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  1. As I confirm the old adage that, if you’re going to refer to one, get it feckin’ right!

     

     

    Served me right!

  2. the reason that i am posting

     

    i came out of hospital on tue

     

    watching the game yesterday

     

    on Kodi when they scored i

     

    jumped out of bed busted all

     

    the stiches in my back i was

     

    in hospital for 6 weeks

     

    again please help me

  3. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Beatbhoy

     

     

    Never any nastiness from me, especially to fellow Celtic fans, but with ears as big as mine n elephant never forgets, just my luck not to be a horse or a donkey

     

     

    Dallas…. Not back till Tuesday me and the good lady had a magic time last night, I was getting slagged for never being out, the wee yin was with us, told them all if you want me allowed out my shadow has to be invited as well

  4. WC

     

     

    “Henrik’s goal against Boavista was a pretty rubbish goal…

     

     

    ” – See more at: http://www.celticquicknews.co.uk/kilmarnock-v-celtic-live-updates-2/comment-page-34/#comments

     

     

    ********************************************************************

     

    How to respond to that?

     

     

    A goal isn’t the ball leaving the foot or head and hitting the net….It is a thousand moves over a thousand passes and tackles, starlit by the desire, ambition, despair and hopes of those who have scrimped, scraped and put their lives on hold to feel as if their heart is about to burst in a supernova because of the sheer weight of providence that not only guides the ball off, if necessary the backside of an invading water buffalo, but takes that last remaining breath in a so many hundreds of thousands of desperate lungs and turns it into a symphony, a CELTIC symphony that will echo as long as we have moving pictures, sound and souls to recollect that moment.

     

     

    It makes the gods listen.

     

     

    A pretty rubbish goal?

     

     

    Away and bile yer heid….(in a nice way).

     

     

    Hail Hail

     

     

    Matt

  5. GuyFawkesaforeverhero on

    Well done Celts, that was great yesterday.

     

     

    I don’t worry over much about having a ticket before travelling to the game, generally but I liked what Celtic did last week for supporters and reached the ticket office on Thursday. Bought a ticket for the Moffat (rBB s64,, had a great time and didn’t see anyone leave before the magic) then asked, anything for Dens Park?

     

     

    Answer, yes. Good stuff, I’ll be there.

     

     

    Then I walked back to the city and enjoyed Cheltenham with Guinness(s) in Maggie May’s.

     

     

    I recommend to all readers with an inclination toward my team, Celtic. Go and watch them. It’s great craic.

  6. Go tell the Spartim on

    I read a lot of posts about teams knowing how to set up against us, despite the bed wetting it has always been thus and we seem to far more often than not get the three points.

     

     

    Yesterday’s celebrations at the goal and afterwards are all what it’s all about, let’s see if the bed wetting home supporters can experience it for themselves.

     

     

    A point often lost at home games is that we are all in this together which is some feet given the diaspora of supporters and their opinions. If it’s in your being then stand up, can you imagine that was your children or members of your family and friends would you constantly berate them if they’re struggling, depending on your answer says a lot about your character

  7. Re pop ups Pisa etc Bobby Murdoch`s Curled Up Winklepickers posted the solution.

     

    Disable JavaScript although you will have to enable it again for some websites,

     

    Internet Options

     

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    Hope this helps.

  8. Never thought you were being nasty, Gerry, just as I don’t find Sevco’s accounts boring, especially when they’re in the state they’re in.

     

     

    So little debt.

     

     

    Cannae be Rangers then!

  9. Good evening friends, hope you are all still enjoying what’s left of a more than decent weekend. Not every weekend that Triggers Broom, The Minis, The Sheep and Chelski all fail to win whilst we cruise to a very comfortable 3 points ;-) ;-) ;-)

     

     

    *** LAST MAN STANDING – WEEK 4 RESULTS ***

     

     

    Before I confirm the results for this week, I know that some of you will have been eagerly looking forward to week 5 of the competition and the thought of International Weekend!. But given that all of the games are friendlies with therefore no guarantee what sort of teams the managers will put out we have decided to take a wee Spring Break. So you can all enjoy the Easter Weekend and the competition will resume the first weekend in April. The next set of fixtures will be sent out in a few days time.

     

     

    So here are the results for week 4 where only 51 competitors have sailed through to week 5.

