Hail Mary, full of grace……

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A statement to the stock market by Rangers International today confirmed that they are not a sustainable business, have no bank credit facilities and are unable to accept debit or credit cards for season ticket purchases.

These revelations contravene SFA licence requirements, which would need to be met if the club wanted to participate in Scottish football in season 2014-15.  Before attaining a licence for the forthcoming season a club must demonstrate that is has the finance available to complete its commitments.  Newco Rangers have confirmed they are currently unable to meet this requirement.

Perhaps anticipating their next move, the statement added, “Should the Club suffer a substantial decrease in season ticket income in the next two months, then it would be unable to trade in the short term without seeking additional external funding”.  You suspect this two month timeframe will prove to be significant.

That supporters who chose to automatically renew their season tickets cannot do so is demeaning.  The financial uncertainty behind a season ticket purchase is such that people have been asked to pay by cash, cheque or direct bank transfer.  Utterly, utterly, demeaning.

I sincerely hope whoever is in charge of taking money from fans is in a position to pay them back in the event the club fails.  With this weight of evidence, to bank and spend the money regardless would be despicable.

A few points to bear in mind:

No one is in control of this situation, it was not planned for and there is not a silver bullet to resolve things.

The shareholders and are not a homogenous unit, they have different priorities, aspirations and stress points.

These two things being the case, any amount of carnage can take place once the inevitable crash occurs.

The only plan I can think of goes along the lines of, “Hail Mary, full of grace……..”

Sandy Jardine

I know several CQN’ers were good friends with Sandy Jardine, each of whom assured me of the man’s good character.  Sincere condolences extended to all his family and friends.

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  1. Over on the Dark Side, they are discussing Nerlinger as a possible new Director of Football. Reckon they should buy a fiddle & sign Nero.

  2. Emerald Green on

    This looks CATASTROPHIC ((((((((((((((( :- )))))))))))))) …… note to smsm and pro hun liars everywhere ……… the moment has arrived when you are suddenly all wrong ….. really wrong ….. CATASTROPHIALLY WRONG ……….GIRFUY’S ( copyright TD 67 )

  3. FFin’ austerity measures:

     

     

    “Are you telling us that Jimmy Bell earns over £2k per week and his son £1k per week.

     

    Are you serious?”

     

     

    “Totally serious.”

     

     

    “If we are paying tea-ladies £15k a year and the market price is £12.5k a year then they need to go”

  4. The Green Man @ various posts,

     

     

    Sadly and reluctantly I think you are right. They ( Whatever they are or will become ) will be like a Phoenix.

     

     

    I sincerely hope though that we are wrong

     

     

    HH, always in Celtic.

  5. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Slip inside the eye of your mind

     

    Don’t you know you might find

     

    A better place to play

     

    You said that you’d never been

     

    But all the things that you’ve seen

     

    Will slowly fade away

     

     

    So we started resolution 12 instead

     

    ‘Cos you said the brains I had went to my head.

     

    Step outside, summertime’s in bloom

     

    Stand up beside the fireplace

     

    Take that look from off your face

     

    You ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out

     

     

    And so Sally can wait, she knows it’s too late as we’re walking on by

     

    Her soul slides away, but don’t look back in anger I heard you say

     

     

    Take me to the place where you go

     

    Where nobody knows if it’s night or day

     

    But please don’t put your life in the hands

     

    Of a Rock n Roll band

     

    Who’ll throw it all away

     

     

    So we started resolution 12 instead

     

    ‘Cos you said the brains I had went to my head

     

    Step outside ‘cos summertime’s in bloom

     

    Stand up beside the fireplace

     

    Take that look from off your face

     

    ‘Cos you ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out

     

     

    So Sally can wait, she knows it’s too late as she’s walking on by

     

    My soul slides away, but don’t look back in anger I heard you say

     

     

    So Sally can wait, she knows it’s too late as we’re walking on by

     

    Her soul slides away, but don’t look back in anger I heard you say

     

     

    So Sally can wait

     

    She knows it’s too late as she’s walking on by

     

    My soul sings with joy

     

    But don’t look back in anger

     

    Don’t look back in anger

     

    I heard you say

     

     

    At least not today

  6. traditionalist88 on

    Monaghan1900

     

     

    Wait till they find out about the tea ladies bonus…

     

    :)

     

    HH

  7. ....PFayr supports WeeOscar on

    Hope DU got their wedge for the semi final game ….or was the kitty held by the SFA

  8. bournesouprecipe

     

     

    16:38 on 25 April, 2014

     

     

    Ian Durrant’s got a pet rabbit called Starsky.

