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  1. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Kev 3.17pm

     

     

    :-)

     

     

    That post must have been excruciating to type but yet once more the ole 49ers get a mention

     

     

    The flies are still gathering around whatever shoite is emanating our if Govan… one of these days you might enjoy Celtic winning

     

     

    Mon the Brendan the Squirrel ??

  2. Plus ca change , plus ca change and it’s another my, my, my beautiful Sunday.

     

     

    Classic Brendan Rodgers Celtic at home in bread n butter league game ‘bossed it’ © HamiltonTim, as normal, with little trouble against overly hyped Sevco predicted by, so many thousaands of voices.

     

     

    The internet transfer window palour of blue gloom obviously didn’t settle on Lennoxtown, never mind Parkhead, and Celtic opened the game in routine fashion, very nearly as wee Glen Daly, was muted.

     

     

    Olivier Ntcham oozed class, from the kick off ,as Sevco immediately surrendered a midfield perhaps they knew, couldn’t win, and we took the whip hand, every single Celtic player was at the top of their motivated level, and it was clear from the kick off that there was still only one show in town.

     

     

    James Forrest terrified the life from the newbie full back, to the extent Kyle Lafftery had to do something other than get beaten in the air by Dedryk, and Mikael tracking James back to the corner flag. MacGregor and Tierney threatened to run amok, and it was only Sevco’s old Rangers player in goal, that prevented the usual damn good first half thrashing.

     

     

    Odsonne caused panic on receipt of every ball and Tom Rogic showed his magic feet, till he got knackered probably more through pirouetting away from NoName Govan, and an enthralled Celtic support that don’t even know who we are playing against,? other than when we’re reminded apparently, whoever it is they’re no Rainjurz any more.

     

     

    Special mentions for the usual suspects? Mikael Lustig was immaculate Kriss Ajer and Dedryk Boyata cleaned up all day long and proved why BR dug his heels in , with Filip Benkovic warming up, was the view from the Celtic end where perspective suddenly looked very different to hard those shifts on the internet.

     

     

    The goal was a thing of beauty and the only surprise was that Olly’s goal came nine minutes after we were 5-0 against the last Sevco, we pumped ?

     

     

    Gerrard’s season continues with the narrative with which it began ‘no one likes us we don’t care ‘

     

    and nobody it seems, specially not him, will ever make that change

     

     

    M.O.M Olivier Ntcham

     

     

    Happy Happy beautiful Celtic Park Sundays

  3. Total domination for Celtic. When i saw the Huns team sheet it was clear to me that Slippy G thought they were better than they were and that we would run the midfield and likely win the match. Watched them a few times this season and they have rode their luck, plenty of missed chances, hitting the woodwork, penalties saves etc for the opposition has been the theme and for a while it looked like that would continue as they were simply jammy bassas. I was actually more anxious because they were so bad. They are total mince from back to front.

     

     

    It is now 3 clean sheets in a row for Celtic which is no coincidence since the return of Boyata, he was outstanding again today. Brown and Ntcham ran the midfield and a few others put in a great shift. Credit to Lustig who had a solid game. KT got stuck right into them like a true fan would and James Forrest was also very good. Edouard was off the pace although did well for the goal and Rogic too worked hard despite seeming not to be 100%.

     

     

    Easy peasy.

     

     

    MotM – Ntcham

  4. If the compliance officer gets involved he will probably try to overturn our goal,

     

    Once again when the question was asked this group of players come up with the answer.

  5. Big Georges Fan Club - Hail, Hail, Wee Oscar on

    Hello this is WEE BGFC. Thanks, fool time whistle and ’GG.

     

     

    HH

     

    WEE BGFC

  6. CUBIST FUNK on 2ND SEPTEMBER 2018 3:03 PM

     

    Well done Celtic, a good time to put in a big performance.

     

    I thought Tom Rogic did foul Jack to be honest – not the initial contact but Tom flicks out his left leg and takes away Jack’s left leg.

     

     

    he flicked out his left leg to gain possession of the ball and not to foul , never a free kick.