     

     

    Jobo and CRC

     

     

    THE RESULTS

     

     

    QUALIFIERS

     

    AndyF – – – – – Celtic

     

    twinbrookbhoy – – – – – Celtic

     

    Norfolk Enchants – – – – – Celtic

     

    Hamiltontim – – – – – Celtic

     

    The Token Tim – – – – – Celtic

     

    DougC – – – – – Celtic

     

    Celtic Soul Brother – – – – – Celtic

     

    freddiebhoy – – – – – Celtic

     

    Smashing Milk Bottles – – – – – Celtic

     

    Zico Maltese Bhoy – – – – – Celtic

     

    jamabhoy – – – – – Celtic

     

    Janice67 – – – – – Celtic

     

    Jobo Baldie – – – – – Celtic

     

    fess19 – – – – – Celtic

     

    TravelBhoy – – – – – Celtic

     

    20 hats – – – – – Celtic

     

    Paddybhoy1888 – – – – – Celtic

     

    Sunnybhoy – – – – – Celtic

     

    Koln Celt – – – – – Celtic

     

    Stevie67 – – – – – Celtic

     

    Doc – – – – – Inverness

     

    GuyFawkesaforeverhero – – – – – Partick Thistle

     

    Big Al – – – – – Tottenham

     

    The Lurkin Tim – – – – – Tottenham

     

    TheCelt45 – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Bjmac – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Lennybhoy – – – – – Tottenham

     

    thetimreaper – – – – – Tottenham

     

    stpatricksbhoy – – – – – Tottenham

     

    dessybhoy – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Gearoid1998 – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Channelislandcelt – – – – – Tottenham

     

    gerryfaethebrig – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Onemalloy – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Bigshuggy – – – – – Tottenham

     

    The Mentalpause – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Nakasammi – – – – – Tottenham

     

    josiebee – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Praecepta – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Winning Captains Jnr – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Greenpinata – – – – – Tottenham

     

    QOTSA75 – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Martybhoy59 – – – – – Tottenham

     

    MikeinToronto – – – – – Tottenham

     

    A Source Said – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Londonbhoy88 – – – – – Tottenham

     

    MrsLennonspassion – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Big Archie – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Stephen Black – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Murdochaulandhay – – – – – Tottenham

     

    Lennyshon – – – – – Tottenham

     

    INCORRECT SELECTIONS

     

    Whitedoghunch – – – – – Aberdeen

     

    Bada Bing – – – – – Aberdeen

     

    Celtic cutiepie – – – – – Aberdeen

     

    CM67 – – – – – Crystal Palace

     

    pogmathonyahun – – – – – DRAW RC ICT

     

    Elharto – – – – – Dundee Utd

     

    Danny Mac – – – – – Everton

     

    Thoms Sellick – – – – – Hearts

     

    Penfold – – – – – Hearts

     

    Geordie Munro – – – – – Hearts

     

    Soukous – – – – – Hearts

     

    The Good Ship Celtica – – – – – Hearts

     

    The Exiled Tim – – – – – Hearts

     

    Celticrollercoaster – – – – – Hearts

     

    EKs Holy Goalie – – – – – Hearts

     

    The Black Cat – – – – – Hearts

     

    bognorbhoy – – – – – Hearts

     

    Lennonspassion Jnr – – – – – Hearts

     

    GG – – – – – Hearts

     

    StevieBhoy – – – – – Hearts

     

    Setting Free The Bears – – – – – Hearts

     

    BMCUWP – – – – – Hearts

     

    Cosy Corner Bhoy – – – – – Hearts

     

    Valleybhoy – – – – – Manchester City

     

    The Lurker – – – – – Manchester City

     

    Angelgabriel – – – – – Manchester City

  10. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    Corkcelt,

     

    To help keep you in a more comfortable frame of mind consider this.

     

    If we beat Aberdeen, then we need 11 points from the other 7 games.Provided, of course, that Aberdeen win their other 6 games.At least I THINK that is the situation!!

     

     

    JJ

  11. Getting ahead of myself here but when we play Aberdeen watch out for the thug Considine always late and chrunching from the side or the back, he always seems to escape even a yellow, animal of a player

  12. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    TOMMIE20

     

     

    Trying to find the answer for you,bud.

     

     

    To clarify,is Kodi going blank when activated?

  13. GlassTwoThirdsFull on

    jimmci on 20th March 2016 5:18 pm The Scottish media is loaded with many a hurting Hun reporter but today’s match report by Douglas Alexander in the Sunday Times will take some beating –

     

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    He really is one of the very worst.

     

    Sevco cheerleader.

  14. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Bigshuggy

     

     

    I have been watching you sneak up on the rails with LMS….hope you got your place pot up on Friday, back on the school run the morra, will be looking for some pointers for this weeks LMS

  15. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    DESSYBHOY on 20TH MARCH 2016 8:26 PM

     

    chruncing= crunching

     

     

    Hmmm….I am not so sure. `chruncing` sounds even more brutal.

     

     

    JJ

  16. SFTB

     

     

    Doubt if I’ll be around to celebrate it if it goes to goal difference, given my agitated state pre The TR Thunderbolt yesterday, as I pictured shivering Motherwell players necking Lemsip as they tried to warm up on jelly legs before taking on a buoyant Aberdeen!

  17. Surely we can hope for 50,000 plus for next home match against Hearts? I’m not sure how many home games we’ll have after the split, but counting the Hearts game it’s a maximum of four. One against, Hearts, Aberdeen, title winning games, then lastly the trophy presentation. Full house for all please.