     

     

     

    ==================

     

     

    …Who is on a 3k-a-week contract.

  9. Jonny

     

     

    22p.

     

     

    Canny even sell at the barras now using the ould ” two for a pound…two furra pound” line.

     

     

    “Nearly 5 furra pound , nearly 5 furra pound” disnae trip aff the tongue with the same fluency.

  10. !!Bada Bing!! on

    The first man to use an ATM in the UK was ole Reg Varney from On The Buses

     

    olivecsc

  11. Monaghan1900

     

     

    16:35 on 25 April, 2014

     

     

    FFin’ austerity measures:

     

     

    “Are you telling us that Jimmy Bell earns over £2k per week and his son £1k per week.

     

    Are you serious?”

     

     

    “Totally serious.”

     

     

    ==============================

     

     

     

    That’s like Dr.Frankenstein’s assistant Igor employing young Igor to assist in chopping up corpses.

  12. Greenpinata, yep the orange constituency will never vanish. They will always emerge with something to latch onto but thats Ok. I’d settle for them losing Ibrox and let the present incarnation struggle on for a bit longer.

  13. Geordie Munro on

    Neganon,

     

     

    How dare you! Ally is as shocked as the rest of us to learn they are in the brown stuff.;)

     

     

    Doc….absolute belter v funny.

  14. Durrant having a rabbit is pretty tame.

     

     

    Derek Parlane used to suck the farts out of dead seagulls in Sauchiehall Street

     

     

    (according to a wall in the Extension bar toilets at Glasgow University in 1976 so I can’t say if it is totally accurate…may have been Renfield Street)

  15. Called in to the Cooperative bank today, with whom I hold an account or two. I’ve been a big supporter of the Coop for many years. It reflected some of my own ethics and ideas in it’s operations and organisations. But I’m unhappy with what’s happening to them.

     

     

    So I took the bull by the horns and have told them I am only going to continue to bank with them and use their shops if they give me security on the car park of their supermarket branch on Belfast’s Lisburn Road. And I want a say in the governance of the bank from now on.

     

     

    They said that would be against all common business practice and probably the law too. But I’m smarter than them and told them that was not the case.

     

     

    My mate is keeping my deposits for me until they cave in. He is a financial genius and has just got off a fraud charge. I say got off, he cut a deal. He paid everything he owned and pleaded guilty but he got off, really. Anyway, he is looking after my savings for me and will hand them over to the Co-Op when they play ball on that car park deal and when he gets back from his trip to South America for the World Cup.

     

     

    I’ll let you know how it goes.

     

     

    In the meantime I’m about to email a guy in Nigeria with my bank details so he can pay in my lottery winnings. £200K coming my way less a small commission for him (what a rip off, but hey, it’s still £195K I wasn’t expecting and I’d be really suspicious if the guy didn’t want an admin fee, so you know he’s genuine)

     

     

    What a day. Could it get any better for me.? Hold on, I think it could……

     

     

    Actually just noticed the wife packing a bag – must be taking me on a surprise trip away…… cool. She’s putting the kids in the car and they are crying – must be taking them to the baby sitters – they hate that!

     

     

    My life is awesome. I am the People.

  16. valentinesday on

    !!Bada Bing!!

     

    16:41 on

     

    25 April, 2014

     

    The Producers on film 4 +1

     

    ______________________________

     

    Springtime for Sevco!!!!!

  17. ....PFayr supports WeeOscar on

    Cadizzy

     

     

    I’ve had a chest infection for 10 days

     

     

    You nearly killed with that one … Still coughing !!!!

  18. They have given “bear” and ” bull”, a whole new meaning in stock market lingo.

     

     

    Bear……now means …..what your wallet will be when you buy shares in Ra Rangers.

     

     

    As for “bull” ….well…….read Mr Wallace’s report today.

  19. tomtheleedstim on

    bournesouprecipe

     

    16:38 on

     

    25 April, 2014

     

    Ian Durrant’s got a pet rabbit called Starsky.

     

     

    like the tv programme – Starsky and……………….Warren.

  20. bournesouprecipe on

    When you’re down and troubled

     

    or need a helping hand.

     

     

    Try giving James Taylor a bell

     

    He’ll come running

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