Being taken for a brainless clown

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I like Alex Ferguson.  He likes his football and cannot hide the respect in which he holds Jock Stein and the great Celtic team of the 60s and 70s.  Like you and I, Alex is immersed in the history of the game here, a history he contributed significantly to at Aberdeen.

So, when questioned by the Daily Record on the potential shuttering of Hampden, his overwhelming reaction was for the loss of history:

“… leaving your history behind you

“You’re throwing away all that fantastic history

“history you are throwing away

“That’s a fantastic history

“history has been formed

“The history of Hampden is riddled with fantastic games

“We need history to tell us where we’re going”

No football fans are more immersed in history than Celtic fans, it sustained us through many a dark day, so these words will resonate with you.  But fear not, there is a solution!

They can raze Hamden to the ground and have another venue BUY THE HISTORY!  Why didn’t this occur to such a great mind?  Buying history is a fairly straightforward issue in Scotland.  I now own the Crimean War, which I purchased from a guy in Edinburgh last week.

The same vendor was selling the Renaissance, which I would love to own, as I would really like to have painted the Sistine Chapel in the 16th century, but he was wanting £1000 for that, and an internal voice told me I was being taken for a brainless clown.

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  1. Tomorrows team selection will be so very interesting, especially as the Double Treble will be in the mind.

     

     

    Wan thing under Brendan, and he laid the law down very early, substituting dudes disnae faze him, nae matter who they are. Not playing guys, no matter who they are, likewise, disnae faze the Man. He has been given more Control of Celtic, the Fitba side, than anyone I’ve ever witnessed.

     

     

    We are usually driving to the game now and I get so excited about who is in the Team and the Bench. Aidan usually rattles off the team so quickly that I cannae take it in, I’m guessing he is excited 2.

     

     

    Paddy is back available, Brendan will know if he is gonnae be here next Season by now IMO, signed. Brendan says Strongest team the whole way now. ;)))))

     

     

    The Creator

  2. Stairheedrammy on

    1,,,Who has scored the most goals for the club out of the following,,

     

     

    Stephen Mc Manus

     

     

     

    2,,who has made the most appearances for the club out of the following,,

     

     

    Gordon Marshall

     

     

     

    3,,,How many goals did Mark Viduka score for the club,,

     

     

    30

     

     

    4,,,How many appearances did Tosh Mc Kinley make for his beloved team,,

     

     

     

     

    90

     

     

     

    5,,How many goals did Anton Rogan score for his beloved team,,,

     

     

    3

     

     

    6,,,Which club did Celtic sign Enrico Annoni from?

     

     

    Torino

     

     

     

    7,,,Which club did Celtic allow Eyal Berkovic to join on loan?

     

     

    Maccabi

     

     

    8,,,Whilst at the club which number did Johann Mjallby wear?

     

     

    4

     

     

    9,,,In the famous 5-1 victory in 1998 over the zombies who kept goal for Celtic?

     

     

    Tony Warner

     

     

    10,,which zombie was sent off in that game?

     

     

    Gascoine

  3. Petec

     

    I think Brendan even has a say on things behind the scenes. I’m talking about players wages and transfer fees etc. something that in the past PL probably controlled totaly.

     

    D. :)

  4. Delaneys Dunky on

    1 McManus

     

     

    2 Mahe

     

     

    3 30

     

     

    4 90

     

     

    5 3

     

     

    6 Roma

     

     

    7 West Ham

     

     

    8 35

     

     

    9 Tony Warner

     

     

    10 Scott Wilson

  5. But who was the best controller in Scotland.

     

     

    Many say Jinky. Any suggestions.

     

     

    Five minutes countdown.

  6. Fairhilll Bhoy

     

    DDs name is Garry, but I’m sure he will let you know that.

     

    I have only been posting a week and everyone has been brilliant, including you.

     

    We all have differing opinions in life on various things, it would be boring if we didn’t.

     

    come on fellow Tim lets get back to shirecking them Huns.

     

     

    D. :)

  7. POG

     

    I hope so.

     

    We need everyone fighting fit to be way ahead of opposition and men in black.

     

     

    D. :)

  8. Celticrollercoaster supporting @WalkWithShay on

    Thanks to One Malloy, the Celticrollercoaster family will be going en masse to Paradise. Really looking forward to it and maybe see some of you Bhoys there! Hopefully temperature and the scoreline will be in the positives :-)

     

     

    Thanks also to Big Archie and Navan Bhoy for their help with tix

     

     

    C’mon the Hoops

     

     

    HH

     

     

    CRC

  9. Mahe the Madman on

    1,,,Who has scored the most goals for the club out of the following,,

     

    Regi Blinker

     

    Stephen Mc Manus

     

    Jackie McNamara

     

     

    Answer,,Stephen Mc Manus

     

     

    2,,who has made the most appearances for the club out of the following,,

     

    Stephane Mahe

     

    Gordon Marshall

     

    Bobby Petta

     

     

    Answer,,Gordon Marshall

     

     

    3,,,How many goals did Mark Viduka score for the club,,

     

    30

     

    33

     

    36

     

     

    Answer ,,30

     

     

    4,,,How many appearances did Tosh Mc Kinley make for his beloved team,,

     

    80

     

    90

     

    98

     

     

    Answer ,,90

     

     

    5,,How many goals did Anton Rogan score for his beloved team,,,

     

    3

     

    4

     

    5

     

     

    Answer,,3

     

     

    6,,,Which club did Celtic sign Enrico Annoni from?