  18. I saw mention of Henrik’s goal against Boavista.

     

    What can I say?

     

    Not the most aesthetically pleasing goal , but for me the greatest goal of my life so far.

     

    My Dad regaled me with Lisbon and Milan stories.

     

    I read everything about them.

     

    Never dreamt I would see my club in a European final in my lifetime.

     

    Henrik’s goal made that possible.

     

     

    Just beautiful.

     

     

    I will forever be grateful to that team and Martin

     

     

    HH

  19. GlassTwoThirdsFull on

    What’s the betting Sportscene will focus more on Ronny’s “fruity” language than Rogic’s goal?

  20. JJHS

     

    You reckon, it suits him well, should be playing rugby at least somebody would give it back with interest

  21. Dessybhoy

     

     

    He even escapes a red when he prevents a clear goal-scoring opportunity, and is penalised for it.

     

     

    At least, against us he does.

     

     

    Same ref that unhesitatingly sent off Efe and Dedryck for less clear-cut offences recently.

     

     

    Strange that.

  22. Beatbhoy

     

    Aye Thomson at his worst again, that wasn’t one of his thuggish tackles though he should have walked, as I say an animal

  23. As my auld Dad is constantly reminding me, it is amazing what leagues and trophies we have won since we have been cheated ever since he started watching Celtic, which goes back to the early 30s. Yesterday we should have had 2 penalties (at least) and would have been given against us, if they had occurred at the other end of the ground and the thug who did Tierney would have been ordered off if he had been wearing a Celtic jersey, as would their defender who pulled back Griffiths as he was going through (well, maybe a yellow). We are being cheated every game and it will only get worse. The opposition know the MiBs will extend them every advantage, while punishing us for the least transgression. 3 yellow cards for 4 fouls……………….Says it all.

     

     

    All we can do is give Celtic our full support til we have won the league. Maybe then our team will get the chance to play some football. Everything else can be put on the backburner til the season is over.

  24. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    TOMMIE20

     

     

    Looking through various sites,it seems that Kodi needed a reinstall around beginning of February for some set-ups.

     

     

    Give that a try,get back to me please if no luck.

  25. Gerryfaethebrig on

    GTTF

     

     

    What’s the chances sportscene giving the Warbmeister a grilling, imagine Ronny being 2-0 up and seemingly cruising and getting bumped 3-2…. Funnily enough our media must think that’s ok, there probably more balanced reporting in North Korea (insert any other dictatorship ie Britain)

  26. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    Ziggydoc1

     

    I am sure there will be in the region of 50,000 at the Jambos game but people on here will still tell you that there are 30,000 empty seats.

     

     

    JJ

  27. GuyFawkesaforeverhero on

    tommie20 on 20th March 2016 8:09 pm

     

     

    No luck, pal. As you composed your cri de coeur, did it ever cross your mind to type, “..when we scored..”?

  28. Jungle Jim Hot Smoked on

    I have just watched the Highlights. Two things I noticed:

     

    1) Charlie`s incomprehensible `marking` which allowed Boyd a goodish chance quite early in the game;

     

    2) We had at least two good penalty shouts. I was not aware of that at all until I watched aforementioned highlights.

     

    When offering the view that some of or performances have been poor, I think it only fair to factor in the impact of the MIB.

     

     

    JJ

  29. weet weet weet(GBWO) on

    Over Sixties One-liners

     

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

     

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

     

    3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

     

    4. People call at 9 PM and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’

     

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

     

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

     

    7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

     

    8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

     

    9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

     

    10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

     

    11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

     

    12. You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise it.

     

    13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

     

    14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

     

    15. You sing along with elevator music.

     

    16. Your eyes won’t get much worse.

     

    17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

     

    18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

     

    19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

     

    20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

     

    21. You can’t remember who sent you this list

  30. Dallas Dallas where the heck is Dallas on

    I watched the highlights of our game yesterday on the BBC website earlier. The challenge when Kieran was injured wasn’t in the highlights on the website.

     

     

    There was a game at Rugby Park about seven years ago when the legned was clearly cursing and swearing on the touchline when Mendes was sent off . According to the media , he did nothing on including him telling someone in the stand where to go when he was dispatched there.

     

     

    He also went ballstic and made a beeline for Mixu , who was Hibs boss at the time, when Novo made a nasty tackle on a Hibs player and Mixu wasn’t slow complaining about the tackle.

     

     

    Its also unnerving that the legned’s expletive full rant at Chic Young has never been raised by the media. In saying that, how many of us would have done the same to Young or especially Tanner.

  31. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Jungle Jim

     

     

    This is when we should be highlighting the cheating officials, when Celtic are collecting titles we should highlight every decision, put the cheats under pressure to ref both teams the same, it’s the biggest cheat we face, why not highlight every decision, we are being referred differently from every other team…… I would be gutted if a ref every helped us so I should be just as annoyed when referees do not do their well paid job correctly