  7. Relive the highlights from the incomparable Bonfigli on the Huddle board

     

    -0 Ntcham

     

    https://streamable.com/2iclq

     

     

    Hun Foul 1 (Lafferty no booking)

     

    https://streamable.com/yh2h4

     

     

    Hun Foul 2 (McGregor No booking)

     

    https://streamable.com/32dzu

     

     

    Lafferty dive

     

    https://streamable.com/5cbrv

     

     

    KT Skill

     

    https://streamable.com/9757o

     

     

    Forrest hits the bar

     

    https://streamable.com/faq1s

     

     

    Lustig hits the bar

     

    https://streamable.com/o4orq

     

     

    Eddie Yellow

     

    https://streamable.com/wtnob

     

     

    Eddie chance

     

    https://streamable.com/c7jia

     

     

    Ntcham hits the bar

     

    https://streamable.com/uvqbe

     

     

    Griffiths hits the post

     

    https://streamable.com/jtx5b

     

     

    Griffiths Free kick

     

    https://streamable.com/ofmvn

     

     

    MOTM Interview

     

    https://streamable.com/u8xg5

     

     

    Brendan Interview

     

    https://streamable.com/651ji

     

     

    Ge55ard Interview

     

    https://streamable.com/eo90x

     

     

    Bonus Footage

     

    It’s a foul

     

    https://streamable.com/ibj5e

     

     

    55 titles?

     

    https://streamable.com/9mkeu

     

     

    Zombie TV last few minutes

     

    https://streamable.com/d87zt

     

     

    Zombie TV Analysis

     

    https://streamable.com/bvo2y

  8. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    Had to wear my lucky MELBOURNEMICK top today,wasn’t that confident.

     

     

    Biggest 1-0 hiding in history!

     

     

    Honestly,that’s the mob who welcome the chase,who are after our titles? If Collum had refereed with even the slightest integrity,they’d have been down to eight men by half-time. Let Gerrard and his lickspittles make their excuses,attempt to paper over the cracks,pull the wool over the eyes of the hun hordes,they were simply shocking today.

     

     

    Bit more edge up front,bit of luck with the woodwork,that could have been a bigger HUNSKELPIN than we dished out in April.

     

     

    Oh,the rangers are shite…

  9. There was an interesting exchange at end of previous blog about living in the now.

     

     

    I saw term GAD used but not sure what it was but understand what it means.

     

     

    During the “now” that was between 12 and 2pm you can see the wisdom of such a philosohpy.

     

     

    When you think of it all there is is now and the moment I post – the now of that post has gone.

  10. BR just explained the Dembele situation.

     

     

    Puts Dembele in a box labeled Lyon.

     

     

    A sense of betrayal perhaps.

  11. Was it not hilarious the way the zombies looked like the zombies in planet Z there at the end.

     

    I was killing myself!! Just like them!!

     

    hope none of the stewards got bitten.

     

    QF

  12. Stevie G commented on Lafferty’s stamp on Lustig, on Ajer getting wrestled to the ground inside the box, on Lafferty’s dive to get Brown booked? No? Strange, eh?

  13. “The role of the fifth official was to assist the fourth official in a variety of tasks, and potentially be called upon to replace another match official if necessary, for example in the case of injury. … They have no duties other than to replace an assistant referee or fourth official who is unable to continue.” Can anyone then explain Gerrard’s comment that ““It’s definitely a foul. I’ve been around the game a very, very long time and that’s a foul in my book. It’s actually a foul in the fourth official’s book as well because he’s shouting down the mic, ‘Foul, foul, foul’. A uniquely Scottish take on the fourth official’s duties perhaps?

  14. My earlier post is waiting moderation. Too many links.

     

    I will split it up.

     

    Relive the highlights from the incomparable Bonfigli on the Huddle board

     

     

    -0 Ntcham

     

     

    https://streamable.com/2iclq

     

     

     

    Hun Foul 1 (Lafferty no booking)

     

     

    https://streamable.com/yh2h4

     

     

     

    Hun Foul 2 (McGregor No booking)

     

     

    https://streamable.com/32dzu

     

     

     

    Lafferty dive

     

     

    https://streamable.com/5cbrv

     

     

     

    KT Skill

     

     

    https://streamable.com/9757o

  15. I assume Gerrard will be up in front of the beaks for criticising the ref? Lenny would get a 4-match ban for that.

  16. Im told on the radio that there is two games at Ibrox to come.

     

    However I also feel that all things being equal Celtic will have far more space to create chances when Rangers are forced to attack a bit more at home…..indeed for all our dominance today the goal came when Rangers were having a minor attacking spell NOT when we had them on the ropes.

  17. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    DWPTOM

     

     

    Absolutely correct. Fourth official has no input to the officiating of the game.

     

     

    Collum probably learned his lesson,not to listen,with the Broadfoot dive a few years back

  18. Just in from the game. I’m sure it has already all been said on the blog but they are no better than Hamilton Accies.

     

    Boyata was imperious and wee Jamsie’s defending was first class. Olli ran the show.

     

    As regards Stevie G if the bookies took bets on him blaming the referee then gambling would have gone bankrupt overnight. Long may he be in the hot seat at Ayebrokes. They played nobody in Europe and have struggled against SPFL opposition, 5 points out of 12 is not league winning material but hey the SMSM have them as world beaters.

