take a sadistic pleasure in forwarding them to different hun mates. So far,every one of them has fallen hook line and sinker.
I expect a reply on this one to mention that he isn’t interested in signing for us no matter what we offer for him.
Fair cheers me up,so it does. And I haven’t explained to them yet that they aren’t genuine…
That’s brilliant!
I can’t believe how often people are ‘duped’ by it.
Die hard Hammers fan, with little positive to say about Scotland despite never having set foot in the country, getting massively would up by yours truly as we speak.
fassreifen
20:32 on 23 July, 2015
We CANNOT get Basle as they and we are seeded
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nakasammi @19.50
Well done.
Before CQN we were only able to share our frustrations about how the media reported our club with a handful of friends and family. It’s right we call them out or hit them in the pocket any chance we get.
winning captains @ 21:12 on 23 July, 2015
You have forgotten that they will play their joker: Reconstruction.
The seeds have been sown already by Doncaster; “it is what Scottish fitba’ needs”.
It has fallen on fallow ground. We urnae all daft.
Oh Dear
Belfast Blues Brothers 3-1 down against 10 men
Not doin much for Arr Wee Cantry coefficient
Lennybhoy
19:51 on
23 July, 2015,
All about opinions.Never done King Kenny much harm being a Hun fan.
BIG CUP WINNERS,
You bring up one game,but forget about the league games where Allan ripped the Huns a new one.
I like the way the boy plays the game.I would hate to see him playing for them.
turkeybhoy
21:36 on 23 July, 2015
Absolutely, all about opinions. Kenny didn’t come out and say I want to sign for them. Although as I understand it he was a follower of oldco back in the day.
Keep the Faith!
Hail Hail!
My mates wife went to Celtic Park to buy him a brick with his name on it for his birthday
She then asked if they would put Tiocfaidh ár lá on it
She couldn’t understand why they said no ;)
HH
I wouldn’t sign any player from the lower leagues in Scotland
You’ll Never Walk Alone Oscar
2 years ago tonight
wee Oscar God bless
sorry can’t get the link
Lennybhoy,
Is there a comment from Scott Allan saying this.Last comment I heard from him was he was staying at Hibs.Or is it a DR/STV fable/wish.
Happy 30th Birthday Commodore Amiga
https://youtu.be/PiYuq6Ac3a0
Hrvatski Jim
how ya doing, pal? to be included in the top 6 is quite an honour (feeling like Sally Fields at the Oscars at the moment)… does Hrvatski Max have his own season ticket yet? Hope to see him at the game in September! I seem to recall he was good pals with Ronny Deila, so maybe he’ll be on the bench for the game.
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Some game of darts on at the moment.
Qarabağ FK
@FK_Qarabagh
We will play in this stadium. It is a great stadium #Celtic #Qarabag
https://mobile.twitter.com/FK_Qarabagh/status/624311427990319104/photo/1
blantyretim is praying for the Knox family
Things in full swing :))))
Scott Allan- the first medical to include psychiatric assessment!
Lefty
Not till tomorrow
I was browsing FB and noticed it was 2 years ago wee Oscar was mascot and it was him and Hoopy
Brought a wee tear to my eye
blantyretim is praying for the Knox family
I will look for it and try and post it.
A great quote from philmacg
‘For the avoidance of doubt the devil does still reside in the retail at Sevco’.
Mike
Ronny has a season ticket to see Hrvatski Max – by appointment, of course.
I was in Munich airport last night – mightily relieved when Bitton scored as I had to switch off my phone for the second half.
I will be away 12-19 September but will try to catch you when you are here.
West end of East end
Well done on your efforts earlier mate, keep the pressure on him.
I was told a wee tale tonight about the late Turnbull Hutton ,from a reliable source today .
At a meeting of Scottish footballs leading luminaries Charles Green took centre stage.
Charley made his pitch that Scottish fitba , needed a Rangers.
That is necessary the rules should be changed because Scottish fitba needed Rangers.
The man that broke up Charlie’s inspiring speech was Turnbull Hutton.
With the following verbal volley
“Awe sit doon n shut yer puss.”
My source laughed in admiration of Turnbull’s robust style of debate.
TT
Hrvatski …. I”m going to have to figure our how to bring Derry to Ireland with us … think she’d have a great time… and sure she’d love to meet Max … not sure if a 75 lb golden retriever is considered carry-on luggage …. I”d better check with the airline.
We did switch the timing of our trip (moved it forward a week, so we will be in Glasgow/Paisley the weekend of September 25) …. partly due to a work commitment, but also so KT could see a game at Celtic Park…. only afterwards did I remember that my mum was flying in for a vist that week, so we now leave the day before she arrives in Toronto! In the excitment of bringing KT to a game, I just forgot mum was flying in for a visit!
Fortunately, mum is a good sport … so she will stay a few extra weeks and we will see her when we get back to TO!. although I think this gaff will likely cost me a very nice bottle of wine to make up!
Hrvatski jim, you legend. That made me chuckle!
What with the three gs since Wednesday morning (golf,game,garden) not had chance to catch up. Absolutely amazed that Stephen Sceptre was with the wheelchair supporter and a CQN reader! Small world. Re Pog’s post re Bielefeld Ason Martins, I was stationed at RAF Gutersloh from 61 to 64 (RAF attached I hasten to add) and visited Bielefeld many times. Often thought of going back to see what it looks like now,but doubt it will ever happen . Too many hootenannies and 1916 jaunts to do first:)
blantyretim is praying for the Knox family
Had bother wae FB link.
R.I.P wee mhan
You changed the way I looked at the world
http://www.thecelticwiki.com/page/Mascot+Pictures
http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/1/usigaHP_BcZC4TSqP8bCRw329746/GW567H308
http://c3.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/oscar-knox-2372013-3-479×500.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mj29wTyptOg/0.jpg
http://etims.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wee-oscar.jpg
Hope these work and are what’s required
coolmore mafia
15:06 on 23 July, 2015
China are the worst team I’ve seen cfc play
Just back from work/pub and reading back. I have never thought of that game from a week after it until now. 6-1?? Wasn’t it? Amazing, thanks for the memory. :))
Leftclicktic – thanks for that. Poignant memories.
Thanks bhoys
https://twitter.com/celticrumours/status/624317875700961280
squire danaher
22:10 on
23 July, 2015
Thank you