Just as Celtic’s injury problems appear to be lifting Spartak Moscow’s are getting more acute each passing game. Their cult-hero goalkeeper, Andriy Dykan, was substituted after picking up an injury in yesterday’s win against 10-man Amkar Perm and is unlikely to face Celtic. Already injured, Pareja, Welliton, Parshivlyuk, Jurado and Romulo, never made the squad.
The goal Spartak lost to ninth-place Amkar, is worthy of note. It was the eighth goal they have lost to a set piece in the last 10 games. Celtic have been particularly effective from set pieces in Europe already this season and will see an opportunity in corners and free kicks deep in opposition territory.
Tuesday is the day…..
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!!Bada Bing!!
11:20 on 1 October, 2012
Bryce Curdy-The story I heard was about 15 years ago, and current at the time as my ex worked in said hospital.
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Dopwn Ayr way back then, we were all familiar with the terrible tale.
Two versions emerged – one of Mr, and the Mrs.
Got to be careful how you frame such things.
For the Mr, in soundscape: Bzzzzzz, nnnnngh, ‘uh-oh’.
For the Mrs. – more interestingly the excuse formed a case of changing a lightbulb, the wooden stool slipping, turning upside down and an unfortunate impaling taking place.
All hearsay and urban legend of course. Allegedly, etc, etc. But, man, did they have legs (no pun intended on that Mrs story ;))
Allegedly, – Royal Doulton are set to release two small jugs as a mark of respect over the ole controversial photographs.
Pacemakers are great.
My auld dad who is 88 has had one since 1999. Fitted here in Italy.
They gave him a new model last year.
Has to be careful ‘tho- can play havoc with certain electronic devices!
HH!!
James Traynor today, October 1st 2012 sets a new world record for tenuous straw-clutching obfuscation by attempting to draw parallels between sporting image rights and EBTs/dual contracts:
“Basically it works like this: A player wants £500,000 a year but insists his image rights are worth £100,000. The club might agree to pay him £400,000 but allow him the freedom to exploit his image rights. The money from those rights goes to another source, usually a company, which means both the club and player are benefiting.
Both are beating the system. That’s a pretty simple example but the fundamentals are the same whether it’s £100,000 or £10m and we ask ourselves if these deals are really any different from EBT/dual contracts.”
Bravo, Mr.Traynor, a new frontier in barrel-scraping constructivism.
I’m sure they’ll be sititng in customs house and Centre 1 in thoughtful chin-stroking accord; ‘Hmm, y’know this fat b*stard might have a point…’
Next week: why Ryder Cup golf is sectarian cos it’s played on GREENS with WHITE balls.
The Battered Bunnet 11:10 on 1 October, 2012
I heard it was a Squeezy container – like what ordinary people use when washing the dishes.
Seemingly the boy Curdy couldn’t discreetly break wind for several months.
I’m forever farting bubbles CSC
Great comebacks March 1962 Scottish Cup CP
Celtic 4 – Third Lanark 4
HoopedSocks CSC
Soal, dunno, but it was all a dreadful pickle.
The zombies at home to Alloa in the next round of the SC?!
Is Paul Hartley making a playing comeback?
Get in there and sort ‘elbows’ out Paul!
You know you want to!
HH!!
Wee repeat question.
Is the game only on SKY tomorrow night?
See Jabba is getting ever more desperate to drag Celtic into the Sevco mess.
As sure a sign as any that things are gonna get tasty over the next month!
Funny how the consequences of Rangers tax avoidance is bad for Scottish football but dragging in other clubs on another unrelated tax matter entirely is not.
Bitter man.
1000th?
Apologies if posted already, fholks, I’ve not loggin in here in a while. But I just noticed in Duff & Phelps’ recently published doc on the zombies website that they apparently sold the “HISTORY” of Rangers to Newco on 14th June.
That’ll include the outstanding debt then, eh?? You can’t have your cake and eat it, Charles. Are D&P still trying to appease the fans? If so, why? Is this a legal document, or just a work of fiction? Unbelieveable.