     

    Personally I thought BR’s team selection was poor – was there any need to select a goalkeeper today???

     

    Good to have breakfast in Coias with ?, Almore and AngelGabriel. Also got a surprise meeting with my mate Rab just back from being overseas.

     

    To top off my day I discovered that Moray Emerald run a bus to the game and pick up in Forres – sorted ???

     

     

    Hail! Hail! PMTYH ???????

  19. NOTTHEBUS on 2ND SEPTEMBER 2018 1:57 PM

     

     

    As comfortable as any Sevco victory since BR arrived

     

     

    *as comfortable 1-0 win since January 1974 courtesy of an early Buzz Bomb goal with a similar performance, 1 going on 5.

     

     

    We had Jinky and the Fife Beckenbauer on the bench that winter’s afternoon with Kenny running the mid ably assisted by Fat Pat, Stevie Murray and the Quiet Assassin, greig, forsyth and doddy were posted missing.

     

     

    We even had the “luxury” of an open goal miss by Dixie, he broke through and slotted the ball toward the empty net, unfortunately the heavy pitch and fatigue slowed it down and it was eventually cleared just as it was ready to trickle over.

     

     

    At half time the dj played one of he top songs of the season”Well here it is Merry Christmas everybody’s having fun” accompanied by the whole Tim support, one punter behind us shouted out, no everybody they urnae lol.

     

     

    Reminds me of a song of that time “we had joy we had fun, we beat the durty huns” lol

     

     

    Despite all the recent shenanigans I slept like a log last night, woke up in the fireplace (© Tommy Cooper, naw no the former Bankie bigot)

     

     

    Woke up at 6:20 and it was still a bit dark 40 minutes tae ko, nae concerns and just sat here enjoying it, knowing if it unfortunately ended 0-0 we had still scudded them.

     

     

    The genius that is Tony Blair’s father-in-law (scouse git) playing a modern day wattenachio and blaming the officials, naw his name isnae Murphy but he still goes tae the pineapple.

     

     

    Just noticed the “scouse git” © Alf Garnet is making his 15th signing, a 38 year old black north WBA reject, meanwhile we had some on here and other sites complaining about us signing a 31 year old competitive midfielder.

  20. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Sandman 3.34pm

     

     

    Enjoy your beers

     

     

    Looking forward to your assessment

     

     

    Broony 9

     

     

    Boyata 8

     

     

    Craig Gordon an easier shift he will not have

  21. My son just asked me.

     

    Do you remember any Sevco midfielder touching the baw or doing anything today?

     

    Naw

  22. Back to Basics - Glass Half Full on

    “It was a foul”

     

     

    “The ref won’t be mentioned ….. after we get our dig in”

     

     

    “We’ll sign someone next week”.

     

     

    And some on here accuse our host of squirreling?

     

     

    Orwell himself would not believe how successful they are at duping their fans.

     

     

    This is why they will be highly unlikely to be successful against us.

     

     

    Their entire organisational culture is focussed being top of the league for ‘setting the agenda’.

     

     

    All else, including results on the field, is secondary.

     

     

    This doesn’t happen by chance. A natural corollary of having

     

     

    1. A criminal con man as chairman.

     

     

    Key competencies, lying through your teeth to get money from people then evading responsibility.

     

     

    2. Having an unfulfilled egocentric PR junkie on a power trip at the heart of your operation.

     

     

    Key competencies, writing skill ( yes he did actually have some talent), spin, blackmail plus drive and determination arising from an empty bank balance and the realisation that, when this gig is up, all bridges have been burned rendering him unemployable).

     

     

    Hail hail

  23. Breakfast shower then mass.

     

    Oh what a beautiful morning.

     

    If Celtic did Sunday mornings

     

    They’d be just like today

  24. Just back from a wander to the shops for sum supplies ? streets deserted some parties going on…must hav a new neighbour across the street…huge Tricolour hanging out their window…would be in danger of getting their windaes panned if all the huns wern’t in hiding ….hopefully that’ll shut up the Orcs in work over the next few weeks…they’ve been getting a bit lippy lately ???

     

     

    H.H.

  25. Rangers’ pubs all over Glasgow have altered their exteriors to encourage more nuns to come in for a pint….they now proclaim….”We Welcome The Chaste”..

     

     

    Hail hail

     

     

    Matt

  26. Gerryfaethebrig on

    DD 3.41pm

     

     

    My nephew who was at the game just phoned me

     

     

    “Uncle Gerard it’s magic pumping the Huns”

     

     

    Different club, same odious fans

     

     

    Bottom 6 …. ha ha ha ha ha

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