     

     

    Answer,,Roma

     

     

    7,,,Which club did Celtic allow Eyal Berkovic to join on loan?

     

     

    Answer,,Blackburn Rovers

     

     

    8,,,Whilst at the club which number did Johann Mjallby wear?

     

     

    Answer,,35

     

     

    9,,,In the famous 5-1 victory in 1998 over the zombies who kept goal for Celtic?

     

     

    Answer,,Tony Warner

     

     

    10,,which zombie was sent off in that game?

     

     

    Answer,,Scott Wilson

  10. David66,

     

     

    It is excellent that Neil is doing so well @ Hibs.

     

     

    Brendan brings Max leverage. I hope Brendan is here for the next 10 years never mind the 10.

     

     

    1998

  11. Mahe the Madman on

    This weeks winner is SFTB who scrapes it by one point.

     

     

    SFTB,,,14

     

    Delaneys Dunky,,,13

     

    Stairheedramie,,,11

     

     

    Better luck next week to all the rest.

     

     

    Hail Hail

  12. This iPad is a total nightmare, think I will ask the Easter bunny for a new laptop.

     

    After a new car as mines blew up today.

     

    D. :)

  13. Gordon64,

     

     

    “Who wants it, who wants a rewind.”

     

     

    Yer right funk soul Brother.

     

     

     

    Rewound………

     

     

    ******************************************

     

     

    martin42 on 30th March 2018 6:36 pm

     

     

    Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

     

     

    Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

     

     

    Oh sometimes it makes me want to tremble tremble tremble.

     

     

    Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

     

     

    Perhaps we all could take a minute or so to think about all

     

     

    the members of our families and all our friends who have passed away this last 12 months.

     

     

    Eternal rest grant unto them Oh Lord

     

     

    and let perpetual light shine upon them

     

     

    for ever and ever

     

     

    Amen.

     

     

    Martin42

  14. Mahe the Madman on

    SFTB,,

     

    I got that question and answer from a wee quiz book the mother in law gave me for Christmas.

     

    Before I read the answer I genuinely thought no matter what every single kid is a 50 50 chance.

     

     

    I will type exactly what the answer in the book says word for word,,,

     

     

    There are 4 possible scenarios,

     

    BB,,BG,,GB,,GG each with a one in four possibility.

     

    If one is a boy the GG scenario can be discounted,,

     

    which leaves three scenarios, each with a 1 in 3 probability,,

     

    BB,,BG,,GB.

     

    So now the probability that one of the children is a girl is 2 in 3 or 66.666 percent.

     

     

    Hope youre well

     

     

    Hail Hail

  15. Celticrollercoaster supporting @WalkWithShay on

    DD

     

     

    I like to think you never need to grow up, but you can be respectful to others. Costs nothing.

     

     

    I hope you have a fantastic day tomorrow

     

     

    HH

     

     

    CRC

  16. TET – Are you still making the Celtic Rosary?

     

    If yes can you post a link to your website please?

     

    Slainte

     

    Tony

  17. Delaneys Dunky on

    Mahe

     

     

    Thanks for the effort. Sorry it was poorly subscribed. Sorry a poster who said he was going to participate in your quiz, went back on his word and then attempted to sabotage your great effort tonight.

     

    HH

  18. Mahe the Madman on

    No worries bhoys and just trying to help the blog along while ive time.

     

    SFTB are you no a Derry bhoy? ever have a run in with that bassa garda from Culdaff? ;)

     

    Macs backroom bar puts on a fine gig.

     

    Hail Hail

  19. Delaneys Dunky on

    CRC

     

     

    The best things in life are free.

     

    Love, respect and good manners are all free.

     

    Thanks M. You too mi amigo.

     

    HH

  20. Celticrollercoaster supporting @WalkWithShay on

    Well done Mahe the Madman

     

     

    Never easy running a Friday night quiz, Be assured they will be a few lurking but not taking part, so you efforts will be appreciated.

     

     

    Navan Bhoy now has your email addy, and will no doubt be in touch soon

     

     

    HH

     

     

    CRC

  21. BP

     

    I agree, I dont know what the problem is.

     

    Maybe something has happened today to make him annoyed.

     

    The thing with blogs are if someone does not want to tell you something then you have no recourse.

     

    Just keep your chin up pal.

     

     

    D. :)

  22. Mahe the Madman on

    CRC shes off maternity so ive a wee bit of time and was trying to help the blog along.

     

    Was it yourself run the last one and if so could you point me in the right direction for more q and a’s?

     

    Hope youre well partner

     

    Hail Hail

  23. My memory is the worst ever, I’ve never taken part in any quiz. Huge respect to the Dudes that organise and set them up.

     

     

    Sad if one has spoiled it. Dinnae give up.

  24. Mahe

     

     

    My folks are both from Gweedore where the Gardai keep a low profile and allow a liberal amount of lock-ins.

     

     

    So- never been to Culdaff though I have passed through Derry many times and occasionally stopped there for abreak in the journey but I have a nostalgic preference for stopping in Dungivan.

     

     

    The scenery in Donegal is superb but the prices can be steep. Post-Brexit- that might change.

  25. Mahe

     

    I would have participated but… Well I am crap at quiz’s as my memory is not that good.

     

    but I did enjoy trying to answer some of them in my own time.

     

    I know I am new to the blog, but please keep it up and just maybe I will google.. I mean try and answer some questions next time.

     

    D. :)

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