7.1 A detailed outline of the marketing process undertaken by the Joint Administrators which preceded the sale of the business, history and certain assets of the Club to Newco on 14 June 2012, was provided in the previous report to creditors dated 10 July 2012.
Bryce Curdy ?
” Doing a Bryce Curdy ” -gets a wee mention in a Chris Brookmyre novel . I can’t remember which one .
Mummy ——- Johnny has just shoved a banger up the dog’s arse .
Rectum – David ——-Rectum !.
Rectum ? — Damn near killed it .
Low 30s — lovely day -1st of October -way down south
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Neil Lennon @OfficialNeil
Well that was one of the more bizarre press conferences I’ve had to do
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ht
Don’t know mate!
Well done on Saturday night btw!
Hamiltontim
yes sky in britain but its on a shitload of other sats if you have access to it
Anthony R. Hamilton @polishturnstile
Neil Lennon was asked by a Russian journalist if he would turn to Sean Connery if the club was in financial difficulty… Priceless
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Anthony R. Hamilton @polishturnstile
The same dude asked NL what he would do with €100m. “You’d never see me again” came the reply. I’ve been at some mental conferences…
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Neil Lennon in excellent mood at the pre match conference in Moscow.
– We obviously watch “Braveheart” before our games. That’s not all, we wore kilts and dance all in the dressing room before the games.
Gratuitous alienation – that’s all
Ht 5pm Sky Sports 2
Stevietar:
They are trying to claim they sold it as Goodwill, which is an intangible asset in yearly accounts but has a value to the company.
Like when a good chippy or pub gets taken over, the new buyer pays to use the same sign and name as it carrys weight in the area.
Unfortunately:
There was naff all good about the deadco
And this undead mob are no better.
Cant be done in a sporting context. The only time that it can be considered is in merges between clubs where they site the former clubs achievements. This is not that, the old club ceased to exist, this one is a new entity and has no claim whatsoever to the old clubs history.
Despite their best efforts to convince us otherwise
Son Of
HH
Ha!
That must have been some crazy news confrence
Thanks gentlemen……oh and bjmac ;-)
South Of Tunis:
I agree, it is not all the work of the ‘devil’. I thought the book, though I have a couple of chapters to read, was poorly edited and presented (amateurish even) but it is the innuendo that the author often hints at (with supporting references) that when read in conjunction with other books that raises the hairs on the back of the neck. (And I am alluding to the abuse of elected power as opposed satanic meddling). I read every book with an open mind.
When you recall what went on in Belgium and Kincorra with government knowledge, you have to ask yourself what else is going on that is obscene and deprived but has the protection of the state.
Was asking Neil what he would do with €100m, a crude attempt at a bribe. :>)
Sean Connery? Is he in Russia – sure as hell won’t see him in Scotland.
Neil also asked if Celtic should have a statue of Aiden McGeady put up at Celtic Park due to the transfer fee we received for him.
Mort
What a lovely day to knock on the front door of the Kremlin and ask “Is Len in?”
Scott Brown:
It’s going to be tough game for us becouse Spartak are not the biscuit.
Not one Scottish media puts updates from the conferrence? It’s funny and interesting. I read updates on Russian website.
The ole Russians have got good memories
Jabba’s beyond ridiculous,Jim White would look more credible doing an advert HP.
How did Spartak get on in their game at the weekend?
For
HamiltonTim , you no talking to me ?
petec , noticed a post earlier during the madness last night . believe you’re a bellsmyre lad . where from and when ? myself – murroch avenue , glenside
Philbhoy , they won 3-1 but apparently opposition scored first , missed 2 1-on-1’s , were awarded a dubious goal and only scored the 3rd in injury time against 10 men .
Easy then ?!
I bet a carpet and a brush are also at this meeting
Alasdair Lamont @BBCAlLamont
SFA president Campbell Ogilvie says he hopes to speak to Rangers chief exec Charles Green to try to resolve a variety of issues.
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11Jonesy11 @11Jonesy11
If anyone knows a Mark Hughes Rachel Hughes and Megan Hughes. I’ve just found their season tickets in town. DM me n I’ll get them back to ya